Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks]I think you went to the house next door. I went there 2:45 PM yesterday and they were open for business as usual. Did notice though that they put new doors in the shower room, new sprayer, and scrubbed down the walls. Now it is very clean. After shower, went to room and paint looked pretty fresh. No paint odor, just fresh. Spent a nice hr. with Judy. Things are getting better in Baynesville! Always call to be sure, digits are on sign. Be safe, Have fun.

GTR[/QUOTE]He's right, I always call and let the mamasan know that I'm on the way, but I just went there on Friday night.

I went to the new AMP on Joppa near Firehouse last night. Was greeted nicely and taken to a clean room to a lady named Linda. She was a bit older but had a nice body.

GREAT massage and nice flip while she let me play with her tits.

I will repeat.

I've been going to the jade in the county for some time. I thought i was in every room in that house. I was even in the secret 3rd level. Not so secret but thought it was funny that they will throw a table write in someones bedroom.

Anyway I just read they had showers...go figure. What do you usually do ask for a shower before the message? or after to help get the oil off?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Monger 2]Gents,

You have a great town here and wish I could stay and sample more of your women. I am an AMP fan, and found a "Universal" good one in Towson. Place was clean. Mamasan was Chinese lady named "Kelly", kind of cruel for her parents to give her a name she can't pronounce. Cute Chinese masseuse provided excellent massage for. 7/hr, and after flip offered fs but made me pay $. 2 up front. Took a chance and have no regrets. Cbj, and cg with a nice tight squeezing juice box.

This is one of the better towns to monger in and I look forward to coming back.

M2[/QUOTE]Gave the Universe a try. Like all the Chinese places, the talent there is ancient. Not my cup of tea. They were probably young once when they started waiting in that line to get a US Visa. Got a real good massage though. Won't repeat.

Cracksmoak,

How about a PM with phone number and/or address.

Thanks.

LexLuther

Can you describe the assisted stand-up shower. I've always had a TS, so I am curious

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks]Made my first visit to the Parkville AMP last night. . I opted for after, and was satisfied with the assisted stand-up shower. As this was an exploratory visit, I think there is more to see than meets the eye. I'll TOFTT.
GTR[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Senshine]I've been going to the jade in the county for some time. I thought i was in every room in that house. I was even in the secret 3rd level. Not so secret but thought it was funny that they will throw a table write in someones bedroom.

Anyway I just read they had showers...go figure. What do you usually do ask for a shower before the message? or after to help get the oil off?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Can some tell me how to get to Jade?

[QUOTE=Experitry]Can some tell me how to get to Jade?[/QUOTE]


Read the fucking forum.

Or read the fucking City Paper.

Or read the fucking sports section in the Baltimore Sun.

Or google it - whatever you decide to do, when and if you ever get to Jade, be sure to use more common sense while you're there than you did when you decided to ask your question.

Welcome to the forum,

Uncalled for rudeness. This isn't exactly a discussion group for Pulitzer prize winners. Why is there so much hostility? Just answer the question, or move on. No big deal.

[QUOTE=Not-Experitry]Can some tell me how to get to Jade?[/QUOTE]

It depends on where you live. If you're too far away, I find that a car works best.

BD

One of the most relaxing visits ever. A new girl there (to me anyway) is about 5'3" or so...maybe 105. Excellent therapy...stretching, snapping and stuff like I was at a chiropractor...but in a good way. Good stuff...cute too!

Seniors feel free to PM...others will have to explore and find for themselves.

How to get to jade.

You know I have never been to Jade. Hmmm I don't know where it actually is. I usually visit my pikesville honey's. Or my O. M. Lady's or, I go to the. SACRED HOUSE. Ah sweet Rosie, always takes care of me. And she called me today to say, oh Mr. Foxy, you stay away to long. Girls miss you.come soon. They need your thick c**k. LOL.

Any way. How to get to Jade. Love the answer, by car. Now however we must be green, And politically correct. Ah, Suggestions anyone?

What was that Bench, CP, GOOGL jade? Phone book, LOL, Sprorts pages.

LOL. And you want Mandy's digits too, don't you. She said I could give them out too. But only to deserving mongers, OH Mandy, such a fine girl.

How does that song go. Well she is not at the Midway anymore. Looking for a few good mongers. That might have a buck or 2. She is a 9+ on CBJ skills. All covered. Kisses to die for. I can only imagine what FS must be like.

And she is the nicest lady I have talked with in a bit. So, I want your girl friends mom, Your girlfiends girlfriend. A newbie, a MILF, a semi-pro.

