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[QUOTE=Ratso100;6724945]Stay Away.

Went to HKPD. Was greeted by papasan and chose to go with a young petite Latina named Linda. As soon as I enter the room, she was being weird. She pretended she couldn't understand me. I planed to pay with zelle and that's when she ran game on me. After giving me several different digits and saying that was her zelle with none appearing on the phone, I handed her my phone to put in her profile info herself. She snatched it quickly and typed as fast as she could. I noticed it was a completely different number with different area code and an email than the ones she originally told me. When she realized I just gave her access to Google contacts and not zelle, she groaned and claimed I was confusing her. I ignore her and logged into zelle. I showed her the profile and that's when she admitted it was correct. I send the money. After 15 minutes of claiming she didn't get it and the payment didn't process (my account immediately showed me the transaction to her with her government name FYI) , Papasan came in and asked if everything was okay. I didn't want problems as it was getting late and I had other shit to do, so I lied and said I was having tech issues. He knew I was lying. I rushed outside. He texted me on the way home and said what was the problem. I told him, his girl was a fucking rat. He denied it and called me to come back and resolve it in person. I refused. I was feeling unsafe and uncomfortable. Stay safe boys and avoid Linda or perhaps avoid HKPD all together.[/QUOTE]Come on man always bring Ca $h. Never take credit cards of any kind. Even at an actual Spa don't bring credit cards. They will take out extra tips.

Stopped by Archer Perfect Spa and was greeted by a very cute spinner girl sexy all natural boobs named Sophia. She lead me to one of the rooms that I already made an appointment with for Angela who has become one of my favorites but she will be leaving 12/27 and heading back to LA.

We had another awesome season and I swear she will lick; your whole.

Body and her services are amazing. If you guys get a chance check her out she will be here until 12/27 also I got to go back and have a visit with Sophia she was a very cute sexy little thing.

Merry Christmas Guys.

Anyone have a phone # on lotus 5 XXX Irv you'd be willing to share or DM? Online info lists another place with a totally different address, and looks like that place is closed and no answer. Thanks.

Came across this gem of an AMP on W Fullerton Ave, right between Major Ave and Parkside Ave. Decided to try my luck and it was a blast! Crossed paths with Lala. Her English is a tad shaky but she possesses an enchanting Asian vibe. She's small, 31, stands about 5 feet, and weighs just over a hundred pounds, with captivating long black hair. Don't underestimate her by her size though, she packs a surprising punch.

The massage? Simply out of this world, guys. Just the cure for a throbbing headache after a night of revelry. Her hands were like magic wands, dissolving all my muscle tension and erasing the hangover haze from my mind.

The icing on the cake? A BBJ grand finale performed by Lala herself. It was extraordinary. The sensation of her tender mouth, pure ecstasy. I was floating on cloud nine the whole time.

Lala isn't just adept, she's a consummate professional. She has this knack of knowing exactly where to touch to make you feel utterly relaxed. She ensures your comfort from start to finish. Owing to Lala, my wild night ended on a spectacular note. You've got to experience it.

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[QUOTE=Nowhere500;6720147]Anybody see Cloe at Orange Spa? Any chance she matches her picture on their Instagram page?[/QUOTE]She matches the girls in their website.

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I cannot emphasize enough to conduct business on a cash only basis. 100% of the time without fail.

Blows my mind you would do this and not just bring cash when all prices are stated. Then you run out like a child, man this generation is so scared of conflict it's insane.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6724945]Stay Away.

Went to HKPD. Was greeted by papasan and chose to go with a young petite Latina named Linda. As soon as I enter the room, she was being weird. She pretended she couldn't understand me. I planed to pay with zelle and that's when she ran game on me. After giving me several different digits and saying that was her zelle with none appearing on the phone, I handed her my phone to put in her profile info herself. She snatched it quickly and typed as fast as she could. I noticed it was a completely different number with different area code and an email than the ones she originally told me. When she realized I just gave her access to Google contacts and not zelle, she groaned and claimed I was confusing her. I ignore her and logged into zelle. I showed her the profile and that's when she admitted it was correct. I send the money. After 15 minutes of claiming she didn't get it and the payment didn't process (my account immediately showed me the transaction to her with her government name FYI) , Papasan came in and asked if everything was okay. I didn't want problems as it was getting late and I had other shit to do, so I lied and said I was having tech issues. He knew I was lying. I rushed outside. He texted me on the way home and said what was the problem. I told him, his girl was a fucking rat. He denied it and called me to come back and resolve it in person. I refused. I was feeling unsafe and uncomfortable. Stay safe boys and avoid Linda or perhaps avoid HKPD all together.[/QUOTE]

Anyone had experience with, or know anything about this place? Looks relatively new.

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[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6725800]Literally just left HKPD and Poppa said you were acting nervous as hell they offered to send you the money back but he said now you won't reply to his message if you want your money back I would highly suggest either stopping by the house or send him a message back that you want your Zelle payment back but I assure you the Latina isn't a cop, rat or crook she is actually a good time if you didn't flake out on her. But they will give you your money back and in the future when you are paying for illegal things in life don't use your electronic payment methods.

