Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=Golfcart;2088880]No girl should have to put up with this.[/QUOTE]They pay extra for that.

That he even has to post this in ISO.

[QUOTE=JustForKicks63;2088769]Would like a spinner that comes to me with there hair and make up at least semi done. Tired of girls showing up looking like they just rolled out of bed..[/QUOTE]Could you please take the time to look like you are trying to be even the slightest bit attractive?

This is the real difference between countries where the hobby is and isn't legal. Down here they have to take the time or they go broke.

A2.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2089095]That he even has to post this in ISO.

Could you please take the time to look like you are trying to be even the slightest bit attractive?

This is the real difference between countries where the hobby is and isn't legal. Down here they have to take the time or they go broke.

A2.[/QUOTE]If a provider doesn't have time to make herself look good, I can only imagine what they may smell like or clothes look like etc. This is sad for any man to say this. Even when I get up in am, I shower brush my teeth etc. This is life. It doesn't take long to ad a little makeup too. I couldn't even imagine looking like I just rolled out of bed when someone comes. But I would prolly say that most of the well reviewed providers here actually take the time to look good. Key word is most! Even without someone coming I fix myself up, just so I know I look presentable if someone stops by or if I happen to go out to store or something.

[QUOTE=SinfulDreams;2089158]I agree. I have my hair done, freshly showered, lotioned, and smell good. I get pedicures and nails done every other week, and I just can't believe a "professional" would act this way. Guess there is a lot to be said about who should hold that title and who shouldn't.[/QUOTE]Total understatement. I would never apply the term "professional" to many of the women who advertise here and on backpage. They don't accurately advertise themselves (old, inaccurate pictures), their services, the cleanliness of their locations, etc. They don't communicate promptly or, in many cases, not at all. They double book, don't show up or are late and unprepared for appointments (no covers!). They are frequently impaired by drugs or simply distracted by personal obligations and "issues", which they share with clients before, during and after appointments. They don't have appropriate accommodations, including the absence of relatives, handlers, boyfriends, pimps, animals, trash, clutter, filthy bathrooms, no soap and towels. They fail to or refuse to provide references even for good clients. They have no ability or system for remembering mongers they have seen (maybe why they can't provide references!) or, perhaps more importantly, for "rewarding" customer loyalty.

A list of these, and other appropriate attributes, should be mandatory reading for anyone aspiring to this "profession" . Otherwise, all you have is a bunch of amateurs. An actual- or at least a mental -checklist would be advisable.

Ever notice how refreshing it is when you run into one who "gets" it? It is, indeed, far too rare. If more of us demanded professional service, the rest would be out of business or simply relegated to the streets very quickly.

Okay, is it just me or do I not get the obsession with these spa houses that continue to rip you guys off?

There are plenty of massage gals out there that offer various menus all the while you guys keep dumping money into money pits and keeping these places in business...

I don't get it but hey, to each his own...stay safe!

Bucks.

One of you guys needs to quickly go fuck Jessie Jane and explain the concept of "One Ad per day" to her.

To the mothers that are providers on here.

Tori, and all of you girls out there, my take on the hygiene issue. From my standpoint, I love taking a shower with a girl before playing around, even if I just had a shower an hour ago. I mean, who doesn't love having a couple handfuls of slippery, hot woman in their hands? But what Tori is describing is another issue entirely, not the same as a guy stopping by after work and getting a shower before having some fun.

What Tori describes is way beyond that. That individual has a mental issue. The degree of filth that guy allowed was enough to cause itching and physical discomfort. Not to mention the smell. And he ignored it. That tells me the man has some sort of mental problem. If a girl runs into that situation, she should in my opinion immediately cancel the appointment for some reason that is all her fault, start gagging, plead sickness or nausea, or your aunt flo just came by, or you got a phone call 10 seconds ago that cops are headed to your spot. Anything to get him to leave.

Why take it on yourself, and not tell the guy he's a stinking piece of crap? Because of the potential for the guy to have a mental problem, you don't know if he's sane or if he's potso, and something like that might set him off. Its like using dynamite. If you get a stick, and it has little beads of sweat on the outside, very carefully put it down and get the hell away from it. The little beads are basically nitro, and the stick is unstable, could go off for a jostle or for no reason at all. Not worth the risk.

Cheech.

[QUOTE=Cheech1;2089650]Tori, and all of you girls out there, my take on the hygiene issue. From my standpoint, I love taking a shower with a girl before playing around, even if I just had a shower an hour ago. I mean, who doesn't love having a couple handfuls of slippery, hot woman in their hands? But what Tori is describing is another issue entirely, not the same as a guy stopping by after work and getting a shower before having some fun.

