The Woodshed

[QUOTE=CantB1;2605134]Naw breh. She used to look hot. She went downhill fast. Last time I saw her she was tweekin sitting in my passenger seat. She was moving like a breakdancer in slow mo'! I asked if she was ok and she was speaking "klingon" (Star Trek).

I had to politely decline to partake. She about started to cry. Saying "But you know me, I'm Jersey" and got out and slammed my car door. I felt bad but I was going to "bust a move" with her. LOL.[/QUOTE][URL]http://i.giphy.com/O5NyCibf93upy.gif[/URL]

[QUOTE=Smokie1201;2605014]You have mail![/QUOTE]Between my fans passing my number around and the ad I posted in the USA classified sextion (LOL, puns are dumb but I can't help myself), my mailbox is always full. But yall like to tease me by ACTING like yall are going to give up the the when yall write, then never call, text, or show up.

[QUOTE=CurvyJade;2605307]Between my fans passing my number around and the ad I posted in the USA classified sextion (LOL, puns are dumb but I can't help myself), my mailbox is always full. But yall like to tease me by ACTING like yall are going to give up the the when yall write, then never call, text, or show up.[/QUOTE]I been deep in this hobby for the past year. I have made quite a few friends of providers. They all say the same thing. Too many mongers be living in the moment after reading a review or seeing an ad they like. Ask for digits then never go through with the dream. Or just want to be text buddies asking for personal info and pics. That's when I realized why I would see a lot of BP ads that said "call me when you are ready to see me" and "no appointments" because plenty of mongers for different reasons legit or not, never made good on the visit. Which then become reasons for double booking as a way of playing the money odds.

As for Jade. I applaud her on becoming a Forum Advertiser. I thinks she learned some time ago that this forum could make or break your reputation. Or at could cost you some woulda been bucks. Also a good way of dealing directly and discreetly with potential clients.

I have seen Ms Jade plenty of times. Hell I used to drive PH with her number one on my list. So to the mongers "on the fence " about seeing her. I say get off the fence and put her on the pole.

CB1.

And I approve this message. LOL my bad Pipe10 you been MIA lately breh.

[QUOTE=CurvyJade;2605307]Between my fans passing my number around and the ad I posted in the USA classified sextion (LOL, puns are dumb but I can't help myself), my mailbox is always full. But yall like to tease me by ACTING like yall are going to give up the the when yall write, then never call, text, or show up.[/QUOTE]That's predictable from this bunch of blow-hards.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2605623]I been deep in this hobby for the past year. I have made quite a few friends of providers. They all say the same thing. Too many mongers be living in the moment after reading a review or seeing an ad they like. Ask for digits then never go through with the dream. Or just want to be text buddies asking for personal info and pics. That's when I realized why I would see a lot of BP ads that said "call me when you are ready to see me" and "no appointments" because plenty of mongers for different reasons legit or not, never made good on the visit. Which then become reasons for double booking as a way of playing the money odds.

As for Jade. I applaud her on becoming a Forum Advertiser. I thinks she learned some time ago that this forum could make or break your reputation. Or at could cost you some woulda been bucks. Also a good way of dealing directly and discreetly with potential clients.

I have seen Ms Jade plenty of times. Hell I used to drive PH with her number one on my list. So to the mongers "on the fence " about seeing her. I say get off the fence and put her on the pole.

CB1.

And I approve this message. LOL my bad Pipe10 you been MIA lately breh.[/QUOTE]I will definitely be checking her out.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2605623]I been deep in this hobby for the past year. I have made quite a few friends of providers. They all say the same thing. Too many mongers be living in the moment after reading a review or seeing an ad they like. Ask for digits then never go through with the dream. Or just want to be text buddies asking for personal info and pics. That's when I realized why I would see a lot of BP ads that said "call me when you are ready to see me" and "no appointments" because plenty of mongers for different reasons legit or not, never made good on the visit. Which then become reasons for double booking as a way of playing the money odds.

As for Jade. I applaud her on becoming a Forum Advertiser. I thinks she learned some time ago that this forum could make or break your reputation. Or at could cost you some woulda been bucks. Also a good way of dealing directly and discreetly with potential clients.

I have seen Ms Jade plenty of times. Hell I used to drive PH with her number one on my list. So to the mongers "on the fence " about seeing her. I say get off the fence and put her on the pole.

CB1.