SMH.[/QUOTE]I could never dream of getting in a conversation with a pimp regarding what someone wrote here. How exactly does that conversation come about?

[QUOTE=BA4114;6727438]Anyone had experience with, or know anything about this place? Looks relatively new.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/illinois/chicago/female-escorts/3269335[/URL][/QUOTE]I tried going there back in October, was at the door ringing and knocking and finally received a text back saying that they had no water go to 39 xx and. Pulaski.

So obviously it wasn't quite up and running at the time but it's a Papasan run place with the same girls you will find at his NW side storefronts on Belmont& Irving, and Pulaski as well.

[QUOTE=Moejoo;6727479]I could never dream of getting in a conversation with a pimp regarding what someone wrote here. How exactly does that conversation come about?[/QUOTE]It's real easy almost every shop owner from.

Here to San Fran knows who I am so when shops get weirdos sometime Mama or Papa will ask if I know this person. Sometimes he's sometimes no also when you mongers act up I'll get messages from the Apt or Spa with a photo of the person causing the problem and get asked to help identify. Keep in mind you are filmed as soon as you step on the property or the spa and or apartment and some apartments actually have a small camera in the room with the girls that is how papa know when thinks are going wrong. But I'm pretty well know from Warren, OH to San Francisco down to Los Angeles so sometimes I get asked the situation with a person or if I know them or can identify them.

A repost of first AMP / spa experience. The good, big ass bath, can do a lot of fun in there. The bad, those massage beds are fucking uncomfortable to fuck on. Will I do it again? Depends on the girl, I'm def planning to go see Anne again before I drive back to Schaumburg. But if I can choose between spa or house, I'd take a house. Actual bed is better to fuck on. Of course, that's assuming that I don't have to wait. Anyways, nothing can beat an actual hotel room.

[QUOTE=JamesWords;6728025]Vivi told me to visit their new location at 819 Western to check out the girls there. I've never been to a spa so I asked her a bit about the way it works. Seems like there's a house fee and then a tip, but overall it comes to be the same as her PD apartment.

She told me I'll love Anne and I was like what the heck, I'll give it a try since I'm still in Chicago. I decided to wait until later in the night to proceed over since I do not want to wait. Drove over to arrive at roughly 10 PM. I proceeded to open the front entrance and then ring the doorbell to the spa. The girl who greeted me was fucking gorgeous. I'd say about 5 ft 1, petite built with a big bust. Her face was 100% my type, cute yet sexy. A small lip and seducing eyes. She tried to speak with me in English and I informed her that I can speak Chinese. I then asked if she was Anne and she said she was. Guess I struck what I came here for. It seems like the other girl was busy but hey, I came here for Anne anyways. I took off my shoes and changed into the house slippers.

Anyways we proceeded to the massage room and I informed her that it's my first time at a Spa. She informed me that she'll take care of me and that we'll go and take a shower first. I asked her where she's from and she said Sichuan. A spicy girl! My 2nd Sichuan girl, the first one I met was also one of my best experience. I met her around 6 years ago at RL. Anyways back to my story. So off came my clothes and hers too. I was given some mouthwash (I know I'm expecting some LFK or DFK at this point.) Then, I slipped back into the slippers and off we went to the shower room. The shower place is huge, enough for the two of us. As she removed her towel and I gained a clear view of her birthday suit my dick started getting hard. As she adjusted the water temp I started kissing her back, eventually moving down toward her butt and her vag. She didn't refuse any of that and instead turned to kiss me. Wasn't expected but it was definitely pleasant. We made out for quite a while before stopping so that we can actually get the wash done. She soaped her good before putting soap on my dick and her back, rubbing it with her ass. Oh that felt great. I wanted to put it in on that spot then but I know that's just rude and unprofessional. We did a bit more makeout before we washed off all the soap, dried up and returned to the room. While showering, I mentioned that I'll likely go for 2 hrs because of how gorgeous she is. She thought it was a joke and said let's go for the hour first since most guys won't continue once they're done. I knew that I'll be going for that 2 hours.

After drying, we returned to the room. I'm hearing fucking at the next door. Anne proceeded to DFK me the moment we returned and then started giving me an intense BBBJ. I think BBBJ might be her favorite thing since our entire session. She then had me get on my stomach and proceeded to give me a massage. We chatted while she gave me that massage. It was pleasant massage with gentle pressure. However, after that gentle massage, she moved on to give me a massage her mouth. No, I'm not talking about a BBBJ. She put some water in her mouth and used it to suck my back and moved around. It's like a muscle pull of some sort. Felt pretty good. After my back she moved toward my legs and then to my butt. At that point all the water's pretty much gone from her mouth and it's more like licking than anything. She then proceeded to kick my butt. Oh that felt good. I'm not usually a butt man but this girls knows what she's doing. She then had me on my knees and gave me a good licking. Perhaps it's her tongue? Her tongue is moisy as fuck. It worked really well.

