Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Fishdude;3034920]Interesting how the Asians are branching out to the smaller towns outside of Madison. Pretty soon, there'll be one in every small town in Dane County.

<sarcasm I'm sure that Verona and Cross Plains will be completely different than the other AMPs around here. Anything will be on the table and you'll leave with the experience of a lifetime from the most beautiful Chinese woman you can imagine. </ sarcasm Sorry, but AMPs just make me sad. Waste of money for me. End up spending the same as for a good provider, but instead get self service or a lame HJ or less. Also seems a little too too close to human trafficking for my tastes.

I know some people like a massage with their HJ. For me, it's like separation of church and state. If I want a good massage, I'll go to a real CMT, which none of these chicks are, and it will feel great. Then I'll see a provider that can really deliver and I don't have to worry about being disappointed.

Sorry, just feeling ornery today. Have to stop reading this part of the forum.

Fishdude says Asian carp are nasty too. Getting in to Lake Michigan and crowding out the native species.

Fishdude out.[/QUOTE]Same here regarding massages. I'd rather be doing the massaging, either as a prelude to or while doing the deed with a girl. I've never understood the attraction of the MP's. My theory on them and the clubs is that a lot of guys can't bring themselves to go all the way but can rationalize lap dances, HJ's and even BJ's as "not really sex". I want to eat the whole meal, not just the appetizer! And why not? For the same or a bit more $$, I can have it all.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;3035502]Asians are great people but as escorts most are too skinny and don't have much booty. There are however rare exceptions to the rule.[/QUOTE]You know, after I posted this, I was worried that people would look at it as a put down of Asians in general which was not my intention at all. I love skinny! And I like good, small breasts. That's part of the attraction for me.

It's just that I feel that AMPs create a whole level of 'little head thinking' with fake pictures and the allure of a mysterious culture that leads to disappointment on my part. I love banging a woman with a skinny ass and feeling pure pussy. It's just that it will never happen at an AMP, or if it does, it's way more expensive than a straight up provider.

My little head has ended up leading me to some amazing experiences, but AMPs have never been one of them!

For those that like the experience. It looks like you're in luck as there will be one on every street corner soon. China has 1. 4 billion people and due to globalization, our cultures are becoming more integrated all the time. AMPs in Verona and Cross Plains are true evidence of this.

Fishdude.

[QUOTE=DieselMike;3035646]Same here regarding massages. I'd rather be doing the massaging, either as a prelude to or while doing the deed with a girl. I've never understood the attraction of the MP's. My theory on them and the clubs is that a lot of guys can't bring themselves to go all the way but can rationalize lap dances, HJ's and even BJ's as "not really sex". I want to eat the whole meal, not just the appetizer! And why not? For the same or a bit more $$, I can have it all.[/QUOTE]I agree with you and Fishdude, and can understand what you guys dislike about the AMPs. But from chatting with some other members, and speaking for myself. If you work a physical job, and enjoy a good massage, there is a certain nicety about having a cock massage after 40 minutes of back muscle beat down. I like both worlds, but do agree, that the vast majority of massage places around here, are a joke. I have tried to forget Asian massage, and just go for the real deal like you mongers, but once in a while, I just can't help myself. But, I have found a good massage gal, and its a convenient location for me, so it works out well. But I will say this too. Though I am sure others have scored where I haven't, doing AMP's in the city of Madison, you will have more bad than good. Step out of town, and the game changes a lot. Once you try Tara, you will find going Asian is not really a good option. Unless the thrill of the hunt, for a HE, gets you going. There is nothing not to like about having a sexy and gorgeous blond, smashing my knots and tickling my spots. There is also nothing not to like about taking the same money, and giving a hot provider, two tickets to poundtown. There are definitely more than one type of mongers here. I don't knock what anybody likes or dislikes. We all have different tastes and expectations. It keeps the forum entertaining, to say the least.