And I approve this message. LOL my bad Pipe10 you been MIA lately breh.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the report, why&are!

[QUOTE=ThePreacher;2604027]I actually love doing it in my personal life. (They had to ban me from eating pussy all night!) And I've been known to finish a GF or two off with my mouth if I couldn't last long enough while fucking her. (Hey, sometimes the shit is so good you just can't help it. No shame in my game!) But I just can't bring myself to do it on someone who has high traffic. If I can't stick my dick in it raw, why would I use my mouth on it? I applaud you guys who have the balls to be able to override that logic though.[/QUOTE]Amen to that.

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;2606401]Thank you for the report, why&are![/QUOTE]Got something to say about my report. Then say it Bass master!

If you think I remind you of YR then thanks. You ain't hurt my feelings. Matter of fact! Others my respect the fact that you been in this hobby with 50 years of intel. Let them speak up too. I still got just as much credibility as you if not more and I been doing this regularly for only a year.

CB1.

The Incredible Mr. Limpet got jokes yall.

[QUOTE=Trooper400;2603553]Was scrolling through the photos and came across this little lady. Would love to have a dream of her.[/QUOTE]Great skills. Usually on phillips. She is does get really wet. Take a towel.

Ldw.

[QUOTE=Ldwldwldw;2606678]Great skills. Usually on phillips. She is does get really wet. Take a towel.

Ldw.[/QUOTE]Hold up! If you want to see her (Jersey) then your going to have to wait about 18 months.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2606497]Got something to say about my report. Then say it Bass master!

If you think I remind you of YR then thanks. You ain't hurt my feelings. Matter of fact! Others my respect the fact that you been in this hobby with 50 years of intel. Let them speak up too. I still got just as much credibility as you if not more and I been doing this regularly for only a year.

CB1.

The Incredible Mr. Limpet got jokes yall.[/QUOTE]I'm you now! LOL. Man, can he be that ignorant! LOL.

I'm definitely going to see CurvyJade soon, tried to see her this past weekend but some things came out.

Will be trying again this week.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2606497]Got something to say about my report. Then say it Bass master!

If you think I remind you of YR then thanks. You ain't hurt my feelings. Matter of fact! Others my respect the fact that you been in this hobby with 50 years of intel. Let them speak up too. I still got just as much credibility as you if not more and I been doing this regularly for only a year.

CB1.

The Incredible Mr. Limpet got jokes yall.[/QUOTE]Naw, I know you guys are two different mongers, but you are definitely two peas in a pod. Talk awful lot alike. But nothing wrong with that. Monger on!

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;2607713]Naw, I know you guys are two different mongers, but you are definitely two peas in a pod. Talk awful lot alike. But nothing wrong with that. Monger on![/QUOTE]You're just an arrogant clown! I guess ain't nothing wrong with that either! Now you monger on coward hiding behind his little computer! LOL.

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2608078]You're just an arrogant clown! I guess ain't nothing wrong with that either! Now you monger on coward hiding behind his little computer! LOL.[/QUOTE]No one is hiding here, dick nose. Just occasionally pointing out the obvious. And talk about behind your computer! You spend more time than half the people on this board combined!

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;2608097]No one is hiding here, dick nose. Just occasionally pointing out the obvious. And talk about behind your computer! You spend more time than half the people on this board combined![/QUOTE][blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] I guess when someone hits one of your sore spots you have to cry out huh! You're just a little biatch! Lol

Always worried about how long someone is on the boards and what they post. It just goes to show who you are; a catty little biatch! Why don't you post about your sexual exploits and show by example Mr. 1000 plus post! But no, you seem to be worried about other men; I hope you don't like me like that because I'm just not interested in you like that you freak (the board is for men seeking women; not men seeking men)! If you have that much of an issue about what others write, as I said, be the example and show us how it's supposed to be done. Stop being a little girl!

[blue]Never, ever invite somebody to meet in reality for the purposes of violence. And don't insult my intelligence by saying because you didn't mention violence that's not what you meant.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2608098]Just name the place dick head! I guess when someone hits one of your sore spots you have to cry out huh! You're just a little biatch! Lol

Always worried about how long someone is on the boards and what they post. It just goes to show who you are; a catty little biatch! Why don't you post about your sexual exploits and show by example Mr. 1000 plus post! But no, you seem to be worried about other men; I hope you don't like me like that because I'm just not interested in you like that you freak (the board is for men seeking women; not men seeking men)! If you have that much of an issue about what others write, as I said, be the example and show us how it's supposed to be done. Stop being a little girl![/QUOTE]Dude, in a battle of wits, you're an unarmed man. And I use that term loosely.