What Tori describes is way beyond that. That individual has a mental issue. The degree of filth that guy allowed was enough to cause itching and physical discomfort. Not to mention the smell. And he ignored it. That tells me the man has some sort of mental problem. If a girl runs into that situation, she should in my opinion immediately cancel the appointment for some reason that is all her fault, start gagging, plead sickness or nausea, or your aunt flo just came by, or you got a phone call 10 seconds ago that cops are headed to your spot. Anything to get him to leave.

Why take it on yourself, and not tell the guy he's a stinking piece of crap? Because of the potential for the guy to have a mental problem, you don't know if he's sane or if he's potso, and something like that might set him off. Its like using dynamite. If you get a stick, and it has little beads of sweat on the outside, very carefully put it down and get the hell away from it. The little beads are basically nitro, and the stick is unstable, could go off for a jostle or for no reason at all. Not worth the risk.

Cheech.[/QUOTE]Should demand the shower / cleanup for anyone walking through the door in that condition. Mental condition my ass; everyone knows if they are clean or not.

Rubbing alcohol is a second alternative as well if you've showered the night before and offers the guarantee that someone is medical grade stainless clean at that point.

To move this across to another statement.

There is a provider that has advertised both here and on backpage that once there was activity down below, the smell from activity came from her, not the guy that was a last time venture. No way in hell the provider isn't aware of that situation. No way.

The moment was so disturbing that even clothespins or loss of smell will offer a return. Body chemistry I'm sure is to blame for the moment and I couldn't begin to describe the moment other than we all know what the term fish pond implies.

Thank goodness the vast majority never have these issues. It's all about taking care of yourself, dietary habits, hydration daily.

Well, for all of you malcontents that often piss and moan about the ladies of our region, let me report in that you have no idea how lucky we are.

I have been in Columbus for a few days and still have another full week up here, and let me tell you this once vibrant hobby town is a ghost town. This place is so dead, with such a lack of choice that I may end up needing to book a session with Rosie Palm.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;2089844]Well, for all of you malcontents that often piss and moan about the ladies of our region, let me report in that you have no idea how lucky we are.

I have been in Columbus for a few days and still have another full week up here, and let me tell you this once vibrant hobby town is a ghost town. This place is so dead, with such a lack of choice that I may end up needing to book a session with Rosie Palm.[/QUOTE]I was last in Columbus in Feb. Of 2013 made a pit stop on my way home from Cleveland before I went I read their site and asked for some help, I received several Pm's from the guys. It seems To me they are more into SWs than escorts, I put an address for sullivant street in my gps and found a girl about 3-5 min after I got on the stroll. The area was jumping, now from what I read from your post you are not into SWs so I can see your frustration, the last ads posted in the Columbus escort section were all our girls. Try to reach out to the guys I'm sure they will help. Good luck man. HL29.

Personally, if someone showed up to me smelling how you described, I would not hesitate to show them the shower. Sometimes people are just getting off work or what have you and need to freshen up, that's no problem. This is obviously not one of those occasions. I always show up fresh, so the same basic hygiene maintenance should be returned. You handled it professionally tho, that is all anyone can do when a surprise like this or anything else occurs.

CX.

[QUOTE=TriStateTori;2088556]I've ran into this "issue" a few times, today was so bad I literally threw up. I know other providers have ran into at least one guy with "stank-ass-balls".

The client was obese, and it was hard to perform oral as his stomach was in the way. I felt uncomfortable lifting it up to keep my forehead from slamming into it, I wasn't sure what to do. BUT, before I could even troubleshoot the penis access issue, I had to deal with the odor. I'm not exaggerating. I was about 3' away and could smell ass, as in shitty ass...ass.


I feel like he needs to know that his junk smells like poopy death, but I also feel like he knows and doesn't seem to care.

What would you do?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;2089874]Well, I'm happy to share. But don't you think you ought to follow suit?

You begged for intel from everyone here, and specifically PM'd me for help "opening up" Alaina's menu (you creepy motherfucker), but it's been a week. Plenty of time to post that report on her. So why not share with these guys, rather than bash them?

So here you go guys, two bits of solid intel:
[LIST]Alaina will give you a nice finish and lots of touching. of course YMMV. Probably best if you do the old "oops I got an erection, what now?" trick, or maybe he wasn't very respectful and was pushy. I don't know, because he didn't post a review. ALL I know is that when I followed up his request, he gave me some vague bullshit, rather than straight intel.[/LIST][LIST]Bucks is a guy who is perfectly happy to ask for intel to further his own goals, but will not give useful intel in return. He has time to post the shit above, bashing you guys, but not to give you even the vaguest indication of how to find what you're looking for.[/LIST][/QUOTE]Goodshp,

I apologize for not replying to you immediately but did pm you about my experience with Alaina. I didn't really mean to bash anyone just stating the obvious about local AMPs.

As for intel, as a fellow senior member, I tend not to post to much information publicly but will send intel to other seniors for the protection of the girls. Bash as you may but I do follow a code of protection on here.

Bucks.