Your secret honey, her sister too. And then Mandy, ah sweet Mandy is all yours.

God I love this, I get to be a total disgusting cad, and I'm happy as a crab in a girls crotch. LOL

Lovin every minute of it.

Smiling Fox

Has anyone been to FE at their new location?

Little Head wants to check it out, but Big Head is concerned about going into the 'hood after dark.

M

Visited Moonlight Spa this morning. I had seen Lee-lee in July, but she is on "vacation. " That was fine, because then I met Candy who was much better anyway.

Knowing I was a repeat customer must have helped, because she treated me like she wanted me to be one of her regulars. The table shower was probably one of the best ever, as it was non-rushed and stimulating.

Back in the room, Candy caught me by surprise when she gave my junk some uncovered oral attention as she toweled me off. A most pleasant surprise.

I asked for and received the "light-touch" treatment, which was OK. She offered AR but I'm not a fan, so I declined. Then the flip came and she gave me an awesome BBBJTCIM.

Candy didn't toss me out afterwards, though. She filled the rest of the time with a light rubdown, until the hour was up. It was definitely A1 service.

Candy is about 5'5", 120#, 30-ish, all-natural D's. She said she was Japanese, but I think she was Korean. (I've never seen anything but Koreans in there.)

Will definitely repeat with Candy.

Looks. 8. 5
Attitude. 9. 5
Massage. 9
Service. 10
Overall. 9. 5

Stimpy

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]How to get to jade.

Any way. How to get to Jade. Love the answer, by car. Now however we must be green, And politically correct. Ah, Suggestions anyone?

Smiling Fox[/QUOTE]He can always ride his bicycle

Joppa Rd in Towson.

[QUOTE=Mandruas]Has anyone been to FE at their new location?

Little Head wants to check it out, but Big Head is concerned about going into the 'hood after dark.

M[/QUOTE]I went there during the evening when I twas light outside. When I left it was a little shady for sure. All my visits from now on will be during the day. The place is no where near as nice as before. IT is very shady, almost like going into someones house. Only 1 girl working to my knowledge. I was force to go there after mamasan at moonlight kept giving me run around about being busy.

Dude that post fuckin' rocks! If I wasn't tappin' some fine ass pussy on the road right now (yeah, she's a stripper), I'd be headin' over to Woodlawn!

BP

First timer here. Regular visitor to $$$ on Loch Raven. sampled a few providers there. You are given a line-up from which to choose. Impressions are as follows:

The little "sister" is kind and attentive. Very complimentary and enthusiastic.

The beautiful Russian girls are ATTRACTIVE, however lazy in all aspects.

The little Latino is IT! beautiful, decent massage all good!

A couple Dundalk looking girls never disappoint just not as attractive as others, though better service

Happy Hunting!

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]And you want Mandy's digits too, don't you. She said I could give them out too. But only to deserving mongers, OH Mandy, such a fine girl.

How does that song go. Well she is not at the Midway anymore. Looking for a few good mongers. That might have a buck or 2. She is a 9+ on CBJ skills. All covered. Kisses to die for. I can only imagine what FS must be like.

And she is the nicest lady I have talked with in a bit. So, I want your girl friends mom, Your girlfiends girlfriend. A newbie, a MILF, a semi-pro.

Your secret honey, her sister too. And then Mandy, ah sweet Mandy is all yours.

God I love this, I get to be a total disgusting cad, and I'm happy as a crab in a girls crotch. LOL

Lovin every minute of it.

Smiling Fox[/QUOTE]

And her sister too?
Yeah, I'll take those digits from you... just text them to me or pm works too.

[QUOTE=The Sarge]I went there during the evening when I twas light outside. When I left it was a little shady for sure. All my visits from now on will be during the day. The place is no where near as nice as before. IT is very shady, almost like going into someones house. Only 1 girl working to my knowledge. I was force to go there after mamasan at moonlight kept giving me run around about being busy.[/QUOTE]Thanks Sarge. Candy @ ML sounds good, and I think I'll try her instead. Hopefully she won't be busy, and will meet with Little Head's approval.

M

[QUOTE=Mike A]Uncalled for rudeness. This isn't exactly a discussion group for Pulitzer prize winners. Why is there so much hostility? Just answer the question, or move on. No big deal.[/QUOTE]"Uncalled" for laziness, stupidty and selfishness calls for "uncalled" for rudeness.

You punks need to do some research yourself. Get off your ass and take a chance and tell everyone what you've found. Why don't you and your buddy spend some money on unexplored territory instead of waiting for everyone else to wipe your asses and change your diapers for you?

