Massage Parlor Reports

I have to tell you, I am still surprised with your posts. Com'on, if I am a real LEO, I don't have to ask questions in the forum. I Just got to all the posts, make list, make my case, get a search warrant or go visit all te AMPs, get service and pleasure and then make a case. Get real here, just type any AMP name in google and you will get results. For LEOs that's enough.

How about suggesting usasexguide do a background check before approving a log in? All the members should be mangers and not tied with LEO and armed forces. Jeeeeees.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1444046]It is just constructive advice. As for the name yes they don't mean much but, with new members we need to get comfortable with you before we share information.

Picking a name like that which has meaning to you but unknown to us can hinder that path.

There are many LE lurkers on these types of forums and some even post, its well know that they often think they playing a game with mongers when they pick names hinting at their purpose to find some poor guy who doesn't realize it and passes on information when he shouldn't.

Of course there are a few of them who are smart enough to know better than picking a telling forum name.

Anyway, welcome to the forum, looking forward to your next report.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gandhi; 1449521]I have to tell you, I am still surprised with your posts. Com'on, if I am a real LEO, I don't have to ask questions in the forum. I Just got to all the posts, make list, make my case, get a search warrant or go visit all te AMPs, get service and pleasure and then make a case. Get real here, just type any AMP name in google and you will get results. For LEOs that's enough.

How about suggesting usasexguide do a background check before approving a log in? All the members should be mangers and not tied with LEO and armed forces. Jeeeeees.[/QUOTE]I guess you still don't get it. That is the way this forum works. If you don't like it don't use it. Go find all your info on google.

You aren't the first noob to complain about not getting intel or help before you have contributed something usefull, you won't be the last. But in all that complaining, the forum remains unchanged. Accept it or move on.

I don't do both.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1449860]I guess you still don't get it. That is the way this forum works. If you don't like it don't use it. Go find all your info on google.

You aren't the first noob to complain about not getting intel or help before you have contributed something usefull, you won't be the last. But in all that complaining, the forum remains unchanged. Accept it or move on.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gandhi;1450335]I don't do both.[/QUOTE]Then stay underinformed.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;1456024]Then stay underinformed.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I already got what I need. Read all my previous posts and replies. I will stay under informed just by you.

[QUOTE=Gandhi;1456050]Thanks. I already got what I need. Read all my previous posts and replies. I will stay under informed just by you.[/QUOTE]I believe that you will.

Looking forward to your 1st usefull post.

I had a good experience on Hannover XX03 so I thought I'd share some intel. A pretty girl named Dayana came to the door, at the time she said she had another worker there with her but it turned out to be a bluff. I waited for a little while before I decided to ask for her service. And I am glad I did. As it is typical with LMP the massage isn't really that great but the other perks make up for this. Dayana was calm and friendly and allowed lots of unrestricted roaming which really improved the experience, then after the turn took care of the guy with am uncovered kiss which was negotiated at a reasonable price. I'll probably return to this place, which I recommend if you don't mind a crappy massage!

