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Today I saw jolly red. [URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/jolly-red-iam-the-best/10988864[/URL].

She is the girl in the pics. Called and got to her spot, not the best hotel in Colombia. I was going for the quick visit just to see if she was real. After handling the financial, I undressed and she began one of the best damn BB BJs I've had in years! After about 5 minutes I couldn't take anymore! I then put on a condom & we began missionary. She had a very tight little pussy! I inquired about splash but she declined. So I just continued going hard and deep into that tight pretty little coochie. It was a shame I had to blow a big load into the condom. It would have been beautiful all over her tattooed chest! But I still considered it a great first time Roll with her and there will be more! The bare BJ is worth the price of admission!

AR.

My second roll of the day was on Sunshine:

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Her ad of course intrigued me. Is a little bigger than I would normally like, but she is the girl in the pictures. Hearing naked top and frosting catcher sounded like right up my alley! After arriving and handling financial, I was already naked before she could do a LEO check. LOL. Very very accommodating sweet girl! And some nice oral skills too! And yes it was BBBJ again! She sucked me for about 5 minutes till Dexter was rock hard. After putting on a condom, then we began with me standing her kneeling at the edge of the bed doggy. She was really tight! I was driving her further and further into the bed until she was finally flat! I then had her move up the bed to traditional K 9. We went at it this way until she got so wet that I could barely stay in and she kept trying to pull away from Dexter. I then had her lay on her back missionary and began to long dick it that way. Finally of course I got to froggy and then finally splattered my batter on & between those big ole titties! Another outstanding first visit which was also a quick visit which she did not watch the clock on at all! I'm looking forward to seeing her again as well. This has been a really good afternoon. Thanks Colombia.

AR.

[QUOTE=OralForMe;2496502]Their spelling not mine. LOL. This was an interesting one guys. As I stated earlier, in an effort to introduce myself to the forum I decided to do a few TOFTT. I hadn't seen any reviews of this one so I made the call [URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-exotic-pleasure-queen-call-me-today-specials/11038448[/URL] or should I say several calls. My first call was answered and I asked if she was available for a QV, she said yes for. 5, she told me to call her once I got off on broad river. No problem. I make my way there and call her from the exit. This is where it starts to get interesting. So I call her and tell her I'm at the exit. She ask me "what are you near" I reply, the exit (duh). She says "no, what do you see" I tell her the name of the gas station I see and two notels on the other side of the express way. She says good and says she is in another notel next to one of them. She tells me to call when I park. One minute later I call and tell her I'm in the parking lot. She says ok and tells me she is going to freshen up and will call me back. 15 min later I'm still sitting there. I call her back to see what's going on and she tells me they are cleaning her room and to give her a few more minutes. So I say ok but ask her for the room number. If all of this wasn't bad enough, she then claims she doesn't have a room number yet. What! How was she taking a shower and what was the staff cleaning then. I start to drive away because I'm sure this is a set up or at least some BS. But I stay because I can at least wait and get some intell like maybe she isn't the girl in the picks or I can watch their operation set up and warn others. So I wait.

I am watching people walk around, a couple of SW quality women and of course some "home boys" milling around. So in comes the call. She ask if I was still there and I say yes. She ask me if I see a yellow old school parked to which I reply no. She then says she doesn't think I'm there and won't give me the room number. I say what side are you on and she says the back. Well that would have been helpful. As I am driving around back she hangs up the phone. Once around back I see the yellow car she was talking about. She then calls back to ask me the color of my car and then says ok, I see you and gives me the room number. I make sure I can get to my friend easily and I go up to the room. To my surprise she was the girl in the picks. She answered the door in a white shirt and panties, very nice if I say so myself. Just as I start to look around the bathroom door opens. It's a very nice looking black girl holding some kind of very little dog. She says I just want you to know I'm in here. I ask to see who else is in there and it was just her. I ask about hanannha BBBJ and she says that will be extra, how much and she shrugs her shoulders looks at the black girl and says ten. I lay the donation down which she picks up and hands to the black girl who goes back into the bathroom.