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;2608112]Dude, in a battle of wits, you're an unarmed man. And I use that term loosely.[/QUOTE]

But who cares about your wits, I thought this was a site where people discuss the chasing of pussy! Is this a forum for wits or pussy? Just want to be the superstar huh? The smartest guy or woman, for that matter, in the room! Pathetic! I will be entering into a doctorate program very soon; how is that for wits! You won't be hearing from me much then. Other priorities ya know! Jump for joy and do your happy dance! Anyway, you seem to be the one with the issue because no one will bow down to your ignorant azz and I definitely won't! I don't care how many post you have, you're nothing to me but someone who hides behind a screen name called fish; nothing more; nothing less and I use the phrase loosely!

Again, I'm going to say, show us, by example, how it's supposed to be done since you feel you're the moderator of the board and that people should conform to your standards and rules. Instead, you're sitting here arguing with me and not posting about the latest pussy you've gotten!

Let me tell you all something; those of you who kiss this guys azz saying he's the end all and he always gives actionable intel on getting pussy just need to stop it! Yes, it is true that that is part of what the forum is about but there are other topics that are as equally important. When I took the time to explain how one must keep himself safe from LEO, you mean to tell me you didn't find that meaningful?! How in the hell can you participate in a dangerous and potentially life destroying hobby such as this without having this kind of information. All he has done is tell you about some of his sexual exploits. Not only have I spoken about the same but I have also added a little more value to the discussion as well; that is, keeping yourself safe from LEO! If this information wasn't important to you then ya could have just skipped over the information and go on and ruin your life! Who cares; I don't!

The only thing he could have told you about a LEO experience was on one of the other threads about meeting some LEOs on an elevator! That's the extent of his discussion BUT I have went into such greater detail YET, ya treat him like he just saved your life! Some folks are just not able to discern between what information is vital and what is not and it's called ignorance and stupidity! Anyway, let me digress!

Not for tea, coffee, or a drink or any kind of wrangle tangle. I will only meet the ladies. I understand though what you're saying. I would never jeopardize my freedom to meet such a clown; I do realize I am dealing with a screen name and not a real person. Just messing with him. It wouldn't be worth it; ever. But duly noted. Anonymity is more important to me than settling a score with an unknown character. And by the way, since he has failed to do so, I have just added him to my "ignore list!"

[QUOTE=Ldwldwldw;2606678]Great skills. Usually on phillips. She is does get really wet. Take a towel.

Ldw.[/QUOTE]Don't bother.

I agree with all the other posters. Was a hot little thing when she first was on the street, but the drugs hit her really hard. Last time I saw her she was out of her mind high on drugs. Could barely walk straight. I also said no thanks and she just sat there refusing to get out of my car. I'm sure she was mad. Not wanting to make a scene, I offered her. 10 just to get out. Guess she's on vacation now as another poster stated.

Moral of the story is, get 'them while they're hot. SWs have a very short shelf life so when you find a great looking SW, enjoy it while you can because it doesn't last long.

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2608134]But who cares about your wits, I thought this was a site where people discuss the chasing of pussy! Is this a forum for wits or pussy? Just want to be the superstar huh? The smartest guy or woman, for that matter, in the room! Pathetic! I will be entering into a doctorate program very soon; how is that for wits! You won't be hearing from me much then. Other priorities ya know! Jump for joy and do your happy dance! Anyway, you seem to be the one with the issue because no one will bow down to your ignorant azz and I definitely won't! I don't care how many post you have, you're nothing to me but someone who hides behind a screen name called fish; nothing more; nothing less and I use the phrase loosely!

Again, I'm going to say, show us, by example, how it's supposed to be done since you feel you're the moderator of the board and that people should conform to your standards and rules. Instead, you're sitting here arguing with me and not posting about the latest pussy you've gotten!

Let me tell you all something; those of you who kiss this guys azz saying he's the end all and he always gives actionable intel on getting pussy just need to stop it! Yes, it is true that that is part of what the forum is about but there are other topics that are as equally important. When I took the time to explain how one must keep himself safe from LEO, you mean to tell me you didn't find that meaningful?! How in the hell can you participate in a dangerous and potentially life destroying hobby such as this without having this kind of information. All he has done is tell you about some of his sexual exploits. Not only have I spoken about the same but I have also added a little more value to the discussion as well; that is, keeping yourself safe from LEO! If this information wasn't important to you then ya could have just skipped over the information and go on and ruin your life! Who cares; I don't!

