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[QUOTE=TravelingVoye]Amen brother! While I know the providers I frequent are low volume and very clean, I'm just not going there with them. But as you say - to each his own - I'm sure many guys dig it.[/QUOTE]

I've never quoted myself before - weird....but just wanted to clarify. I was NOT referring to the specific post on the tissue or hanging chad or whatever it was or wasn't, but was simply stating my personal preference of not providing oral to providers (wouldn't that make them the providees?). I am sure that most are perfectly clean down there, it's just not something I'm going to do. Certainly didn't mean to cast judgement on anyone or add to the drama.

[quote]I could go on about the "tissue" with a few hobbyists I have seen and expected their ass to be rimmed but that wouldn't happen now would it? I am sure you all clean your ass after taking your morning dump right? You make sure that every little piece of paper is off your hairy ass and ready for the action huh! Like the tissue is so offputting for you how do you think we feel that you want your asses licked with nary a thought of the dingleberries you might have on your hairy, sweaty, stinky ass! I offer a shower as you enter my home and while most men use it there are those of you that think their ass don't stink but guess what, the smell gives it away!

I am someone that gets a warm washcloth and cleans your ass just lke your mommy used to do with NEVER a word or embarassing review about it. I do my job professionally and as I stated earlier. If we providers could write a review about the encounters we have had most of the hobbyists would be wondering how we can do our job with a smile on our face! Never have I made anyone feel like they were "dirty" or "unclean" even though now I may take a different approach as I have found a site for providers only that does have reviews for the hobbyists and rest assured, the reviews are there on many of you![/QUOTE]What is a dingleberry? . And secondly,

Now you have me paranoid about my ass stinking as I am walking around.

It wasn't enough to worry about my breath, armpits, and dandruff. Now I gotta worry about ass smell. Maybe I will carry around those CLOROX wipes.

Hey Dee, nothing against you, I have never met you, this is just another attempt at humor, hopefully I did not fuck up the quotes this time.

Shit, I just noticed the preview report button. Is there anything this forum does not have?

Enough already, There are other Fish to fry (sorry about the pun).

[QUOTE=Jethrow1]Enough already, There are other Fish to fry (sorry about the pun).[/QUOTE]I agree with Jethrow. This whole thread I mean tissue is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. (I'm also sorry about the pun) MC

[QUOTE=SingleMoms]Hey Dee, nothing against you, I have never met you, this is just another attempt at humor, hopefully I did not fuck up the quotes this time.

Shit, I just noticed the preview report button. Is there anything this forum does not have?[/QUOTE]Yes, you messed up the quotes. Don't delete anything in the [] at the beginning of the quote.

I recently dreamed I enjoyed a session with Debbie at her incall. It was easily set up and is located in a nice subdivision . I felt at ease and secure at all times. I found Debbie to be very easy to talk to and I soon felt like an old friend. There is absolutely no rushing or upselling. I found her to be very fluent in other languages and was receptive to my wants and needs. Her energy level and enthusiasm never tapered off. I had a wonderful time and look forward to another dream soon.

I had the pleasure of meeting Tinaa fresh from the shower this morning. A monger can get distracted by some of the BS about age or what ever but when you get to be an old fart such as myself it is not nearly as important as the experience.

Tinaa is a quality gal and a sweet heart. She was easy to contact, has a nice safe apartment and her pictures are accurate. I really enjoyed my time with her.

I believe she was less worried about who I was after telling her I was a member and I also want to help support and encourage the girls advertising on our forum. I hope to visit all. My only problem with Tinaa is her cost. It is hard for me to come up with 200 bucks very often so might suggest a usg discount for returns or something. I know she will do half hours but any rushed service will not work for me.

I see Debbie has another stellar review and has set a the bar. I have also met Amy but have not had the Amy/Hanna experience double fun. Another member advertiser in Clearwater, Donna (Soft Touch) gets 2 thumbs up also for anyone heading west.

Anyone who needs the juicy details on Tinaa PM me. She is real.

