Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HappyDave;1748045]Myself I like my Asian spinners to be very well trim if not smooth as a Q ball. I think a line up to see that at OS especially as the were in the old day's may just be worth the $20. 00.[/QUOTE]Okay, and thanks for the suggestions. Next time I wear my reporter's hat, I will investigate each provider THOROUGHLY in order to determine their physical trimness, and how alike to a cue ball they are, as well as all other attributes, such as height, hair color, tats, etc. Look for a future report!

By the way, I also like my provider to be as you do. The only exception is boobs. I detest large, or silicone enhanced boobs. Gimme natural!

Sorry, but it still goes against my nature to pay even one thin dime to view a lineup of any providers, in any MP, Asian or not. If we start paying to view a lineup, what will follow? A fee for towels? A fee for a bottle of water? Mouthwash? To offset the cost of the water used in the shower? The covering? As an example, look how the major airlines started out with a small fee here and there, and now, it costs almost as much for these additional fees as it does for the ticket itself!

I've always been of the opinion that presenting a lineup to a potential customer was in part, to secure his approval, as men are by nature, visually stimulated; and thus perhaps, it would make for a repeat customer, since the MP manager should know that physical attraction toward a provider is the first step in securing that satisfaction, and hopefully, a repeat of his business.

Just sayin'.

[QUOTE=HappyDave;1748045]Myself I like my Asian spinners to be very well trim if not smooth as a Q ball. I think a line up to see that at OS especially as the were in the old day's may just be worth the $20. 00.[/QUOTE]But only if the fee was deductible from the house fee if you accepted a lady! .... After all, OS old days it was pretty much guaranteed that you would be happy with at least one girl :)

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1748090]Okay, and thanks for the suggestions. Next time I wear my reporter's hat, I will investigate each provider THOROUGHLY in order to determine their physical trimness, and how alike to a cue ball they are, as well as all other attributes, such as height, hair color, tats, etc. Look for a future report!

By the way, I also like my provider to be as you do. The only exception is boobs. I detest large, or silicone enhanced boobs. Give me natural!

Sorry, but it still goes against my nature to pay even one thin dime to view a lineup of any providers, in any MP, Asian or not. If we start paying to view a lineup, what will follow? A fee for towels? A fee for a bottle of water? Mouthwash? To offset the cost of the water used in the shower? The covering? As an example, look how the major airlines started out with a small fee here and there, and now, it costs almost as much for these additional fees as it does for the ticket itself!

I've always been of the opinion that presenting a lineup to a potential customer was in part, to secure his approval, as men are by nature, visually stimulated; and thus perhaps, it would make for a repeat customer, since the MP manager should know that physical attraction toward a provider is the first step in securing that satisfaction, and hopefully, a repeat of his business.

Just sayin'.[/QUOTE]Silly Monger Tits are for kids. That said I would never pay for a lineup in fact would not pay the house fee until I was satisfied. You can never pry the money out of Mamason's iron grip.

[QUOTE=HappyDave;1748127]You can never pry the money out of Mamason's iron grip.[/QUOTE]Haha! You are so right. Where do these mostly 50-ish women get such a grip? I wonder if there is a training class for them!

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1747851]Last evening, as I am writing my newest thesis, hopefully, for my third PhD in Computer Science, to be submitted to M. I. T. (my others are from Harvard and Yale,) I developed the dreaded "Writer's Block." I called a fellow Mensa member for advice, as he usually has a solution to overcome it, which is why his PhD's are in Stylized Writing and the Effects of Temporary Inability to Compose Rhetoric for the Masses. (SWETICRM)

As expected, he offered a solution which seemed to be palpable, and it was: to change the subject at hand; embark on one alien from that on which I was writing my thesis, I. E, perform some investigative reporting.

I thought to myself how brilliant! But of course, what else would one expect from a member of Mensa?

So, utilizing a computer software program that earned my second PhD, I input data for all of the American-themed providers at MP's in the RI area, and let the software suggest which one should be investigated that evening.

Surprisingly, there was only one named: Simple Pleasures in Central Falls. The software also stated that there had been many negative reports written already by others for this one MP, and that an additional report most likely would only be deemed by the reader to be superfluous. I was skeptical of the result, so I changed some variables in the software, re-compiled it, and ran it again; but was given the same results.

Having the greatest of confidence in my software's analysis; I donned my softest Fedora hat, Brooks Brothers outer garment, and set off in the CL230 for Central Falls.

Arriving at my destination, I entered the edifice, and was greeted by an attractive (non-Asian) woman, who led me to a smallish room, whereupon she stated that only she and another provider were available, and then, asked for the house fee. I told her that I was at her place of business only as an observer, that I had not given her any indication that I was going to avail myself of whatever services the establishment provided just yet, and to please allow me to observe the other person, so that I might be able to choose between them; which as a customer, is my prerogative.

