Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=KC Questor]Last time I was there I stopped in at Dollies and Chameleon and the topic of C-Mowes came up in both places. Every girl I talked to was excited about it opening, and a bunch of the girls said they were gonna move there. Three of them were from Chameleon, and they mentioned that the owner of Chameleon was having some legal issues and they didn't know if the club would stay open. They said it wasn't anything to do with the club's activities -- apparently it is an assault charge or something.

I've been past Blondie's a few times but never stopped in. Last time I was planning on going in, but as I drove by there were three guys sitting on chairs on the front steps and they didn't look like the crowd I want to hang with. They stared at me as I drove by and I just didn't feel like checking it out. There were at least 5 cars in the lot, though, which is more than I usually see.

Anyone know what is happening at Club 64? It has a new sign with a different name up ("Thunder Road"? or something like that), but the Club 64 sign is still up. It was closed when I was there last Monday.[/QUOTE]Went to Blondie's in early May and it was nothing. Mostly large women with the crowd mostly black. Two dollars entry fee and two drink minimun. The building has the bar in the middle and the front side is the bar and the other side is the dance part. But like I said all were rather large women and not too attractive either.

Also went to Thunder Road and it is a night club. Not the night club that I was looking for but rather a place where people go to dance and drink. Their is a 5.00 dollar cover charge. The guy at the front door said the place usually gets going after 1:00AM. Again save your money.

Hit Dollies and Chameleon on Saturday afternoon. I was a bit disappointed with both experiences, and the cause of my grumbling was for exactly the same reason at both places.

This was my first trip to Dollies Playhouse at about 2:30. I was a bit surprised by the two-drink minimum, but that didn’t seem like such a big deal, I had planned on a couple anyway. As I walked in, trying to adjust to the bad light, I got a beer and was besieged by a heavy dancer who asked to sit with me. I graciously (as I could) declined. As soon as I set near the stage to watch a 20 something-sweetie dance, in swooped Lexus. Early 40s dark complexion brunette with large plastic enhancements. She is full contact, and streaming a line of bull I haven’t heard in years. She announces that she does “outcalls with everything included”. At this point she has not said anything about the private area, so when she said she wanted to give me her numbers-but had to do it where no one could see-I followed.

Seconds later she is ushering me in behind the beads of a private booth. Two-feet away, a cute young lady is giving a guy a lap dance.
I sit down, understanding that I will now owe her for at least one dance. She uncovers her breasts and announces that I needed to drop my pants. I thought that that would be a bad idea and said so. She claimed she just wanted to play with it and undid the zipper. She leaned over and started a BBBJ. As I puller her off while objecting to her actions, she injected that it was only going to cost me $50 a song with a 3 song minimum. Then she said this was the second song so hurry… When I stood-up and zipped-up I thought she was going to fall on her fat ass. I told her that I only pay a negotiated price that I was in on the negotiation. I offered $20 for her efforts, she countered with a request for $50. I folded a $20 and handed it to her. Nothing else was said. I went to the bar to get another beer; she followed and asked me to take her number. I took her number and bought her a beer. I asked about her schedule with the intention of avoiding her. I met a few very attractive ladies on my way out. I have digits for Lexus (Heather) if any senior posters on this thread want them. YMMV. I would rather risk a call to someone on CL.

I have no problem paying what it costs. But as the consumer I get to choose if the cost works out with what I think it is worth. I don’t like it when I get my car fixed or when I’m having a good time.

Next report will cover my Chameleon visit.

TB

Part 2 of my afternoon:

My next stop was at Chameleon at about 4:30. My last couple of trips has been disappointing. But, I am the consummate optimist. There where about six girls, most are mid-level SW in looks. Two where okay, a thick-younger blonde and a nicer looking brunette who had a tight ass, good-sized breasts but heavy in the middle. As I was trying to catch the eye of either of the better-looking girls, I was hit on by a couple of the girls. A young black girl just up and asked if I wanted to go to the back with her. When I said maybe some other time, she said, “She was having a bad day ‘cause nobody would let her suck their dick”. I sympathized. Desiree, the brunette approached and asked if I had been there before and if I wanted to go to the back. Thinking of my earlier experience that afternoon, I asked for a price. She stated it was $35 for the room and 100 covers everything. I gave her 2-Jacksons and I didn’t get change.

