Massage Parlor Reports

First I dreamed of scheduled appointment at Healthy Habits, in my dream I phoned around 10 am To schedule an appointment for 2 pm, in my dream I called that I would be a few minutes late due to the weather, and was assured that she would be waiting. I arrived a five minutes after 2, to find out she had just started a session with a fellow monger (thank you to the Bastard that took my time slot). She came out and apologized, and asked if I could wait 20 minutes. I was pissed and walked out. I texted her later to express my disappointment, and she apologized again and said she would make it up to me. Not sure I'll go back. Stephanie is originally from Pacific massage on 44th, and I wasn't impressed with her there.

My second stop was at Relax massage on 28th near Breton where I drew Tina as my therapist. I was asked to wait 10 minutes and I waited because her nipples were hard, and I was curious.

The massage was so, so. Used her arms and elbows to work out some knots. At the flip I dreamed she asked how much I tip, and when I offered $40, she said it was $60 for topless. I told her all I had was $40, and she worked loose just one breast (I guess it is $30 a nipple). Very cute, and very responsive nipples. I left happy, and if she isn't acting was happy with the nipple play.

I dreamed she told me that it was $100 for a full nude massage, and that more was possible at that price. The little brain will have me go back to see what more is available, the big brain wants to see if anyone else has gotten more from her.

Paid $90 total (forgot my change from the house fee, and tipped $40.

[QUOTE=CapAugieNemo;2517613]First I dreamed of scheduled appointment at Healthy Habits, in my dream I phoned around 10 am To schedule an appointment for 2 pm, in my dream I called that I would be a few minutes late due to the weather, and was assured that she would be waiting. I arrived a five minutes after 2, to find out she had just started a session with a fellow monger (thank you to the Bastard that took my time slot). She came out and apologized, and asked if I could wait 20 minutes. I was pissed and walked out. I texted her later to express my disappointment, and she apologized again and said she would make it up to me. Not sure I'll go back. Stephanie is originally from Pacific massage on 44th, and I wasn't impressed with her there.

My second stop was at Relax massage on 28th near Breton where I drew Tina as my therapist. I was asked to wait 10 minutes and I waited because her nipples were hard, and I was curious.

The massage was so, so. Used her arms and elbows to work out some knots. At the flip I dreamed she asked how much I tip, and when I offered $40, she said it was $60 for topless. I told her all I had was $40, and she worked loose just one breast (I guess it is $30 a nipple). Very cute, and very responsive nipples. I left happy, and if she isn't acting was happy with the nipple play.

I dreamed she told me that it was $100 for a full nude massage, and that more was possible at that price. The little brain will have me go back to see what more is available, the big brain wants to see if anyone else has gotten more from her.

Paid $90 total (forgot my change from the house fee, and tipped $40.[/QUOTE]Was it this Tina? [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/full-body-massage-relax-for-only-35half-hour/12488351[/URL].

Hadn't been to Panacea for awhile, so ended up seeing Aliese (was the only one there). Kinda cute, OK figure with decent, but saggy boobs. Topless: yes. Personality: average. Enthusiasm: average. MS: average. HE: average. Roaming: just her boobs. Time: full hour. 60/40 Probably won't repeat, as other providers seem to be more fun.

[QUOTE=Grube;2517620]Was it this Tina? [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/full-body-massage-relax-for-only-35half-hour/12488351[/URL].[/QUOTE]No, I've seen Tina there. She is a young (20's? I can never tell) Chinese girl.

[QUOTE=CapAugieNemo;2517613]First I dreamed of scheduled appointment at Healthy Habits, in my dream I phoned around 10 am To schedule an appointment for 2 pm, in my dream I called that I would be a few minutes late due to the weather, and was assured that she would be waiting. I arrived a five minutes after 2, to find out she had just started a session with a fellow monger (thank you to the Bastard that took my time slot). She came out and apologized, and asked if I could wait 20 minutes. I was pissed and walked out. I texted her later to express my disappointment, and she apologized again and said she would make it up to me. Not sure I'll go back. Stephanie is originally from Pacific massage on 44th, and I wasn't impressed with her there.

My second stop was at Relax massage on 28th near Breton where I drew Tina as my therapist. I was asked to wait 10 minutes and I waited because her nipples were hard, and I was curious.

The massage was so, so. Used her arms and elbows to work out some knots. At the flip I dreamed she asked how much I tip, and when I offered $40, she said it was $60 for topless. I told her all I had was $40, and she worked loose just one breast (I guess it is $30 a nipple). Very cute, and very responsive nipples. I left happy, and if she isn't acting was happy with the nipple play.

I dreamed she told me that it was $100 for a full nude massage, and that more was possible at that price. The little brain will have me go back to see what more is available, the big brain wants to see if anyone else has gotten more from her.

Paid $90 total (forgot my change from the house fee, and tipped $40.[/QUOTE]What a greedy little * this Tina sounds like! Wow lucky you she offered up one nipple to you. She'll never get a dime from me! I think I've heard it all now.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2518102]What a greedy little * this Tina sounds like! Wow lucky you she offered up one nipple to you. She'll never get a dime from me! I think I've heard it all now.[/QUOTE]I guess that makes her a "one tit wonder"?

