Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Autumn F]I could have sworn this said "Escort Reports". Not " For guys only". Lmao but neway no time to write a chapter or book for that matter. Yes I've paid for girls before and plan to pay for them more often. Especially now that all the freak nasty naughty ones have went into hiding from fl*ing and other used to be great sites. Let me give you a standing ovation sir. I believe that's what you seek. LOL and if not good luck to ya. My postings were for guys who have answers to my questions and I thank the ones with the many responses who obviously had a different agenda/motive when writing me bk. Happy hunting ilapp and again for the many many replies and messages.[/QUOTE]As has been said Autumn, welcome to the Board.

Welcome as a Hobbyist.

Welcome as a Provider.

As Ilapp said, there has been some drama with providers coming on the board, and taking issue with things said about them, services, perceived slights against them, bragging about how much she allegedly got for her companionship, bogus information about LEO activity, and even going so far as to tell another provider to raise her rates. (I think I hit most of the high/low lights).

We all hope you find your time here - in whichever capacity you spend it - is fun, enlightening, profitable, and orgasmic.

However, Ilapp was not incorrect as to Jackson's stated purpose for the board: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=faq_general_questions#faq_faq_general_questions_01[/url]

I'm sure it's not to be exclusionary, but the board is tilted towards men and their reviews. Obviously there are sections for providers to advertise as well, and providers are always welcome to comment. SluttyPie participates quite constructively in the Louisville boards for instance.

So, that was alot of words, none of which are meant to be offensive, just understand there is alot of testosterone on the board, and not alot of estrogen in the reviews categories.

May all your Mongering be enjoyable.

As for your services, definitely count me as interested, as your pics as [i]very[/i] sexy.

We all look forward to hearing from you, and many of us would enjoy your company as well.

[QUOTE=Autumn F]My main question was to get some insight about girls who do duos and if anyone has had an experience with it. I'm not sure if your the guy I spoke too but I'm not looking for drama. But thanks for your long long response LOL. I didn't have any hostility in my 2nd question that followed. So with that being said my main question was that I was in search for a girl who offers duos that is great at it.[/QUOTE]You need not worry Autumn, Ilapp is definately not the one you spoke too. His drama days ended a long time ago when he was kicked out of the "Starlight Musicals" at Butler. He is probably the most pragmatic hobbyist on the board.

As far as ladies, search e.com, they do list if they are bi. Now some may be sorta bi and some very bi. Some may prefer women like yourself, who are one big freckle and some may prefer china like skin. That's the wonderful thing on this board, we all have our preferences. Like for instance if you have any Asian in you, then your just perfect for my friend Ilapp.

You might want to try HH I know some of the ladies there are bi and play with other women.

FF

PS. Hey hobbyist's don't forget to send an e-mail to Ella so I can lick her freckles.

Thank you guys so much. If you read my reviews best believe none are bad and none will be bad LOL. BTW I actually have gotten messages from several hobbiest explaining who I should steer clear from bc even though their profile says they are bi, they really aren't. I just want to have the ultimate experience.

My preference is attractive women period! LOL my fiancé loves blk women which is what's in me. Although he's been hinting he wouldn't mind a little full blown Asian or white sometime. He's white and mentioned for the thousandth time that he hasn't been with one since he was 11. Boo hoo hoo! So I just want a petite girl with a pretty face, at least a 6 out of 10 body wise but the girl has to be a true freckle! That's why I had to get some opinions. It seems the girls I've contacted aren't really true freckles or true GFE for that matter. I wonder where Heaven is. She's been MIA for quite sometime now and even though she didn't have a pretty face she had a good lookin body.

I looked up Lace but unfortunately couldn't find her.

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]You need not worry Autumn, Ilapp is definately not the one you spoke too. His drama days ended a long time ago when he was kicked out of the "Starlight Musicals" at Butler. He is probably the most pragmatic hobbyist on the board.

As far as ladies, search e.com, they do list if they are bi. Now some may be sorta bi and some very bi. Some may prefer women like yourself, who are one big freckle and some may prefer china like skin. That's the wonderful thing on this board, we all have are preferences. Like for instance if you have any Asian in you then your just perfect for my friend Ilapp.

You might want to try HH I know some of the ladies there are bi and play with other women.

FF

PS. Hey hobbyist's don't forget to send an e-mail to Ella so I can lick her freckles.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rossy]And now a request. I saw one post about JustUs2 from the site referenced above but no responses. She's only got a few recs on there but they seem to be from regular reviewers. Anyone here seen her and would like to comment?[/QUOTE]

Rossy,

You might want to try a few more reviews before asking. Who knows you could be my Aunt Leo's husband. We love hobbyist's who participate and earn their stripes.