When we moved to the back room, there where a three other girls and their customers, some going at it. This was new. Before, it was one girl at a time. They have also moved all the couches to face inside with almost no screening from view. As you entered the room, to your left was the younger black girl getting pounded by a guy in his 50s. To the right was the older black dancer riding a guy I could not see cowgirl style. The couch all of the way across the way that used to be hidden now faces the room and has the mid-forties dancer I visited with last time going down on a very large 20-year old guy.

I was led to a fourth couch near the bar to the right. She got naked but asked me to only drop my pants. The idea of going at it with others watching did not bother me. My objection was when she stated that it was now $150 and a BJ was not included. I had the choice of mish or doggie-but not both, Her on top in cowgirl or reverse cowgirl where never available. I was very unhappy with this and let told her I was out of cash for her. She said that next time I would know to bring more money, but she would do it for the agreed upon 100.

As I watch the blonde finish a BJ on the younger guy 10-feet away I entered her from behind. With less than a minute of going at it she started the ***** moans and asking when I was going to come? So I stated to pound harder. She insisted that I stop and she pulled off the protection and said she would finish me off manually, I told her not to bother, and I would get another girl.

She said to come see her next time I was in town, she was caught off guard when I asked her why would I do that? She muttered something about being hot and she was sure that I enjoyed myself.

The issue I have with both of my afternoon romps is they left me feeling like a newbie. I hate getting ripped-off, lied too or played

Well that stinks but thanks for sharing the information. We need to let each other know which girls try to pull that crap.

Before when it looked busy in the back I would just tell the girl I wanted to wait. Usually I come in and sit a bit, drink, and tip at the stage before going back so I've got a pretty good idea of who is where by the time I'm ready to hit the back room. If it looks busy I'll buy the girl another drink and tell her I'm not quite ready yet. So far I've found that the gals who are in a huge rush to get you into the back are usually the ones in huge rush to get things over as quickly as possible too! On the other hand the ones who are willing to relax, visit a bit, let you fondle them at the bar or table before heading back are usually better. I pay for a half hour back there and that's what I expect to get.

[QUOTE=Two Blue]As soon as I set near the stage to watch a 20 something-sweetie dance, in swooped Lexus. Early 40s dark complexion brunette with large plastic enhancements. She is full contact, and streaming a line of bull I haven’t heard in years. She announces that she does “outcalls with everything included”. At this point she has not said anything about the private area, so when she said she wanted to give me her numbers-but had to do it where no one could see-I followed.

Seconds later she is ushering me in behind the beads of a private booth. Two-feet away, a cute young lady is giving a guy a lap dance.
I sit down, understanding that I will now owe her for at least one dance. She uncovers her breasts and announces that I needed to drop my pants. I thought that that would be a bad idea and said so. She claimed she just wanted to play with it and undid the zipper. She leaned over and started a BBBJ. As I puller her off while objecting to her actions, she injected that it was only going to cost me $50 a song with a 3 song minimum. Then she said this was the second song so hurry… When I stood-up and zipped-up I thought she was going to fall on her fat ass. I told her that I only pay a negotiated price that I was in on the negotiation. I offered $20 for her efforts, she countered with a request for $50. I folded a $20 and handed it to her. Nothing else was said. I went to the bar to get another beer; she followed and asked me to take her number. I took her number and bought her a beer. I asked about her schedule with the intention of avoiding her. I met a few very attractive ladies on my way out. I have digits for Lexus (Heather) if any senior posters on this thread want them. YMMV. I would rather risk a call to someone on CL.

I have no problem paying what it costs. But as the consumer I get to choose if the cost works out with what I think it is worth.
TB[/QUOTE]

Damn, TB, she sure was over-pushy; sounds like way too hard sell for me. Almost sounds like she was about to cause a scene.

