Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MkePalace;2671450]That's perfect. I don't blame you! I just had dinner at a local high-end steak joint. I completely expected my steak to be 138 degrees when I got it but it was 137. You know how disappointing that is? I ate everything up and then went bonkers on them for not giving me steak at the right temperature. I was screaming and yelling and making a big scene. Then I busted out the front door without leaving a dime. Stick it to the man, I say. Horny hungry lives matter, my man! There's no room in this world for respect and common decency. If you want your needs met, you have no choice but to be an asshole! Can I get an amen?[/QUOTE]Amen. You couldn't have said it any better.

[QUOTE=DartMan;2656019]It seems the place that has 4 locations has closed. Called 108th & Layton location, st Francis, 27 & edgerton, all disconnected. Their location just south of 108th & layton had a very non-Asian male voice recording. Also Best Massage on 27th next to Target was closed Sun around noon. Maybe all the competition is starting to thin the herd.[/QUOTE]Heard from one of the competing owners these places got busted and the girls are out looking for work.

[QUOTE=MkePalace;2671450]That's perfect. I don't blame you! I just had dinner at a local high-end steak joint. I completely expected my steak to be 138 degrees when I got it but it was 137. You know how disappointing that is? I ate everything up and then went bonkers on them for not giving me steak at the right temperature. I was screaming and yelling and making a big scene. Then I busted out the front door without leaving a dime. Stick it to the man, I say. Horny hungry lives matter, my man! There's no room in this world for respect and common decency. If you want your needs met, you have no choice but to be an asshole! Can I get an amen?[/QUOTE]He gives all of us a bad name.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2672003]Heard from one of the competing owners these places got busted and the girls are out looking for work.[/QUOTE]Well that sucks. There were 5 AMPs on 27th st between rawson and Howard. Now only 2. The one didn't last long think it was called Hong Kong massage in basement next to auto parts store. I was there within a day or 2 of first add on BP. First visit was Russian finish on a nice set of the's. Tried getting oral but was told next time. Returned next day and she delivered CBJ. I've been chasing that unicorn ever since.

[QUOTE=MkePalace;2671450]That's perfect. I don't blame you! I just had dinner at a local high-end steak joint. I completely expected my steak to be 138 degrees when I got it but it was 137. You know how disappointing that is? I ate everything up and then went bonkers on them for not giving me steak at the right temperature. I was screaming and yelling and making a big scene. Then I busted out the front door without leaving a dime. Stick it to the man, I say. Horny hungry lives matter, my man! There's no room in this world for respect and common decency. If you want your needs met, you have no choice but to be an asshole! Can I get an amen?[/QUOTE]A MUTHERFUCKEN MEN MY BROTHER! Iv walked on plenty of restaurant bills and I don't feel at all bad about it. If theres a hair in my food or I get raw chicken or pork I aint fucking paying. No way.

[QUOTE=XkeyFan;2672324]A MUTHERFUCKEN MEN MY BROTHER! Iv walked on plenty of restaurant bills and I don't feel at all bad about it. If theres a hair in my food or I get raw chicken or pork I aint fucking paying. No way.[/QUOTE]So yeah title says it all.

Hey guys,

My first time to New Massage. Not bad. I got ready, and laid down w / o a towel. The lady I got wasn't bad looking. I think mid-forties. Good deep massage. On the flip, she saw I was was kinda up, and motioned to it. I smiled and said yes. HE was pretty good. I gave her the usual. 4 tip. She told me to come back soon. I will go back, More reports to follow.

[QUOTE=JeBiga469;2671659]I'm a newbie, but I have been checking out the postings for a cpl of years. I decided to start posting.

I got someone she called herself "skinny one". It was a decent massage. Deep tissue. She even got on the table and used elbows. I was allowed to do some playing underneath and some light teasing while I was on my stomach. On the flip she started playing and using oil. I wasn't allowed any roaming when I went between her legs. I didn't get any breast action either. Not bad. I think I will go back. Tip was. 4 and she thanked me and hugged me. She said come back.[/QUOTE]Stpped last week. Got Tia very unispiring massage. Left room several. Allowed no roaming and no he. Will not return. Any suggestions of where to go? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Reuedw;2673970]Stpped last week. Got Tia very unispiring massage. Left room several. Allowed no roaming and no he. Will not return. Any suggestions of where to go? Thanks.[/QUOTE]You must have given off LEO vibes because from what I have read, that place is pretty good. As for suggestions, please do like the rest of us newbs & RTFFs.

Gone there a few times last week and is closed.

Might be due to construction but I find it odd when everything else is open.

[QUOTE=LithoFox;2677663]Gone there a few times last week and is closed.

Might be due to construction but I find it odd when everything else is open.[/QUOTE]Hmm. I believe just last week I saw they advertised a $30/ hr special. I was tempted to go (because I'm cheap) but then remembered it was strictly a Self Serve place, and the massage I got there (only went once) wasn't very good.

[QUOTE=JeBiga469;2673204]Hey guys,

My first time to New Massage. Not bad. I got ready, and laid down w / o a towel. The lady I got wasn't bad looking. I think mid-forties. Good deep massage. On the flip, she saw I was was kinda up, and motioned to it. I smiled and said yes. HE was pretty good. I gave her the usual. 4 tip. She told me to come back soon. I will go back, More reports to follow.[/QUOTE]That is what a first post is supposed to be. You shared an experience and didn't come on fishing for info etc. Thanks for sharing, and I look forward to your future posts as well.

Do they have a table shower? Their ads say they do, but when I was there she (Lily) looked at me like I was crazy to inquire about a super. Those in the know, please confirm. Thank you. BTW, Lily's massage was just ok, and she is nothing to look at and she is sloppy flabby out of shape. However, she is ok with breast play and finish is good. Menu is more open than others for the right place.

The old Foot Palace at Mayfair Mall closed a few months ago. I stopped in today and noticed that it reopened under new management. Much to my disappointment, they have plenty of massage tables, but no actual screens or walls for privacy. Let's just say I miss when Judy (or Julie) worked at their old location on the second floor.

[QUOTE=SimpleMan8;2674904]You must have given off LEO vibes because from what I have read, that place is pretty good. As for suggestions, please do like the rest of us newbs & RTFFs.[/QUOTE]Saw wie wie all I can say is WOW!