Justus2 is new, as Ilapp indicated, more petite than pic's indicate. And no I have not done a review because she is trying to be UTR.

FF

PS. She does not have a single freckle on her entire body (I should know, I inspected it.)

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]Rossy,

You might want to try a few more reviews before asking. Who knows you could be my Aunt Leo's husband. We love hobbyist's who participate and earn their stripes.

Justus2 is new, as Ilapp indicated, more petite than pic's indicate. And no I have not done a review because she is trying to be UTR.

FF

PS. She does not have a single freckle on her entire body (I should know, I inspected it.)[/QUOTE]Thank you for the information. I think you'll find I'm a team player. In addition to Courtney, I've seen Jazabel Sloan. Her incall location is private and nice. She's very sweet and looks like her pics (although her hair is a bit shorter now). Everything is "covered" with her but boy was that condom firmly in place after her CBJ! I don't recall whether or not she had freckles, though. Great fun to talk to. Ran out of time for Road. 2 we were having so much fun talking.

I had some time to kill the other day and I had been emailing back with Liz and I decided we should finally meet up. Liz is very nice and very eager to talk to you I believe she generally wants it to be the whole GFE experience even the talking! I was not a fan of her in call location but that is just me. She has some OK pictures up on e.com but I was expecting she was hiding something the way she was posed and I was right. She is not as good looking in person as she was in the pics but generally that is true for all girls. I would not repeat but she was very professional and accomplished the mission so I guess I can't complain to much.

Me

First thanks to Wallie for saying so succinctly and clearly what I was thinking, and although he referenced only the most recent issue, longer term members I am sure can remember others, both here and off of other boards/forums. There are more instances in other geographic areas I travel, but on the whole there are many more happy co-existent examples than there are the flame outs, and I am sure this will be another good and productive one.

Miss Autumn seemed to think I was only looking for a standing O, and I am afraid I am guilty as charged. Fortunately I found one yesterday, and note to myself, send a thank you note to the manufacturer of that conference table for making it just the right height for a short old fat guy to get that O standing, boots on the shoulders. And yes, many freckles. I am afraid though that if she meant the kind of standing O with applause and adulation, honestly I could care less. Some have accused, myself included, of a good friend here of writing his reports not really for us but for and about himself. The more I know him the less I think that, actually I get it and I should say that I know better than that, but none the less, no one writes more just for their self here than I. People that know me know that, I don't need an audience, I just like to hear myself type; and type and type and type. In truth, I suspect fully more than 90% of all the info traded on this site amongst myself and lots of others who have been here for a bit, the real info and the purpose for this forum, is done out of view of the public postings. anyway.

This part is going to have some metaphorical writing that will probably be gotten by all here who have been here for a little while, brought about by nostalgia over these recent conversations. If you don't get it or don't like it, then please don't read it. Day before yesterday I had the opportunity to cork a lovely Merlot, dark in color, hints of chocolate and roses, an absolutely lovely refreshment, fulfilling beyond belief. This is one I have had the luxury of sampling many times before and one whose time may have come to see the light of day, but another time for that. And although it was a only a Merlot, it was a stunning and magnificent example. It was alas, not a fine Bordeaux. And now with all of this talk lately, I find myself longing wistfully for the fine Bordeaux that was lost to many here. It's taste was extravagant and sinful and delicious, and the vessel it came in was spectacular. I still occasionally catch a wisp of it in the air, and I still long to retire to the villa reserved only for it; to uncork and release all the promise that it held. Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? I still think it a shame the way it all went down. At least this time I will have no dog in this fight should it ever occur.

On a lighter note, I also had some Cherry wine yesterday too. That stuff is expensive.

Ya get a standing O again sir... Lmao. I caught my name in your again chapter of a 900 page book. :) I didn't read it all & don't plan to. Anyway again thanks for the great feedback to the rest of you. I really appreciate it & it seems Lacy is very popular. I'm thrilled to talk to her or catch up with her at her coming up event! :) thanx to the other great hoobiest of the board who have welcomed me with open arms & a nice swift slap on the hoo ha!

[QUOTE=Ilapp]First thanks to Wallie for saying so succinctly and clearly what I was thinking, and although he referenced only the most recent issue, longer term members I am sure can remember others, both here and off of other boards/forums. There are more instances in other geographic areas I travel, but on the whole there are many more happy co-existent examples than there are the flame outs, and I am sure this will be another good and productive one.

