Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Richies Pal]Hi guys,

The Oxnard board used to be so busy. What happened. Is everybody getting their kicks elsewhere or on Craigslist? The Oxnard AMPs used to be the place to get off for a reasonable price with less risk than SWs or "escorts". I know the ladies in the Oxnard AMPs aren't getting any younger, so what's the best deal in town these days. I'm willing to spend a little more to get something better, but I wanna stay safe.

Thanks,

Richies Pal[/QUOTE]

What more is there to post? I mean seriously? There is practically a phone book/how to guide on this board to hit the AMPs. Nothing new has been opened, and the "newer" MPs charge a fortune for anything beyond a legit rubdown. The girls cycle through the MPs so quickly usually that posting info on anyone is only really good for maybe a week or so before they're gone, if that.

I've culled back on my adventures lately to save money, but any MPs that I've gone to lately since my little parting gift that I posted about earlier have been outside the county to just get some fresh blood going.

Tell you what, if you TOFTT and find something worthy of sharing, PM me and I'll hook you up with some intel that isn't shared on the board. You'll have to drive, but 30 bucks in gas and some time is a lot better deal than another 75 bucks or whatever IMHO, especially when the girls are cuter.

However, with a whopping 2 posts or so, and the first being nearly 5 months old, I'm going to have to trade as opposed to a straight up gift of intel. I had to put in my time, and go out and drum up information and reports for the board before I was trusted, and even then, usually I offer something in return.

Speaking of my parting gift from my adventures, as a follow up, no HIV, no herpes, no syphilis, no clap, nothing other than that non-specific bug. One gulp of that foul-tasting banana potion and a few days later everything was fine and didn't come back. Might not have even been an STD, but simply a bacteria strain that I got from her holding the condom in her mouth. Stranger things have happened. I prefer it when the condom isn't "hidden" that way, which means the tonguing thing usually makes me feel uncomfortable. Oh well, I now carry that hand sanitizer gel in my car, and make a quick pit stop for a piss and a rubdown with alcohol. Figure it'll help somewhat.

[QUOTE=The Flatline]Oh well, I now carry that hand sanitizer gel in my car, and make a quick pit stop for a piss and a rubdown with alcohol. Figure it'll help somewhat.[/QUOTE]Why wait for the pitstop?

As soon as I'm done, and/or if the provider leaves the room, I'm splashing my junk with lots of alcohol (which they usually have IN the room). I'm taking care of any 'bugs' as best as I possibly can right there in the room.

Don't worry about offending them, they always seem to understand and respect it.

[QUOTE=Rotoplumber]Why wait for the pitstop?

As soon as I'm done, and/or if the provider leaves the room, I'm splashing my junk with lots of alcohol (which they usually have IN the room). I'm taking care of any 'bugs' as best as I possibly can right there in the room.

Don't worry about offending them, they always seem to understand and respect it.[/QUOTE]

True... Keeps any bugs out of your shorts too. I usually have to piss after busting a nut, but the rub down with something that sanitizes is a good thing.

Went to West Hollywood for Halloween and got horny looking at all the scantily clad chicks walking around. Sometime in my life, between elementary school and college, Halloween became ****-o-ween. But that's a whole other story.

Anyways, went to A-1 the next day because I wanted a latina. I haven't been there in over a year and was surprised to get one of the girls that I got before. Her and Jessica are IMO the best latinas they had there. I paid 60 bucks for 45 minutes so that I could get a longer massage, but since I got one of my favorites, I decided to just bang her twice and skip the massage. First one, I just wanted to bust a hard nut so I banged her pretty hard and fast doggy and mish. The usual CBJ preceded the penetration. Second time, took it slower with CG to RCG to doggy with her laying flat on her stomach and me sliding in for more body contact. Then went to face to face standing up and finished with seated RCG. Paid $. 4 for the double session which was alright with me since I only go AMPing 2 or 3 times a year. No DATY and only let me lick her tit a little bit, but that was fine with me.

Overall, had a really good time. My ratings are as follows: Face: 6 to 7 (she looks a little more worn out these days); Body: 8 (slim with a nice ass and her implants were softer than I remembered which is a good thing); attitude: 8 to 9.

PM me if you want her name and schedule for info exchange.

