Massage Parlor Reports

Thanks for checking this out. A few Qs -.

1) where's the actual location? Is it in Weho? Near the burger joint or elsewhere?

2) Are walk-ins possible or not really?

3) is it like a strip club vibe or AMP? Like is there strip club muscle head security etc. Or mamasan vibes?

4) what was your total damage / services?

5) would you return?

[QUOTE=Labozynes;6491953]Pricey and dodgy. They give you the address of the burger place instead of the true den. Once you passed the whole bait-and-switch test you'd find yourself in a hallway no different than your typical Ktown back alley MPs. There's ring camera, reception, then a pair of unnecessary double doors into the joy department.

You'll be greeted with a makeshift 3-seat lap dance set up which is laughable. Got to give 'them props for the hourglass trinket on the coffee table.

Seats are separated by curtains so you can peak into the next booth and enjoy another gal rubbing her butt on the monger's crotch. Just sayin' it could happen. And there are "bedrooms" where the massage occurs.

They will charge the full amount before letting you see the real dish. $. 40 for a lap dance (even with free alcohol) is insane. $$ for a half hour half-assed "nuru" is a crime. FS is on the table, likely double the house fee. Girls are not bad, but you're paying for the "atmosphere" and the option to have a drink with them.

I think the mysterious vibe is a bit overkill.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LAmong;6492811]Thanks for checking this out. A few Qs -.

1) where's the actual location? Is it in Weho? Near the burger joint or elsewhere?

2) Are walk-ins possible or not really?

3) is it like a strip club vibe or AMP? Like is there strip club muscle head security etc. Or mamasan vibes?

4) what was your total damage / services?

5) would you return?[/QUOTE]Good questions, you might get faster response by texting that number. But I'll decipher them for a fellow monger:

1. Weho, across the street from the burger next door to a body shop.

2. Gate code needed (meaning no walk-ins for newcomers).

3. Latest fusion style of strip club + MP: Seating for lap dance + Private rooms w / massage bed, complimentary alcohol & drinks.

4. 200 for 30 min massage, or in my case more like 5 min lap dance + 20 min nuru + 5 min BJ / HJ (depending on your charm I guess).

5. Unlikely.

Seems like she's right on the cusp of legit and rub and tug; anyone have any intel? I'll prob TOFTT anyway but wanted to check here first.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/30847/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Biggie2001;6493878]Seems like she's right on the cusp of legit and rub and tug; anyone have any intel? I'll prob TOFTT anyway but wanted to check here first.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/30847/[/URL][/QUOTE]She has lots of pings on that number and all in these places where normees are all "alma cured all my problems and now when I shit it smells like roses" no review like "I nutted so hard my ass propelled through the table. "

If you monger on the westside, you know that the scene has become something akin to this epic scene [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSW2pPlZF-M[/URL].

One of the most sporadically unpredictable venues is 13 XX Westwood, upstairs across from the hair removal place that apparently uses a combination weed whacker and wood chipper.

The place is run by an absentee mamasan who texts you from remote location, and then three ways with the gal in the room.

Lately, the staff has been:

Druggie brunette. Was willing to work around the mamasan and blow me direct for 200.

Hefty blonde gal. Real pics, into camel sliding, weak dick work and breath that makes me think she lives off 4% milk.

Darker gal. Who rolls all around you for 200 and then upsells you into a handie for an extra 100. I complained to the owner.

The ads are on bed page, and if it reference a studio in Westwood, that is it.

[QUOTE=TomCody1986;6475682]So I took the plunge w the westside Colombians, aka luxe spa, now open in what I would call WestChester.

I found the rumors to be true. Simple, clean set up. But chubby and uninspired therapists. I saw Sammie for $. 4 for "Nuru L2" didn't even get her bra off, let alone any kind of B2 B activity. She put on the wrapper before I was "ready" which was really odd.

That said, I would consider giving it a different shot, which says more about the options in LA than the fun I had.[/QUOTE]There are better available. Saw Jasmine today. Colombian, bid naturals and ass. 6 in the face. Paid for BBBJ, did not receive it after agreeing to it. $150 and didn't get all the agreed upon services. There are better experiences available.

Well, I am going to need a new MP. A girl promised me that she would blow me next time. Well, this was the next time and she said no BJ cause too much oil. I am done with the place.

[QUOTE=BroHymn;6484492]Wow it's been a long time since I saw tammy. Last time I saw her, either there was a cleanliness issue or she used way too much shitty baby oil because I got a rash on some of my non-crotch areas. Not so fun.[/QUOTE]Tammy is using Irene's place. Irene is the cleanest provider out there.

I was a little skeptical of this spot due to the red flags and how new it was. I think there are better spots out there.

[QUOTE=Labozynes;6491953]Pricey and dodgy. They give you the address of the burger place instead of the true den. Once you passed the whole bait-and-switch test you'd find yourself in a hallway no different than your typical Ktown back alley MPs. There's ring camera, reception, then a pair of unnecessary double doors into the joy department.

