Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Diogenesbarrel]That's pretty much the info I gave out on her in my post on 12/30

I will quote myself here - "My suggestion is to NOT engage her in conversation, she talks with her hands and that means they're in the air, not on your body."

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=747660#post747660[/url][/QUOTE]I was hoping for a little Russian massage action. I saw your report but thought I'd give it a shot, sounded like it may have been possible to get a little more bang for the buck there, oh well, live and learn!

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[QUOTE=Big Bobby35]A huge FU to whoever recommended 38 montvale. Felt like I was just in a Da Nang prison camp and my buddy got me my first $5 lay outside. The recommended name was Vanessa. Got to the professional building and knocked on the door after calling for appt. I could smell feet and veggy lo mein down the damn hall. Spacious office, room was 90+ degrees. Also the rooms have windows into the rooms (video? ). The supposed 'vanessa' was about a 4 on my scale and her smoke infested chest sounded like a Guns-n-roses rhoady! Thought to myself Vanessa must be in the other room. WRONG!

It ended up being her! Over oiled massage was pushed into Mach1 ass/taint rubbing. Litterally felt like 15min into it she wanted me to turn over myself. The good monger that I am. Made her work. Massage was crap just rub down. I decided to end my less than sensual frustration, and see what line could be pushed. Got the top up, and the push down for the BBBJ was nixed by my visually challenged Hong Kong marlboro girl. Got her to kneel down after some nipple stiffening tongue techniques on those little A's. Explosion caught some of the walmart chosen t-shirt and jeans, along with the chest neck area.

Overall: Never go, its better to get streetmeat[/QUOTE]I have posted here before touting the 38 Montvale place. Had one weird experience there last time when I showed up and another guy was also waiting at the door.

But I have to defend them. Of course, never heard of Vanessa. So it wasn't me who recommended her to you. I like Jessica the best. Young, cute, decent massage and no-haggle HE.

I don't think they have anything more than topless HE on the menu there, but as the title of my post suggests, YMMV.

I'm actually wondering if Vanessa is actually the Linda that I had and didn't like as much. She was also a smoker with nice little B-cups.

The thing about 38 Montvale is it is a convenient location when you're in that area, and not much else around there. That's really the only time I go.when I'm not near FY or WW.

Better luck to you next time. PM me if you want apartment AMP #s in that area.

JP

I was coming back from work yesterday and was driving right by Spa B, so decided to drop by without an appt. I knew Eve (who I have seen before) and Chrissy were not working so it was a roll of the dice. When I asked who was available, I was given a few names.- none of whom I had read anything about on this forum. So I chose Sasha. Sounded exotic, so I went with it.

Bad, bad call. She is a decent looking black girl who shook my hand like a truck driver. There was no wink, or slight smile in our greeting to tell me "yes, my friend, I will be exploring your nether regions in a few short moments".

Anyway, it was a pretty good legit massage for what its worth. After we finished, I packed my stuff up and headed south to Angel's for dessert. $200 evening but at least the knots in my back are long gone.

I was in the vicinity of WW today and decided to make a non-scheduled visit. Given all the reviews and raves I figured I had nothin to lose. So you must buzz your way in, not a showstopper, but bound to attract more attention of the local LE. I am greated at the door by Amy (I know because I asked her name). She is relatively attractive and was showing some cleavage (could have been a wonder bra for all I know). I ask if they take walk-ins and she says yes.

So we proceed up the stairs. Just as I hit the turn at the top Lynyrd Skynyrd enters my brain (Ooh, ooh that smell). Now I am not a squeamish man, but the smell was like something died there. She tries to show me into the dark, curtained off room, but I am stuck in the doorway. She asks if I had been there before and I immediately say NO! Now my dick has talked me into many less than desirable situations before, but this time he was over ruled by the nose and brain. As soon as I say no, she is chatting it up with someone in a room to the right, which as I glance in appears to have a bed. Great, these people live here as well.

Anyway, I mumble I just stopped by to see if you would take an appointment later today. She looks dumb struck, but I high tail out. I knew my mind would be pre-occupied with that smell and suspicions of cleanliness.

