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Mongers,

I had a nice afternoon escape w/another curvy Kgirl Fri afternoon.

I love Woodland Hills. So close to home!!!

I love mamasans who leave me perverted text messages on my cell phone from month to month...

I arrived 37 minutes late. WTF! It was too hot 106 in Chastsworth and I was busy working and playing all day long.

I did not despair cause Angela told Connie, age 24, to wait patiently and she did.

I fell into her loving, soft, naked arms for an hour of lust!

I listened to the sweet sounds of Stevie Nicks and company on her stereo as my cock began growing in anticipation of another K girl conquest.

I almost bursted my nut in her surprisingly tight K girl snatch after only 15 minutes.

I maintained. Literally banging her in 4 different positions just to keep it from ending...

I finally blasted her bare hands, minus condom, w/what had to be a teaspoon or more of love.

She said, "YOU big one and make too much messy..." I LOL for real she was so cute. Having known her for all of about 48 minutes. I was very satisfied w/my $160 donation.

She has been here 3 years barely speaks english. Yet, she understood all of my disgusting racist fantasy f**k nasty talk. Oh, I am a sick puppy.

My play time is extreme. As is the conventional boredom and relentless normalcy of my married life. When I escape, if even for only an hour, I take off!

Ha, ha, ha I had fun. Even met a fly white college coed named Megan in the parking structure as I was leaving. Nice!

Too bad I am no longer free...

Peace, V da Sadist

P.S. Do not PM for intel. Unless, I know YOU!

Hey Vlad,

I checked this ******* and found a few spots With Latina and Asian massage, will share the info when it is in front of me see if you hit it for the rest of you feel free to spend years on the site, post a few hundred times and then others might share the days of Sepulveda and oxnard white building #202 13000 Sepulveday # 818-555-1212 Are long gone.

As are the amps camps tramps lamps kamps.

The way it is is the way it has to be.

Oxnard is a nice little oasis of AMPs. God bless Tanya at OSpa, who goes above and beyond the call of duty. She's old but I assure you that as far as attention to detail goes, she's high on my list.

There are other places, too. Just visit the boards. I mean, it's a 40 minute drive and you get FS for either 40/40 or 40/60. Don't be a big spender from LA and give any more NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE SERVICE WAS. All this does is raise the donation bar and perhaps lower the mileage for the rest of us.

It has been a while since I lived in the 805, but from what I remember, the places I frequented were:

1. Oriental Spa (On Saviers west of Channel Islands Blvd) - Tanya is the must-try in at this location. But everyone I was with was pleasant.

2. Oriental Accupressure (On Saviers and Bard) - I stopped going to this place for some reason. But one of the best-looking (solid 8) girls I ever f***ed in an AMP worked here. She was like a Korean Jenna Haze. On two occasions, I doggied her and ripped the condom off and nutted on her ass and back. She didn't like it the second time. I also had a 2-girl FS experience here, but they were not all that good looking (one was a 3 and the other was a 3.5)

3. MXM Chinese (On Channel Islands north of Ventura) - This place recently closed, but there were at least 2 girls that gave the most tantalizing soft massages. I haven't had one that compared to them since. And this was at least 3 years ago.

4. St. Mary's (Off of Oxnard Boulevard before the RR tracks when heading W from the 101) - Coco is worth a shot if she' still around. Leaving it to chance and letting the mamasan pick has never been upsetting for me either.

5. A1 - This is near the first two places but is off of Saviers. I wanna say Street J. Anyway, the draw of this place is latinas. Of the three times I tried this place, I just left a few teaspoons lighter. It is only a last resort in my opinion if you are craving latina twat. Latina providers generally suck. I don't mean to offend anyone, but the only time I had excellent Latina service was in that shady house in Pasadena off of Allen....and if anyone went there, you know exactly what I'm talking about: Rosie and Alex were f**king awesome. And if you knew about that place (which was called Honey's), you would know about Latinas Therapy off of Alhambra Rd near CSULA (Mya was a solid 8.5 stipper from the Hofbrau and Angela was a 1/2 Chinese 1/2 Mexican cutie. And if you knew about this place you know about their other location in Huntington Park, which of the three, is the last LMP standing.

