Massage Parlor Reports

Apologies! I posted this over on the Seattle massage thread and forgot to post it here as well.

Well I decided to give Blue Opal a try on Sunday afternoon and it wasn't exactly the experience I hoped to enjoy. One woman (wearing a mask), escorted me to a storage room with a massage table up against the wall. The room also had a pile of cardboard boxes, suitcases and other stuff stacked next to the table. Told her I wanted 30 minutes. She took the cash, pointed to the table and said it would be a few minutes. So I stripped down and did my usual routine of laying out the $60 tip so there's little to no conversation about expectations. And then I waited. And waited. Finally, a different woman (also wearing a mask) entered the room and said we'd have to go to a different room. Tossed my pants back on, grabbed my other stuff and followed her. Said her name was YaYa, maybe mid 40's, with long black hair, wearing a cute cheerleader style outfit. She saw me lay the tip down in this other room and immediately asked if I wanted a HE. Already slightly annoyed at this point and not expecting negotiations to kick off like that before the massage even started, I changed my mind and signaled that I wanted a BJ instead. She scrunched up her face and said "oh, more money. " I sometimes keep another $20 tucked away, so I grabbed it and told her it was all I had. She took it and left the room with the cash, then returned and started a weak massage. Tried chatting with her a bit, asking if they had been busy today and all that kinda stuff. She said "not busy" and kept going, apparently forgetting they left me in a storage room for 15 minutes. When she moved up by my head to massage my shoulders, I reached out and ran my hands up along her thighs and ass. She stepped back a bit to dissuade me from doing that again and continued the massage with absolutely no teasing from her. She left the room again and returned to give me the hot towel rubdown, then left again and returned with a condom. I wasn't remotely aroused, so she had to work at getting me hard. Popped her tits out for me to see, then leaned over the side of the table and rolled the condom down me as she started sucking and wiping her lips with a Kleenex (WTF?) Since she had to be up close for the BJ, I grabbed a handful of her ass and gradually slid my fingers under her panties. She stopped sucking to say "no finger inside me", then stopped again and asked "you have credit card?" Thought to myself at this point that she must be part Ferengi, because her upsell game was strong. Told her I didn't and decided I wanted this to be over with ASAP, especially since she was occasionally scraping my shaft with her teeth while sucking at this angle. She went back over to the little supplies table to grab another Kleenex and I got up, grabbed the pillow and dropped it on the carpet. When she stepped towards me, I pointed down at the pillow and asked her to kneel. Took the Kleenex out of her hand and tossed it on the table, then helped her to her knees. She immediately started that bullshit 75% jerking /25% sucking combo, so I took her hand off my shaft and put it on my thigh. Then I grabbed a fistful of her hair and started fucking her face until the wet gluh gluh gluh sounds started coming from her throat. Gave her a few times to catch her breath and ask if she was doing okay as this continued (because I'm not a complete asshole), until I finally nutted while calling her a good $lut. She pulled the condom off / cleaned my cock and asked "you come back to fuck me?" I of course told her I would, but probably won't. Gave me a big hug and a tiny bottle of water, then I was out of there. Anybody else dealt with this chick?

[QUOTE=KitWalker1967;6098703]Apologies! I posted this over on the Seattle massage thread and forgot to post it here as well.

Well I decided to give Blue Opal a try on Sunday afternoon and it wasn't exactly the experience I hoped to enjoy. One woman (wearing a mask), escorted me to a storage room with a massage table up against the wall. The room also had a pile of cardboard boxes, suitcases and other stuff stacked next to the table. Told her I wanted 30 minutes. She took the cash, pointed to the table and said it would be a few minutes. So I stripped down and did my usual routine of laying out the $60 tip so there's little to no conversation about expectations. And then I waited. And waited. Finally, a different woman (also wearing a mask) entered the room and said we'd have to go to a different room. Tossed my pants back on, grabbed my other stuff and followed her. Said her name was YaYa, maybe mid 40's, with long black hair, wearing a cute cheerleader style outfit. She saw me lay the tip down in this other room and immediately asked if I wanted a HE. Already slightly annoyed at this point and not expecting negotiations to kick off like that before the massage even started, I changed my mind and signaled that I wanted a BJ instead. She scrunched up her face and said "oh, more money. " I sometimes keep another $20 tucked away, so I grabbed it and told her it was all I had. She took it and left the room with the cash, then returned and started a weak massage. Tried chatting with her a bit, asking if they had been busy today and all that kinda stuff. She said "not busy" and kept going, apparently forgetting they left me in a storage room for 15 minutes. When she moved up by my head to massage my shoulders, I reached out and ran my hands up along her thighs and ass. She stepped back a bit to dissuade me from doing that again and continued the massage with absolutely no teasing from her. She left the room again and returned to give me the hot towel rubdown, then left again and returned with a condom. I wasn't remotely aroused, so she had to work at getting me hard. Popped her tits out for me to see, then leaned over the side of the table and rolled the condom down me as she started sucking and wiping her lips with a Kleenex (WTF?) Since she had to be up close for the BJ, I grabbed a handful of her ass and gradually slid my fingers under her panties. She stopped sucking to say "no finger inside me", then stopped again and asked "you have credit card?" Thought to myself at this point that she must be part Ferengi, because her upsell game was strong.[/QUOTE]LOL. Condom "Blowjob". No. I would never stoop to such a level even if it was offered for free.