[QUOTE=IceFourPlay;3036008]I agree with you and Fishdude, and can understand what you guys dislike about the AMPs. But from chatting with some other members, and speaking for myself. If you work a physical job, and enjoy a good massage, there is a certain nicety about having a cock massage after 40 minutes of back muscle beat down. I like both worlds, but do agree, that the vast majority of massage places around here, are a joke. I have tried to forget Asian massage, and just go for the real deal like you mongers, but once in a while, I just can't help myself. But, I have found a good massage gal, and its a convenient location for me, so it works out well. But I will say this too. Though I am sure others have scored where I haven't, doing AMP's in the city of Madison, you will have more bad than good. Step out of town, and the game changes a lot. Once you try Tara, you will find going Asian is not really a good option. Unless the thrill of the hunt, for a HE, gets you going. There is nothing not to like about having a sexy and gorgeous blond, smashing my knots and tickling my spots. There is also nothing not to like about taking the same money, and giving a hot provider, two tickets to poundtown. There are definitely more than one type of mongers here. I don't knock what anybody likes or dislikes. We all have different tastes and expectations. It keeps the forum entertaining, to say the least.[/QUOTE]I enjoy a good massage as well. Ending or no and you have about a 75% chance of getting at least a relaxing massage at an AMP even if it isn't on the same par as a Therapeutic one. I have been to places (none in Madison. Most are rub and tease) where eveything was on the table. Pun intended. But some of those gals either got wore out or scared off. One of the bigger problems, in my opinion, with the AMPs is agreeing to self service much less tipping for it. Perhaps if the gals had to put a bit more into it in order to make that tip, instead of doing what you can do at home looking at prettier girls on porn sites and paying some gal to rub your leg and giggle in your ear while you do it, insist on more or walk away. Otherwise just enjoy the massage and jack off at home. Sorry for the rant.

Aka the one with the big parking lot. They continue to advertise on backpage, with new girls every month, but I have been totally unsuccessful in getting hold of anyone to set up an appointment. The voicemail isn't set up right at that number, and no one answers, early, mid-day, or at night. I had a few great sessions when they took walk-ins, especially with a Japanese gal going by Akiko.

[QUOTE=Newbie5;3044074]Aka the one with the big parking lot. They continue to advertise on backpage, with new girls every month, but I have been totally unsuccessful in getting hold of anyone to set up an appointment. The voicemail isn't set up right at that number, and no one answers, early, mid-day, or at night. I had a few great sessions when they took walk-ins, especially with a Japanese gal going by Akiko.[/QUOTE]A recent view on another site mentions the house. I don't know if that means they are back in the hos, or if the review was pose long after the visit. Check the house. Perhaps their vacating the hose was temporary. I did not try to see since their original vacating of the house. However, the last couple visits I made to th house they did not answer the phone even though the parking lot was empty, so I rang the buzzer to get in.

The parlors in Madison are the luck of the draw / I go to texas once or twice a year. Go to the same parlor every time. They have been there 10 years or more. Take the table shower, that's where you make your move to what you want. When she towel drys you and gives Johnson a good drying, your almost home. Back in the room, I always say that I don't recognize you from the last time, but whoever she was, she really knew how to make me feel great. As she is working, I slowly slide the towel down. If she don't put it back, I'm in 60 plus 40 and the little head says thank you.

[QUOTE=Baylander;3036330]I enjoy a good massage as well. Ending or no and you have about a 75% chance of getting at least a relaxing massage at an AMP even if it isn't on the same par as a Therapeutic one. I have been to places (none in Madison. Most are rub and tease) where eveything was on the table. Pun intended. But some of those gals either got wore out or scared off. One of the bigger problems, in my opinion, with the AMPs is agreeing to self service much less tipping for it. Perhaps if the gals had to put a bit more into it in order to make that tip, instead of doing what you can do at home looking at prettier girls on porn sites and paying some gal to rub your leg and giggle in your ear while you do it, insist on more or walk away. Otherwise just enjoy the massage and jack off at home. Sorry for the rant.[/QUOTE]To each their own. My first experience in the hobby was with Tara. She's incredible. But only in my most desperate states do I even begin to imagine repeating with her.

I've said it before: I just can't get too excited about the glorified hand job.

For pure massage skills, she's average. I can get a student massage for $35 that compares with what she provides. Then go home and jerk myself off. And save both the hassle of scheduling and significant coin.

And that $150 is just so I can touch her pussy and have her rub my anus and jerk me off?

Yawn.

I feel the same way Ice. Some great body work followed by a sensual, happy ending. All performed by a cute sexy lady. What's not to like. Wish there were more options like her around. I know she isn't to everyone's liking but for me this is the best.

