Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Herb Surfs]Went to Golden yesterday. I was a little apprehensive due to all of the busts that went down last week with MP's; but little Herb needed some exercise.

Mamasan was friendly as usual, told her little Herb was in the mood for Mexican. She said ok.

I'm ready and laying face down on the table (with my shorts off......Fling Me!!!) facing the door in room #2, door opens, a rather tall Latina walks in wearing jeans (you with me here Cash? jeans!).

She looks ok, not great; she asks, even before she closes the door..."you been here before"? I look at her with a Dirty Harry look and say "What the fuck kind of first question is that? She then asks, "you want full-service or what?"

I said if "or what" meant another girl.....then thats what I wanted and get me the Mamasan. Told Mamasan that I wanted a K-girl, I didn't like the latinas attitude.

A minute later in walks Kay, smokin hot little spinners body, shes tiny. Not much of a massage but the F/S was great and she gets into it. Much better choice than the attitudal latina.

On my way out Mamasan grabs me and says about the latina "her first day here". I said, "should be her last day here"! Adios.[/QUOTE]

I went to Golden a couple of weeks ago, and asked for a Latina. Mamasan must have been fresh out of Hot Tamales, because she sent in Kay who I think has been there the longest, and is her "go to" girl. She definitely is a little spinner and really gets into it, or is a very good actress.

I went to 2812 last Saturday night looking for a good massage, and whatever else was on the menu. There was a lady in her 30s named Lisa. She was a thin asian lady that looked rather nice. I asked for an hour massage and wouldn't you know it. I got the best full hour massage that I ever had from one of these places. It was a strong massage with a handy to finish it off. Lisa stated that she had taught the techniques to massage. I believed her.

I'm always skeptical with asking for an hour because I get a 35 min. Massage and ended up disappointed that it wasn't an hour. Not this time. It was the real deal.

[QUOTE=Rokr51]I went to 2812 last Saturday night looking for a good massage, and whatever else was on the menu. [/QUOTE]

Ok, so what was on the menu? And where is 2812? Nothing shows up in the search feature.

[QUOTE=JimmyPage]

I never went to suite "I" but had several good visits to "O", particularly when Mia was there.

I'm laying low for now like most guys but now that the cops have got their media airtime and supposed justification for blowing big bucks on prosecution of victim-less crimes, maybe they can do something constructive like catching that pervert in Aliso Viejo stalking 11 year old girls. Idiots.
[/QUOTE]I've been to "I" but not "O" Had a great time once and a horrible time once. BTW the 11 year old in AV was a false report.

Since I can’t seem to track down the whereabouts of Vic’s, I decided to try one of the places on McD. The RA was weary after a long day’s work, so I didn’t get a vigorous massage – but she was pleasant and tried her best to accommodate. No additional details due to other current events in the OC.

I've never had luck as bad as this place. I asked for Michelle and got her yesterday. Pretty cute as far as these places go w/tight sweatpants and tank top, cleavage, etc -

Massage was 1/2 ass, at best. Absolutely NO touching/getting near the boys either on my stomach or boys. What a fiasco after the flip - back and forth whether i was LE or not. Tried everything I could think of, way more than I've ever had to do, ever. And still no dice. Wouldn't even let me take the towell off of me. "that's illegal, are you police? you arrest me?"

She came back when i was still naked to give me some water and apologized and said "maybe next time". I told her maybe not because I'm asking for Lisa next time.

Would never reccommend her but that's just from my experience. Yours sounded much better. WTF? I've never had that LE issue before. Crazy.

[QUOTE=Wrenchy]There's a pretty good one between the 22 and Harbor off of GG Blvd. Across the street from a large hotel chain. It has great writings in the windows claiming they accept insurance and plans. The first recon mission I wnt on I got Lisa, a 25+ Vietmanize girl. She gives super great massages and even plays with the junk, usual story, after the flip she'll touch and feel and then the charades start and the LE? 's. I've been back there 7 times in 2 months and have ahd all the girls there. Michelle hardly works but she is the sexiest one and she'll do a HJ for. 40 and after an eternity of asking she did a half terrible BJ to finish me up. Actually I think she just wanted me to stop asking and pushing for it. My instincts tell me this place is going places. Search CL exotic for: "clinic"

Lisa & Michelle do seriously great massasges and both claim that's what they want to do but can't pass tests. Who cares really, they take care of you there for sure.
.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Jonathan1301]been ther once had a chubby girl (forgot the name) she did ok massage and ok HJ, she said she used to do full service but not anymore, among other things we talked (she was talkative) she told me her bf is in a gang and that he does not know her real job!