We get comfortable and down to business. Good BBBJ no DT and she stopped a few times to jack it. After about 7 or 8 minutes I asked for the cover and on to mish. Guys, bring some lube with you, this girl is tight! We go at it mish for a few minutes then I have to turn her over K9. Beautiful ass very soft. I guess my time was up because the black girl comes out of the bathroom and stands by the sink texting on the phone. I finish in the cover and get dressed. On my way out I ask the black girl if she dates and she says get this "no Sir" Her speech was so proper it made me wonder if it was her I was talking to on the phone. I then realize that she IS the handler. I leave the room and there is a young skinny black guy standing by the stairs. He says, how you doing? I say fine and he walks away. I go to my car with him watching, he even waves as I drive off. Go figure. This one I will go see again if she stays in town. Of course YMMV, she is on the up and up but I'm not to sure about the other two. She would do much better without them. Just my 2 cents. As always, stay safe and happy mongering.[/QUOTE]Just out of curiosity, if you go to a very popular social network and enter the phone number in the search box, does the dude in the pic look familiar? Does his wife?

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2493208]That makes a lot of sense, especially if your "heavy" friend is somehow forced to use that weapon to defend himself or yourself. You don't just walk away after you have shot someone. You're talking about real life, not TV. Eventually, the cops will show up and (as cops do), they will investigate. Your "heavy" friend will be charged with the use of a weapon during the commission of a crime. You will be charged as an accessory. You will both lose the right to carry a weapon at a minimum. In the worst case, you will be imprisoned for anywhere from 10 to 20 years.

Remember that what you are talking about here (what we are talking about here) concerns solicitation for purposes of prostitution. This is normally a misdemeanor, as is the act of prostitution itself. But as soon as you introduce the use of weapons (or even the carrying of weapons) into the picture, you have turned the crime into a felony. And I if you use that weapon to kill another human being (even if your life was in danger) you will likeky be charged with aggravated homicide.

If you plan to go out whoring, don't even think about carrying a weapon or about inviting a friend along who will come "heavy". If what you planned was so dangerous as to require the use of weapons, find another way to get your rocks off. AMPs are often quite safe.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]We are not on a legal forum, here, so I will skip the discussion other than noting that this post is simply wrong in its explanation and interpretation of the law. Please, Lex, don't give legal advice here.

I had a pretty s#!tty work week and when I got off the plane, all I wanted to do was have a little fun before heading home. And this young lady was on my radar. But as fate would have it, as soon at the plane touched down, I noticed a text from HOME that added to an already miserable week. So, I gathered my luggage and pointed the car straight toward home to add to my frustrations.

But, the Hobby Gods were watching over me and knew that I didn't deserve to close out the week on such a miserable note. And the message / messenger they sent was the review (and a personal referral) from my hobby neighbor in Augusta. He kind of got my interest piqued, so I made a call to Jolly on Saturday morning and arranged a visit about an hour later.

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As with a lot of younger COLA providers, her choice of location was not one that I would prefer to visit, but I had visited there a few times before and felt safe enough because it's relatively low key and off the beaten path. And depending on the time of day, you won't even be noticed at all.

She answered the phone and was actually ready ON TIME! The room was okay and she was appropriately dressed in a sexy eye-catching ensemble. She was very surprised and pleased with the gift bag I gave her and stated that this was the first gift she had ever received from any visitors she's ever had. (Cha-ching! Brownie points achieved).

There was no doubt (from ARs account of her) that she was certainly the girl in the pictures. But it was nice to actually see that she was in fact a cute caramel SPINNER measuring in at about 5'5 115 lbs 32 B-23-33.

After a little conversation our clothing was shed and she provided an oral display that I consider way above the COLA averages that I've experienced. Hell, this alone was enough to enjoy the entire visit. But the view of her other assets and attributes had to be attended to and appreciated as well. And yes, they were just as nice to play with.

I was completely caught off guard with the soft and sensual touch of her hands and lips. And the intimacy was not the typical bump and grind between strangers, but more like lovers making passionate love. I thoroughly enjoyed the cuddling, caressing, nibbling, licking, sucking and her squeezing me tightly with ever stroke. This was an unexpected and very RARE GFE HExperience. In COLA. W-O-W.

As with all providers (new and seasoned), YMMV. But I guess I was fortunate to have caught her on a very good morning. And as the result of our hot and sweaty visit this morning, Jolly Red is HEx Recommend!

So gentlemen, if Jolly is the type of provider you're interested in, check her out and tell her HEx sent you!

[QUOTE=LoveKgirls;2498051]We are not on a legal forum, here, so I will skip the discussion other than noting that this post is simply wrong in its explanation and interpretation of the law. Please, Lex, don't give legal advice here.[/QUOTE]Sod off why don't you?

What do you think you are giving me?

LexLuther.

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2498244]Sod off why don't you?

What do you think you are giving me?

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]What you have been telling people on this thread is legally inaccurate and potentially dangerous. No need to belabor the point. Why don't you confine your remarks to reporting about your experiences with women?

