Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GrunionRunner;6424335]I went to FC this last sat after the place I like across the street by the starbucks was closed. It was my first time there, had heard the name lucy and didn't know what to expect. I go in, lady at desk takes my money and as I walk to the curtained room in the back I pass up a slender, lovely vietnamese girl. I disrobe and get on the table, and the older lady from the front comes in. She's got a gut and small boobs, easily in her 50's. She's wearing a mask and I can hear her weezing as she breathes. Gives a mediocre rub and asks me to flip. Asks me if I want anything and I tell her no thanks. I get up to get my clothes and leave and she tells me to wait.

She walked me across to another curtained room with red light where a short busty vietnamese lady with crazy hair goes "you go with me. " I wasnt feeling it witht his lady cause she seemed really eratic and she's grabbing my dick telling me "you want suck? I number one! You want boom boom?" I keep telling her no and I start putting my clothes on. The lady keeps insisting "yes I suck number one." She gets on her knees in front of me as I'm starting to put my clothes on and grabs my dick and starts sucking it. I pull back. She hops on her table pulls her panties aside (she's wearing a night gown) and tells me "boom boom yes?" I said no. Gave her 40 $ and left.[/QUOTE]Best post I have read in a long time. LOL.

[QUOTE=TobeYoung;6423975]Been discussed here many times. Take the plunge and let us know.[/QUOTE]It's been discussed to take the plunge or that place in particular? I get sketched out going to any place other than going to a "massage center".

Out of the blue I get this text from this group on Bristol. Are they legit? They must be a sister spa to one I go. Haven't been there yet but just might if someone says it's worth visiting.

[QUOTE=GrunionRunner;6424335]I went to FC this last sat after the place I like across the street by the starbucks was closed. It was my first time there, had heard the name lucy and didn't know what to expect. I go in, lady at desk takes my money and as I walk to the curtained room in the back I pass up a slender, lovely vietnamese girl. I disrobe and get on the table, and the older lady from the front comes in. She's got a gut and small boobs, easily in her 50's. She's wearing a mask and I can hear her weezing as she breathes. Gives a mediocre rub and asks me to flip. Asks me if I want anything and I tell her no thanks. I get up to get my clothes and leave and she tells me to wait.

She walked me across to another curtained room with red light where a short busty vietnamese lady with crazy hair goes "you go with me. " I wasnt feeling it witht his lady cause she seemed really eratic and she's grabbing my dick telling me "you want suck? I number one! You want boom boom?" I keep telling her no and I start putting my clothes on. The lady keeps insisting "yes I suck number one." She gets on her knees in front of me as I'm starting to put my clothes on and grabs my dick and starts sucking it. I pull back. She hops on her table pulls her panties aside (she's wearing a night gown) and tells me "boom boom yes?" I said no. Gave her 40 $ and left.[/QUOTE]This report is to hilarious to be fake. The first provider wasn't Lucy. The second one was definitely her. Wild hair, new bolt-ons and the need to suck and fuck. You shoulda given her the 40 and let her fuck you!

[QUOTE=Fission20;6424019]Finally visited HM in SA near the bakery.

10 am.

They opened promptly, man and petite woman in short blue dress greeted me.

They asked how much time, went with 30 m /2 jacksons.

We go back door to left, she closes the door I'm quickly undressing but she comes in about 30 secs later I'm just standing there butt naked, she looks down then up at me and at this point I'm not sure why I'm even holding the towel to cover myself.

I lay down on my stomach, she gives a light massage on my shoulders, takes off towel tossed it on the floor. She leans in and is just resting her b cups on my head. I reach under and feel nothing but ass, no chonies? I find out later it was a g string. That takes about 5 m.

She moves to the groin and just tickles the fellas, I assist and nudge upward, about another 5 m.

She motions to turn around and points to her mouth, I say I want everything, she wants 8 jacksons, never had FS so I countered 6. She agrees, fully undresses, grabs a wrap and puts it on with her mouth, then she grabs my rod standing to the side of me. Flips her hair looks at me and starts sucking away!

I reach around and can feel her kat is dripping, so I rub her clit go in and out a bit, then I take a chance. I tease the backdoor, no resistance. So I slide my finger in slow ea time a little deeper. Nice and tight. No resistance no reflex.