Anyway, I monger a bit, but only post when I'm inspired. I mean, I went to GS in BP last night, but who hasn't?

I have 2 SGV Condo hookups that are not Mike/Jay/Ken/Sam from CL. One of them is a mamasan who has a very loyal Chinese lady named Katie who loves BBBJ and gives a lot of ball attention. She also showers with you and starts there with the BJ. She either enjoys sex with me very much or is a very convincing actress. And after you bust your nut, she gives you a hard massage (which sometimes hurts).

You can PM me for info, but don't ask for details if you are not someone that has more posts than me. I am not a "Senior" Member, but honestly, I am not a weekly monger. I have other hobbies. Mongering is distant third in my list of hobbies. But if you are a senior member who I have seen on here a bit feel free.

And for those with their own situations, I am in search for a latina provider (the younger the better) that is not some gangsta hoe who provides excellent service. I know that TJ is only 2.5 hours away, but like I said before, I don't monger on a weekly basis. I need some local meet to feed my d**k.

Loki,

Excellent Writeup.

I was wondering if anyone can confirm the existence of any sort of Armenian incall operation which is actually organized, like the condos throught Alhambra, Monterey Park, and Arcadia.

I figure that Armenians connected with Russian organized crime must have some sort of prostitution ring going. Perhaps the girls are not Aremenian, but Ukrainian or perhaps Russian.

I heard a rumor that a certain bakery in Glendale has a 2nd floor where mongering happens. I am very curious and would be delighted if the place was friendly to non-Armenians.

Any info would help. It's nice to see all the Armenian/Persian/Russian hotties around Glendale, but it would even be more nicer to go up in some of them.

Eastern European tail seems to be a rare commodity here in California. Such was not the case in Toronoto, where a lot of MPs featured beautiful Russian help. And when I say beautiful, I mean model material.

Tanya is no longer at Oriental spa... She opened her own place in Oxnard on Pleasant Valley Rd, name is Q spa... She still provides same great service but is always busy....
[QUOTE=Loki]Oxnard is a nice little oasis of AMPs. God bless Tanya at OSpa, who goes above and beyond the call of duty. She's old but I assure you that as far as attention to detail goes, she's high on my list.

There are other places, too. Just visit the boards. I mean, it's a 40 minute drive and you get FS for either 40/40 or 40/60. Don't be a big spender from LA and give any more NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE SERVICE WAS. All this does is raise the donation bar and perhaps lower the mileage for the rest of us.

It has been a while since I lived in the 805, but from what I remember, the places I frequented were:

1. Oriental Spa (On Saviers west of Channel Islands Blvd) - Tanya is the must-try in at this location. But everyone I was with was pleasant.

2. Oriental Accupressure (On Saviers and Bard) - I stopped going to this place for some reason. But one of the best-looking (solid 8) girls I ever f***ed in an AMP worked here. She was like a Korean Jenna Haze. On two occasions, I doggied her and ripped the condom off and nutted on her ass and back. She didn't like it the second time. I also had a 2-girl FS experience here, but they were not all that good looking (one was a 3 and the other was a 3.5)

3. MXM Chinese (On Channel Islands north of Ventura) - This place recently closed, but there were at least 2 girls that gave the most tantalizing soft massages. I haven't had one that compared to them since. And this was at least 3 years ago.

4. St. Mary's (Off of Oxnard Boulevard before the RR tracks when heading W from the 101) - Coco is worth a shot if she' still around. Leaving it to chance and letting the mamasan pick has never been upsetting for me either.