She responded that there would be a $20. 00 fee in order for this to take place. I responded in the most incredulous manner: "$20. 00 is to be paid to the establishment in order to view additional providers?" She responded in the affirmative.

I, in turn, responded in the negative; turned on my heel; abjured the location, and drove home, refreshed by my experience enough so that I could continue to work on my thesis.

DISCLAIMER:

If the casual reader of this report takes the preceding paragraphs (except for the SP part,) as fact; I hasten to state that they are crap. Bullshit, even.

And so too, is the fee SP wants to charge to view additional providers. Can you believe it? Well, do, as she was serious. Just unbelievable. According to my software program, a long time in business is not predicted for SP.[/QUOTE]They always used to give a line up without us asking. Business must be real bad for them to go that far.

[QUOTE=Smoke Screen;1748186]They always used to give a line up without us asking. Business must be real bad for them to go that far.[/QUOTE]Well, it's one of the few MP's I have never been to in all of my travels to RI, over the years.

And, I was bored out of my skull last night, and decided to check out a few places that I haven't visited, just for grins and giggles. I was aware of course, of the negative reviews others had written, and really had no intention of becoming a customer, I just wanted to see for myself.

I was really stunned when she asked for the money to see the other girl. In all of the visits I have made to AMP's over the years, never have I been asked for money to view a lineup, even at those AMP's at which I was a first-time customer.

I think you're right: business must be real bad for them to go that far, but I can't envision this policy making it any better.

NMS used to be one of my favorite places. I visited recently and was disappointed, the massage was good, and the finish was as expected, but the downside started first in the Table Shower, after geting off the table I noticed that I was standing in water, my provider also noticed this, and when I looked down the drain was clogged with a huge hairball. Gross, one of you hairy bastards must have been in before me LOL, she just kicked it aside and we proceeded to the room, after completition was the second downer, my provider just smoothed the wrinkles out of the sheet and left it on the table. This place used to be immaculate and it will be a long time if I even ever go back.

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma;1748231]business must be real bad for them to go that far, but I can't envision this policy making it any better.[/QUOTE]Another possibility is perhaps the 1st girl knew that the 2nd girl was much better than her, so you would pick the 2nd, leaving the 1st with nothing. So if you paid, she would not be empty handed. What a way to lose customers.

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma;1748163]Haha! You are so right. Where do these mostly 50-ish women get such a grip? I wonder if there is a training class for them![/QUOTE]They failed Happy Ending training, their kung fu grip was choking the chicken.

Made a late night visit to Refresh / ABC. Got there around 11:20 and I think they close at midnight so I expected to be rushed a little.

Had never been to ABC, but liked the Refresh BP ads about soapy body slide. I drew Jude, a pretty, very curvy K-girl from CA. Bubbly personality for so late at night. Paid the house fee. Did the table shower, but no soapy slide (I didn't ask). Made sure I was clean all over so I was hopeful. Into the sauna for a few minutes to dry off / warm up. Then back to the room.

Very basic massage. Borderline boring. A little teasing (and in the table shower too) , but nothing over the top. Then asked the question.

Didn't know what was on the menu so just told her how much I had to tip (only had $60). She was disappointed, so I suspect the menu is pretty big. She unrobed completely and joined me on the table. Alot of fun was had within the constraints of my limited tip budget. I didn't last long and went home happy, if rushed.

Will return and bring more cash next time.

[QUOTE=DevonA; 1748571]Made a late night visit to Refresh / ABC. Got there around 11:20 and I think they close at midnight so I expected to be rushed a little.

Had never been to ABC, but liked the Refresh BP ads about soapy body slide. I drew Jude, a pretty, very curvy K-girl from CA. Bubbly personality for so late at night. Paid the house fee. Did the table shower, but no soapy slide (I didn't ask). Made sure I was clean all over so I was hopeful. Into the sauna for a few minutes to dry off / warm up. Then back to the room.

Very basic massage. Borderline boring. A little teasing (and in the table shower too) , but nothing over the top. Then asked the question.

Didn't know what was on the menu so just told her how much I had to tip (only had $60). She was disappointed, so I suspect the menu is pretty big. She unrobed completely and joined me on the table. Alot of fun was had within the constraints of my limited tip budget. I didn't last long and went home happy, if rushed.

Will return and bring more cash next time.[/QUOTE]There are certain places you need to bring more than 60 and this is one of them.

