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[QUOTE=HandBanana;1681466]Good post but you should limit the juicy details to PM's from trusted members. In case you don't know you're in Moco and this place will most likely be busted / visited by inspectors once its on the radar. It's a shame how quickly the places in Moco disappear.[/QUOTE]Should have used more obscurities. But felt I had to say something. I haven't been there in a while.
Anyway, it may now be totally in compliance with MoCo regs.
Car wash has no signage. If anyone knows the number off Shady Grove, PM me, but I don't see anything promising.
[QUOTE=Smang;1683983]Car wash has no signage. If anyone knows the number off Shady Grove, PM me, but I don't see anything promising.[/QUOTE]I drove around there for 20 min about an 2 hours ago. Couldn't find anything. There was a little house looking building with an open sign on it but it didn't look like an AMP. Everything else was dark. Went to Kentlands instead and had a very nice massage with a very cute Ci Ci. Nothing else, but I should come back she kept saying. I will.
Side TOFTT report, still looking at Shady Grove but decided to check out another one of the spots from CL ads. Three places I think are owned by the same people, at least they're using the same format / characters in the CL ads, so call it an educated guess. Anyway, I went to Ichiban near the now-being-demolished Orange Ball (amazing I never knew it was there) and while they have two signs up in the rooms, one saying no sexual services and another just below that tells you to "Keep Underwear!" I went ahead and did birthday. Therapist came in, she said nothing about it and proceeded as normal. I'd give her a 6 on looks, early 30's, petite and slim, about 5'2 (same from the front desk.) Now, I usually like a medium pressure massage as the hard is just too damned hard for me most times, but this time I just said I like it soft. So she started on back and basically did very light strokes from neck to crack which felt great but seemed to me to be useless as far as massage goes. Based on this inexperience, I decide to go for some roaming, and I was not turned away, except when I went for the hills (yet I was able to get up 'underneath' no problem, go figure.) About halfway through I went ahead and turned over, unprompted, and inquired. No luck. She basically tickled me the entire rest of the time, concentrating on the midsection, coming very close and grazing a couple of times, but I asked again and got denied. However, she went ahead and put the towel off to the side for the rest of the session and the couple of times I "adjusted" she seemed to have no issue and kept about her business, so if that's your cup of tea. Personally the ending is all I'm looking for right now, and I haven't found it yet!
If any seniors take pity on me and know of something reliable, PM away!
Wow, I checked out CL the other day and it looks like there are a lot of new places opening up, many along the Pike. Hopefully, some are actually monger-worthy.
Anyway, does it seem that many of the recent posts on the board are being "overly" cautious unnecessarily when referencing a place? I realize that I'm still kind of new. But I would think it's okay to be a little more specific about a place if one had a completely legit experience there. At least to help tell us where NOT to go. For example, last week I stopped at 966/14 and had a purely therapeutic massage experience. That I think is specific enough to be more helpful. Just my thoughts.
[QUOTE=Smang;1683983]Car wash has no signage. If anyone knows the number off Shady Grove, PM me, but I don't see anything promising.[/QUOTE]I tried looking for the place behind the car wash yesterday. I didn't find anything and the townhouses over there kinda looked abandoned. Please PM more info.
[QUOTE=Numbers2012; 1688361]Wow, I checked out CL the other day and it looks like there are a lot of new places opening up, many along the Pike. Hopefully, some are actually monger-worthy.
Anyway, does it seem that many of the recent posts on the board are being "overly" cautious unnecessarily when referencing a place? I realize that I'm still kind of new. But I would think it's okay to be a little more specific about a place if one had a completely legit experience there. At least to help tell us where NOT to go. For example, last week I stopped at 966/14 and had a purely therapeutic massage experience. That I think is specific enough to be more helpful. Just my thoughts.[/QUOTE]Does it seem that many of the recent posts on the board like this one, especially from someone with just a couple of posts, are just fishing expeditions by the wrong types. Maybe they are looking for the rest of us to help with them with their job of putting these places out of business.
Caution is good.
Just saying!
[QUOTE=A Otay; 1690397]Does it seem that many of the recent posts on the board like this one, especially from someone with just a couple of posts, are just fishing expeditions by the wrong types. Maybe they are looking for the rest of us to help with them with their job of putting these places out of business.
Caution is good.
Just saying![/QUOTE]This is the problem with mongering, you can't ever trust any others because you'll never know who they are.
I personally took it upon myself to explore—out there and online—and for me, it took a long time to even end up at this site. Even longer to have something to post about. I'd like to think that I've evolved the necessary skills to be both discreet and aware of what's possible or not (though my descriptions may sound blatant,) and when I got here I was extremely excited to have a small local community with the same interests. Maybe I've gone about some things wrong, but that's why I posted all of my experiences. Feel free to critique my behavior, it will make me smarter, better and safer. That's why I keep coming here, I don't see why it's not possible to have a few local spots and we should be doing everything we can to keep all (respectable) mongers safe and aware of them, as well as out of the wrong hands.
