Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=WalkingHard;6751634]Thank you so much! Yes! Completely agree! The shrill reviews ruined RM and it's bleeding into this site. Like when did these penthouse forum like posts become commonplace? This forum is starting to read like a subreddit for a bunch of Danielle Steele wannabes. No one wants to read a two page story about you and your conquest of a woman who was conquered by 15 other guys the same day. As Joe Friday said in Dragnet, "just the facts ma'am". Here's what I'd like to see in posts:

Spa Name:

Provider Name (s):

Estimated Age:

Bust Size:

Butt Size:

Menu Options:

Skill Rating:

Brief description: Her personality, massage skill, cleanliness of the spa, any other providers that were seen, etc.

I don't know what else I'm missing.[/QUOTE]Also they never state how busy these Spa's get. Or the Door Fee. I want useful Information. I been hearing so many stories sounds like somebody Is writing A freaking porn scene for Happy Tugging LOL. Also so many guy's bragging about banging the MT on the shower table I been getting turned off from using them at Spa's.

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;6752769]Hmm, you might want to have your hearing checked or it's bad English on her part. Monica and Varonica don't sound alike. I texted Monica and she said she is still at Kedzie with Doris. There is no third girl. She said she is going to 819 after work tomorrow, but definitely is still at Kedzie now. Plus, their X account doesn't have a new girl.[/QUOTE]About to plan that trip fr then.

Visited Lovely Spa this morning and had a good time. One girl working, Ella, probably around 30 ish. Ella has typical build, not thin, but not fat, decent sized c boobs and great nipples. She isn't a 10, but not a 5 either. After paying house fee, I get undressed and she came back in, but skipped the massage. She left the room to get her tools, and came back promptly. I opted for the BBBJ, which seems readily available. She cleaned me up with baby wipes, and then locked the main lobby door and the door to the room, that was new. She dropped to her knees and provided an excellent BBBJ. No deepthroat, but great suction, and fantastic eye contact. She was juggling the boys for a while and when I told her it was time, she swirled her tongue around the tip and looked right at me as I popped. She took most of it, and while I never saw her spit, I did hear her a couple minutes later trying to cough it up in the bathroom. Laid down with her on the table for about 20 minutes before she started stroking junior waking him up. She did a little BBBJ, but switched between that, HJ and Russian. It must have been slow, b / c we went over by 15 minutes until she made me pop again. It was cool, b / c I didn't think I was going to finish 2nd time and when I tried to leave she laid on top of me to stay. All in all, good time. May repeat.

Swung by orange which is usually a bargain. Got Amy who had this amazing figure, pretty big enhanced ones and I love a tiny waist and wide hips. Issue was the moment I put it in she starts moaning "cum for me" doesn't speak english otherwise. After about the 15th one in 5 minutes I just had her jack me.

[QUOTE=DailyGreen1;6752101]Been trying to get this post in for a min. The account creation kept giving me the database error. Then for whatever reason couldn't log me but when I downloaded chrome it worked. I guess I have to log in and write more.

Originally went to Kedzie spa to try to get Monica but got Varonica instead. (Apologies if I'm mixing up her name started with a V tho.) Paid for the full hour with everything included $$ Got a table shower which I never done before but man she got every crease and really in between the cheeks even offered to kiss down there which not really my thing so I declined. Then got lead to the room where she messaged me for a couple minutes before telling me if I added a bill she could bring someone else in to have "fun". I paid it just to see if the extra person was going to be Monica and actually curious since I never done it before and had cash to blow. In came Doris she was pretty decent and gave a really strong message before the fun. Duo was everything I expected and heard about the condom swapping was kinda annoying but it was really enjoyable having one suck on my nips while pounding the other. After a couple positions swaps with both ultimately ended with CIM veronica. Fun experience kinda on the fence if ill ever do one again tho.[/QUOTE]

So you got two for $$$

[QUOTE=HandyManny7;6752984]Visited Lovely Spa this morning and had a good time. One girl working, Ella, probably around 30 ish. Ella has typical build, not thin, but not fat, decent sized c boobs and great nipples. She isn't a 10, but not a 5 either. After paying house fee, I get undressed and she came back in, but skipped the massage. She left the room to get her tools, and came back promptly. I opted for the BBBJ, which seems readily available. She cleaned me up with baby wipes, and then locked the main lobby door and the door to the room, that was new. She dropped to her knees and provided an excellent BBBJ. No deepthroat, but great suction, and fantastic eye contact. She was juggling the boys for a while and when I told her it was time, she swirled her tongue around the tip and looked right at me as I popped. She took most of it, and while I never saw her spit, I did hear her a couple minutes later trying to cough it up in the bathroom. Laid down with her on the table for about 20 minutes before she started stroking junior waking him up. She did a little BBBJ, but switched between that, HJ and Russian. It must have been slow, b / c we went over by 15 minutes until she made me pop again. It was cool, b / c I didn't think I was going to finish 2nd time and when I tried to leave she laid on top of me to stay. All in all, good time. May repeat.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. Your post is at 4 something AM. First post on a new profile. I'm running right over there. LOL.