I just awakened from a dream with Amyorlando (Hannabanana). I want to go back to dreaming! Truly an unhurried, delightful experience. Worth every petal on every rose (actually worth more!) I hope I'll be able to visit again soon. Roy Orbison sang it best... "Its too bad that all these things, can only happen in my dreams. Only in dreams in beautiful dreams." This is a dream from which you will not want to awake.

[QUOTE=Wheelin Nick]I just awakened from a dream with Amyorlando (Hannabanana). I want to go back to dreaming! Truly an unhurried, delightful experience. Worth every petal on every rose (actually worth more!) I hope I'll be able to visit again soon. Roy Orbison sang it best... "Its too bad that all these things, can only happen in my dreams. Only in dreams in beautiful dreams." This is a dream from which you will not want to awake.[/QUOTE]

Guys what Wheelin Nick is saying is very true, I had a dream that was suppose to be an hour and boy it was the longest and certainly the most lovely hour I've had in a very long time. Hannabanana is truly a delight, you will repeat over and over and over again. She takes well care of you...
Be safe
CIUSA

There are many superlatives that describe Hanna but if I had to pick just one it would be "Exquisite".

Thank you darling for 5 and a half hours of pure joy on every level.....until we meet again----VS

[QUOTE=Dragster]Someone send me the link or site review and details!!!![/QUOTE]

She's low profile, very low profile but she's a 10, I have repeated and will repeat. VS actually UNDER-estimates how wonderful she is. I was hoping she'd be Orlando's best kept secret a little longer, sigh. The only reviews are here.

Send her a PM, I expect she'll be way too busy to respond now that the genie is out of the bottle but the truth is she worth the effort.

I have gotten several Pm's asking lots of questions.

I would never discuss our time together in a crass or insensitive way, either here, or in a PM. or anywhere else and I hope no one on here does either. If you would not tell everyone about your intimate relationship with your wife or girlfriend don't do it to Hanna.

She works M-F days only, no nights or weekends, for her own personal reasons.

She is young, beautiful, sexy and sane.
No drugs, not even cigarettes.

If I were young and unmarried and she would have me, she would be mine, that should tell you all you need to know.

You don't run into a girl like this very often so treat her gently and with the complete respect she deserves and you will be rewarded.

Oliver is right she may be hard to see, but if your lucky enough......well you'll see.

It took stud-master Ollie a while to believe me but once he did, well you've seen his post.

With much respect to all board members, I end this post----VS

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]I have gotten several Pm's asking lots of questions.

I would never discuss our time together in a crass or insensitive way, either here, or in a PM. or anywhere else and I hope no one on here does either. If you would not tell everyone about your intimate relationship with your wife or girlfriend don't do it to Hanna.

She works M-F days only, no nights or weekends, for her own personal reasons.

She is young, beautiful, sexy and sane.
No drugs, not even cigarettes.......
[/QUOTE]

You guys read, it's very important: No drugs, not even cigarettes... yet nothing but the best time. Hanna is probably one of just perhaps less than a handful of good and caring providers, we need them let's be nice. She reads this forum, she contributes in this forum, so please guys just follow VerySlowly's advise if you like more info just PM her, but let's just keep everything else just like it is.... "Let Hanna show you the way"
CIU

I have a new handle so there is less confusion. Feel free to PM me with questions. I do NOT have a website. I am very descreet and like it that way. I only "meet friends", I don't work, Monday through Friday during business hours. Dinner dates are an acception. I will post in the escort ad thread as well.

To all my wonderful friends,

Thank you all for speaking so highly of me. I plan on being in Orlando for a long time and making many new friends.

I value and respect my friends.

Wet kisses and warm hugs,

Hanna Banana

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]
Oliver is right she may be hard to see, but if your lucky enough......well you'll see.

It took stud-master Ollie a while to believe me but once he did, well you've seen his post.----VS[/QUOTE]

I was merely proceeding slowly, very slowly perhaps. We can't all be as bold and daring as you. Thanks for showing this stud-pretender the way.