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[QUOTE=Dick Slinger; 1156755]After all the jubilation about Vivian at jhh, I hate to rain on the gay parade but.

One thing I almost found out the hard way when I was a young soldier stationed in San Francisco is this.

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a Dude. 25 years later,

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a dude with a sex change.

Hate to say this since jhh is my favorite place on earth. If I wanted to be 'springerized' I would go to ML.

I realize I will be flamed to deaf by my fellow brothers. With my last words I would like to say I regret that I have but one life to give for the monger nation[/QUOTE]Mr. Slinger.

I have been with quite a few, taller asian providers over the years, as well as meeting a few very tall asian waitresses. I don't think that any ofthem were transgendered. Have you ever been to an AMP? If so you would most likely have seen a taller provider. All asian women are not 5'0-5'6. Viv is probably 5'10 or 5'11. It's just harder to tell when they don't have the colored tape on the door frame, and everyone looks taller when they're sitting on your chest or face. TOFTT and set up an appointment with Viv and you will come back a better monger, or if not, at least a less homophobic one.

GTR

Do you think Viv is Chinese?

I hate to bring bad news but I think I got herpes from last JHH.

It's not like it's bothering me a lot but it surely bothers my wife.

Should I bring my own towels next time? Everything I got was fully covered.

[QUOTE=Ozlobin;1156908]Do you think Viv is Chinese?[/QUOTE]Viv is fromTaiwan.

[QUOTE=Ozlobin;1156908]Do you think Viv is Chinese?[/QUOTE]As a matter of fact I do. I've been going there since they moved from Dulaney Vally Road. I would say that all of my providers have been Chinese. Chinese AMPs are mostly in private houses. And usually they leave the porch light on.

I've asked many of the girls where they are from. And most of them come back with"Bejing". After spending a 55 min. Hr. With Viv, I came to the same conclusion. Also, I haven't seen that many light skinned asian providers. I really think she has a little caucasian in her genes. (You can take that anyway you waant to)

A lot of them will just say Beijing reflexively because they know the average American only knows of Beijing. If they realize that you know a little bit more about China, they will tell you. They will also say Shanghai, which is like their New York. Northern Chinese tend to be taller and more fair complected.

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1157229]As a matter of fact I do. I've been going there since they moved from Dulaney Vally Road. I would say that all of my providers have been Chinese. Chinese AMPs are mostly in private houses. And usually they leave the porch light on.

I've asked many of the girls where they are from. And most of them come back with"Bejing". After spending a 55 min. Hr. With Viv, I came to the same conclusion. Also, I haven't seen that many light skinned asian providers. I really think she has a little caucasian in her genes. (You can take that anyway you waant to) [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dick Slinger; 1156755]After all the jubilation about Vivian at jhh, I hate to rain on the gay parade but.

One thing I almost found out the hard way when I was a young soldier stationed in San Francisco is this.

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a Dude. 25 years later,

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a dude with a sex change.

Hate to say this since jhh is my favorite place on earth. If I wanted to be 'springerized' I would go to ML.

I realize I will be flamed to deaf by my fellow brothers. With my last words I would like to say I regret that I have but one life to give for the monger nation[/QUOTE]You are evil, you ruined all my appetite. Now I only can think how big her shoulders or foot.

Fellow Mongers.

I don't know what's going on on 140, but three of 4 AMPs were closed today. 9921's "Open" sign was gone. 1310's door was locked and no answer at the Tag location. I did find the wild ____ yonder open, and got excellent service for the standard tuition. Again, not sure what's happening, but be careful.

Baldconan1

[QUOTE=Dick Slinger; 1156755]After all the jubilation about Vivian at jhh, I hate to rain on the gay parade but.

One thing I almost found out the hard way when I was a young soldier stationed in San Francisco is this.

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a Dude. 25 years later,

A 6 foot Chinese Chick from San Francisco no matter how gorgeous is always a dude with a sex change.

Hate to say this since jhh is my favorite place on earth. If I wanted to be 'springerized' I would go to ML.

I realize I will be flamed to deaf by my fellow brothers. With my last words I would like to say I regret that I have but one life to give for the monger nation[/QUOTE]Maybe this means michelle wee realy should be on the men's tour.

[QUOTE=Bmore Slim;1156826]Ain't that grand! Of all the truths I've learned from society, the following is gold. Men who refer to themselves as Dick, born without the name, are raging closet case homosexuals. Many have lost their hair in the process due to the stress of living a lie. There are no transexuals at JH and none at ML, so stop spreading lies. Grow up kid and leave these men alone.[/QUOTE]Let me know when your Jerry Springer episode airs so I can laugh my repressed homosexual ass off when she tells you on national tv. Transgendered individuals do exist and many make there living providing sexual services to.

Unsuspecting customers. For the record I have all my hair (a huge nappy afro) and dick slinger my user name.

Refers to the fact that I sling my dick much like a gunslinger. Did not mean to insult anyone just providing food for thought. I am just not slinging it in an over 6 ft Chinese girl unless she comes out with Yow Ming and he says " relax this is my sister".

[QUOTE=Bmore Slim;1156826]Ain't that grand! Of all the truths I've learned from society, the following is gold. Men who refer to themselves as Dick, born without the name, are raging closet case homosexuals. Many have lost their hair in the process due to the stress of living a lie. There are no transexuals at JH and none at ML, so stop spreading lies. Grow up kid and leave these men alone.[/QUOTE]Let me know when your Jerry Springer episode airs so I can laugh my repressed homosexual ass off when she tells you on national tv. Transgendered individuals do exist and many make there living providing sexual services to unsuspecting customers. For the record I have all my hair (a huge nappy afro) and dick slinger my user name.

Refers to the fact that I sling my dick much like a gunslinger. Did not mean to insult anyone just providing food for thought. I am just not slinging it in an over 6 ft Chinese girl unless she comes out with Yow Ming and he says " relax this is my sister".

[QUOTE=Dick Slinger; 1158529]Let me know when your Jerry Springer episode airs so I can laugh my repressed homosexual ass off when she tells you on national tv. Transgendered individuals do exist and many make there living providing sexual services to unsuspecting customers. For the record I have all my hair (a huge nappy afro) and dick slinger my user name.

Refers to the fact that I sling my dick much like a gunslinger. Did not mean to insult anyone just providing food for thought. I am just not slinging it in an over 6 ft Chinese girl unless she comes out with Yow Ming and he says " relax this is my sister". [/QUOTE]You sure seem to be the expert on trannies. In fact, you seem to be the first guy on any of the AMP boards that I have read for the last twenty years who is obsessed with trannies, Dick. Trannies have dicks, too, don't they Dick?

I noticed 1310 door was locked a month or so ago and that took me to 9921 who was open at the time. I was wondering if it was just for that day but I guess 1310 is gone for good. Will stop by there once more just to check one more time, then move on.

[QUOTE=Baldconan1; 1157744]Fellow Mongers.

I don't know what's going on on 140, but three of 4 AMPs were closed today. 9921's "Open" sign was gone. 1310's door was locked and no answer at the Tag location. I did find the wild ____ yonder open, and got excellent service for the standard tuition. Again, not sure what's happening, but be careful.

Baldconan1[/QUOTE]

I must have missed the 6ft tall Vivian. She may have been the one sitting down when I was introduced to the group of them. I hade "Selena" but I was introduced to a kind of thick one who had a cute face, a small and slighly older one and a very pretty one that was sitting down. I should have got all their names before I left. As far as tall asian women go, B&B had a slim tall one that looked like she should have been a model or something. Only saw her once and I know for a fact that she was a female. LOL

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