Massage Parlor Reports

The reality is that every AMP can be hit or miss.

I've had everything from the towel whipped away and my ass grabbed as the starter by gorgeous Chinese honey Linda on 7th to the matter of course HJ from Korean Catherine on 46th (tingling) to an early finish, no happy ending on 3rd... until I pointed out we had 15 mins to go- then it was game on again when I suggested the massage was incomplete. Pity their aircon had the place so cold!

Cringyest was the reluctant HJ on a slow Saturday afternoon from the girl who told me she doesn't enjoy it, but "needs the money for Father" back in China! Maybe that reflects worse on me?

Anyway, isn't it fun checkin it all out?

I've been a strictly AMP guy since I've started mongering in the past year. I've tried Farrah once, but it's hard to monger when you have to walk on foot because of not having a car. 100 for FS is cheap but possible, just look in the Chinese newspapers.

I visited GS last week. Called first and made an appointment with coffee based other member's recommendation. Was greeted by the mamason when I entered and paid the usual $75 for the hour. Waited in the room for a few minutes and entered coffee. She was decent looking but a bit too dark for my taste. I like my provider with white skin. Any recommendation please pm me? I first got a great table shower and she washed every corner of me squeeky clean. Then back in the room, got a great massage then a HJ. Asked for extras but got nothing else. Not sure what other members got from this place but I think extras should be possible. Please pm me. Tipped her $40 and left.

PD

NY Press, where else?

NY Press is good for the mid-town area, but what free papers or sites have ads for Chinatown, in particular? Even its website has the ads as they appear in print.

Most of what I've searched links to backpages, which I don't find as user-friendly as the papers.

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Istvano]NY Press, where else?

NY Press is good for the mid-town area, but what free papers or sites have ads for Chinatown, in particular? Even its website has the ads as they appear in print.

Most of what I've searched links to backpages, which I don't find as user-friendly as the papers.

Cheers![/QUOTE]Chinatown is dead for the near future. There is money to be made so maybe that will cause a change.

[QUOTE=Sapporo]Lucky F has a big orange sticker on it's door. Looks like it's closed now...hope things work out for them...[/QUOTE]I was at Lucky Footsie today and did not see the big orange sticker on the door. However, the Lucky Footsie sign on the outside door has been removed. The inside 3rd floor door has been stripped too. Inside things look the same. I hear that in about 2 weeks it will reopen with a new name. Apparently it will be a so-called legitimate place. I wish the new business luck even if there are no more happy endings.

Double Nickle

[QUOTE=Istvano]NY Press, where else?

NY Press is good for the mid-town area, but what free papers or sites have ads for Chinatown, in particular? Even its website has the ads as they appear in print.

Most of what I've searched links to backpages, which I don't find as user-friendly as the papers.

Cheers![/QUOTE]As far as I know, there aren't any free papers or sites that have ads for Chinatown. However, you can always try the Chinese newspapers...ST, WJ...not sure about the other newspapers. Village Voice is also good for the midtown area.

Guys, it is really good to see this board come back to life. Not too long ago, there were scores of new reports each day and then for some reason the board went dead. Nice to see all you good fellows still around. Let us try to re-energize this board and share as best and responsibly as possible.

Thanks again.
For the long island folks, try 277 main in farmingdale, 2nd floor. fabulous service.

Thanks for the info.

From going back over the postings in the archive, it looks like Sapporo should know his way around Chinatown.

Midtown leaves plenty to chew on; a few interesting spots around 37th.

Went to a place on 28 bet 6/7. .5 for the house. Two girls both app 5. No full walls and only curtains but curtains were suh that there will be no view from outside. A bit crammed place but not bad. She gave me a firm massage for app. 35 minutes. It was really good. Turnover and reasonable roaming. Would not let me sucktits (looks like may be next time). Her lips were very nice and soft. She was too much against kissing on lips (usually I am too) but I did for few seconds for couple of times. Then I felt this would turn her off so I left her alone on that. Her overall skin was very good and tits were C firm and natural. She used oil for massage and then cleaned my back with a hot towel - that was very good. I have been to many places with and without TC but this was my first with hot towel (surprising, right?). After oil when I got hot towel my sking on back felt very well. Tipped .4. I dont think extras would be plenty there. But her overall details in HJ were preety good too. Sure wil go back in couple of weeks.

There was a lot of talk in the archives about price hikes, and even a boycott of GS; .5 for the house seems like good value.

Is that as cheap as it goes today, or have rates fallen back due to the weather or time of year?

Maybe NYNEX will start futures trading, or would that be for Chicago? I'm sure the traders would be familiar with the commodity! LOL

Seriously, what's the range of rates for the house? Extras seem to be well-regulated by this forum.

Istvano

I was googling earlier and found a very interesting site linking to spas in NYC, NJ and TX.

At the bottom of the page I could just make out, but not properly read the text as it was in a white font on a very very light background.

I then highlighted it and copied and pasted it into a text file so I could read it (I think I'm almost as cunning as its webmaster). LOL

Now is it crafty ole Uncle Leo or just an inscrutable Webmaster-San?

Maybe one of you could volunteer to check it out before I'm back in the city on Tuesday?

Ciao!

I found a wonderful new spot. Unlike The Ocean Spa, this place is more than a glorified nail salon. Unlike Lucky Footsie it has a wholesome atmosphere. You could bring your wife with you, and she wouldn't have a clue. To my mind this is the best value in town. Fifty dollars buys a meticulously clean and modern place with great showers, locker rooms, flip-flops, steam room, gym, juice bar, and massage rooms.The girls were friendly and better than average looking. For an average "chinatown" price, this place is miles ahead of the competition. One thing to know is that here the girl gets none of the house fee. At most places they get about half of the house fee plus tip. I had a shower, steam, and a very good one hour massage with the extras. As a first time customer the masseuse gave me a 10 minute bonus! Don't count on that. I treated it like a bartenders "buy back" and left a $50 tip. She seemed very pleased. Oh, I had another shower/steam before leaving. A well spent hundred dollars. If I know you, or if you are a valued contributor to this forum, you can PM me for details.

Went there today. It really is a YMMV place (they all are but this is more so). Girl who greeted took me to the room(!). Only a curtain separating the two rooms. Extremely crammed space in the room. Massage was good. On the flip I just tried to touch her and she pushed my hand back. She did not ask for any tip and I did not give any. Just a bit of a tip - the web price for the house is 50 but there is a coupon for $ 45 in Newyork press (if you dont mind taking a coupon to places like this. I usually do not mind taking them because the person at the counter is usually not the service provider).

Well, boys, earlier this month I was able to spend a couple of weeks in Thailand. You can see my report on the ISG under Bangkok massage parlors. All I can say is that most of the massage providers there have raised even the lowly handjob to a high art form. I don't think I'll ever look at the New York massage parlor scene the same way. Every once in awhile you find a diamond in the rough, but in Thailand it's hard not to. Customer service, the pleasure of the client is almost always first and foremost.

Every girl I talked to over there went through training, not only in massage but also in every aspect of the sensual side of things, too. The handjobs and blowjobs I received were the best I've ever had, consistently, from almost every provider.

I think that an AMP in this city based on that premise would do an amazing amount of business. Reasonable prices, no upselling, training in the sensual arts, tipping being left up to the client after the session—I always tip better under these circumstances than when I have to get up, fish around in my pocket for up-front money, and then receive an uninterested quick handjob. It doesn't have to be that way. Sure, not every guy will treat them fairly, but most will.

I think I'll be availing myself somewhat less of the city's offerings and use the savings to get back to Thailand often. Thanks for letting me vent.