Speaking of which, I am back in Cola now after being gone all year. Any promising new arrivals here that I must see? Any beautiful, young spinners who provide a relaxed GFE session at a reasonable price? Hope springs eternal.

Gentlemen,

I have looked high and low on this board and ThE otheR one for Intel about KC.

Anyone willing to provide a recommendation, I would be appreciative.

If not, I believe I will TOFTT within the next two weeks.

Thanks,

Gordo.

[QUOTE=LoveKgirls;2498337]What you have been telling people onI'his thread is legally inaccurate and potentially dangerous. No need to belabor the point. Why don't you confine your remarks to reporting about your experiences with women?

Speaking of which, I am back in Cola now after being gone all year. Any promising new arrivals here that I must see? Any beautiful, young spinners who provide a relaxed GFE session at a reasonable price? Hope springs eternal.[/QUOTE]Can you even read? How is what I'm telling people dangerous? I'm saying the following:

1.) Don't go to an assignation armed.

2.) Don't have a friend come armed to back you up or bail you out.

I'm also saying that if some of the girls you see are so dangerous, you are better off not seeing them. You and the idiots here who say otherwise are the ones with dangerous advice.

But hell, do what you wish. It's always been my belief that the world is a better place if we can get stupid people off the street.

LexLuther.

[QUOTE=LoveKgirls;2498337]What you have been telling people on this thread is legally inaccurate and potentially dangerous. No need to belabor the point. Why don't you confine your remarks to reporting about your experiences with women?

Speaking of which, I am back in Cola now after being gone all year. Any promising new arrivals here that I must see? Any beautiful, young spinners who provide a relaxed GFE session at a reasonable price? Hope springs eternal.[/QUOTE]Kimberly's been getting pretty good reviews [URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kimberly-available-now-no-rush-highly-reviewed-specials-i-am-white/9260598.[/URL] I've texted her a lot and she always replies, we just can't get our schedules to coincide.

In the past, this has happened to me twice. I've always declined, I figure it's one of those Exposing John's site. What do why'all think?

[QUOTE=Bono26;2498552]In the past, this has happened to me twice. I've always declined, I figure it's one of those Exposing John's site. What do why'all think?[/QUOTE]I think your instincts are right and that you made the right decision.

[QUOTE=Bono26;2498552]In the past, this has happened to me twice. I've always declined, I figure it's one of those Exposing John's site. What do why'all think?[/QUOTE]Send them a picture of Chris Hemsworth, Chris Brown or Brad Pitt. They use fake pictures, why shouldn't you.

AR.

Try to run up and see jolly red this afternoon but her phone was busy for a while. So I called Kesha.

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She's the girl in the pics. Long lanky dark skin girl. Called and she told me her spot and I Went for the quick visit. Pretty good CBJ to get Dexter hard as rock. After 5 or so minutes, I sheathed up & we began missionary that eventually progressed into froggy. Her pussy was tiny! For the first 5 or 10 minutes I could barely get half of my dick in her. But I got it stretched out eventually. LOL.

Kesha moaned & grabbed the sheets, pillows & me as she got wetter & more open. Her hand eventually arrived at her clit & she began grinding into me while she came. Now it was my turn to burst! I Sprayed my nuts on her and then got a bunch of pictures. When I told her I did videos she got so excited. She said her goal in life is to be a porn star. With some more practice with the Roller, maybe I can help her reach her goals!

AR.

She called me right as I was leaving Kesha. I explained to her the situation and told her to give me an hour or so. Then I headed for her spot!

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I had told HEx about her, and he saw her Saturday and he wrote a great review for her too. When I went back today she said how appreciative she was that we gave her the great reviews and her phone was ringing off hook. After arriving, sharing a hug and taking care of financials we both undressed quickly. She then began that great Raw head! Top 3 all time BBBJ in my many travels. Wet sucking & licking, stroking, ball play, gagging & eye contact! About 5 minutes of that had me ready to blast in her mouth!

But I wanted to get into that sweet pussy again. So this time I hit it doggy, because I didn't get to hit it from the back last time. She was throwing that ass back at me harder and faster than I could pump my dick into her! Girl has some nice skills and a tight little pussy! Either JR really enjoy sex or is one hell of an actress! After about 15 minutes I sprayed her pretty good all over that cute little ass of hers! I got a few pictures, we share some hugs and conversation and then I had to make my way back towards Augusta. But I will be seeing jolly red again and again and again. I wish to see what other tricks she knows!

AR

PS--- the rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Lol