She motions she wants me to pound her mish. So she sits on the table grabs my dic and shoves it in. Not sure if the kat is loose felt more like she was soaking but I went in easily for a woman maybe 5'2?

Pounding her I realize she likes it slow and she wraps her legs around me, lets out moans and cums. Now that she got hers I start hitting that hard she's gyrating, I reach under and rub her star and ask if I can go in. Language barrier was too much to overcum wasn't sure if she said yes or no, asked again. Still not sure she kept moaning and saying things in Chinese? So I ask her if I can cum in her mouth. Still can't get a clear answer, I point to her mouth and say cum.

She gets off the table and on her knees, I pull off the wrap and explode all over her face before she can get a seal on the rod. She couldn't, cum everywhere on her face, chest, her hands. She just giggled and I guess as punishment, she kept rubbing the tip with her thumb. Talk about post cum torture, my legs were shaking.

We clean up and I ask her name, couldn't answer me. I asked again. Seemed like she hesitated or processing and said. Amy.

I said ohh Amy ok I will be back to see you again.[/QUOTE]Is this the same tiny Amy from 2 years ago is she finally back?!

[QUOTE=Bronco;6423172]Stopped by this morning 0930 am. First customer. Washing machine running. Girls folding towels, bed sheets, and vacuuming. Another was scrubbing the restroom. Very clean.

Asked for Charlie today. Very pleased with her. Great massage and finish. Getting to be my new favorite! One monger came in 10 min after me. I was in the corner room. He was next door. As I left there were 2 mongers waiting on the sofa.[/QUOTE]How far can one get with Miss Charley, and at what damage?

[QUOTE=Rexlo;6424767]Is this the same tiny Amy from 2 years ago is she finally back?![/QUOTE]It was my first time there, but going off past intel, this one fits the description, definitely tiny, never had a woman petite like that.

[QUOTE=GrunionRunner;6424335]I went to FC this last sat after the place I like across the street by the starbucks was closed. It was my first time there, had heard the name lucy and didn't know what to expect. I go in, lady at desk takes my money and as I walk to the curtained room in the back I pass up a slender, lovely vietnamese girl. I disrobe and get on the table, and the older lady from the front comes in. She's got a gut and small boobs, easily in her 50's. She's wearing a mask and I can hear her weezing as she breathes. Gives a mediocre rub and asks me to flip. Asks me if I want anything and I tell her no thanks. I get up to get my clothes and leave and she tells me to wait.

She walked me across to another curtained room with red light where a short busty vietnamese lady with crazy hair goes "you go with me. " I wasnt feeling it witht his lady cause she seemed really eratic and she's grabbing my dick telling me "you want suck? I number one! You want boom boom?" I keep telling her no and I start putting my clothes on. The lady keeps insisting "yes I suck number one." She gets on her knees in front of me as I'm starting to put my clothes on and grabs my dick and starts sucking it. I pull back. She hops on her table pulls her panties aside (she's wearing a night gown) and tells me "boom boom yes?" I said no. Gave her 40 $ and left.[/QUOTE]

This is Awesome! Good for you standing your ground with your boy in her mouth! My experience is similar. The initial masseuse you got was Coco! Beefy chick with a raspy voice, laugh, and cough. When I flipped, she made a few attempts to get Jr. Going, but he absolutely refused; as did I. I stopped the massage, got dressed, gave her $20, and left. She didn't call for Lucy. Although, if she did, I may have let her give me a handy since I was already there. LOL. Great report!

[QUOTE=GrunionRunner;6424335]I went to FC this last sat after the place I like across the street by the starbucks was closed. It was my first time there, had heard the name lucy and didn't know what to expect. I go in, lady at desk takes my money and as I walk to the curtained room in the back I pass up a slender, lovely vietnamese girl. I disrobe and get on the table, and the older lady from the front comes in. She's got a gut and small boobs, easily in her 50's. She's wearing a mask and I can hear her weezing as she breathes. Gives a mediocre rub and asks me to flip. Asks me if I want anything and I tell her no thanks. I get up to get my clothes and leave and she tells me to wait.