[QUOTE=GrBigGuy;2518733]I guess that makes her a "one tit wonder"?[/QUOTE]They are a beautiful and responsive pair. She is a moaner. I also got a great massage. It was like a young Cindy (Wonder Massage) was on top of me.

[QUOTE=Donntee;2521393]They are a beautiful and responsive pair. She is a moaner. I also got a great massage. It was like a young Cindy (Wonder Massage) was on top of me.[/QUOTE]Like Cindy, only $160?

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2518102]What a greedy little * this Tina sounds like! Wow lucky you she offered up one nipple to you. She'll never get a dime from me! I think I've heard it all now.[/QUOTE]Had s dream I met. Well. Go see AA Layla at Bella. Young nice everything. 60 + 45. PM for more info.

Saw Nikki early this spring. Booked 30 and was out in 10. Would not repeat.

Seen a lot of reviews about sidney at east west, just looking for some more current info on her. Haven't had a lot of luck at east west but willing to give them another shot. PM me about menu options, etc!

This is one worth seeing. Warm room, only short wait for her to reappear. Kinda cute, decent figure, not too young (but not old by any means). Started with a very thorough head to toe MS; a little too firm at first until I asked her adjust it, then was perfect. Like many Asian masseuses, she was very good at the tease throughout the entire time. Did some minor roaming over the clothes, and she did not seem to mind; more very well could be available, but I was not in the mood to come off as a dirty old man (she'll find that soon enough). Total head to toe frontal MS. Concluded with possibly the most awsome, best, greatest, most fantastic, out of this world, toe curling, (ok I'll stop it), HJ I think I've experienced since seventh grade. Yeah, it was that good. Finished with some more light MS to fill the entire hour. For anything negative, I have to get pretty nit-picky. Her English is pretty basic, so no lengthy discussions. But that was ok, as the mood was friendly and we both felt comfortable, and I enjoy some quiet time to just enjoy what's going on. Only one mention afterwards if I tip. Paid 60/40; just slightly more than usual with no topless or serious roaming, but got the full hour, great MS, tease, and HE. Hope your experiences are as enjoyable.

[QUOTE=GRJack;2378023]Stopped by Bella Gente this morning / afternoon. I saw Stacy for a. 5 Hr at. 4 door fee. There was no waiting and she came to the room as soon as I was ready. The place was nice enough, generally what I have seen at Panacea, etc. The massage was nice. Before the flip she asked if I had been there or anyplace else before, and if I knew how tipping works. After the flip she asked what I wanted, and I asked what was available. She then asked again what I wanted. I asked her if she could get totally nude, she said she could. She proceeded with the HE. She allowed touching of her small, but nice tits, but leaned against the table with her legs tight together and would not allow touching anywhere but her ass. I finished relatively quickly, and she returned with a hot wet towel and rubbed the lotion off. She was in the room for about 20 minutes. I guess I was done anyway. I tipped. 4. It would have been more, had I been able to touch her more. If she wasn't going to allow touching, there wasn't much point to taking the panties off. I will return, but I'll need to make sure to be more specific as to what I am looking for. I'm not sure what was on the table.[/QUOTE]Saw Stacy again yesterday afternoon, same half hour, same $. 4 door fee. Nice time, a little playing. Then on the flip, she wanted $. 5 for topless and $1 for nude. I could have gotten FS with any number of ladies for that. I offered $. 4 for topless, and she took it. Nice tits, nice nipples, ok time, but I think I am done with them. Way too expensive for what I have gotten.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2529046]This is one worth seeing. Warm room, only short wait for her to reappear. Kinda cute, decent figure, not too young (but not old by any means). Started with a very thorough head to toe MS; a little too firm at first until I asked her adjust it, then was perfect. Like many Asian masseuses, she was very good at the tease throughout the entire time. Did some minor roaming over the clothes, and she did not seem to mind; more very well could be available, but I was not in the mood to come off as a dirty old man (she'll find that soon enough). Total head to toe frontal MS. Concluded with possibly the most awsome, best, greatest, most fantastic, out of this world, toe curling, (ok I'll stop it), HJ I think I've experienced since seventh grade. Yeah, it was that good. Finished with some more light MS to fill the entire hour. For anything negative, I have to get pretty nit-picky. Her English is pretty basic, so no lengthy discussions. But that was ok, as the mood was friendly and we both felt comfortable, and I enjoy some quiet time to just enjoy what's going on. Only one mention afterwards if I tip. Paid 60/40; just slightly more than usual with no topless or serious roaming, but got the full hour, great MS, tease, and HE. Hope your experiences are as enjoyable.[/QUOTE]I'd have to agree with Mr Cruzer, I made a stop there last week as well and left very satisfied. Nice massage with not much talk. Not that I don't like a good conversation but it just felt nice to just get pampered. Something I haven't experience till then was a masseuse extending her hand and asking me to guide it where I wanted it to go next. I thought very cleaver and smart.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/you-deserve-to-be-pampered-today/18299858[/URL]

Stopped into Touch of Paradise last week and drew Katie. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.

Oh, my friggin' ears. Enough already.

Will not repeat.