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[QUOTE=Glockman;2680135]I have conststently what a total fucking time massages are. I don't understand why and no one has given me an answer that passes the straight test. You're better off getting your did to lick your balls. At least your dog won't up sell.[/QUOTE]Sorry have to disagree. I'm married and I'm not looking for FS or to bang some doped out skank. I don't have a problem with anyone who does, it's just not my thing. I do like to get a great, professional massage and then have a nice finish. What's wrong with that? Nothing in my opinion. I'm not talking about the escorts posing as LMT's who see you in a hotel on a bed and offer a 2 minute back rub and then jerk you off for $150. Sorry but I see nothing wrong with finding someone who gives a professional massage and then a HJ at the end for a reasonable price.
Now actually finding someone who can do that, well. That's another thing.
[QUOTE=Duke68;2680338]Sorry have to disagree. I'm married and I'm not looking for FS or to bang some doped out skank. I don't have a problem with anyone who does, it's just not my thing. I do like to get a great, professional massage and then have a nice finish. What's wrong with that? Nothing in my opinion. I'm not talking about the escorts posing as LMT's who see you in a hotel on a bed and offer a 2 minute back rub and then jerk you off for $150. Sorry but I see nothing wrong with finding someone who gives a professional massage and then a HJ at the end for a reasonable price.
Now actually finding someone who can do that, well. That's another thing.[/QUOTE]It depends on her skill. Several experienced girls, Koreans, have given me me fantastic HJ; actually, it felt much better than FS afterwards. You may change your mind when you find a girl having a great HJ skill. She may use a nice gel during HJ. Importantly, your imagination is essential in a dark room. You may receive HJ in a bright room from anyone in Memphis massage places. Imo.
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This is where I see it differently. In regard to massages, I have no interest in being covered in some draconian, monastery bed sheet like a cadaver without the toe tag.
I don't like being made to feel like a human burrito. That sh** is boring to me! It feels like it is straight out of the Dark Ages.
This is why I prefer the AMP. Even without the so-called happy ending, being covered with a towel is adequate enough. I don't need to be mummified in some goofy bed sheet to appease the whims of some Frankenstein morality mob led by a merry band of self-indulged, hypocritical, donut eating, political hacks.
Not everything can always be about getting some puzzy. To me, this is about the sad reality of how far or how not so far we have come since "The Scarlet Letter" or the Salem witch trials.
It's the idea that it is okay to show female breasts as long as you cover the nipples. In other words, don't do a Janet Jackson.
Way to go Corky!
So if I can get a decent massage without being buried in some "the world is flat" mentality linens, I'll take the AMPs all day long.
[QUOTE=SweetBug;2680460]It depends on her skill. Several experienced girls, Koreans, have given me me fantastic HJ; actually, it felt much better than FS afterwards. You may change your mind when you find a girl having a great HJ skill. She may use a nice gel during HJ. Importantly, your imagination is essential in a dark room. You may receive HJ in a bright room from anyone in Memphis massage places. Imo.[/QUOTE]I agree SweetBug. The idea of some chump lurking in the message board weeds to try and police an HJ is a world class monstrosity.
[QUOTE=BossHawg;2680929]I agree SweetBug. The idea of some chump lurking in the message board weeds to try and police an HJ is a world class monstrosity.[/QUOTE]I sample many of the well known providers from this site and BP. Mostly hit or miss with me. I know if I go to an AMP I will leave happy, satisfied, relaxed, and not smelling like smoke or worried about other issues or drama.
[QUOTE=BossHawg;2680918]This is where I see it differently. Not everything can always be about getting some puzzy.[/QUOTE]Valid, but wrong website. This is usaSEX guide! Take out the sex, and you have boring, everyday, who gives a shit website.
[QUOTE=Duke68;2680338]Sorry have to disagree. I'm married and I'm not looking for FS or to bang some doped out skank. I don't have a problem with anyone who does, it's just not my thing. I do like to get a great, professional massage and then have a nice finish. What's wrong with that? Nothing in my opinion. I'm not talking about the escorts posing as LMT's who see you in a hotel on a bed and offer a 2 minute back rub and then jerk you off for $150. Sorry but I see nothing wrong with finding someone who gives a professional massage and then a HJ at the end for a reasonable price.
