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I probably missed Helen this time around. If anyone sees her here locally please post or PM me.
I had a good relaxing and massage. She had to be one of the cutest faces for a see girl. I was very pleasantly supprised. One thing I have learned is to be super clean. . And polite and disarming in a manner that makes the girl the most comfortable.
[QUOTE=********;2284188]I had a good relaxing and massage. She had to be one of the cutest faces for a see girl. I was very pleasantly supprised. One thing I have learned is to be super clean. . And polite and disarming in a manner that makes the girl the most comfortable.[/QUOTE]What was the girl's name?
Last time I was there I got some fat chick (although a bit younger than the usual ones). Ended 10 minutes short of a full hour and swore I'd never go back there.
It is always a cap shoot. I did not get her name. Sorry. But she is the young one there. It is always a hit and miss. Even with out all the LA pressures. All I do is lots of subtle things to make them feel comfortable and that I am discrete also. A flash of a good bank roll sure helps. One way to get great service is to tip at the begginning. When I want to impress a date at a nice restaurant. I give the waiter a 100 spot and say. I want to be pampered. Works every time.
I guess you got to be prepared to walk in and walk right back out if you don't like the offerings, or if they don't want to show you. Especially the ones posting fake pictures on BP. They deserve it.
They will do anything to get you into the place, and will do anything to get you to stay. Saying "I was just checking your prices" and heading towards the door is a sure way to get the cute ones out of the back room.
My new rule, no money is given out until I see who my attendant will be.
And it is always hit and miss. One thing to look at is the clothing the ladies are wearing. Its it easily removeable. Tight jeans are never good. Like dress with little on underneath are always best. That is one of the first things I look for. Also some place with private rooms and doors. Not a curtain. But I have also found occassional curtain places to be just as good and heighten the experience also. However it is somewhat of a turn off to hear the guy next door getting a HJ and he cannot keep quiet. LOL.
The places along 99 are still the best. There is a new one advertising in Downtown portland. I have not checked it out yet. But will try to do so soon.
Have a great day guys.
Stay safe out there.
Was just in a facebook police scanner group and some guy said he reported a massage parlor on 4 P / And. Said he walked in a they offered him a HE. I don't buy his story about what happened but that doesn't mean the LEO in Vancouver won't believe him. My thoughts are that he went in and paid for a massage and DIDN"T get a HE so he mad now. Be safe out there.
Walls go all the way up to the ceiling now (was reported differently earlier). Anyway, mediocre massage, no teasing. Masseuse around 40 years old. If they are going to post in the "body rubs" section with pictures of cute young girls, they will have to do better than this. Avoid IMO.
I swear to god, I will print out a copy of the backpage ad for these places, and go in and ask for one of the girls they are advertising. Then when they say, they are not working now, they better at least be able to come up with someone young and halfway decent looking. Or I will walk out and go down to the next one. Plenty to choose from.
Hi You can all use a laugh. I went into a place on 99 a week ago. Went to get a massage. / Took got on the table. When the Girl stuck her head in and said. Just a minute. OMG. I got totally scared. She was the total image of the ugliest see girl you have ever seen. Right out of a horror movie. I was stuck mostly. But very relieved when a cute girl skinny came in. You cannot imagine what the first girl looked like. But a throw back to the old Jerry Lewis movies with the buck teeth. And fat.
LOL. It turned out ok though.
[QUOTE=********;2335576]Hi You can all use a laugh. I went into a place on 99 a week ago. Went to get a massage. / Took got on the table. When the Girl stuck her head in and said. Just a minute. OMG. I got totally scared. She was the total image of the ugliest see girl you have ever seen. Right out of a horror movie. I was stuck mostly. But very relieved when a cute girl skinny came in. You cannot imagine what the first girl looked like. But a throw back to the old Jerry Lewis movies with the buck teeth. And fat.
LOL. It turned out ok though.[/QUOTE]I'm new to this area and could use some recommendations. I don't want to get stuck in a situation like yours that doesn't get pleasantly resolved! If you could give me some vague landmarks or the first couple digits of the address, I would be greatly indebted. Thanks AMP Guide!