Anyways after that I got up and we did some more DFK. She then got on the massage bed back on the bed and her head facing me. I knew she wanted me to put my dick in her mouth and so I did that. It felt great but her pussy's in clear view for me. I just couldn't hold myself from eating her out. This lasted for a good 5 minutes before we stopped. She then wanted me to go to the mirror so that she can suck me off there. Wow, it was fucking hot to see. This girl looks even more gorgeous when I can see it from an outsider's POV. Eventually I told her to get on that massage couch looking thing. She did that and I proceeded to eat her out. I informed her that's my favorite thing and she told me that her favorite part is her clit. Guess what, I'd say I dined on that pussy for a good 20 minutes. I asked if she wanted me to eat her ass again but she informed me that she wanted me to focus on the clit. So I did that the entire time LOL. Her moans as I ate her, and her expressions, were fire. After that 20 mins, she informed me that she wanted to get on the massage bed for 69. I naturally did not refuse.

I thought it was 69 right away but nope, she wanted to tease me by sucking my nips and dangling her massive tits in front of my eyes. I naturally sucked on them. We sucked on each other's tits for some 5 minutes before she hopped on top of me. Oh she was giving me some bomb BBBJ as I ate her out. Her tiny butt were great to grab. This lasted for maybe 15 mins. I knew we ran out of time at that point so I asked her to check. Sure enough, we were out of time. I was like, see, didn't I tell you we'll be going for 2 hours? Anyways I proceeded to extend our time.

Once it's extended, she gave me more dfk and BBBJ before proceeded to finally get on top of me, cowgirl style. Oh she's wild. She moved extremely fast and we were kissing each other as we fucked. Then we did some reverse cowgirl. Not too much of a fan of this position on a massage bed. Anyways I informed her that I brought a thinner condom with me and we should use that so she took off my rubber and proceeded to give me more BBBJ. As some point I felt the urge to use the bathroom so I went out. The other girl was sitting outside and thought I was done and complimented me for going so long but I was like I'm not LOL.

Anyways I returned after peeing and I proceeded to get more kissing and BBBJ. Unfortunately, it seems like I'm a bit tired at this point as my erection is no longer as hard. Anne tried to get me up but I informed her that maybe we should lay down and relax a bit. So we sat on the massage couch thingy and I told her she must've exhausted herself seeing how wild she's been. She said she's fine but I wanted to give this gorgeous woman a massage so I forced her to sit in front of me and proceeded to give her a 10 min back massage. She appreciated it and then went to use the washroom herself. Anyways when she returned we tried to get my fellow hard again. Success, he's hard again! Unfortunately, she didn't bring my condom with her so when we walked to the bed the guy fell short again. At this point I felt like I either got to lose more weight (I was able to last for 3 hours straight back in my early 20's) or take viagra to maintain erection.

Anyways, we proceeded to DFK and my fellow got hard again. We strapped on the condom and she got on the massage bed. I did missionary for a good 10 mins, her pussy was tight and I was certain I'm hitting her cervix at some point cause I was feeling that pressure on the tip of my dick. That pussy would tighten on my dick every now and then. Anyways I wanted to lift her up and fuck her standing. So I tried to do that and she's like, you'll lose your erection. Fuck, I lost my erection. She immediately pulled off the condom and tried to get me back up. But my dick was too sensitive at this point, especially the tip. So I'm like you can stop, it wouldn't work.

Not the first time my dick gets sensitive after fucking for 2 hours. This happened with the Sichuan girl from RL I met 6 years ago too. I fucked the other girl for an hour first and didn't cum. When I got out I saw her and she's gorgeous so I went to fuck her too. 1 hour in, didn't cum but my dick got too sensitive to continue. Had to return in a couple days to finish in the rubber.

Anyways I'm an experience kinda guy and Anne, with her beauty and how much of a nympho dicksucker she is and how much she loved to dfk, is definitely among the top 3 in terms of experince I've had. She's definitely a wife material. Heck, she's on a Visa so maybe one of you fellas could try to snatch her up LOL.

Anyways in all this chaos I forgot to ask for her wechat. I still have half a day before driving back to Schaumburg, I'll try to go to the spa again in the morning to see if I can get straight to sex and finish. No more BBBJ, it's too intense. Hope you guys enjoyed my story lmfao. I should be a screenwriter.

Tldr: Go see Anne. She's the best. 10/10 face, 10/10 body, 10/10 BBBJ, 10/10 dfk. 10/10 nympho. Wife material. Snatch her if you can. I can see why she got all those rave reviews.

P.S. Spoke with Sunny and I was informed PD was busy af this Sunday. Guess either my review worked or people were flocking for some Christmas eve sex. 819 seemed to be quite slow since they're newly open.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Beldam;6727382]Blows my mind you would do this and not just bring cash when all prices are stated. Then you run out like a child, man this generation is so scared of conflict it's insane.[/QUOTE]Where are their prices stated? Do they have a site I'm not aware of?