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Really. I need to slow it down. But its a hell of a thing when an argument develops mid-stroke at home... whats a man to do?

Well, this is what I did. Showered, and went cruisin. Saw only 1 fat BSW on the loop (respec' Loop Vet!), and so I called some CL digits I had jotted down in case of an emergency. This is what I came up with...

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/304057704.html[/url]

Started off my tryin to upsell me for $$$, but I wasn't havin it, so she settled for $$. Wont bore you with unnecessary details... suffice it to say, I may as well stayed home and lubed. Or bought a blow up doll with my loot. It was that bad. Kept usin her legs durin mish to keep me 1/2 way out, and laid there like a brick, coverin her absence of a chest. Horrendous. It took the willpower of a desperate man to climb to the heights of heights, and trust me, when I got there, if I fell off, I wouldnta gotten hurt one bit. It was that bad a nut.

Definitley would not repeat.

Face:7
Body: 6 (Personally, I like somethin to be ON the bones, but thats just me)
Attitude: before and after, 7.5.... during? 4

[QUOTE=Ravane]Really. I need to slow it down. But its a hell of a thing when an argument develops mid-stroke at home... whats a man to do?

Well, this is what I did. Showered, and went cruisin. Saw only 1 fat BSW on the loop (respec' Loop Vet!), and so I called some CL digits I had jotted down in case of an emergency. This is what I came up with...

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/304057704.html[/url]

Started off my tryin to upsell me for $$$, but I wasn't havin it, so she settled for $$. Wont bore you with unnecessary details... suffice it to say, I may as well stayed home and lubed. Or bought a blow up doll with my loot. It was that bad. Kept usin her legs durin mish to keep me 1/2 way out, and laid there like a brick, coverin her absence of a chest. Horrendous. It took the willpower of a desperate man to climb to the heights of heights, and trust me, when I got there, if I fell off, I wouldnta gotten hurt one bit. It was that bad a nut.

Definitley would not repeat.

Face:7
Body: 6 (Personally, I like somethin to be ON the bones, but thats just me)
Attitude: before and after, 7.5.... during? 4[/QUOTE]

LOL!!! DANG!!! Thats how those lanky broads be man... Not all of them but most of them skinny chics cant take any dick LOL!!!... There are plenty of thick chics on CL... Why didnt you hit one of them up???

Been thinking about giving this honey, Nicole, a buzz. She's in Takoma Park, MD. Found her ad over on the eros site/latina section. LE is montgomery co is sssooo sneaky, I'll have to check her out throughly with a few calls instead of just one. If anyone can vouche for her, I'd appreciate it.

I'll let you know how it goes.





Mr.Snipes aka G13

I just crawled home after a FANTASTIC session with SASHA MARTELL!!

If you have not seen her yet, just go see her!!

You have not experienced ANYTHING near as great as some time with her is!

See her ads on CL and BELIEVE EVERY WORD of them! See took me to places and levels I have never hit before and I will absolutely go see her again and again...

Go to CL and do a search on SASHA MARTELL and then get an appointment with her.

You will be very happy you did!

I need a nap now...

PM if you really want details, but it is best for you to just go see her.

JJ

Both of the ladies advertise on CL.

I had a dream. that I Went to see hipnotic (202-315-9508) at the red roof inn in oxon hill last night. Still young and tender. She is new to the game so hurry and see her. She is a project girl but still worth $$.

Saw theresa (301-455-0430) before. She isn't the girl in the picture with the nice ass. she is skinny and sick looking. I left and she was pissed!! That is just my opinion.

Good hunting

[QUOTE=Analystgreene]Saw theresa (301-455-0430) before. She isn't the girl in the picture with the nice ass. she is skinny and sick looking. I left and she was pissed!! That is just my opinion.

Good hunting[/QUOTE]The girl in those pics is Biana/Isis. I have had that pleasure and sorry to hear that's not her with a new name.

Thanks for saving me the trouble finding out for myself.