OK, maybe I hit it on a bad day, but the place stunk and was dark, meaning there could be other nasty shit there that I would not even see until I heard it squish. I have to wonder about the cleanliness since I really didn't want any "take out" items for later.

I am not making any judgements on other visitors, but guys, is this typical? If so, I pass. Future mongers take note!

You have got love a review that starts like this! LOL

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A huge FU to whoever recommended 38 montvale. Felt like I was just in a Da Nang prison camp and my buddy got me my first $5 lay outside.
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Thanks for the info Chase. I might have gone with that name too, thinking it was some hot Russian chick (a fantasy of mine).

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So I chose Sasha. Sounded exotic, so I went with it.

Bad, bad call. She is a decent looking black girl who shook my hand like a truck driver. There was no wink, or slight smile in our greeting to tell me "yes, my friend, I will be exploring your nether regions in a few short moments".
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Made appointment last winter was promised masseuse however was greeted by masseur. I was lucky angel's is close and they were not busy. Maybe they have girls who work there now but be ready to walk and have backup plan.

#5 - Section dividers in wide open mall retail space give very little privacy

#4 -No mood music, only "cheery" mall music and whiny kids

#3 - Forget oil or lotion, only vaseline!

#2 - Fluorescent lights bright enough to tan with makes an elevator look warm and inviting

And now, ladies and mongers, the #1 reason to avoid Oceanspa massage located in the Independence Mall...

#1 - Guy with attitude named Jerry who made your appointment also gives your massage

(I *wish* I was making this up)

Therapeutic's gettin busy since they charge in erotic. Verbatim from CL, just removed the contact info. Wonder if her famous "head shake" is also an option.
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Car Date Massage (Lynn)
Date: 2009-01-17, 6:46PM EST

Hey guys! I'm a 23 yr old white female 5'5 150 pounds blonde hair with brown eyes. I'm a 38C and a size 14 pants. i give a nice small space massage with my nice strong hands, i finish off with my famous "hand shake". Prices vary. call Michelle at 123-456-789

A huge FU to whoever recommended 38 Montvale.

Whew! Thank you TOFTT.

Just got back from Indepence mall. I had a few beers with some buds at Uno's. Decided to hit the spa. Not good/not bad. Good massage. Couldn't get the friggin sounds of mall patrons out of my head. Seriously the place sucks ass. No HE. I'm a south shore guy so I frequent any local promising place and this place sucks. BTW I also tried L&G in Plymouth. Look elsewhere. Great massage. No HE.

[QUOTE=Dan Wesson]Thanks for the info Chase. I might have gone with that name too, thinking it was some hot Russian chick (a fantasy of mine).[/QUOTE]It's like one of those jokes where the hottest girl is named Marge.

[QUOTE=Diogenesbarrel]Therapeutic's gettin busy since they charge in erotic. Verbatim from CL, just removed the contact info. Wonder if her famous "head shake" is also an option.
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Car Date Massage (Lynn)
Date: 2009-01-17, 6:46PM EST

Hey guys! I'm a 23 yr old white female 5'5 150 pounds blonde hair with brown eyes. I'm a 38C and a size 14 pants. i give a nice small space massage with my nice strong hands, i finish off with my famous "hand shake". Prices vary. call Michelle at 123-456-789[/QUOTE]Call and inquire whether it's incall or not. Also, do a search of her phone number to see any other ads of hers. You may get additional info from other ads.

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Went to TCBW on Salem in Malden last week. Got Amy who's on her second tour there. Not bad looking girl. Late 20's, early 30's. Massage was okay. Minimal teasing before the flip. Not as good as ones I've had there before but it did the trick. My proctologist could take lessons from her on giving a prostate exam though. $70 for the session and $30 for the tip.

There's a bar on the other corner, I think that's why people see uncle LEO around there often.

[QUOTE=Dan Wesson]OK, maybe I hit it on a bad day, but the place stunk and was dark, meaning there could be other nasty shit there that I would not even see until I heard it squish. I have to wonder about the cleanliness since I really didn't want any "take out" items for later.

I am not making any judgements on other visitors, but guys, is this typical? If so, I pass. Future mongers take note![/QUOTE]
Not typical AFAIK. Never smelled or was dark when I was there. WW had some problems with electricity but again, not when I visited.