Two Blue, sorry to hear about your bad experience at Chameleon. I hope you keep your eternal optimism and don't give up on the club. I had a great experience there when I was last in town in late March. The lady who basically gave me a PSE (porn star experience) without my even asking for one was Crystal. Great, great lady.

One of these days, I'll see if I can dig up my review of her that I posted at the now defunct TNAreviews site, but it's also possible I no longer have a copy on disk. Anyway, you might want to try Crystal next time. She's originally from Houston, but said she has lived much of her life in the St. Louis metro area. Please note that this is /not/ the same Crystal who is an East St. Louis street walker. Two totally different ladies.

[QUOTE=Jannisary]On the other hand the ones who are willing to relax, visit a bit, let you fondle them at the bar or table before heading back are usually better. I pay for a half hour back there and that's what I expect to get.[/QUOTE]This here is the key, gentlemen. If you want to head straight to the back, the girls will sense that and will try to get as much as they can from you. This is true at Chameleon or Dollies or anywhere.

Some of those Chameleon girls move guys through the back room like an assembly line. I always tell the girl who "claims" me that I am just there for a beer on my way home. That way I can pick the girl, and not vice versa. Then just chat, drink, relax, and when you decide to go back make sure you negotiate -- full 30 minutes for the hundred, or less for a smaller charge. That's how you get away with $100 all inclusive ($35 to the house, $65 to her).

The ones who aren't desperate have already earned their quotas for the day. That often means that they have regulars who they can count on. And THAT means that they are worth repeat visits. Plus, some of these girls are a blast to talk to. They have seen shit that would make a statue blush.

By the way, Lexus is a total *****. She will hustle you, and you don't want to see her outside the club. Sorry you got her attention.

[QUOTE=KC Questor]The ones who aren't desperate have already earned their quotas for the day. That often means that they have regulars who they can count on. And THAT means that they are worth repeat visits. Plus, some of these girls are a blast to talk to. They have seen shit that would make a statue blush..[/QUOTE]

Yes, just hanging out and talking to some of the girls at the Chameleon or at C-Mowes when it was still opening could always be an interesting time. I had some hilarious times at both places just doing that. I've seen some really funny stuff but hangout long enough and you see really sad stuff too.

Gentlemen,
Agreed on all parts. I was not in the right mental state to go to a club, relax, hang out and enjoy myself and let the fun come to me. I will give Dolly’s a second chance and Chameleon the opportunity to redeem itself. I am looking forward to C-Mows reopening since I think everyone is also holding their collective breathes for that to happen.

TB

[QUOTE=Two Blue]When we moved to the back room, there where a three other girls and their customers, some going at it. This was new. Before, it was one girl at a time. They have also moved all the couches to face inside with almost no screening from view. [/QUOTE]If you prefer a bit of privacy, I recommend requesting the use of the small private room (the door to which is located right next to the defunct bar in the back room). This room contains a single L-shaped couch and, I believe, is actually a modified hallway leading to an office. I was first taken to the room by a veteran dancer who told me that only a select few, who were in good with the manager, were allowed use of the room. However, during my last visit -- coincidentally also appx 4:30 PM last Saturday afternoon -- a newbie dancer (most likely the heavy-set blond referenced in your post below) took me to the room, so I assume it's open to all comers.

A dancer at Dollie's told me that Blondies is going to be an all-black club.

Dayzed-

That was probably you in the room when the dancer I was with tried the door, it was locked. She was in such a hurry to get it going, and over-with that she wouln'd wait.

Also, I have been wondering how to refer to the ladies at Chameleon since dancing seems to be a small fraction of what they do. If they dance at all.

When I went to Chameleon Club by myself and took a dancer to the back I asked about going into what appeared to be a more private room. I was told we could go there, however it was not always more private. In fact it could be less os since the condoms made available for purchase for the dancers were kept in that room. If a girl needed one she would come back there take one and leave a buck. Most girls prefered to bring their own since they were cheaper at the store, but if business was god and they ran out...