After spending some time and lots of money at Camalots it was time for an AMP trip. Went to TK to see Nana again. I got there and she came in looking very very tired and run down. It has been a couple of months since I have seen her so I was surprised. She said she had another customer and someone else would be my therapist that night. In a minutue in came Tina. She said she was Tina as in Tina Turner. Even tho she was younger than Tina Turner I could kind of see why she got that name even though she is Asian. Great TS. Great massage. Very hard though. She stood on my upper back and cracked it between the shoulders. It was so sudden it scared me for a second. After the $ donation it was fun. Different positions. Now this is a first time this has happened to me at an AMP. Between the 6 beers (maybe 5) at Camalots, Tinas smoker cough, and walking all day in the sun sightseeing, plus one or two other factors, I could not finish the deal. She tried for some time with her hands and even was giving me a nice finger massage where it felt most good. After a while when I was just about 'there', she happened to say,"You give more tip? Right?" Well that killed the moment for good. I kept my word and left another 20 for her. All in all I will only go back to TK since it seems to be the best option in the area. If there was another place like this I would try the other place. Perhaps Lotus. I will have to go back and try to find any posts on Lotus. Never been there. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Bravedog;1458184]I had a good experience on Hannover XX03 so I thought I'd share some intel. A pretty girl named Dayana came to the door, at the time she said she had another worker there with her but it turned out to be a bluff. I waited for a little while before I decided to ask for her service. And I am glad I did. As it is typical with LMP the massage isn't really that great but the other perks make up for this. Dayana was calm and friendly and allowed lots of unrestricted roaming which really improved the experience, then after the turn took care of the guy with am uncovered kiss which was negotiated at a reasonable price. I'll probably return to this place, which I recommend if you don't mind a crappy massage![/QUOTE]Thanks for the post. I was thinking about visiting a LMP for a change. Not as many LMP as there are AMP. I always enjoy a hard massage first, but I completely understand the LMP make it up with more attractive staff. Thanks again for your recommendation and post. Very helpful!

[QUOTE=MikedD;1458362]After spending some time and lots of money at Camalots it was time for an AMP trip. Went to TK to see Nana again. I got there and she came in looking very very tired and run down. It has been a couple of months since I have seen her so I was surprised. She said she had another customer and someone else would be my therapist that night. In a minutue in came Tina. She said she was Tina as in Tina Turner. Even tho she was younger than Tina Turner I could kind of see why she got that name even though she is Asian. Great TS. Great massage. Very hard though. She stood on my upper back and cracked it between the shoulders. It was so sudden it scared me for a second. After the $ donation it was fun. Different positions. Now this is a first time this has happened to me at an AMP. Between the 6 beers (maybe 5) at Camalots, Tinas smoker cough, and walking all day in the sun sightseeing, plus one or two other factors, I could not finish the deal. She tried for some time with her hands and even was giving me a nice finger massage where it felt most good. After a while when I was just about 'there', she happened to say,"You give more tip? Right?" Well that killed the moment for good. I kept my word and left another 20 for her. All in all I will only go back to TK since it seems to be the best option in the area. If there was another place like this I would try the other place. Perhaps Lotus. I will have to go back and try to find any posts on Lotus. Never been there. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Years ago a Korean gal in a DC spa told me they have a trick for guys who have been drinking a bit, and are struggling to finish. She said, (and I am not making this up, I do not have the imagination.) that they were taught to put a tiny amount of toothpaste into the eye of the dog. She said it almost always worked. She got it from an older attendant when she was yournger.

Me, if I am going to drink, I do it after. I like spas, I like drinking, but they do not mix for me.

Went to Hanover Pkwy this week, saw "J". She's a tall, older, stocky Korean who has very strong hands and gives a rock-solid accupressure massage.

On the flip, she gets flirting. Being cautious the entire way, asking the questions to probe for LE. She'll provide a nice HE, but no FS whatsoever.

Upon paying two Jacksons and a Hamilton for the tip, she will attempt to argue and wants anywhere in the vicinity of $.7 to $1 for the tip (for HE!). She'll even get in the way of the door in doing so, saying that she provided more than the average girl.

If you want a solid massage, J is the one to go. But beware the strong argument for upsell.