[QUOTE=MWiggly2;6753142]So you got two for $$$[/QUOTE]Typo $$ (since I need 10 characters to post adding this in).

Would you guys recommend a spa that has a girls with big boobs, they could fake or real doesn't matter. I'm okay with either L1 or L2? I've been hitting up t-pro lately and looking for a change, the ladies are on the older side and are kinda out of shape.

[QUOTE=DailyGreen1;6753221]Typo $$ (since I need 10 characters to post adding this in).[/QUOTE]4 bills we will the the talk down one day.

[QUOTE=Subarusti;6753745]Would you guys recommend a spa that has a girls with big boobs, they could fake or real doesn't matter. I'm okay with either L1 or L2? I've been hitting up t-pro lately and looking for a change, the ladies are on the older side and are kinda out of shape.[/QUOTE]T-Pro used to have nice looking Asian ladies. Them losing MiMi was A huge L. Now she's at some Spa on Ashland. MiMi is A very small hottie with very big boobs that she will rub all over your face. Also try Golden Dream just the street over on Chicago Ave.

One of my weirdest and most uncomfortable massage experiences ever- AI Shang Health Center. Upstairs in Chinatown, across the street from the Fire Station. They have this very strange, very uncomfortable "moxibustion" massage table. I didn't understand how it worked, but inside the table was some sort of light that was producing heat. Made for a hot, sweaty massage. The table felt like laying on a sheet of plexiglass. The massage I received was the most painful I've received, and that's saying something, as I'm something of a glutton for punishment in the deep tissue massage area. My entire back covered in red bruises.

Afterwards, which was after 10 and I still wanted a Spa fix and they're mostly closed, by chance I happened upon Windsor Spa (Pulaski, I think), which I'd never seen or heard of. In fact I might not have gone had I read the reviews on this site (I just looked at a few now). Anyway I was pleasantly surprised. Location sucked, but the girl who answered the door was a 24 year old cutie from Singapore named Ella. Super nice, cute, excellent English (English is taught in Singapore). I probably overpaid, we didn't really negotiate, I just kind of handed her a stack and went right to it. I think she said she was leaving in a few days. I can't remember the last time I had such a young Asian at a spa. I'm accustomed to the grannies.

[QUOTE=GMoney05;6753804]T-Pro used to have nice looking Asian ladies. Them losing MiMi was A huge L. Now she's at some Spa on Ashland. MiMi is A very small hottie with very big boobs that she will rub all over your face. Also try Golden Dream just the street over on Chicago Ave.[/QUOTE]Who would you recommend there? I think last time I was there it was Mandy but she pretty old as well.

Any one know if red lantern girls do Qv? I see they offer hhr and full hour but no mention of Qv. I texted the person but didn't answer question just repeated menu. TIA.

[QUOTE=GMoney05;6753829]They rush you so fast also It's like you have to "Pop" In like 10-15 minutes.[/QUOTE]The level of service varies radically from girl to girl, but Orange generally is a rush job. I went there early on New Year's Day and there were already two other dudes getting serviced by 9:15. I fucked the girl with the super hairy pussy (MoMo? AnAn?) and I banged the hell out of her even though she was being real fake and trying to rush me. The guy in the next room sounded like he was having a similar experience and I shouted him some words of encouragement. They seem to be having a lot of turnover based on their WeChat moments.

Yep, the rush job problem is very real. I really wish some of these mamas and papas would understand something that feels counterintuitive. Sometimes being un-rushed can actually get the job done much faster. I really get the impression sometimes that some of these girls genuinely (truly) have no idea what sexy is. Limited english is one thing, But the fake exaggerated howling, "oh yeah baby you cum now baby OHH" after a few seconds is a vibe killer, experience ruiner. I don't even know how many visits (no place in particular) that could have been totally fine were basically ruined because of zero foreplay, "ok you cum now hurry baby" after one minute.

Last review I wrote for Orange, event showed the girl the start time on phone to get her to understand we're on the same page about the session start time. Cute idiot nearly drowned me in alcohol and then tried to put the hat on totally soft.