[QUOTE=IceFourPlay;3036008]I agree with you and Fishdude, and can understand what you guys dislike about the AMPs. But from chatting with some other members, and speaking for myself. If you work a physical job, and enjoy a good massage, there is a certain nicety about having a cock massage after 40 minutes of back muscle beat down. I like both worlds, but do agree, that the vast majority of massage places around here, are a joke. I have tried to forget Asian massage, and just go for the real deal like you mongers, but once in a while, I just can't help myself. But, I have found a good massage gal, and its a convenient location for me, so it works out well. But I will say this too. Though I am sure others have scored where I haven't, doing AMP's in the city of Madison, you will have more bad than good. Step out of town, and the game changes a lot. Once you try Tara, you will find going Asian is not really a good option. Unless the thrill of the hunt, for a HE, gets you going. There is nothing not to like about having a sexy and gorgeous blond, smashing my knots and tickling my spots. There is also nothing not to like about taking the same money, and giving a hot provider, two tickets to poundtown. There are definitely more than one type of mongers here. I don't knock what anybody likes or dislikes. We all have different tastes and expectations. It keeps the forum entertaining, to say the least.[/QUOTE]

.5 for an hour! I was thinking that it was to good to be true. I have to say mostly yes and a little no.

Pros: the massage was very good! Full body included face, temples, chest, stomach, and front of thighs.

Cons: 1) there is a karate school next door so you can hear the loud active class during the whole massage. 2) no teasing and no happy end. No trip.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/BodyRubs/cell-608-298-7234-boby-relaxation-andfoot-reflexology-asian-massage/13701794[/URL]

I read some comments on another board that this place offer a happy hand shake. Once in the room, the door stayed cracked and the cover went. Bad news for meat least the massage was pretty good and I got the complete hour.

It looks like you all have no consistent places outside of GH but I'm not paying 1. 8 for 40 minutes, this is just not worth it to me.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-4-hands-magic-touch-madison-wi-28565[/URL]

[QUOTE=Bm392;3048766]I read some comments on another board that this place offer a happy hand shake. Once in the room, the door stayed cracked and the cover went. Bad news for meat least the massage was pretty good and I got the complete hour.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-4-hands-magic-touch-madison-wi-28565[/URL][/QUOTE]Have had much success in McFarland. They may be a little wary of you on a first visit, but after a few they've become very relaxed with me and converse much more. For me, Lisa even makes sure it isn't just a rush job anymore.

Just emailed Tara, she replied her surgery was yesterday. I suspect it'll be a couple of weeks before she's back to "work". Praying for full and fast recovery!

[QUOTE=BulletsNBrains;3051060]Just emailed Tara, she replied her surgery was yesterday. I suspect it'll be a couple of weeks before she's back to "work". Praying for full and fast recovery![/QUOTE]Thanks for the tantra Tara. All the best.

I'm a Senior from Illinois that drives thru Madison sometimes on my way up north fishing or whatever.

I'm not a big massage guy but was interested in Violet de Mora who advertises under body rubs on BP.

[URL]http://madison.backpage.com/BodyRubs...udent/15954836[/URL]

If anyone has seen her, does she provide BBBJ or is it a handjob finish?

I know YMMV with anyone, but I'm not into $$ hand endings, no matter how hot the girl is.

Thanks in advance for any help.

Rollie.

[QUOTE=BulletsNBrains;3051060]Just emailed Tara, she replied her surgery was yesterday. I suspect it'll be a couple of weeks before she's back to "work". Praying for full and fast recovery![/QUOTE]Those bad boys will take much longer than 2 weeks to heal and be ready for some deep sucking.

Went to acu over the weekend. Nothing to go home about. Lackluster massage, nothing else to coverse about. No tip. Luckly it was only a half hour.

Called another and they said they were staying at a hotel. They refused to give the room number out. Didn't go.

How much do you typically bring when you have gone to the Geosha House.

Or how much should a person bring? I know their door fee, it'd be a shame to show up light.

[QUOTE=Agrego;3068472]How much do you typically bring when you have gone to the Geosha House.

Or how much should a person bring? I know their door fee, it'd be a shame to show up light.[/QUOTE]180 for the 40 min package!!

Any suggestions and price?

[QUOTE=TommyMke;3068815]180 for the 40 min package!![/QUOTE]How much is the door fee? Is that included in the 180?

[QUOTE=Pm150;3071429]How much is the door fee? Is that included in the 180?[/QUOTE]Yes all included. I don't believe there is a tip needed but I always tip 20 more.

240 for an hour all in. But a tip Is never a bad idea. Good luck. Let us know who you see and if the service is good.