Miss Autumn seemed to think I was only looking for a standing O, and I am afraid I am guilty as charged. Fortunately I found one yesterday, and note to myself, send a thank you note to the manufacturer of that conference table for making it just the right height for a short old fat guy to get that O standing, boots on the shoulders. And yes, many freckles. I am afraid though that if she meant the kind of standing O with applause and adulation, honestly I could care less. Some have accused, myself included, of a good friend here of writing his reports not really for us but for and about himself. The more I know him the less I think that, actually I get it and I should say that I know better than that, but none the less, no one writes more just for their self here than I. People that know me know that, I don't need an audience, I just like to hear myself type; and type and type and type. In truth, I suspect fully more than 90% of all the info traded on this site amongst myself and lots of others who have been here for a bit, the real info and the purpose for this forum, is done out of view of the public postings. anyway.

This part is going to have some metaphorical writing that will probably be gotten by all here who have been here for a little while, brought about by nostalgia over these recent conversations. If you don't get it or don't like it, then please don't read it. Day before yesterday I had the opportunity to cork a lovely Merlot, dark in color, hints of chocolate and roses, an absolutely lovely refreshment, fulfilling beyond belief. This is one I have had the luxury of sampling many times before and one whose time may have come to see the light of day, but another time for that. And although it was a only a Merlot, it was a stunning and magnificent example. It was alas, not a fine Bordeaux. And now with all of this talk lately, I find myself longing wistfully for the fine Bordeaux that was lost to many here. It's taste was extravagant and sinful and delicious, and the vessel it came in was spectacular. I still occasionally catch a wisp of it in the air, and I still long to retire to the villa reserved only for it; to uncork and release all the promise that it held. Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? I still think it a shame the way it all went down. At least this time I will have no dog in this fight should it ever occur.

On a lighter note, I also had some Cherry wine yesterday too. That stuff is expensive.[/QUOTE]

I spent a couple of hours this morning with a visiting provider named Dyvine. She's been to our fair city before but it looks like its been a while. She's here tomorrow as well and I highly recommend her. She's got a big menu to choose from and clearly enjoys what she does. She's intelligent and funny and I hope she comes back more frequently. Although I didn't partake, I understand she's offering duos with Ginger Lynn. I've yet to meet up with Ginger, but based on her reviews and my time with Dyvine, I can only imagine that would be a spectacular team.

I know Misty is no stranger to many here and and that many were sad when she took her recent leave of absence. Well let me tell you, she is back and better than ever. I have had the good fortune to see her more than a couple of times since her return, and honestly it is hard to get enough. If you know her, you know that she is different than most providers and time spent with her really is a GF experience, a "date" often feels like a real date. She is quirky and beautiful and pretty much insatiable, she can take what ever you have to give. I have spent so many times with her and done so many things that it would be hard to just write a review of one encounter; I had to twist her cute arm to let me write about what an exceptional provider she is and give her her just due, even though she is reluctant to have the spotlight on her. I don't think she is back for long so if you want to see her, I for one wouldn't be waiting very long since she is in demand and it can take a while for her to get you cleared. It is good if you have friends that are friends I might add. I asked her if I could post a pic or two and she agreed, said just to pick one I liked. the ones I have taken are kind of personal to me, my favorite though would be one another friend took that involves a collar of a certain type and well...but not my pic really so figured I would pass on that one so I just grabbed a couple recent ones out of the ones she has sent me when she wants to get my attention. Safe to say these did the job. Glad she is back, hope she stays, afraid she won't. Now if I can just get four more ATFs to come out of retirement, make that three, one is on the way.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]First*** one.

Miss ***anyway.

This ***it. Day before yesterday I had the opportunity to cork a lovely Merlot, dark in color, hints of chocolate and roses, an absolutely lovely refreshment, fulfilling beyond belief. *** And although it was a only a Merlot, it was a stunning and magnificent example. It was alas, not a fine Bordeaux. ***occur.

On a lighter note, I also had some Cherry wine yesterday too. That stuff is expensive.[/QUOTE]

Well I see you finally learned how to use paragraphs. I do believe this is the first post, of this length, that you finally separated it into some sensible paragaphical style of writing. Oh I think I know why.
One - You have new glasses and finally figured out where the tab button was on your phone.
Two - You actually used a computer to write this one.