The only thing he could have told you about a LEO experience was on one of the other threads about meeting some LEOs on an elevator! That's the extent of his discussion BUT I have went into such greater detail YET, ya treat him like he just saved your life! Some folks are just not able to discern between what information is vital and what is not and it's called ignorance and stupidity! Anyway, let me digress![/QUOTE]I didn't personally find any of that LEO gibberish helpful at all. Maybe a few liked reading it but most seasoned guys didn't read it, or need advice from some dweeb fantasizing about law theory.

Hard to believe folks thought you might actually bring a female to the game. I knew it wasn't happening. I don't know Fish, but I know "several" providers that do and at least he's real. Good luck in school.

Guys, I would suggest that you all just put the idiot on your ignore list like I did. I grew tired of 4 pages of BS about nothing. Sure he is in the Doctorate program, he is also an Astronaut, a Mermaid, and in December he is Santa Claus.

[QUOTE=Quebec;2608320]Guys, I would suggest that you all just put the idiot on your ignore list like I did. I grew tired of 4 pages of BS about nothing. Sure he is in the Doctorate program, he is also an Astronaut, a Mermaid, and in December he is Santa Claus.[/QUOTE]Now that was funny! LOL.

[QUOTE=Quebec;2608320]Guys, I would suggest that you all just put the idiot on your ignore list like I did. I grew tired of 4 pages of BS about nothing. Sure he is in the Doctorate program, he is also an Astronaut, a Mermaid, and in December he is Santa Claus.[/QUOTE]That's why JSO scooped your silly azz up in a sting right and sure you put me on ignore! That's why I can still see your post. This shows a lack of intelligence and an inability to follow 2nd grade directions; but that's none of my biz! Stupid! And kiss azz!

[QUOTE=PTMonger;2608253]I didn't personally find any of that LEO gibberish helpful at all. Maybe a few liked reading it but most seasoned guys didn't read it, or need advice from some dweeb fantasizing about law theory.

Hard to believe folks thought you might actually bring a female to the game. I knew it wasn't happening. I don't know Fish, but I know "several" providers that do and at least he's real. Good luck in school.[/QUOTE]

Yet, I can still see his post; so I will tell you the same, the instructions to place someone on ignore can be done by a second grader and the fact that you can't follow such simple instructions tell me something about you! Besides that, the information was for people who are wise; not for ignorant azz people like yourself! I tell you what, since you know so much about it and what I said was useless, go against it and we will see if it was all gibberish! Another one of Fish-smelling azz cheer leaders and azz kissers! A grown man is an azz kisser! Classic! LOL.

[QUOTE=Quebec;2608320]Guys, I would suggest that you all just put the idiot on your ignore list like I did. I grew tired of 4 pages of BS about nothing. Sure he is in the Doctorate program, he is also an Astronaut, a Mermaid, and in December he is Santa Claus.[/QUOTE]Watch and see! Here it is! Poof! Next!

I've decided to help them out since following second grade directions are so challenging for them! If anyone else needs me to place them on ignore, please let me know who you are via PM or publicly and I'm sure I can help you out too! I'm a nice fella like that ya know!

[QUOTE=Trooper400;2603553]Was scrolling through the photos and came across this little lady. Would love to have a dream of her.[/QUOTE]Its Jersey, goes by Jade on BP sometimes. I met her a year ago and had a girl crush on her.

Me and my husband had a dream with her at my request sometime in the winter.

I had a great time, probably had more fun than my hubby! She's a really sweet, can't wait till she get out.

[QUOTE=CurvyJade;2608466]Its Jersey, goes by Jade on BP sometimes. I met her a year ago and had a girl crush on her.

Me and my husband had a dream with her at my request sometime in the winter.

I had a great time, probably had more fun than my hubby! She's a really sweet, can't wait till she get out.[/QUOTE]I have been with Jersey but not curvy jade an if she is anything like Jersey (from the reports she seems to be better) is oh my gawd that is one lucky man!

I suggest that he / she do some remedial studying of spelling, grammar, vocabulary and punctuation before entering the doctorate program. But maybe that wouldn't be necessary because there are many escorts advertising a PhD.