5. A1 - This is near the first two places but is off of Saviers. I wanna say Street J. Anyway, the draw of this place is latinas. Of the three times I tried this place, I just left a few teaspoons lighter. It is only a last resort in my opinion if you are craving latina twat. Latina providers generally suck. I don't mean to offend anyone, but the only time I had excellent Latina service was in that shady house in Pasadena off of Allen....and if anyone went there, you know exactly what I'm talking about: Rosie and Alex were f**king awesome. And if you knew about that place (which was called Honey's), you would know about Latinas Therapy off of Alhambra Rd near CSULA (Mya was a solid 8.5 stipper from the Hofbrau and Angela was a 1/2 Chinese 1/2 Mexican cutie. And if you knew about this place you know about their other location in Huntington Park, which of the three, is the last LMP standing.

Anyway, I monger a bit, but only post when I'm inspired. I mean, I went to GS in BP last night, but who hasn't?

I have 2 SGV Condo hookups that are not Mike/Jay/Ken/Sam from CL. One of them is a mamasan who has a very loyal Chinese lady named Katie who loves BBBJ and gives a lot of ball attention. She also showers with you and starts there with the BJ. She either enjoys sex with me very much or is a very convincing actress. And after you bust your nut, she gives you a hard massage (which sometimes hurts).

You can PM me for info, but don't ask for details if you are not someone that has more posts than me. I am not a "Senior" Member, but honestly, I am not a weekly monger. I have other hobbies. Mongering is distant third in my list of hobbies. But if you are a senior member who I have seen on here a bit feel free.

And for those with their own situations, I am in search for a latina provider (the younger the better) that is not some gangsta hoe who provides excellent service. I know that TJ is only 2.5 hours away, but like I said before, I don't monger on a weekly basis. I need some local meet to feed my d**k.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loki]I was wondering if anyone can confirm the existence of any sort of Armenian incall operation which is actually organized, like the condos throught Alhambra, Monterey Park, and Arcadia.

I figure that Armenians connected with Russian organized crime must have some sort of prostitution ring going. Perhaps the girls are not Aremenian, but Ukrainian or perhaps Russian.

I heard a rumor that a certain bakery in Glendale has a 2nd floor where mongering happens. I am very curious and would be delighted if the place was friendly to non-Armenians.

Any info would help. It's nice to see all the Armenian/Persian/Russian hotties around Glendale, but it would even be more nicer to go up in some of them.

Eastern European tail seems to be a rare commodity here in California. Such was not the case in Toronoto, where a lot of MPs featured beautiful Russian help. And when I say beautiful, I mean model material.[/QUOTE]You get the intel on that please pass that on, we all know including LE that every ethnic race in LA runs there own type of "ring" there use to be places west of topanga that had nice houses were there was drinking gambling and ****** straight out of the Sopranos, the eventual downfall of every place is unsatisfied or slighted customers who dime them out to the P.D., or nosy neighbors.

Le stands to reason claims mafia money and gangs, wouldn't this go by the wayside if it was legal?

I imagine a full service spa casino with model material girls where you can get a legit massage gamble party hang out in the sauna and bang a hottie.

Wait Vegas is already here .

I have always heard of Armenian "gangs" running Russian girls for hire, only found one r.m.p. off of devonshire that is now closed Many thanks to whoever turned me on to that, I think it was a friend not a poster but I have gotten the best advice from either friends or posters here.

If anything is found in the valley remember keep it to a select few who have given you intel in the past, or those you trust without reservation.

LE already is ahead of us getting complaints from neighbors and customers, we shouldn't make it any easier for them after all they get Paid to do what we pay for.

Keep hunting for those Quality secretive amps and other M.P.s I know Asians have quality joints, not open to Americans, some make exceptions if you are with someone who speaks the language and frequents the place I trust the secretive nature of things make it hard for us to find but it can't be that hard can it?

[QUOTE=Webcams]You get the intel on that please pass that on, we all know including LE that every ethnic race in LA runs there own type of "ring" there use to be places west of topanga that had nice houses were there was drinking gambling and ****** straight out of the Sopranos, the eventual downfall of every place is unsatisfied or slighted customers who dime them out to the P.D., or nosy neighbors.

Le stands to reason claims mafia money and gangs, wouldn't this go by the wayside if it was legal?

I imagine a full service spa casino with model material girls where you can get a legit massage gamble party hang out in the sauna and bang a hottie.

Wait Vegas is already here .