As far as the Merlot and Bordeaux go, well we both know it must have been a boring time for the company involved because you do have the tendency to, well how do I say this, fall asleep during the wine tasting portion of the refreshment hour. Must have been a short standing O.

FF

PS. Hey, what’s with the “And yes, many freckles.” Have you been hiding something from me again?

[QUOTE=Ilapp]First thanks to Wallie for saying so succinctly and clearly what I was thinking, and although he referenced only the most recent issue, longer term members I am sure can remember others, both here and off of other boards/forums...[/QUOTE]
Oh, I remember a few others, but that being the most recent, it was the one I could remember the best, and knew some of the newer members would remember as well... lol

[QUOTE=Ilapp]On a lighter note, I also had some Cherry wine yesterday too. That stuff is expensive.[/QUOTE]

I didn’t miss the Cherry Wine portion of your post. However I was a little taken back and had to do my research. Now for the non-wine connoisseur’s, there are five main types of cherry wine.

Black cherry wine, Sweet cherry wine, Dry cherry wine, Washington cherry wine and finally a Cherry Zinfandel.

So which Cherry wine did you partake? If it’s the Cherry wine we both know, then you had all five. This is because, this particular cherry wine becomes five different flavors, depending on the moment, location, full moon, and current additives (or lack of). One bottle, five flavors. Unusual, not really if you consider the wine taster. It is also normal that each wine be separated during the sampling. Location is also critical. No, I don’t mean a critical care facility. Of course this wine is best consumed in the confines of your home. Especially since some wine tasters tend to fall asleep after just a few glasses. Each wine must be separated to insure a cleansed palate, which enriches the body of the wine upon tasting. So in your case I hope you have a humble abode with a minimum of four bedrooms. I say this so each flavor of wine has its own place to bring out its true personality. This of course leaves one wine without a bed. So in this case I surely hope you have a pull out couch.

The next time you plan on tasting some of your cherry wine, please bring me along. I of course will be happy with only one of the flavors while you can sample the other four.

FF

PS. I saw some freckles tonight.

Not a big deal but outfit is the same, phone is same, mess in background is same, but she changed her shoes. Hmmmpf. Oh Let me change my shoes and take another pic? Probably a woman thing. As I said, no biggie just makes ya wonder. She is a hottie tho!

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I know Misty is no stranger to many here and and that many were sad when she took her recent leave of absence. Well let me tell you, she is back and better than ever. I have had the good fortune to see her more than a couple of times since her return, and honestly it is hard to get enough. If you know her, you know that she is different than most providers and time spent with her really is a GF experience, a "date" often feels like a real date. She is quirky and beautiful and pretty much insatiable, she can take what ever you have to give. I have spent so many times with her and done so many things that it would be hard to just write a review of one encounter; I had to twist her cute arm to let me write about what an exceptional provider she is and give her her just due, even though she is reluctant to have the spotlight on her. I don't think she is back for long so if you want to see her, I for one wouldn't be waiting very long since she is in demand and it can take a while for her to get you cleared. It is good if you have friends that are friends I might add. I asked her if I could post a pic or two and she agreed, said just to pick one I liked. the ones I have taken are kind of personal to me, my favorite though would be one another friend took that involves a collar of a certain type and well...but not my pic really so figured I would pass on that one so I just grabbed a couple recent ones out of the ones she has sent me when she wants to get my attention. Safe to say these did the job. Glad she is back, hope she stays, afraid she won't. Now if I can just get four more ATFs to come out of retirement, make that three, one is on the way.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Joe Behot]Not a big deal but outfit is the same, phone is same, mess in background is same, but she changed her shoes. Hmmmpf. Oh Let me change my shoes and take another pic? Probably a woman thing. As I said, no biggie just makes ya wonder. She is a hottie tho![/QUOTE]

See, I would have thought that any guy that looked at those pics and fixed on the shoes would either be light in the loafers himself or else something is going on altogether different with him. Don't get me wrong, I was trained well and I can spot and actually name by sight and style many very high end shoes and their designers. I don't want to think about the amount I've spent on those items. But this time that isn't what I would have concerned myself with in those pics, but hey what do I know? You may be on the right trail bro, it is odd but those pics were taken for the very reason of the shoes as it turns out anyway Now no one can appreciate what a fine pair of shoes can do to enhance the beautiful feet and legs of women and how wonderful that is than I, but really, those pics and your thinking about the shoes and her housekeeping? I was thinking more attractive and accurate leg view in one but a shame not see those spectacular breasts better in the other. Guess I screwed up.