[QUOTE=AsianLPGAfan; 1744794]I was getting pretty down RTF and was seeing the crowded FE parking lots. And still reading about One' shorting on time.

Cherry at least looked like she belonged in a 1021 line up, gave a full, hours worth, was even a bit playful and flirty.

She needs some coaching up, if that is capable, to get closer to anything resembling our old Favs from 1021.

But when you are stuck in the desert you can be very thankful to have a sip, of water again.

I can't complain being the old thirsty man many of us may be still.[/QUOTE]Ahh thank jesus the worm is turning. I have been low since the day in the fall that if found the door at 1021 locked and checked to see what had happened. Thanks for letting a starving man know that help is on the way. Just in time for golf season.

There's been a lot of talk over on the MA board about a woman named Bella who has her own place in Brockton. Since over here has been hit and miss (emphasis on the miss) , I decided to try. The neighborhood is okay, a slight step up from Providence. There is on street parking, but it's metered. Inside is very nice, a salon setup. Bella isn't the only woman there, but she had the glowing reviews so I went with her. No TS. The room was a little darker than I would have liked. The rub was more sensual than technique but she does rub you ALL over. And by that I mean if you see her, prepare for some penetration. Some guys like it, I don't. And I didn't like that right after she didn't wash her finger (s) and went right back to rubbing. I'm not saying I'm diseased but still, ick. The finish was nice, although I popped a lot faster than I would have liked. That was my fault, not hers. She does allow roaming. I was just about to meet the girls, but liftoff was early.

[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;1748748]There are certain places you need to bring more than 60 and this is one of them.[/QUOTE]I realized that about 30 seconds after I walked in there and was met with the bubbly, scantily clad Jude. Made the best of my limited funds that night.

I've hit a couple of duds at NMS recently. Does anyone have any recommendations? PM me please.

[QUOTE=Sr Diablito;1749967]I've hit a couple of duds at NMS recently. Does anyone have any recommendations? PM me please.[/QUOTE]Hola, Sr. Diablito:

No need for a PM!

Heartily recommended are Donna, Mimi, May and Julie.

Each with a different skill level and technique.

Hope you find them to your liking!

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1750024]Hola, Sr. Diablito:

No need for a PM!

Heartily recommended are Donna, Mimi, May and Julie.

Each with a different skill level and technique.

Hope you find them to your liking![/QUOTE]FYI. MiMi on vacation this week.

DT has reopened. Now all we need is for Lily's to reappear.

[QUOTE=Smoke Screen;1750416]DT has reopened. Now all we need is for Lily's to reappear.[/QUOTE]This is probably nothing, but I passed by Lilys yesterday and a Verizons Truck was in the fenced parking lot with another truck and car parked in the way back. The fence was closed. Probably nothing but then again.

Let's make this easy so that everyone can understand. When you arrive. Say one name to Mika: Co Co.

You can thank me later.

While I don't expect that the spa business has returned to normal, signs that the business in revived are encouraging. Please keep the reports coming. I'm looking to my business trip to the fine city in a couple of weeks.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Knight62;1750055]FYI. MiMi on vacation this week.[/QUOTE]Saw Julie last week, very cute spinner with excellent skills, will repeat.

Jack

[QUOTE=DaddysLookin; 1750479]Let's make this easy so that everyone can understand. When you arrive. Say one name to Mika: Co Co.

You can thank me later.[/QUOTE]LMFAO. Poor little CO-CO is going to "love" daddy long time! .

Stopped in last week got Julie. Washed everything in the shower then back to the room where the massage was 7 out of 10. The pre-flip tease was the best I ever had then the finish 8 out of 10 personality wise she is super friendly handed her the standard tip and she never looked at it when I was there. Heading there now to see her again.

[QUOTE=Member #4063; 1750848]Saw Julie last week, very cute spinner with excellent skills, will repeat.

Jack[/QUOTE]Yes, Julie is cute. I think "spinner", while appropriate in a general sense can be utilized to describe her, how about a different word for the ultra-small spinners such as her; for example,"munchkin." She makes up for her lack of stature by her skills, as you have said. A real sweetie.

[QUOTE=Momo2;1750436]This is probably nothing, but I passed by Lilys yesterday and a Verizons Truck was in the fenced parking lot with another truck and car parked in the way back. The fence was closed. Probably nothing but then again.[/QUOTE]Saw your report that Verizon was there yesterday afternoon and tonight their phone numbers are working again after months they were disconnected, although there's no answer. Could it be they're reopening soon?