You'll be greeted with a makeshift 3-seat lap dance set up which is laughable. Got to give 'them props for the hourglass trinket on the coffee table.

Seats are separated by curtains so you can peak into the next booth and enjoy another gal rubbing her butt on the monger's crotch. Just sayin' it could happen. And there are "bedrooms" where the massage occurs.

They will charge the full amount before letting you see the real dish. $. 40 for a lap dance (even with free alcohol) is insane. $$ for a half hour half-assed "nuru" is a crime. FS is on the table, likely double the house fee. Girls are not bad, but you're paying for the "atmosphere" and the option to have a drink with them..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yahoowho;6492759]Irene offers a full menu of services in her Hollywood studio / apartment. For more info go to [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42490/[/URL].[/QUOTE]When did you see her? Was it recently? What was the service and donation?

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45358/[/URL]

Anyone try her out yet?

I've run out of patience with massage finder and HX. What other websites do you use to find providers? PD shocked me at the outrageous rates and long lists of DON'TS.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=StikkyOne;6500295]I've run out of patience with massage finder and HX. What other websites do you use to find providers? PD shocked me at the outrageous rates and long lists of DON'TS.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Rubmaps, bro. Lots of simps there but, still works just fine.

YesYes < anyone have any info on Crystal massage acupuncture, in LA echo park, Glendale Ave?

I am going to 1254 ww today and then I am going to get a psychic reading from the coked up Bulgarian girl next door. Fuck wharf and fuck the fucken Diaz brothers.

Anyone seen her before [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43921/[/URL].

[QUOTE=BadAssCb91;6504969]Anyone seen her before [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43921/[/URL].[/QUOTE]Massagefinder is all legit, right?

[QUOTE=AsianPussy;6505189]Massagefinder is all legit, right?[/QUOTE]Seems like it right 👎 going thru ads trying to decipher any key words or hints in photos that might lead to extras.

[QUOTE=AsianPussy;6505189]Massagefinder is all legit, right?[/QUOTE]MF is mostly legit but the last provider from that site I tried wound up topless giving a quality HJ in addition to a great massage. That was a couple of months ago. I'd link but her ad isn't there at the moment. There are also a couple up there now who I've gotten extras from (BBBJ, FS, etc.) but several years back so not sure if they've gone legit now or or not. Very difficult to read through the words or pics for hints that extras are available on that site. All-in-all though, my success rate for extras on MF is about 50%.

Here are a few I'm tempted to try. Anyone seen any of these or had success with any others currently listed?

Muslima [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43668/[/URL].

Jennie [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/41054/[/URL].

Alejandra [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44265/[/URL].

Yes, if you want to go to OC, its a great massage from a cmt.

[QUOTE=ISpySomething;6464831]Anyone know a great CMT or legitimately therapeutic / good massage? Bonus points with a happy ending either guaranteed or offered. Thank you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Maxen;6505236]Seems like it right 👎 going thru ads trying to decipher any key words or hints in photos that might lead to extras.[/QUOTE]Maybe LA sucks. Florida is all sunshine and great ending.

[QUOTE=Yahoowho;6492759]Irene offers a full menu of services in her Hollywood studio / apartment. For more info go to [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42490/[/URL].[/QUOTE]I noticed her Massage Finder and HX ads are gone.

I went there recently and glad the mask requirement is now gone. J and nana from zen are gone sadly. I got apple and she was old af.

Any pointers near the 90044 area? Lookin to start from somewhere.

[QUOTE=ParlorPlug;6505878]Any pointers near the 90044 area? Lookin to start from somewhere.[/QUOTE]Good move. 90044 is a lot like the Palisades or Brentwood, and is much sought after for its contribution to the arts and literature, it is a hot real estate market always.

I guess try not to get shot in the torso?

Blue Moon spa in Passdena is amazing and feel like a new man.

Went to 1254 ww.

Taking one for the team.

Serviced by a mercenary named yo yo or yu yu. Did that awful saran wrap thing. They have in the room the cameras they have on the screen, there is one in the front, the back, the hallway, the rear area, and the mars rover. Weird set up to have the girl watch the monitor while choking you.

Walls do not go up to the ceiling, lights are on too bright, the other girls working there looked kind of maudlin. Probably will not go back to skyfoot therapy.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6506475]Went to 1254 ww.

Taking one for the team.

Serviced by a mercenary named yo yo or yu yu. Did that awful saran wrap thing. They have in the room the cameras they have on the screen, there is one in the front, the back, the hallway, the rear area, and the mars rover. Weird set up to have the girl watch the monitor while choking you.

Walls do not go up to the ceiling, lights are on too bright, the other girls working there looked kind of maudlin. Probably will not go back to skyfoot therapy.[/QUOTE]It's not always a dub but it is part of the game. Solid report bro, thanks.