I don't want to be there when he finds out lol.[/QUOTE]

That would be 2812 W. Lincoln. This was my first visit to the place and all I got was a hj. I will be going back to see if there is more.

I guess any place that would use plastic wrap, could come up with a use for a Hula Hoop. Why would anyone trust their health and safety to plastic wrap?

Tried a few of the 50 for an hour places. Was looking for someplace with half decent girls wearing something other then jeans plus a good massage. Not so good results yet.

Hula-hoops: they stretch the sarawrap over it to make a elephant size condom. You guys are so stupid.

[QUOTE=Cash Value]Tried a few of the 50 for an hour places. Was looking for someplace with half decent girls wearing something other then jeans plus a good massage. Not so good results yet.

Hula-hoops: they stretch the sarawrap over it to make a elephant size condom. You guys are so stupid.[/QUOTE]

Cash-
When do you have the time and/or cash to try all the places you post on?

Those "hula hoops" are to help firm those 30-year old bodies which they advertise as 20 years old. They are weighted and covered in soft plastic foam. If you look in just about any CAMP, you will probably find one.

Fat Old Bill is worse with one of these than a regular lightweight Wham-O hula hoop but when he does it makes the girls laugh... sigh.

A side note on the saran wrap. I was on the phone telling my friend in San Francisco about the OC bust. She has been a rub-and-tug artist for many years. She said that she didn't want to hear anything regarding full-service activities and hung up. She called me up later laughing because she always wondered why a particular co-worker would take plastic wrap into her massage sessions and just realized they were for blowjobs.

[QUOTE=Mphound]I guess any place that would use plastic wrap, could come up with a use for a Hula Hoop. Why would anyone trust their health and safety to plastic wrap?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Qeast] No additional details due to other current events in the OC.[/QUOTE]

So why post anything at all?

I think we need to keep this LE effort in a proper content. The odds of you getting caught in a bust are remote. And even if you happen to be there during a raid, it’s not illegal to get a massage. ("I don’t know what might be happening in other rooms, but I just came for a massage.")

Even if LE happens to bust into your room while your dick is in some spinner (and you have a better odds on winning the lottery than this happening), it’s still not illegal to have sex with a provider. It’s only illegal if the sex is for money. And unless you or the lady admit to this fact, how do they prove it?

The real risk, and even this is unlikely, is if your masseuse is LE. But this is more likely to happen on the streets than in an AMP.

But posting information helps protect us all. If we know in advance what services ladies provide, the risk is reduced.

Be careful but don’t be paranoid. The only value of this Board is information. (Thanks again Jackson.)

[QUOTE=Mphound]Cash-
When do you have the time and/or cash to try all the places you post on?[/QUOTE]

Oh unlike the rest of you I guess, Im self employed and take 2 hour lunches. Plus Im single, have no family and ride a zebra around town. Hey I dont know I just have lots of time and make good money.

[QUOTE=Cash Value]Oh unlike the rest of you I guess, Im self employed and take 2 hour lunches. Plus Im single, have no family and ride a zebra around town. Hey I dont know I just have lots of time and make good money.[/QUOTE]

So thats your zebra I've seen tied up in front of OK. I've often wondered!

[QUOTE=Jon Jones]it’s still not illegal to have sex with a provider. It’s only illegal if the sex is for money. And unless you or the lady admit to this fact, how do they prove it?[/QUOTE]Actually, it is.

It is considered "unlawful genital contact in a public place"

Probably laws on the books to bust people boffing in their vehicles at the drive-in, but it is also being extended to include businesses in general.

Basically, anything other than a hotel room or a private residence is considered a "public place" under this statute.