[QUOTE=SeeksCuriously;6051504]That sounds about perfect. To bad I missed out on that.

I love eating Asian.[/QUOTE]I was in the area yesterday and dropped in. Overweight, unattractive woman answered the door. I asked for Lulu, apparently it was her day off. I wouldn't consider this place on a radar if I had one.

Closed. Seniors can message me for details.

[QUOTE=KnoxNenters;6106703]I was in the area yesterday and dropped in. Overweight, unattractive woman answered the door. I asked for Lulu, apparently it was her day off. I wouldn't consider this place on a radar if I had one.[/QUOTE]What's the deal with this place? Seems to be hit or miss on staff and services.

Best chance to get a 4 hand BBBJ? Almost got one with queen and I'm not sure what the other girls name was but right before the massage another monger walked in so she had to attend them.

[QUOTE=ZoooBus;6089090]Okay, I know that I shouldn't have, but I gave Lemon Spa another shot. The ads were true. They do have new talent. The girl that I got was either later twenties or early thirties. And very cute. No titties to speak of, but close to being as attractive as some of the girls in the ads. Good signs. She took off the towel right away. The massage was not very good at all, but she did give it a try. Obvious teasing on the tickle. Flip no towel and she does the international HE signal. Downer she wanted. 80. Yes cut and probably worth it for that since there are an abundance of old or unattractive RA's. I gave in and then asked about a BJ. That was 1. 2. And it was covered. What the fuck. But she was very cute. I have had better. I have had worse. Overpriced. But I still might return.[/QUOTE]80 for he seems pricey, even for a hot one, but like you said, slim pickens in the area. Did you try and negotiate at all? I'm probably going to visit and give it a shot with 60 tip. Were you able to play with her non-titties?

[QUOTE=JMirage;6110323]80 for he seems pricey, even for a hot one, but like you said, slim pickens in the area. Did you try and negotiate at all? I'm probably going to visit and give it a shot with 60 tip. Were you able to play with her non-titties?[/QUOTE]No way I'm paying 80 for HJ. I can pay 80 and get far more abd not from a 65 year old granny. C'Mon. Now, 80 for a HJ. I'll jack you off for 80! (not really).

[QUOTE=WaRubMonger;6110350]No way I'm paying 80 for HJ. I can pay 80 and get far more abd not from a 65 year old granny. C'Mon. Now, 80 for a HJ. I'll jack you off for 80! (not really).[/QUOTE]Any other local options you can think of for a decently hot 20's / early 30's??

I get frustrated from finding grannies, or 40+ chunkies everywhere I look!

[QUOTE=JMirage;6110323]80 for he seems pricey, even for a hot one, but like you said, slim pickens in the area. Did you try and negotiate at all? I'm probably going to visit and give it a shot with 60 tip. Were you able to play with her non-titties?[/QUOTE]I should have stuck with 60. New policy for me. If they ask ahead of time over 40. They are gong to try to upsale you. I tend to treat all places equally and for me 60 is my norm since I can take a while. But lately I have found that if you offer 40 the will almost always ask for more.

And yes, I played with her titties, but meh. Nothing to exciting there.

[QUOTE=ZoooBus;6111178]I should have stuck with 60. New policy for me. If they ask ahead of time over 40. They are gong to try to upsale you. I tend to treat all places equally and for me 60 is my norm since I can take a while. But lately I have found that if you offer 40 the will almost always ask for more.

And yes, I played with her titties, but meh. Nothing to exciting there.[/QUOTE]Seems like a good policy. I usually like smaller titties, unless they have giant nipples.

I'll do $40 for standard.

$60 for hot with roaming, or super good massage, HE, and roaming.

Only done $80 for BJ.

Funny how we usually go in $20 increments. I typically tuck a couple 5's and a 10, if they fall somewhere inbetween.

Been awhile since I went to marysville looks like sun spa is more than just a HJ now, can anyone describe that Judy chick more?

[QUOTE=ILuvazns;6117471]Been awhile since I went to marysville looks like sun spa is more than just a HJ now, can anyone describe that Judy chick more?[/QUOTE]I've never been, thinking about stopping by today and checking it out since I'll be in the area, and the couple older reports made it sound not too bad. I was about to check out Lemon Friday, but then I got stopped by a SW on my way there and spent 40 for a BJ instead of whatever I would have spent at Lemon.

[QUOTE=JMirage;6118489]I've never been, thinking about stopping by today and checking it out since I'll be in the area, and the couple older reports made it sound not too bad. I was about to check out Lemon Friday, but then I got stopped by a SW on my way there and spent 40 for a BJ instead of whatever I would have spent at Lemon.[/QUOTE]Report back how it is. Tub maps has a lot of decent reviews for Judy lately.

[QUOTE=KnoxNenters;6106703]I was in the area yesterday and dropped in. Overweight, unattractive woman answered the door. I asked for Lulu, apparently it was her day off. I wouldn't consider this place on a radar if I had one.[/QUOTE]Won't make the drive down for that.

Not that there is anything up here, LOL.

Love to find tiny tatty that will sit on my face. One can dream.

Thanks for the info.