So, in Portland on business for the first time, staying on the WA side, and gave 84** on 99 a try based on some mixed reviews here. It was one of the weirdest AMP experiences I've ever had. First, it seemed a bit busy when I got there, which was confirmed when Papasan put me in the waiting room with the remote for the TV. Thought about bouncing, but turns out I only had to wait about 10 minutes. Papa took me to a room, and I paid him $0. 6 for an hour, hoping that would get me a better shot at extras. In comes Wendy. 40-something I'm guessing. Petite. Jacked up teeth. Face down and she throws a towel over me and begins a lame massage. Then, she takes the towel off and gets to work. Actually turned out to be a decent massage with some moves I've never experienced. Her Engrish was not so good but she was good spirited. When she got down to the nether region (still face down), she was doing some nice reach under, playing with the frank and beans, which was a good sign. I did notice the door was cracked. She kept tearing off strips of tissue and wiping off the head of my johnson. I guess worrying about me getting pre-cum on the towel. Which is kind of gross. Why not just change the towel??
After the flip, she rubbed me more and kept looking at the clock. Asked me how long for me to cum. Which I thought was strange. I said 5-10 minutes depending on her. Which I'm not sure she understood. She kept playing with the jewels. At about 10 minutes to go in the hour, that's when she said that I needed to finish while she massaged the boys. I kept telling her to do it. To which she said she would get in trouble. She offered to let me guide her hand, which is weirder. Well, I ended up self-servicing. She let me reach under and over to play with her boobs and crazy long nipples. So, it's okay to play with the beans but not okay to touch the frank? Wendy was nice and I tipped her $0. 4 to which she seemed ecstatic.
In the end, so so massage by a so so gal in a so so place.
[QUOTE=Jethro63;2352056]So, in Portland on business for the first time, staying on the WA side, and gave 84** on 99 a try based on some mixed reviews here. It was one of the weirdest AMP experiences I've ever had. First, it seemed a bit busy when I got there, which was confirmed when Papasan put me in the waiting room with the remote for the TV. Thought about bouncing, but turns out I only had to wait about 10 minutes. Papa took me to a room, and I paid him $0. 6 for an hour, hoping that would get me a better shot at extras. In comes Wendy. 40-something I'm guessing. Petite. Jacked up teeth. Face down and she throws a towel over me and begins a lame massage. Then, she takes the towel off and gets to work. Actually turned out to be a decent massage with some moves I've never experienced. Her Engrish was not so good but she was good spirited. When she got down to the nether region (still face down), she was doing some nice reach under, playing with the frank and beans, which was a good sign. I did notice the door was cracked. She kept tearing off strips of tissue and wiping off the head of my johnson. I guess worrying about me getting pre-cum on the towel. Which is kind of gross. Why not just change the towel??
After the flip, she rubbed me more and kept looking at the clock. Asked me how long for me to cum. Which I thought was strange. I said 5-10 minutes depending on her. Which I'm not sure she understood. She kept playing with the jewels. At about 10 minutes to go in the hour, that's when she said that I needed to finish while she massaged the boys. I kept telling her to do it. To which she said she would get in trouble. She offered to let me guide her hand, which is weirder. Well, I ended up self-servicing. She let me reach under and over to play with her boobs and crazy long nipples. So, it's okay to play with the beans but not okay to touch the frank? Wendy was nice and I tipped her $0. 4 to which she seemed ecstatic.
In the end, so so massage by a so so gal in a so so place.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience. 99% full body. Had to do the important 1% myself.
There is a new place in China town pdx. My ATF moved there a way from the 98* She said it's gone down hill there as of late. If you got more than 10 post contributing to the board. And I do check what your post have been I will tell location through pm. PM only. If you share info on public board don't expect any further help. There are several places in pdx that have popped up here of late and I am reserving some of them to get my girl some more business at her new location. Anyways have fun and be safe out there.