[QUOTE=Smoke Screen;1748186]They always used to give a line up without us asking. Business must be real bad for them to go that far.[/QUOTE]Same experience here. Went there on Friday night. I been there once and had really good time with a white girl. This time again I asked for her. Had to ring the door. Bell twice and wait in lobby before somebody opens it. This time a black girl. I am not in to black girls so asked if "pearl" is there. The girl on the door said there is no girl like peral. I asked if there is any white girl working she said no. When I asked if I can see another girl she said I have to pay 20 for it. I am like go back to your fox hole. Flew from there to providence fountain street, where my fav girls are waiting.

This time I go, I will make sure if my fav girl is working before driving there.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I wanted Coco all to myself.

[QUOTE=DaddysLookin; 1750479]Let's make this easy so that everyone can understand. When you arrive. Say one name to Mika: Co Co.

You can thank me later.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaddysLookin; 1750479]Let's make this easy so that everyone can understand. When you arrive. Say one name to Mika: Co Co.

You can thank me later.[/QUOTE]So does CoCo have nice marshmallows and like whipped cream.

Sorry couldn't resist.

[QUOTE=Knight62; 1751355]So does CoCo have nice marshmallows and like whipped cream.

Sorry couldn't resist.[/QUOTE]You know Mika and original names. What is she, the 68th Co Co to visit Pvd?

[QUOTE=DaddysLookin;1751368]You know Mika and original names. What is she, the 68th Co Co to visit Pvd?[/QUOTE]Probably is. That name is very popular among Asian AMP"S around NY, NJ and Delaware. Like if I'm checking other places for the hell of it and I see names like Ruby, Candy, Pink etc I wonder if they are the ones that were here before. Well one can dream.

[QUOTE=DaddysLookin;1751368]You know Mika and original names. What is she, the 68th Co Co to visit Pvd?[/QUOTE]I met CoCo on Hooker Hill in Itaewon, South Korea!

[QUOTE=Chaturchand; 1751090]Same experience here. Went there on Friday night. I been there once and had really good time with a white girl. This time again I asked for her. Had to ring the door. Bell twice and wait in lobby before somebody opens it. This time a black girl. I am not in to black girls so asked if "pearl" is there. The girl on the door said there is no girl like peral. I asked if there is any white girl working she said no. When I asked if I can see another girl she said I have to pay 20 for it. I am like go back to your fox hole. Flew from there to providence fountain street, where my fav girls are waiting.

This time I go, I will make sure if my fav girl is working before driving there.[/QUOTE]Same girl met me as you reported. And, I too had to wait for a bit.

Absolutely the most stupid policy ever.

[QUOTE=Moonshiner;1751996]I met CoCo on Hooker Hill in Itaewon, South Korea![/QUOTE]There are many on Hooker Hill. BUT this one kinda looks like the pic, except with BIG NATURAL D Tata's.

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[QUOTE=MuffyTheDiver;1750854]LMFAO. Poor little CO-CO is going to "love" daddy long time! .[/QUOTE]I'm guessing that a) Co-co is the one Mika was telling me about last week and b) She's exactly what she said she'd be.

Damn me and my limited funds this week.

[QUOTE=Bonefish2; 1752389]I'm guessing that a) Co-co is the one Mika was telling me about last week and be) She's exactly what she said she'd be.

Damn me and my limited funds this week.[/QUOTE]Co Co is not going anywhere soon. She may need a hot water bottle, but that's about it.

Lily's will open on Tuesday morning!

[QUOTE=Madmaxtor;1752455]Lily's will open on Tuesday morning![/QUOTE]Just a reminder.

Since the wild wild west has returned, lets NOT get too generous with the ladies.

There has been a LOT of reporting of pushing tips higher and that has to end.

These are the standard tips and try to stick to them.

A hand Job, from coast to coast is $40.

Head comes in at about 80, depending upon the level of clothing.

FS at the dumps (Shrine, etc) comes in at $100.

FS at better places comes in at $140.

Wild Card: One Spa. Hot chicks, short sessions = leave them whatever you like, as they don't count it.

Guys remember, these prices are universal from coast to coast. Stick to them and we all prosper (even the ladies).

[QUOTE=Madmaxtor;1752455]Lily's will open on Tuesday morning![/QUOTE]Great news! Being a chicken shit, I will wait a week or 2 for some reports from braver mongers before I check it out.

I'm wondering (not complaining) why all the spas seem to be opening back up. Maybe a certain LEO lieutenant has been told to cool it?

[QUOTE=Postman; 1752644]Great news! Being a chicken shit, I will wait a week or 2 for some reports from braver mongers before I check it out.

I'm wondering (not complaining) why all the spas seem to be opening back up. Maybe a certain LEO lieutenant has been told to cool it?[/QUOTE]Oh, let's not do anything to aggravate him.

CAPTAIN.

He's a captain.