[QUOTE=Rosco2]MizzouMan,

Great to hear the good news. Can you please tell us what time of day you went to Miss Kitty's?[/QUOTE]I was there around 2:30pm. Only about a hand full of guys in there b/c it was so beautiful outside that day.

One lady charged 35 for 1st song and 20/song after that.

Other lady...$50 gets it "out and off"...her words exactly!

I love the Chameleon Club. Yeah, sometimes it can be hit or miss with the providers there. And sometimes you can get a high pressure girl focusing on you. But with some practice you can deflect the hawks and find a diamond. I think the talent has been getting better there over the past year, and I rarely find anyone there who is NOT doable.

This time was no exception. I arrived Monday about 6:30 -- in time to snag the day girls before they left if I was so inclined, or to wait and watch the evening girls start their shift. Normally Mondays are SUPER slow, but the parking lot was full, as was the lot across the street. I counted 20 cars, although some were the girls'. There were a LOT of guys inside, which surprised me. But also a lot of girls too. Maybe 15 guys and 8-10 girls. Obviously the shifts were overlapping. I sat and had a beer and chatted with a few of the folks there and waited for the place to settle down.

Around 7:30 we were down to 6-7 guys and five girls and the place was just the way I like it -- a corner bar feel, with hookers. Jada came over and sat with me. I was going to get rid of her as there were a couple of other girls who were more my type, but she got my attention and held it. By which I mean she put her hand down my pants and said hello. She has only been there for less than a week (4 days is what she told me), but I had seen her before at Dollies and she brought a bunch of regulars to Chameleon, so I knew she was not going to be a bust in the back room. We know a lot of the same people from PT's and Miss Kitty's. She is a big gossip, and I got a LOT of juicy stories from her as we sat and drank and talked. She spent two hours with me -- almost all of the time she had her hand in my pants stroking my cock as we talked and flirted and touched each other. At one point I gave her a $20 -- I wasn't planning on doing a private, and was feeling guilty about wasting her time -- and she was surprised and appreciative. Around 10:00 I decided I did want to take her to the back room after all, and she jumped right up. It was then that I realized that I literally only had $135 to my name. That's the normal fee, but I like to tip for good service and I wouldn't be able to this time. I told her that in advance, and she said "No problem. I give good service anyway." And she did.

There was another couple in the back room, so we went to the private area through a second door. That used to be a not-so-private storage room where you frequently got interrupted, but now it is just another couch. We got naked and she went right in to a kneeling BBBJ with lots of BLS. After a good length of time she grabbed a condom and put it on me. She bent over the couch and we did standing doggy, then I sat down and we did sitting cowgirl (my favorite). The condom she used was a cheap flavored novelty condom, and I couldn't feel shit (which is stupid because I forgot I had a Kimono in my pocket). So we finished with an uncovered BJ and HJ with a CIM and COF finish.

She gave me her number and I may call her for some outside fun, but honestly I love the experience of hanging out at Chameleons before the deed. Going to a local bar where you can fuck any of the girls there is just an awesome thing. I know that when C-Mowes opens next door (SOON!) everything will change, but I am anxious to see what happens.

Girls who were there on Monday, 6/4/07:

[b][u]Day shift:[/u][/b]

[b]Tori[/b] - tall thin blonde with fake boobs who just happens to be 7 months pregnant. I sat with her for 30 minutes and never realized she was preggo. In that time she had three shots and smoked cigarettes. I'm glad I didn't know.

[b]Carebear[/b] - beautiful brunette with Latina features with a touch of Middle East (Lebanese, Egyptian?) exotic look. She is very curvy, with large fake breasts. She didn't chat with any of the guys, but just sat at the bar. I had her dance for me at the stage and she was nice and friendly. She must have some regulars, because she wasn't hustling.

[b]Candy Stixx[/b] - thin but curvy black girl with very striking features. She loves to dance. She's only been at Chameleon for a month, having come from Hustler Club. Most girls go through 5-6 stages in moving down the ladder from the top of the line Larry Flynt club to the hooker bars, but she seems to love it. This was her 25th birthday and she had brought a cake and was pretty drunk by the time I got there. When she left she invited everyone to come join her and her friends at some jazz club. Kind of sounded like fun.