Anyone try this place:

[URL]https://hidekospa.com/[/URL]

Looks like exactly what I would love, but probably legit right? I'll TOFTT when I have time, but if anyone has been, let me know.

I did a search and couldn't find any info. Are they all old milfs or grannies like in Vegas or Seattle with wam bam and out the door service? I'm curious about the one out in Rowland Hts, its in a nice area. Have there been any busts at these C houses? Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=AsianPussy;6508872]Anyone try this place:

[URL]https://hidekospa.com/[/URL]

Looks like exactly what I would love, but probably legit right? I'll TOFTT when I have time, but if anyone has been, let me know.[/QUOTE]"Probably"? I've never seen a jack shack put that much money into their online presence.

[QUOTE=AsianPussy;6508872]Anyone try this place:

[URL]https://hidekospa.com/[/URL]

Looks like exactly what I would love, but probably legit right? I'll TOFTT when I have time, but if anyone has been, let me know.[/QUOTE]The rooms have no locked doors.

There are no pictures of me with my 10.2 inch cock.

The place says "stress relief" as one of its options.

2 out of 3 point to legit.

P.S, the place is as legit as the true story on the blow in the west wing.

Did some sleuthing for the location I moved to and the best spot I could find is probably Moore Massage Spa. A few reviews for it, one from here and a few on TER. Plan to go soon but not sure how soon. 350 for nuru is a lot and not sure I want to start on her lower options. She has an instagram (not to mention rates) on her official website to see her.

[QUOTE=ParlorPlug;6505878]Any pointers near the 90044 area? Lookin to start from somewhere.[/QUOTE]The blade on Fig is near you. Might try the stroll out.

Anyone try Lee in the Marina lately? I see some reports of a mixed ethnic staff on rubmaps. My assumption is it's all Asian grandmothers like basically all other west side spas.

But we all keep trying like fools!. I may check it out soon.

[QUOTE=TomCody1986;6511586]Anyone try Lee in the Marina lately? I see some reports of a mixed ethnic staff on rubmaps. My assumption is it's all Asian grandmothers like basically all other west side spas.

But we all keep trying like fools!. I may check it out soon.[/QUOTE]The place seems to be terminal. First off, it is smack dab, on god, no caps, dead ass, next to the panda express. Which, I learned, has no meat stock in the noodles. And right on the panda express are the busiest bank of ATMs since that shitshow at the b of a in north Hollywood in 1998 with the armored bandits and 45 minutes of free fire.

So, privacy and avoiding the shame of jerking off by Asian seniors is out the window.

Second, the place is owned by a dude who runs a shithole in the valley and could not even come up with an original name for the place.

Third, the time I went there, this Asian granny came out. I mentioned that back when I had a rub membership there was some fat Latina available. She informed me that the entire site has no provenance at all and I agreed and canceled my subscription. The granny, who looked kind of like a pinky, offered me a half hour. I was disturbed by the names in the sign up sheet (Leonardo the vinci- really) and her looks as I thought I might fart and blow her back to the iron age.

So, it is a confirmed fuk ass shit place. The panda express is very busy at times and those noodles are pretty good.

[QUOTE=TheWhiteDenzel;6431847]Hi. A monger I know recently saw this Natalie at that Venice AMP (BBFSCIP he says) and swears that she's Masumi under a different name. Any possible validity to this claim?[/QUOTE]What is actual name of Thai MP in Venice? Couldn't find searching.

[QUOTE=AdGuy888;6513492]What is actual name of Thai MP in Venice? Couldn't find searching.[/QUOTE]I went there last year, actually thought it was legit and she haggled with me pretty hard.

I think she wanted $100 for a HE and 200 if the tits came out. I hate haggling so I left unsatisfied.

Love to hear other experiences, I'd go back if the price was more reasonable, the girls were cute.

Had a nice visit at this FS spa, so I wanted to share my experience.

Saw 'Lucy' here, she greeted me at the door with a cool dress which showcased her large rack. I'd guess her boobs were D cup but enhanced but still real feeling. Her body overall is a 9 for me and my preferences and in comparison to talent at these types of spots. Agreed on a good price for FS similar to Chinese apt prices but with the massage fee. Session was very good and I mostly pounded away in mish and had a great time doing so. Above average booty for a Asian girl. Will head back tomorrow to try the other girl too as with these types of spots the better girls are always working at the same spots.

[QUOTE=AdGuy888;6513492]What is actual name of Thai MP in Venice? Couldn't find searching.[/QUOTE]Its called I sabai in Venice, and she doesn't actually offer BBFS CIP she uses a thin female condom that you can tell pretty easily once you slide it in her. The prices are reasonable $200 for FS. Natalie isn't Masumi LOL, she is a chubby Thai girl and she has a noticeable lazy eye, she is pretty nice and offers an actual massage that's pretty decent. The other girls there offer the same shit and are really petite. Its not some hidden gem LOL. There is Won Acupuncture in Lennox for some thick Latinas. And other Asian spots in LA are better.