BJams 03

[QUOTE=Boner Jams 03]Went to West Hollywood for Halloween and got horny looking at all the scantily clad chicks walking around. Sometime in my life, between elementary school and college, Halloween became ****-o-ween. But that's a whole other story.[/QUOTE]What's up with the **** ? Since when did the sl word that rhymes with "cut" become a word that needs to be censored? There's a lot worse things that are said on these boards than the sl word. Also, the ****'s ruined my joke.

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Greetings Boner Jams 03,

Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines:

[quote]The words "who*re, "bit*ch", "sl*ut" and "cu*nt" are not allowed because these words are commonly used to denigrate women, and that's not what this website is all about.[/quote]Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

Jackson,

I guess I should have put something on my second post to indicate that it was written light heartedly and that I was not trying to degrade women. I'll be more careful in my future posts and try to be more aware of the rules of the board.

But seriously, those words do not seem as harmful to women as a lot of the actions that people describe doing to providers. Maybe not the Oxnard board, but other boards in CA and in other states degrate women without using those words. We should be more concerned about the way those words are used in context instead of just the words themselves.

Just to be sure, I'm including a list of words to see which ones are acceptable or not. You can **** the ones that are inappropriate :)

dick, cock, balls, shit, pussy, stank pussy, ass, asshole, dirty sanchez, homo, fag, rusty trombone, Cleveland steamer, Cincinnati bow-tie, pubes, big big titties, motherfucker, jizz, corn hole, fucked the shit out of her, butt pirate, cat, dog, apple, car, eskimo, midget, tranny, anal leakage

(this is all in jest)

--BJams 03

Been kinda quite lately, so I thought I'd as my latest report here.

Made a trip to ospa on sat night. Got a new girl named julie. Apparently she said it was her first day there. I beleive becuase I've never seen her there before.

Anyway. Usual services. Had a nice cbj with comendable effort. Then went to cg, doggie, and missionary. I was so amped that I could cum so she finished me off with a great HJ and I came on her big tits.

All in all was a good experience like that I usually have at ospa.

Looks: 7 attitude: 8 service: 8

Probably make a trip back next week.

She tells me buisness is really slow this month.

Be safe,

Rubberbandman

Take a look at the ventura county star online classifieds.

Amidst the ads are several AMP that are "in need of latina therapists". Jade and Myako to name a few.

Doesn't do anything for me, but there are those of you out there that are looking for more than the ONE that has them.

BTW, Tanya has one in her stable now. She offered her to me, but I declined as I doubt any latina can compare to Tanyas service.

Perhaps they need a new Latina provider at Myako because they fired the last one. I went about a month ago and had the most awful session ever. The massage consisted of rubbing up the backs of my legs really hard which resulted in practically ripping all the hairs out of my legs. That was the only time I ever left zero tip, but it was a truly horrendous experience.

[QUOTE=Rubberband Man]Been kinda quite lately, so I thought I'd as my latest report here.

Made a trip to ospa on sat night. Got a new girl named julie. Apparently she said it was her first day there. I beleive becuase I've never seen her there before.

Anyway. Usual services. Had a nice cbj with comendable effort. Then went to cg, doggie, and missionary. I was so amped that I could cum so she finished me off with a great HJ and I came on her big tits.

All in all was a good experience like that I usually have at ospa.

Looks: 7 attitude: 8 service: 8

Probably make a trip back next week.

She tells me buisness is really slow this month.

Be safe,

Rubberbandman[/QUOTE]

Wow, I had Julie on her "first" night too. Except that she told me that today. LOL. FIrst month at Ospa maybe.

But I whole-heartedly endorse her.... but I'd rate her body a 10. I couldn't find a flaw with it, nice, young, tight, fantastic breasts, the list goes on. And she provided a few tricks that Tanya could have learned from! Service a 10+!
But please don't go see her....I want to make sure she's available for me everytime! hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Been stationed in San Diego recently, but I was up the coast this weekend. I wanted to take a trip down memory late so I went by St. Mary's on Saturday. The mamasan (god I hoped so!) was out in the front yard watering. Too conspicuous. I drove past and came back later when noone was around.

Had another session with the girl with big bolt-on tits. She did not give her name but from the last time I want to say her name is Candy. Looks: 7 Attitude: 6, Service 9. Good time. A bit mechanical, but she got the job done and I left happy.