Hey Chip,

Ok newbie, you have a place of distinction here. Bet you didn't expect that. There are Russian girls there, and maybe some really nice lookin woman too. There can be a difference?

But the place has a reputation for being extremely expensive, and very little expanded service. So Chip, Please send some graphic details. The place has been around for a while. And some of us would like to know if there is a way to get an expanded menu.

Thanks,

Smiling Fox

I went to the Loch Raven place a few months ago. Your right Fox, beautiful russian women, Very pricey, and no expanded menu for me.

My girl did however let my hands roam freely. Not sure if a repeat customer would get more but who could afford to become a repeat.

If I'm gonna spend $$+ there i'll just put a couple extra bucks to it and get an escort.

Ok, they're all attractive. The Russian girls especially, though they give a short half assed massage. The little "sister" and the latino Rock. Cost is just a hair over $$. With that hands allowed to wander all over. For double you may have "4 hands" which is kinda cool. You're lying there on your back in a crucifix pose giving the bird on both sides (get my imagery? ). No FS yet though I thing that may come with familiarity, which I think I'm approaching.

On a side note they periodically have an old bitty getting a facial etc and sell vitamins too.

I have been to AMP on Eastern, York and 108 and have to admit the "hot factor " at Loch Raven does it for me.

I have visited this place several times. Everytime I regretted. This place is simply not worth for the price. Same stuff there for long time. I don't know who is going there or the lousy service they provide for the kind of money.

Either they should improved quality and service or reduce price period. Till then we should only look for choices within AMP.

[QUOTE=Cracksmoak]"Uncalled" for laziness, stupidty and selfishness calls for "uncalled" for rudeness.

You punks need to do some research yourself. Get off your ass and take a chance and tell everyone what you've found. Why don't you and your buddy spend some money on unexplored territory instead of waiting for everyone else to wipe your asses and change your diapers for you?[/QUOTE]If you were to reread this, you might realize who the "punk" is, who is lazy, or even who is simply not worth the thought. No one needs to let you know how much research they are doing. If you don't have something constructive to say, just say nothing, and no one knows how you may really be.

There are some things in life that just never pan out.

There has just got to be an entrance to those hot russian woman.

As for the place on Loch Raven, I havent heard anything new. Same old too expensive, for too little service. Heck if i can figure out why they are still open?

Somebody is gettin something?

I gotta visit rosie, she called me the other day. Oh the sacred house.

She must have a hottie over there. Na she is slow.

Smiling Fox

Went there Friday , and had Jade mid 20s early 30s hard to tell 8 in the looks dept. She had nice set of natural b`s. Nice massage med to hard which felt nice . on flip I went for standard service and hands were allowed to roam. Great service asalways now that Im a regular there I see the benefits of them knowing you.

Looks 8
Body 9
massage 8
overall 8.5

Tryed the ST. Massage place on Reisterstown road yesterday. What a waste. Its on the 6th floor of a professinal building, I walk in and it looks like a real therapy office. I thought I was in the wrong place. Anyway, I walk in and there is a man, a white woman in her 40's and a pretty nice looking black girl that worked there, I almost walked out but said what the heck I'm here now, so I opted for the white woman. She came in poured powder on my back and rubbed so lightly I could barely feel it, she did do the flip, but nothing special. Will definitly not return.

Long time reader. Thanks for all the great information. Time to contribute.

I have gone to Loch Raven place for several years, although infrequently. The minimum price at $$. 2 is a bit high, but the girls are really the hottest I have seen in the "hobby"

All I have ever had there is nude HJ, with hands allowed to roam freely. Except for once several years ago. I had an appointment with my regular (no longer there), and one of the hot Russian girls let me in. I asked my regular who was the hot chick, and she suggested a 4 hand session. Well, the hot chick came in (she was new, and inexperienced. Huge turn on)and they both went to work. I asked the russian to come up on the table with me. She did. Straddled my face and I ate that pussy good. Probably not the best idea, but man, was it sweet. Didn't take long to finish with all that stimulation. Anyway, I still see the hot russian every few months, but she no longer allows DATY. Cost for 4 hands was $$$$

Web

I've been going here for awhile. Most of the ladies I've seen have been between late 20's- late 30's, looks are average but they usually make up for that with service. An hour is. 7. Recently saw mimi great massage, for an extra $ got a cbj then hit it in k9. The tip was not given till after the session. I am a regular at this place cause there is always a different girl everytime I return. I Have also been to a few places in dc, the girls are alot younger in most of those places and much more attractive and the services are not as good. As much as I like jade I have to find another spot just as a backup.