[QUOTE=TommyMke;3071781]Yes all included. I don't believe there is a tip needed but I always tip 20 more.[/QUOTE]

I have been mongering on the massage thing for about 5 years, and played the photographer looking for models for about 30. The internet killed the modeling thing. I have been to all of the asian parlors. Yes, you can generally get right in and don't have to play the three phone call, and the shady motel with the squad in the parking lot, and the stink eye from the suspect hanging by the exit closest to the room, but, frankly, I am tired of doing my own handy work while being watched by an asian woman who is probably my age. (wonder why the lights are always so low?) If I want a massage, I may as well go to one of the corporate places and at least the massage is given by someone who has been in a massage school, and do the handiwork on my own. Question: Tipping, when I have to do my own handy work, is a tip really necessary, or earned. The asian girls (grandma's) tell me that they don't get much from the house fee, but, they don't want to do much to earn a tip, with the exceptions of the places east and west of town. Thanks for this chance to vent. Any luck with the Seeking Arangement, Badoo, or Ashley? Yes, use a fake name and a credit card bought from Walmart. Thanks. Good luck, and Happy Hunting. Also, L-Arginene, from Wal place, seems to give Mr. Happy a boost, as well as Maca Root, I get mine from the Pharmacy Coop on Gorham by State. As you can tell, the good years are behind me, but, what the hell, I am still above room temperature. At Geisha and Stairway, the tip used to be the same as the house fee, giving you a fun time. About 35 years ago I had a Triumph Spitfire. On a Fri, or Sat night, not much in the bars, so I hit East Main, then West Main, then the place down by the International dealer on Hiway 30, then Geisha. Busy night, all girls working. While in Geisha, two dudes came in and I quote, 35 years later, "What the fuck, there's a Spitfire parked in front of all of these places!" I didn't respond but a good reply would have been: "Its a company car, I am the UN Health Inspector checking all these places out for clean towels. ".

She's back!! Holy cow! Her body was totally changed by the boob job. She wiped out all the competition before. There no stopping her now. Better get her while you can. She told me she's heading to Chicago next month to try her hand at Tantra there, and she may just relocate her biz if it goes well. I have had Tantra with her. Mind blowing experiences. I have no doubt bushes going to kill it.

[QUOTE=JimBobJones;3073791]She's back!! Holy cow! Her body was totally changed by the boob job. She wiped out all the competition before. There no stopping her now. Better get her while you can. She told me she's heading to Chicago next month to try her hand at Tantra there, and she may just relocate her biz if it goes well. I have had Tantra with her. Mind blowing experiences. I have no doubt bushes going to kill it.[/QUOTE]I cannot wait to get into this sweet pussy and ass again. Thanks for sharing. I am on my way.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;3074096]I cannot wait to get into this sweet pussy and ass again. Thanks for sharing. I am on my way.[/QUOTE]Get into that sweet pussy and ass? Thought she was massage only?

[QUOTE=Torque6969;3075149]Get into that sweet pussy and ass? Thought she was massage only?[/QUOTE]She prefers that her services not be posted on the forum. But what she offers is on a person by person level. I believe it's based on trusts and history of service. I've seen her about 4 times and FS has not been one of the offerings yet.

Long time silent reader. Tried massage parlours like Acu and the one with parking on the back yard. Well no complaints there but got bored of mechanical stuff out there.

I hear a lot of good things about Tara. Not sure how to contact her so thought of posting here and see if I can get any luck. Please share some pointers if you can. Thanks.

[QUOTE=BulletsNBrains;3075275]She prefers that her services not be posted on the forum. But what she offers is on a person by person level. I believe it's based on trusts and history of service. I've seen her about 4 times and FS has not been one of the offerings yet.[/QUOTE]While she was still at her Monona location I was seeing her a couple time a month and we had a lot of fun and great massages, but there was never FS on the table, she keeps that as part of her private life. Things may have changed but I wouldn't think so. My schedule is not as flexible as it was and scheduling with her can is not as easy as it once was for me. I've only been able to visit with her once at the new location but with her newer assets I think a visit will be in order!

[QUOTE=BulletsNBrains;3075275]She prefers that her services not be posted on the forum. But what she offers is on a person by person level. I believe it's based on trusts and history of service. I've seen her about 4 times and FS has not been one of the offerings yet.[/QUOTE]Who cares what she prefers, I'm sure a lot of the women who have been reviewed here would prefer details or negatives would be kept out but that's not what this forum is for LOL.