Decided to go for some therapy recently. I saw police go pass before I went into the area at least two. Even though they just passed by I still felt a little uneasy. They didn't turn into the complex they went down the street. I went in and saw a different mamasan then the one I remember. I told her I was here before and asked for Michelle. I was told she was no longer there. So I remembered someone mentioned Candy and asked for her she was gone as well. I then said ok and went into the room. The provider came in and I said half hour. I told her I was here before. She started with a massage using the towel. I don't know what she was doing but I told her to use some oil. So she took off my towel. She told me to turn over after a few minutes. I was surprised as she said if anyone asked me questions once I leave to say I only got massage. This made me a little uneasy as I remembered the police I saw pass by before I went into the complex. Anyway she asked me what I got when I was here before I said everything. She did the motions and I confirmed. The fun started at this point. She had on a red knightie. Breasts were perky and soft. Kitty looked nice and trim. Started with HJ and acted like some was going to give a BJ but didn't. I then told her to get on top and that was that. She cleaned me up and left the room leaving me a little messy still. She came back with a hot rag and finished the cleaning. She told me next time to leave the tip on the table. I gave her $ and left in a hurry I didn't want to stick around at all I kept thinking I don't want police to talk to me.

[QUOTE=Mailer;1468440]Decided to go for some therapy recently. I saw police go pass before I went into the area at least two. Even though they just passed by I still felt a little uneasy. They didn't turn into the complex they went down the street. I went in and saw a different mamasan then the one I remember. I told her I was here before and asked for Michelle. I was told she was no longer there. So I remembered someone mentioned Candy and asked for her she was gone as well. I then said ok and went into the room. The provider came in and I said half hour. I told her I was here before. She started with a massage using the towel. I don't know what she was doing but I told her to use some oil. So she took off my towel. She told me to turn over after a few minutes. I was surprised as she said if anyone asked me questions once I leave to say I only got massage. This made me a little uneasy as I remembered the police I saw pass by before I went into the complex. Anyway she asked me what I got when I was here before I said everything. She did the motions and I confirmed. The fun started at this point. She had on a red knightie. Breasts were perky and soft. Kitty looked nice and trim. Started with HJ and acted like some was going to give a BJ but didn't. I then told her to get on top and that was that. She cleaned me up and left the room leaving me a little messy still. She came back with a hot rag and finished the cleaning. She told me next time to leave the tip on the table. I gave her $ and left in a hurry I didn't want to stick around at all I kept thinking I don't want police to talk to me.[/QUOTE]Please try to get a name next time, and a better general description. (Ie 5'2 about 105, looks 30s something, hair long or short etc.)

I would becareful at TK they have twice been 'visited' by LE this year, and yet the service level remains the same. This alone will get them a 3rd visit surely, the other spas recently 'visited' have scaled back their service options trying to keep the heat off.

Maybe they have a short lease or they have been told it won't be renewed and they are trying to get all they can in the short term, either way, your caution and concern are well placed and wise.

[QUOTE=Luvulongtime; 1464211]Went to Hanover Pkwy this week, saw "J". She's a tall, older, stocky Korean who has very strong hands and gives a rock-solid accupressure massage.

On the flip, she gets flirting. Being cautious the entire way, asking the questions to probe for LE. She'll provide a nice HE, but no FS whatsoever.

Upon paying two Jacksons and a Hamilton for the tip, she will attempt to argue and wants anywhere in the vicinity of $.7 to $1 for the tip (for HE!). She'll even get in the way of the door in doing so, saying that she provided more than the average girl.

If you want a solid massage, J is the one to go. But beware the strong argument for upsell.[/QUOTE]My experience was similar to yours. Lately, my work schedule has been very busy and I really needed a strong massage badly. I agree with you,"J" delivered! She is the one to go to for a strong massage! I gave her many compliments and told her how I was very very appreciative. I did not get any arguments from her leaving three Jacksons. She even gave me a compliment on my dress attire. Sorry to hear about your strong argrument experience for upsell. That would ruin the massage experience for me as well.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1458738]Years ago a Korean gal in a DC spa told me they have a trick for guys who have been drinking a bit, and are struggling to finish. She said, (and I am not making this up, I do not have the imagination.) that they were taught to put a tiny amount of toothpaste into the eye of the dog. She said it almost always worked. She got it from an older attendant when she was yournger.

Me, if I am going to drink, I do it after. I like spas, I like drinking, but they do not mix for me.[/QUOTE]LOL! That is amazing! Crazy, But amazing!