Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Stevemilw67;2668021]Ahhh. COURTNEY. I remember being weirded out by the office location. She was decent looking and gave me a HJ for a good 10 min. Her rhythm just wasnt on, so it became self serve when the time was up and she left the room. Only saw her once. Ahhhh. Memories![/QUOTE]I remember seeing Courtney when she worked in that old basement tanning salon on Forest Home called "Sun Club. " Smooth touch, not very invasive or therapeutic, but she did go full nude for me.

During roaming, she told me that I could, "touch everything but her Snoopy." That comment still makes me chuckle.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2668210]I remember seeing Courtney when she worked in that old basement tanning salon on Forest Home called "Sun Club. " Smooth touch, not very invasive or therapeutic, but she did go full nude for me.

During roaming, she told me that I could, "touch everything but her Snoopy." That comment still makes me chuckle.[/QUOTE]Gives a whole new meaning to the Great Pumpkin. Happy Halloween.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2668210]I remember seeing Courtney when she worked in that old basement tanning salon on Forest Home called "Sun Club. " Smooth touch, not very invasive or therapeutic, but she did go full nude for me.

During roaming, she told me that I could, "touch everything but her Snoopy." That comment still makes me chuckle.[/QUOTE]I remember her also. I would get BBBJ from her at the tanning place on Oklahoma. Then I got a couple of appointments at her apartment and will never forget that view of her in doggie position. She will be missed.

Newb here but just want to say I really enjoy reading everyone's post.

I look forward to contributing more as a gain experience. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Milwpussyhound;2668463]I remember her also. I would get BBBJ from her at the tanning place on Oklahoma. Then I got a couple of appointments at her apartment and will never forget that view of her in doggie position. She will be missed.[/QUOTE]I hate you people sometimes. I would have loved to have gotten a BBBJ and FS from her. The other I am pissed I missed out on BBBJ and FS was the little Thai woman near 84th and Oklahoma. Did everything but that and was so close.

Still looking back over my "career" I have most certainly experienced a few just like them. If it was meant to be it would have happened. Who knows, maybe I would have been the monger who ended up living with Courtney and having a kid.

Maybe I would have ended up with a pet Thai to take care of for the rest of my life. She was nice but then again I was with her for only an hour or so at a time and I was paying her. Courtney came across as cold, arrogant, and no clue how to do a massage. She had the attitude of "I'm a pretty, slender, blond, isn't that good enough?

Have been there twice. Both times were similar (I know, a real shock for an AMP). Neither offered more than a HE, but I did not push for more. Both girls were TINY and seemed younger than 30, but I am terrible at guessing the age of an Asian woman. They would make a mint at a "Guess My Age" booth at a carnival as far as I am concerned. Some reaching underneath and light teasing while on my stomach. Right to work with oil on the flip. They redirected my roaming when I went between their legs. They also both redirected when I came near their breasts. But they both worked hard to get the job done and took direction well. The first girl was named Kia. The other girl said her name was Tuesday. She then said, "Today Tuesday right? So that my name. ".

[QUOTE=CrackerJack77;2669949]Have been there twice. Both times were similar (I know, a real shock for an AMP). Neither offered more than a HE, but I did not push for more. Both girls were TINY and seemed younger than 30, but I am terrible at guessing the age of an Asian woman. They would make a mint at a "Guess My Age" booth at a carnival as far as I am concerned. Some reaching underneath and light teasing while on my stomach. Right to work with oil on the flip. They redirected my roaming when I went between their legs. They also both redirected when I came near their breasts. But they both worked hard to get the job done and took direction well. The first girl was named Kia. The other girl said her name was Tuesday. She then said, "Today Tuesday right? So that my name. ".[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience last weekend. Friday afternoon. I was the only monger there. The woman I had called herself Jasmine. 50's I would guess. Her english was good. Nice teasing but the he was all business. She just looked up at the corner of the room.

[QUOTE=NewtonBomb;2664105]Well, I took one for the team here. You can thank me by not going there. Walked in and told them I wanted a 30 minute massage, given a room, stripped and laid on the table. A cute young thing came in and started by giving me a swat on the ass. She made a pretense of rubbing my back, which turned into a light teasing of my balls. I thought it was promising, but she asked me to flip and almost immediately she grabbed my hand and placed it on my cock. I laughed and told her no, she continued to try to tease me but I had lost my erection and her attempts to alternate between tickling me and rubbing my legs just succeeded in irritating me, definitely not arousing me. Bad massage, no release, definitely NO RETURN.[/QUOTE]Yea that place is crazy. When they first opened like 2 years ago I had a massage and left out before paying. They tried to stop me at the door but I'm a big guy and I started going bat shit crazy. Eventually they decided I should leave. So I did. Fuck them.

[QUOTE=Redrox;2663868]Wondering if they are still closed? I am pretty far west and would like to save a trip to find out. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Went tonite and still closed.

Went to cudahy as well and they moved out.

So sad.

[QUOTE=XkeyFan;2671253]Yea that place is crazy. When they first opened like 2 years ago I had a massage and left out before paying. They tried to stop me at the door but I'm a big guy and I started going bat shit crazy. Eventually they decided I should leave. So I did. Fuck them.[/QUOTE]Big but not too smart I'd say. What sense does that make to not pay when you received the massage? I'm surprised they didn't take your plate number and call the police. That really could have caused you a bunch of problems if you'd think about it.

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;2671329]Big but not too smart I'd say. What sense does that make to not pay when you received the massage? I'm surprised they didn't take your plate number and call the police. That really could have caused you a bunch of problems if you'd think about it.[/QUOTE]I'm slightly crazy. I take no shit and I shoot first. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

[QUOTE=XkeyFan;2671408]I'm slightly crazy. I take no shit and I shoot first. GOD BLESS AMERICA.[/QUOTE]That's perfect. I don't blame you! I just had dinner at a local high-end steak joint. I completely expected my steak to be 138 degrees when I got it but it was 137. You know how disappointing that is? I ate everything up and then went bonkers on them for not giving me steak at the right temperature. I was screaming and yelling and making a big scene. Then I busted out the front door without leaving a dime. Stick it to the man, I say. Horny hungry lives matter, my man! There's no room in this world for respect and common decency. If you want your needs met, you have no choice but to be an asshole! Can I get an amen?

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;2671329]Big but not too smart I'd say. What sense does that make to not pay when you received the massage? I'm surprised they didn't take your plate number and call the police. That really could have caused you a bunch of problems if you'd think about it.[/QUOTE]Our penal institutions are filled with people who aren't too bright, are a little crazy, and "shoot first. ".

I'm a newbie, but I have been checking out the postings for a cpl of years. I decided to start posting.

I got someone she called herself "skinny one". It was a decent massage. Deep tissue. She even got on the table and used elbows. I was allowed to do some playing underneath and some light teasing while I was on my stomach. On the flip she started playing and using oil. I wasn't allowed any roaming when I went between her legs. I didn't get any breast action either. Not bad. I think I will go back. Tip was. 4 and she thanked me and hugged me. She said come back.

[QUOTE=Dogman788;2671588]Our penal institutions are filled with people who aren't too bright, are a little crazy, and "shoot first. ".[/QUOTE]Tell me something that I don't know.