Some of the mongers here have been complaining about the age on some of the ladies. Keep in mind is that some of the girls go where the money is. Tricks are cheaper in Oxnard than San Diego where it costs $$ for FS. Also costs more in the Bay Area. We might be losing some of the talent to other cities.

I hope to return to the 'Nard next year and help motivate the local talent to stay.

George

Asians generally don't do it for me but based on the two reports thought I'd give Julie a try.

Not as young as I imagined but still, only about 30. NICE handful tits, slender body. Too bad she doesn't have much of an ass..but that is my personal preference.

Anyway, service was excellent. Eager to please and let me do just about anything I wanted. Glad I washed my ass before going....hope nobody kissed her after me. :-)

Funny, she knows we're writing about her on the internet....I asked for her so when she came in, asked how I knew here. I said a friend...she then asked if I saw her on the internet.

Well, I headed over to Q Spa on Saturday to get some action before heading out to a party saturday night, and I'm glad I did!

Paid for the 30 minutes, headed into the room, hearing some guy groaning on my way in. Made me laugh.

Anyway, I undress and lay down, and in walks Yumi. Pretty damn cute. I'd say early to mid 30's, with the silliest afro hair that I've ever seen. Once I get past that, she's got a cute face, probably a 7, and a banging body, 7-8 depending on if you insist on prefering hardbodies, as she has a little bit (very little) of curves on her. Fake implants I think, but not so bad as to be comical (they lie naturally).

Right off I know I'm in for a good time, as she goes nuts for like 5 minutes playing with my hair, and with my arms, talking about how good they'd be as a pillow. I do hobbies that build up my arm strength, so this is nothing new, but still, it's kind of weird to get this kind of attention straight out of the starting gate.

For a moment I wondered if I was just going to get the massage when she laid the towel over me, but she proceeded to give me a great medium massage (she gave me the option). Got up on my back with her knees and stretched me out that way, which was delicious. I felt her legs up and she joked about how she was supposed to be giving me the massage.

On the flip I was already hard and she literally squealed and said "too big!" I've heard that before, and usually it's just an ego thing. Proceeded to play with my chest hair, lots of kisses on my chest, neck, and arms/hands, and finally got down to business. Very light touch, lots of tonguing on the little Frankenstein, almost BBBJ but not quite. On went the wrapper, and she gave me a sizzling, slow CBJ. After that, she starts murmuring "favorite man" and asks me to get up. Oils up the wrapper, and lays down on the table saying it'd be too big otherwise. We get into mish, and I let her guide me, setting the pace, because she is just about the tightest woman I've ever felt!

Started slowly, almost nutted immediately since she was spasming on me (it's hard to fake those kinds of muscle spasms) giving me a really good grip. I've only been with a few women I can give the title of "snapper" to, and she's the queen of snappers. When I hit bottom the first orgasm happened.

Started to handle business, and I'm pretty sure she came at least twice more, since I've yet to meet any woman who can tremble her inner thigh muscles that fast. Within about 10 minutes it was too much, too tight, and I started to speed up to blow my wad. She planted her feet on the table, rocked her hips up and just took it, biting her lip, digging fingers into my shoulders, until I popped, and her legs flew around my waist and I'm pretty sure she came too again.

Finished up with the towel and a face massage, with lots of kissing and fondling on her part, and then had me sit up to pummel my shoulders lightly. Mamasan came and called something, she answered back kind of annoyed, and then slipped her arms around me from behind and buried her face in my neck for a few minutes. Pretty much a GFE the entire time.

She almost wouldn't let me get dressed she was hanging off of me so much at the end. She said she worked there for 2 weeks, and works friday, saturday, and sunday. I tipped her 85, and told her it was all I had. She's worth more than that though. She begged me to come back either this coming weekend or next weekend, and I may have to oblige. If I do, I'm going to try to get her digits.

This one is a keeper boys, treat her well please. I think she has a thing for fuzzy guys, so if you've got a natural fur coat on you, you're in luck. Service was 10 out of 10, and I've had girlfriends that have given me less enjoyable of a time.

Had a round with an attractive asian provider today. I doubt I will ever request an latina anymore. The asians are always better. Even the picky ones. Hadnt been mongering for a year or so, finally the urge just got the best of me.

Pm me if you want details.

G

Pm me, I have a qeuestion on the above,

Tia,

G