[QUOTE=Quebec;2608320]Guys, I would suggest that you all just put the idiot on your ignore list like I did. I grew tired of 4 pages of BS about nothing. Sure he is in the Doctorate program, he is also an Astronaut, a Mermaid, and in December he is Santa Claus.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PetterPetter;2608741]I have been with Jersey but not curvy jade an if she is anything like Jersey (from the reports she seems to be better) is oh my gawd that is one lucky man![/QUOTE]LOL, my hubby (some of yall have met him before, but hes incarcerated and may continue to be for the next 7 years) always told me he never cheated on me because.

A. my hormones are always on high so I don't even think his body could physically handle another woman unless he takes a pill (which sometimes I start feeling a certain kind of way so he has to to be able to handle me LOL).

And be. I like threesomes so why cheat when your old lady is pulling you hotter tail than you can even get yourself, and since I'm a female I never have to P2 P which means its free for him also. I LOVE being with a beautiful woman and love watching him enjoy himself. Hehe.

I got into group sex wayyy before I ever got into the game and if I ever decide to get out, Ill still be doing some kind of kinky stuff.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andgtandgtsexy-miss-jersey-ready-to-make-your-dreams-come-true/7596541[/URL]

Going by Jenny.

Is this the jersey of your dream Curvy JAde?

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/andgtandgtsexy-miss-jersey-ready-to-make-your-dreams-come-true/7596541[/URL]

Is this jersey?

[QUOTE=CurvyJade;2608466]Its Jersey, goes by Jade on BP sometimes. I met her a year ago and had a girl crush on her.

Me and my husband had a dream with her at my request sometime in the winter.

I had a great time, probably had more fun than my hubby! She's a really sweet, can't wait till she get out.[/QUOTE]Wow, Jersey's really cute. I've never seen her before but I would like to see that in person. You have good taste.

And I'll be making another appointment with you soon.

[QUOTE=DonMagicJuan;2609561]Wow, Jersey's really cute. I've never seen her before but I would like to see that in person. You have good taste.

And I'll be making another appointment with you soon.[/QUOTE]OMG. You fellas are drooling over "old " Jersey. She went down hill fast. She looked bad when she was last on the streets. You could tell she was "something to talk about" before she got her PH'd (Phillip Highway decline). Sometime next year or two, you guys might get to see the "New" Jersey.

[QUOTE=Trooper400;2603553]Was scrolling through the photos and came across this little lady. Would love to have a dream of her.[/QUOTE]I fought her as she was going down hill fast. Paid. 10 for a BBBJCIM, she need her fix. Told her I'd give her a dollar per tooth.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2609580]OMG. You fellas are drooling over "old " Jersey. She went down hill fast. She looked bad when she was last on the streets. You could tell she was "something to talk about" before she got her PH'd (Phillip Highway decline). Sometime next year or two, you guys might get to see the "New" Jersey.[/QUOTE]Agreed,

Fellas, isn't one of the reasons you got into the hunt is that, unlike a committed relationship, you get older but they stay at the same age that you like them? LOL.

I'm not knocking "old" Jersey. She was good in her prime. But as someone who has been on the prowl in Jax for 8 years now, this is practically the golden age of SWs. So many providers and streets to choose from, it's a waste to whistle over has-beens.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2605623]I been deep in this hobby for the past year. I have made quite a few friends of providers. They all say the same thing. Too many mongers be living in the moment after reading a review or seeing an ad they like. Ask for digits then never go through with the dream. Or just want to be text buddies asking for personal info and pics. That's when I realized why I would see a lot of BP ads that said "call me when you are ready to see me" and "no appointments" because plenty of mongers for different reasons legit or not, never made good on the visit. Which then become reasons for double booking as a way of playing the money odds.

As for Jade. I applaud her on becoming a Forum Advertiser. I thinks she learned some time ago that this forum could make or break your reputation. Or at could cost you some woulda been bucks. Also a good way of dealing directly and discreetly with potential clients.

I have seen Ms Jade plenty of times. Hell I used to drive PH with her number one on my list. So to the mongers "on the fence " about seeing her. I say get off the fence and put her on the pole.

CB1.

And I approve this message. LOL my bad Pipe10 you been MIA lately breh.[/QUOTE]I can definitely vouch for Curvy Jade. I second CB1'S motion. Cool chick no problems. I try to bring her a cold adult beverage when I visit.