The girls of Loch Raven are really hot and sexy but they do not really put out
unless a LOT of money is involved (for one attendant).I asked each one.
I have been there a few times and each time it was with a different girl.It was $.20/hr for the massage. For her to get completely nude was $. I stopped going to Loch Raven because in my opinion, it is not cost effective for the service. I would have to agree with Mdman, put a few extra dollars
to it and get a well reviewed escort.

Propilot-over and out.

[QUOTE=Elric]Can you describe the assisted stand-up shower. I've always had a TS, so I am curious[/QUOTE]

Let's break this down to it's basic components:
Assisted.............Someone, besides you does the work
Stand-up............You are in the verticle position
Shower..............Plumbing device that dispenses water similar to that of a rain shower. Got it!

JFC, what are they teaching our children.
GTR

had some time and cash thursday and stoped by Loch Raven. It has been at least five years since I had been there. Place looks much better on the inside and they finally got rid of the waste of time, danky looking table shower they had. Owner seemed to remember me.

There were four to choose from. Picked Michelle, a leggy, fake breasted blond. Same price as everyone has stated for nude. Hand roaming and finger penetration was allowed. Felt a little rushed for that money, could not have been there for 35 minutes entrance to exit.

I'll stick to the escorts or city paper gals.

[QUOTE=Propilot]The girls of Loch Raven are really hot and sexy but they do not really put out unless a LOT of money is involved (for one attendant).I asked each one.

I have been there a few times and each time it was with a different girl.It was $.20/hr for the massage. For her to get completely nude was $. I stopped going to Loch Raven because in my opinion, it is not cost effective for the service. I would have to agree with Mdman, put a few extra dollars
to it and get a well reviewed escort.

Propilot-over and out.[/QUOTE]

First of all, I shouldn’t have gone AMPing today because I had no money. And so I feel a little guilty for raiding the Christmas fund. (Note to Self: must get overtime and repay Christmas fund.) I was going to treat myself last weekend as a little B-Day present to myself (didn’t have the money then either). But the SO ran interference. This weekend was different, because SO is out-of-state at the out-laws.

Tried this (new?) place on Joppa. In a nut (pun intended) shell, much like the Parkville Pleasure House. Older provider (older than PPH). Very dressed down (shirt and jeans!). But probably one of the best therapeutic rubs I have ever had, even compared to the aforementioned PPH. Then flipped, choked the bishop and done. Standard rates. And you would have to be Bill Clinton to talk her out of her clothes. Plus, I had more oil on me than a sea otter in San Francisco Bay last week. Make note to yoose that have SO (like I said, mine is out-of-state, yeah!!). I still smell pretty.

In considering the LARS™ Rating, I have to comment first on the Attitude score. “Linda” was great with her hands. And by no means had a bad attitude. But she was very quiet and very subservient. No sexiness, at all. No fingernail play. No AR or playing with the hoot-n-nanny before the flip. A good AMP provider should run the show and be in control, yet be playful and personable. A great provider would make you feel like she has been putting up with all these other monger schleps time and again until YOU came along and really made this fun. I had a great rub, but there was no ego massage or pampering, if you get my meaning.

So, here it is:

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 5.5 (nice, but just an age thing. sorry Linda)
Body: 5 (same as above.)
Attitude: see comments above
Service 9 – Would have been a 10 if she was younger and flirty.

Butter Dog

Oh, I forgot to mention in my last post, I think that I might be one of the last mongers on this AMP Board who hasn't visited JH yet. I have it on my Must Do List. Next time...

...if I could only find the place....

F**K!!!!

OK -bigtime newbie (on this posting board, at least). I have always struggled with the trade off between cost, beauty (which does matter to me) and service (which also matters to me!).

I need to try the AMPs to see what you guys are all talking about as I have focused my time more on the american parlors.

I do want to report what I think is value at Loch Raven. If you are free Mon/Tues/Wed evenings only you got to get up there an see Anna. She is from Brazil, is very tall, the most amazing natural breasts, a sweet smile, did I say the most amazing natural breasts?

She gives a good massage and has followed my every request there including some 'tween the cheeks. She has been happy to let the time extend to the actual time paid! Last week she happily supplied two pops (which I can only do with someone really hot!).

I checked out this new place on Rt 7 from BCP the other day. Lucy was my girl. about 35 with a decent body. Paid standard fee plus 80 for her to get nude and let me DATY. She would do BJ but I didn't have a cover so had to settle for HJ. No FS from her but she said other girl, Andrea, in lower 20's would offer FS.

For all of you that were a fan of Chanel that went on vacation recently for the past month and a half, she is now back and working. Have fun!