I have always heard of Armenian "gangs" running Russian girls for hire, only found one r.m.p. off of devonshire that is now closed Many thanks to whoever turned me on to that, I think it was a friend not a poster but I have gotten the best advice from either friends or posters here.

If anything is found in the valley remember keep it to a select few who have given you intel in the past, or those you trust without reservation.

LE already is ahead of us getting complaints from neighbors and customers, we shouldn't make it any easier for them after all they get Paid to do what we pay for.

Keep hunting for those Quality secretive amps and other M.P.s I know Asians have quality joints, not open to Americans, some make exceptions if you are with someone who speaks the language and frequents the place I trust the secretive nature of things make it hard for us to find but it can't be that hard can it?[/QUOTE]Interesting report. I've got some connects in Glendale, am looking into it. Not sure if I'd want to go there w/out a local. Used to know a couple russian-armenians (ruthless lunatics)!!

Mongers,

This reminds me of the good old days in da SFV.

I remember 1 spot "John Kallie" hooked me up w/in Sherman Oaks. This was 2-3 years ago. A Hungarian incall apt!!! Yes, they were 10+ model types.

And, I really do miss the China Doll house off of Vanalden. Something naughty about going into a residential address and banging LBFM's in broad day light.

Okay, boys find that hot Armenian incall pad. I'm sure it exists only for Russian/Armenian mobsters. Maybe w/enough $$$ they would open up to outsiders. Again I doubt it. Seems only Koreans & Mexicans in LA know how to pimp their women for profit on the open market...

Peace, V da Sadist

It's a culture thing, they think by keeping out foreign races it allows them to continue unnoticed. They seem to be into body shops and insurance fraud things from what hit's the newspapers. I am sure they have girls for rent too though.

To bad for them Glendale has many Armenian cops, who unlike white cops seem to be harder to bribe.

Glendale is scary as far as LE goes white, black, old, young it doesn't matter to the Jesus they bust everyone for anything there crazy.

For the tough stance on everything they take, it is amazing they have any crime there.

If LAPD worked 1/10th as hard LA could be beautiful.

Has anyone seen the "Brow Down" video on youtube? Originated from the kroq morning show. Go to youtube and search "brow down". Pretty hilarious for anyone who's ever had the daunting task of driving thru Glendale. No offense to any mongers who fit this description. It's all in fun.

Mongers,

Burbank & San Fernando PD are no joke either!

Both departments are filled w/motivated LE who, because they swim in a very small bowl, actually make an impact daily.

Slow down in all 3 of these 818 incorporated cities...

Peace, V da Sadist

So aside from the expensive Eros or ******** girls, is there anyway of getting some Baltic lovin'? Anything east of the Danube would do: Hungarian, Slovakian, Czech, Armenian, Turkish, you name it.

Of course there is, Loki...

Book a ticket to Prague, the cheapest East European capital with model material girls... See my mid May 2006 trip report in ISG. $25 per 30 minutes with a 24 y.o. Russian who doesn't speak a word of English, but DFK's like a teenager in love... Or $45 per 30 minutes with a Czech cutie who DFK's too and bbbj's like the Russian girl. Some will offer Greek for an extra $25 - $50...

Anyway, the L.A. Xpress or the L.A. weekly always have ads for Russian girls in the 323 area code (West Hollywood has a large Russian community). I never checked those out, 'coz Asians are my cup of tea, but you can...

Hey, that was my No. 100 post!!!

Don't I deserve a plastic watch with the USG logo?... LOL


[QUOTE=Loki]So aside from the expensive Eros or ******** girls, is there anyway of getting some Baltic lovin'? Anything east of the Danube would do: Hungarian, Slovakian, Czech, Armenian, Turkish, you name it.[/QUOTE]

Brother,

Your USG watch is in the mail!!! Ha, ha, ha.

Loki,

Please, start calling all of those Russian numbers in the LA weekly. Sadly, I have no time...

If it pans out PM us the results. I will gladly trade intel for worthy Eastern block tang!!!

Peace, V da Sadist