She walked me across to another curtained room with red light where a short busty vietnamese lady with crazy hair goes "you go with me. " I wasnt feeling it witht his lady cause she seemed really eratic and she's grabbing my dick telling me "you want suck? I number one! You want boom boom?" I keep telling her no and I start putting my clothes on. The lady keeps insisting "yes I suck number one." She gets on her knees in front of me as I'm starting to put my clothes on and grabs my dick and starts sucking it. I pull back. She hops on her table pulls her panties aside (she's wearing a night gown) and tells me "boom boom yes?" I said no. Gave her 40 $ and left.[/QUOTE]Man, that was a great read! I'm still smiling while I type this LOL.

I believe every part of this review ha ha, but my question is, dude. Who is the "slender, lovely" viet girl?

[QUOTE=HandyLover;6425313]This is Awesome! Good for you standing your ground with your boy in her mouth! My experience is similar. The initial masseuse you got was Coco! Beefy chick with a raspy voice, laugh, and cough. When I flipped, she made a few attempts to get Jr. Going, but he absolutely refused; as did I. I stopped the massage, got dressed, gave her $20, and left. She didn't call for Lucy. Although, if she did, I may have let her give me a handy since I was already there. LOL. Great report![/QUOTE]I don't know about you but even ugly women with their hand on my cock gets hard. That's just me LOL.

[QUOTE=AlexRodriguez;6425671]Man, that was a great read! I'm still smiling while I type this LOL.

I believe every part of this review ha ha, but my question is, dude. Who is the "slender, lovely" viet girl?[/QUOTE]Idk. She had a tight little body. She was wearing a mask but she seemed quite cute she even smiled as the big gal took me to the back.

I was picking up lunch at Bangkok Corner today around noon which is right next to TLC Day Spa today and there were 2 CMPD SUVs blocking the entrance / exit to the parking lot from Newport Blvd. There was also an unmarked black Ford Explorer parked right in front of the spa entrance, be careful out there.

This place has quiet down a bit so I decided to stop by. Greeted by a pretty tall gal around 5'8". She lead me to the room and I was greeted by Ana (think that's her name) who came in dressed in one of those Japanese sailor outfits. She was pretty chatty, loves calling you baby. She's around 5'2-5'3", small B's, a bit of belly, seem to be in her late 30's with a bubbly attitude.

Started off w / a standard 5 minute massage, she really knows how to set the mood with her moaning as she rubs back and neck. Then she got some oil and worked on my ass and reached under to grab junior. I lifted up a bit to help her out and it was good, she jerked me for a few minutes before I flipped over. Agreed on 1. 2 (. 4 for 1/2 hr). So 1. 6 all together.

She left and came back. This was a first for me, she asked if condom or no condom. So she started with a BBBJ and after a few minutes I put my had on her head and guided her. Sh seemed to really enjoy that and then some ball sucking. Put on the rubber and she started off in cowgirl. Then missionary where I got her to cum. Whispered to her do you like doggy, and she smiled and said yes, that's good. Started slow and started pounding her good from behind. I had her put her legs together in the prone position. Went for another couple minutes and finished.

She wiped me down and gave me their stamp card.

[QUOTE=Alowicious;6419828]Dropped by Coconut for the first time in a while. I don't like places that get too popular, and y'all blew it up a while back. It's settled back down now.

Drew Kiki, a short, mid-20's baby-face super-cutie with long straight hair and friendly personality. Surprisingly decent strong massage.

On the flip she tells me her friend Tom is hanging around, which was definitely not what I wanted to hear at all. She pulled down her top to reveal a pair of perky and youthful Bs with perfect gumdrop nips, and we settled on a BBBJ. I'm not much of a BJ fan, doesn't really do much for me, but her skills were incredible. Sloppy, wet, and while she has a wonderful smile, when slobbering on my knob I swear she must have been absolutely toothless. She almost made me a convert!

I overpaid at $140 + $40, but it's hard to say No to someone so young and cute at such a consistent place that's always been a favorite of mine.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update. I still need to try this place.

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;6424788]How far can one get with Miss Charley, and at what damage?[/QUOTE]As I always say YMMV. What I get you might not and vise versa. We all don’t get what the other guy gets.

This time I tipped 60.