Keep up the good investigative reporting!

PP

SCAM!

This agency and escorts do not provide full services, tricks you into paying for it, in call irrelevant. This is a total SCAM they are running in multiple cities.

Just ask for yourself. No sex. No full service.

202-678-6800
202-889-2100
301-608-2444
410-744-0022
540-371-7885
703-359-4111
703-359-4113
703-532-3900
703-641-0444
703-730-9300
800-206-0444

If you want a good time with your hard earned paycheck .... LOOK ELSEWHERE!!!!

Saw this woman when she was staying in Alexandria in a motel. Gave her 175 for an hour. Provides 2 pops, bbbj, lfk and almost any position.

She is a thick woman but not sure if I would call her a BBW.

Looks: 5
Performance: 6
Attitude: 7

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/319876580.html[/url]

This is an alternate way to cruise CL. Pics first so you skip the ads without pics and many (but not all) of the (img) ads that point to friendfinder-like sites. You can also skip the ads that the talent is not, ahem, to you particular liking.

[url]http://washingtondc.listpic.com/ers[/url]

Now if we could only find a site that could weed out LE, cam girls, rip offs, bait and switchers, Non-full service, over-priced hogs and poor attitudes. Oh, that would be USAsexguide...

LL

No time like the present to delurk. I've always wanted to get a chance with a pregnant chick. There's a girl who's been posting ads on CL fairly often "Amazing Caucasian" was her last series, but I'm seeing same pics as LET'S MAKE THIS A DATE TO REMEMBER.

I called, got told to call back a couple of times (note, she got a call while I was inside her, if she says "busy" likely she is.) I put down for 30, said I was coming out by cab. She sent me to one hotel nearby the one she was at. Didn't give a runaround. I was honestly incredibly surprised when she actually showed on the Xth floor hall, stuck her head out, I came in.

She's everything she advertises. I know I sound like a shill, but she's actually a hell of a lot prettier than the fairly bedraggled looking pix on her ad. She's due in late June is heading to her mom's two weeks before. She's got a slight Sandra Bernhardt looking going on, if you like that golden, if not she's still probably pretty. Thin face, nice hair, nice skin.

She didn't mind my getting cozy, sucking tit, cupping her breasts, or holding her stomach. Did a fair impression of enthusiastic when we fucked.

I was in and out in 30, but it was well worth it, I'm hoping to go back before the event.

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]This is an alternate way to cruise CL. Pics first so you skip the ads without pics and many (but not all) of the (img) ads that point to friendfinder-like sites. You can also skip the ads that the talent is not, ahem, to you particular liking.

[url]http://washingtondc.listpic.com/ers[/url]

Now if we could only find a site that could weed out LE, cam girls, rip offs, bait and switchers, Non-full service, over-priced hogs and poor attitudes. Oh, that would be USAsexguide...

LL[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the info LoveLOS... Didnt know craiglist had this feature.

[QUOTE=Trick Williams]Thanks for the info LoveLOS... Didnt know craiglist had this feature.[/QUOTE]WOW. This is new to me also.

Thanks LL

Some of the fastest way to window shop. I love it!

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]This is an alternate way to cruise CL. Pics first so you skip the ads without pics and many (but not all) of the (img) ads that point to friendfinder-like sites. You can also skip the ads that the talent is not, ahem, to you particular liking.

[url]http://washingtondc.listpic.com/ers[/url]

Now if we could only find a site that could weed out LE, cam girls, rip offs, bait and switchers, Non-full service, over-priced hogs and poor attitudes. Oh, that would be USAsexguide...

LL[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigTigger]Some of the fastest way to window shop... I love it!![/QUOTE]Yes, I've just spent the better part of 2 hours using it...it is the best way to cruise 'the List'. Cuts out all of the BS.

Thanks!

Nuke

[QUOTE=BigTigger]Some of the fastest way to window shop... I love it!![/QUOTE]However if poster has more than one pic on the add--gets tedious with multiple to same tag.