So I think my posts speak for themselves and even I've found myself not replying to quite a few sketchy PMs as of late.
[QUOTE=A Otay; 1690397]Does it seem that many of the recent posts on the board like this one, especially from someone with just a couple of posts, are just fishing expeditions by the wrong types. Maybe they are looking for the rest of us to help with them with their job of putting these places out of business.
Caution is good.
Just saying![/QUOTE]I'd have to agree. There are have been a ton of new people, who just keep on asking questions without contributing anything. Given the climate of MoCo and even PG county (check out the PG board for recent raids) , I wouldn't trust any junior members. Even someone like myself who has posted 11 reviews. (Crap, I just realized, I've been to 11 different places in the past year. The little brain just keeps on winning out. LOL.) I would even be suspicious of some senior members, because some them have arrived at their status by just littering these boards with posts, with hardly any reviews. We have to keep our guard up, because anything we can figure out on these boards, LE can figure out. Let's not delude ourselves in thinking somehow our secret language is indecipherable to anyone but us. So, posters have to be esoteric and overly cautious, and then use back channels to share more detailed information. Don't expect any special favors from senior members, I certainly don't.
So for all the new people, keep posting reviews, and eventually you'll be trusted. Otherwise, all your posts and pms requesting for information will fall on deaf ears, as it should be.
Just my thoughts, as these boards are gradually becoming more useless with all the posts begging for information.
So I tried out next to the post office today, I'd been there once before and while the walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, I got the distinct impression (maybe it was "table shower" in the ad) that more was available.
Should've trusted my gut, I ended up asking the girl they sent to go get the girl at the front desk for me (this chick had some seriously bad breath, and she was chewing minty gum!) because I couldn't stand her any longer (it'd been like 30 seconds at this point.) She was pissed, but I DGAF because that smell was horrible.
So I ended up with the owner / front desk girl and we basically had a conversation the entire time, I flirted and she blushed, thought it was going well. But when it came down to serious questions, she loudly and emphatically stated that LE or not, doesn't matter, she wouldn't risk her license.
It's looking to me like MoCo is just not the spot for AMPs, there's a couple in the Olney area that seem promising, as well as east-southeast spots, but it's just not looking good for MoCo.
Aside from that, I spoke to the persian today and she's really sweet. She has a friend in the Rockville area that is absolutely bangin' but I didn't get a chance to hit her up yet. Pricey, but daaaamn she's fine.
There's at least one fish still left in that pond.
They advertise occasionally, and very discretely.
I'm not going to blow their cover, either here or via PM, but keep seeking, and yee shall find!
That's all I'm going to say.
[QUOTE=John2526; 1692585]There's at least one fish still left in that pond.
They advertise occasionally, and very discretely.
I'm not going to blow their cover, either here or via PM, but keep seeking, and yee shall find!
That's all I'm going to say.[/QUOTE]But then I realized I think I've been to the place you're talking about. For everyone else, here's a quick review. The rooms are cold, the ladies are old, and there's no nudity (although I'd admit I had never asked for it). One lady reminded me of the landlady from the movie "Kingpin." So I never went back.
However, I could be wrong, and you're talking of somewhere else. I still think it's just better to head out of MoCo for some fun.
[QUOTE=John2526; 1692585]There's at least one fish still left in that pond.
They advertise occasionally, and very discretely.
I'm not going to blow their cover, either here or via PM, but keep seeking, and yee shall find!
That's all I'm going to say.[/QUOTE]Hell, I don't think they advertise at all anymore.
[QUOTE=Rafen; 1693025]But then I realized I think I've been to the place you're talking about. For everyone else, here's a quick review. The rooms are cold, the ladies are old, and there's no nudity (although I'd admit I had never asked for it). One lady reminded me of the landlady from the movie "Kingpin." So I never went back.
However, I could be wrong, and you're talking of somewhere else. I still think it's just better to head out of MoCo for some fun.[/QUOTE]Well, my own experience says you're wrong. I've had some beautiful nude women at an UTR spot in MoCo. That's all I can say and I'll be very reluctant to share via PM for fear they'll get shut down. Sorry. And, as I'm sure I'll be asked, no it's not FS.
[QUOTE=MikeInDC;1694259]Well, my own experience says you're wrong. I've had some beautiful nude women at an UTR spot in MoCo. That's all I can say and I'll be very reluctant to share via PM for fear they'll get shut down. Sorry. And, as I'm sure I'll be asked, no it's not FS.[/QUOTE]I stand corrected then. Apparently, there are two potential places. Just don't go to the one I went to :P And good luck on finding the other one.