Now actually finding someone who can do that, well. That's another thing.[/QUOTE]I understand where you are coming from. My rant was aimed at the rip off ladies who claim to offer a massage but have no skills whatsoever and only want to cheat you out of your money as fast as possible. That seems to be widespread and yet some guys go back again and again hoping for a happy ending, but sadly no ending is happy! I agree that if you need a good massage for a sore back, then a licensed massage therapist is the way to go. However I think that finding a true professional LTM who will also give you a handjob would be difficult to find. They have too much too lose. It takes over 500 hours of study in a licensed school of massage to get a license in Tennessee. It is a class B misdemeanor to even use the word "massage" in an advertisement if you do not hold a licence. Further, the Tennessee Legislature in its infinite wisdom has held that "It is unlawful for a masseur or masseuse to touch. . . Or fondle in any manner or massage an erogenous area for compensation. " Tenn. Code Ann. 39-17-918. But if you can find a professional LTM who will jack you off, then go for it. PM me her telephone number. Maybe I will change my mind about massages.
[QUOTE=Glockman;2681315]I understand where you are coming from. My rant was aimed at the rip off ladies who claim to offer a massage but have no skills whatsoever and only want to cheat you out of your money as fast as possible. That seems to be widespread and yet some guys go back again and again hoping for a happy ending, but sadly no ending is happy! I agree that if you need a good massage for a sore back, then a licensed massage therapist is the way to go. However I think that finding a true professional LTM who will also give you a handjob would be difficult to find. They have too much too lose. It takes over 500 hours of study in a licensed school of massage to get a license in Tennessee. It is a class B misdemeanor to even use the word "massage" in an advertisement if you do not hold a licence. Further, the Tennessee Legislature in its infinite wisdom has held that "It is unlawful for a masseur or masseuse to touch. . . Or fondle in any manner or massage an erogenous area for compensation. " Tenn. Code Ann. 39-17-918. But if you can find a professional LTM who will jack you off, then go for it. PM me her telephone number. Maybe I will change my mind about massages.[/QUOTE]Haha, will do buddy. The ones I've found in the past had training and let their license lapse or had some training but didn't finish. You are right though. At a legitimate establishment this is hard to find.
[QUOTE=Racer250;2679801]I couldn't agree more BH! Matter of fact since Chrissy went off the radar I haven't made any moves. I'd pay decent money to have service like she provided in Midtown. Hell I PAID good money for that service way out in Cordova! I was a Tokyo regular for quite some time between 04 and roughly 07. Even paid a few visits to Yoko's as it was on its way out. Believe it or not I actually got FS at Tokyo years ago. It's was somewhat of an "accident" since she had oiled up her legs and Mr. Jimmy was swimming between them but then uh oh. That feels a little different. She let me finish up that way! Those were the days. I'm always in search of another Chrissy and whenever Danni from LA comes back to town I certainly make it a priority to see her. She has always done me right. Memphis is definitely behind the curve when it comes to a good massage with quality endings. I too would like to see it change so I have more to add to the board. Massage is my thing..
R2.[/QUOTE]Racer. You said it. I miss Chrissy so much. She was a real sweetheart and provided awesome service.
Really wish that she would come back.
Sorry have to disagree. I'm married and I'm not looking for FS or to bang some doped out skank. I don't have a problem with anyone who does, it's just not my thing. I do like to get a great, professional massage and then have a nice finish. What's wrong with that? Nothing in my opinion. I'm not talking about the escorts posing as LMT's who see you in a hotel on a bed and offer a 2 minute back rub and then jerk you off for $150. Sorry but I see nothing wrong with finding someone who gives a professional massage and then a HJ at the end for a reasonable price.
Now actually finding someone who can do that, well. That's another have conststently what a total fucking time massages are. I don't understand why and no one has given me an answer that passes the straight test. You're better off getting your did to lick your balls. At least your dog won't up sell.
To all you massage haters, first of all, why do you even read this thread / category? I'm a sensual massage enthusiasts who's been getting these types of massages from LMTs for 20+ years. So Glock, I'm going to answer your question. Massages are #1 good for your health in many different ways. #2, we never have to be worried about getting setup, robbed, arrested, etc. #3, massages are legal. #4, you've obviously never experienced sensual massage superstars like Michelle who had that private getaway in the back of that video store in midtown. She was the absolute best! Some of you will remember and know what I'm taking about. Damn, I miss that hot tub! Chrissy would be another good one to add to the list too. And above all for me, it's a game I enjoy playing. I enjoy trying to 'manipulate ' the legit therapists until I get what I want and I've been very successful over the years finding what I'm looking for. So excuse those of us who are only interested in safe, legit activities.
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Anyone try her?
[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relax-rejuvenate-energize/9635773[/URL]
I saw her a couple of years ago. I believe I remember a few cats being present and the music selection was a bit odd for a massage. The massage was pretty good and so was the HE. She's not much to look at though.
[QUOTE=Unfaithful;2683323]Anyone try her?
[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relax-rejuvenate-energize/9635773[/URL][/QUOTE]