I had a day dream about this place. In my dream I stopped in and was greeted by a very nice looking 30 something Asian lady with a beautiful back side. It was 6 for the hour. The massage was good nice pressure I would fondle her ads when she was in front of me it was nice bit every time I would try to rub her breast she would pull away and giggle. On the flip I was thinking things would end happy but she wouldn't handle that. She told me you do I said no you do then she put lotion on Mr happy and placed my hand there. I tried to run one out but wasn't going well being she wouldn't let me rub her top half so I said heck with it and told her I couldn't do it. Then got dressed. On my way out the door she got in front of me and said what not tip. I looked at her and said no. Then he said you no like massage and I said ya it was fine and I paid you for the massage. She was blocking me from the door and talking about the police so I told her look I paid for a massage you gave a massage we are done here then I stepped to her side and left. I see no need to tip for no ending the massage is 60 for an hour that's a buck a minute I'm thinking that's more than she would make serving egg rolls. Anyhow then I left but was still feeling friskey so I called emilee the massage girl who advertises in the escort section, her ad is there daily. Set up was easy and within a half hour I was at her place. Her massage was actually good and would have been a lot better if she wouldn't stop every time she talks and let me tell you this girl likes to talk. On the flip she played next to me head to toe I got to play with the kitty but no fiv she did give a nice handy finish. I would never go back to the place on king street but I would see Emily I if the mood strikes to have my ear talked off LOL. The damages for Emily was 8 for the half but I was actually there for almost an hour she just kept talking LOL.

[QUOTE=OldHornDog;3077379]I had a day dream about this place. In my dream I stopped in and was greeted by a very nice looking 30 something Asian lady with a beautiful back side. It was 6 for the hour. The massage was good nice pressure I would fondle her ads when she was in front of me it was nice bit every time I would try to rub her breast she would pull away and giggle. On the flip I was thinking things would end happy but she wouldn't handle that. She told me you do I said no you do then she put lotion on Mr happy and placed my hand there. I tried to run one out but wasn't going well being she wouldn't let me rub her top half so I said heck with it and told her I couldn't do it. Then got dressed. On my way out the door she got in front of me and said what not tip. I looked at her and said no. Then he said you no like massage and I said ya it was fine and I paid you for the massage. She was blocking me from the door and talking about the police so I told her look I paid for a massage you gave a massage we are done here then I stepped to her side and left. I see no need to tip for no ending the massage is 60 for an hour that's a buck a minute I'm thinking that's more than she would make serving egg rolls. Anyhow then I left but was still feeling friskey so I called emilee the massage girl who advertises in the escort section, her ad is there daily. Set up was easy and within a half hour I was at her place. Her massage was actually good and would have been a lot better if she wouldn't stop every time she talks and let me tell you this girl likes to talk. On the flip she played next to me head to toe I got to play with the kitty but no fiv she did give a nice handy finish. I would never go back to the place on king street but I would see Emily I if the mood strikes to have my ear talked off LOL. The damages for Emily was 8 for the half but I was actually there for almost an hour she just kept talking LOL.[/QUOTE]Any info about the Emilee Girl?

Great face, 5'6", well done bolt ons, the most adorable freckles on her shoulders, a bit of baby damage but not bad. Gives a light but nicely senual massage. CBJ, followed be cg, spider and finished with standing mish. Was a nice session and what I was in the mood for. Asked about rules so I could share here. What seems be more common now no fingers, daty, or kissing. So no GFE, but she was engaged and chatted just the right amount, seemed to like what she was doing. You could do worse.

Go back in the forum and you can find mainly poor reviews of Emilee (if you are talking about this one: http://emilee.thesensualmassage.com/)

Regarding Tara, I would suggest that anyone implying or hinting that they are getting more than a nice massage with a standard ending is full of shit. I have seen her over a dozen times. Pretty sure I am right.

I agree but what goes on at fight club should stay at fight club so who knows. I've always had a great time with Tara with no complaints. So if you've seen her before and enjoyed her service, which I feel is always first rate, then why look for trouble elsewhere. Just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;3083366]Go back in the forum and you can find mainly poor reviews of Emilee (if you are talking about this one: http://emilee.thesensualmassage.com/)

Regarding Tara, I would suggest that anyone implying or hinting that they are getting more than a nice massage with a standard ending is full of shit. I have seen her over a dozen times. Pretty sure I am right.[/QUOTE]

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I know it's a broken record but got visit with Tara again this last Thursday and she is one of kind amazing. Her new assets are PERFECT and make her untouchable in my eyes.

GO see her fellas and treat her well.

Have not been to GH for a long time -- been doing the Rockford scene -- but that scene has really fallen apart recently. Are the program options still $140, $180 and $240? Are there ever any specials run? Seem to remember a girl offering a discount at one time when she inquired why she only saw me once ever several months. Who are the top girls in the lineup nowdays? I always like to plan to go when there are 2 or more good options available.

I recently googled Layla Lust assuming she was long gone and saw a posting from this summer. Does anyone have any more info on her? I saw her last in 2013 and her service was ok, but she does offer good specials, is a sure and safe bet, and she does have great tits which I like.