That's all the day shift girls I remember. Most had already left when I got there.

[b][u]Night shift:[/u][/b]

[b]Jada[/b] - Described above. She was a gossip and talked about everyone (customers and girls alike). Guys, if you ever think that you are basically anonymous in a darkened club, think again. She recognized guys from other clubs, told me who tipped and who was a cheap bastard, and even talked about guys' lives ("He's a doctor, and wanted to suck my feet.") Not a girl I'd like to make a regular, but fun to talk to while drinking beers and getting your willy touched.

[b]Chastity[/b] - brand new girl that night. She came in at 5:30 to audition and was hired to work. She is a tiny spinner, very thin. She was aggressive, and Jada chased her away from me twice. She's pretty and will do well. Lots of guys there liked the idea of "fresh fruit" and she went back three times in the three hours I was there.

[b]Reena[/b] - very friendly and outgoing Thai girl. She is fairly overweight, but wore a corset which really showed off her assets. Even though nudity is not allowed at Chameleon, she was topless a lot of the time. She would have been my first choice if I wasn't with Jada already when she came in. She had an awesome accent and was delighted when I spoke some Thai to her. She is leaving in a couple of weeks for a vacation in Mexico, and going home to Thailand in August. Jada told me that her parents are high-level officials who sent her to school in the US and don't know that she dropped out last year to work as a bar girl. Gossip can be fun!

[b]Crystal[/b] - Crystal has been there for a while and most regulars know her. She is extremely friendly, and a blast to have around. That's because she is very high most of the time. She is a curvy blonde, very pretty, with a bit of cushion around the middle -- not sloppy but comfortable. She goes to the back a lot, but I don't see her with regulars all the time, so my guess is that she is more fun in the front of the house than the back (NOT VERIFIED, just personal observation).

[b]Sabrina[/b] - One of those girls who has regulars and doesn't give a crap about any other customers. She never danced her sets and spent the whole time in the pool room talking with her regular guys. She is a short thin bottle blonde. One of her friends came to visit her at the club tonight -- a very good looking curvy blonde with big tits, obviously a dancer somewhere else. The two of them just spent their time with the regulars, with a couple of trips to the parking lot to freshen up.

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[b][i]edit PS:[/i][/b] I booted my Miss Kitty's girl after she gave me shit about money this weekend. For the past two months all she could talk about was how broke she was and how life sucked. This weekend was the last straw. We were supposed to go out to dinner and then back to my hotel. She showed up for our date two hours late and still wanted to go to dinner. She whined and complained all night about how bad her life sucks, and how cheap guys at the club are. She must have gotten 4-5 texts and as many voicemails from guys, but they were all "cheap bastards." Then back at the hotel she told me it was too late for her to stay because she needed to get up early. I gave her $100 for her gas and time, but she told me I still needed to pay her full rate. When I refused, she snapped an insult and left, then sent me a bunch of texts saying I owed her ("It's the same price if you fuck me or not") and I was just a customer not her boyfriend, blah blah blah. Not worth the fight... she's dumped. I've been seeing her for more than a year -- just another reminder that you never really "date" a hooker.

So basically I won't be going to MKs much anymore. Those of you guys who were PMing me about that club... sorry. I did visit Dollies the afternoon before I went to Chameleon, and iif I am looking for lap dances it will be my choice, but I'm not sure I am gonna be a regular there like I was at MKs. The girls are a bit lower quality, but they have hotter dances so it is a good tradeoff. We'll see what happens after C-Mowes opens.

KC Questor, thanks for providing that report on the Chameleon Club. I love the club, too. It sure would be nice if the Chameleon posted pictures of their ladies on a web site. I mean if particular ladies were hot enough, I'd take a 2-hour spin from Columbia any weekend to visit them. But I just can't drive 2 hours each way just to see if there are any at the Chameleon I want to meet. That's just too long of a drive for a blind date. Maybe you could offer this suggestion to management?