General Reports

[QUOTE=Exec Talent; 1316919]Those here who actually know me, know I miss very little including the desire to prolong a discussion that was largely meaningless in the first place. Your definition of GFE is very sterile and relies on a particular act performed in a specific way. OriginalSin's definition is based on how being with a woman makes him feel. I didn't miss anything other than that some men here only are capable of looking at women in one dimension, while others have evolved and it seems those less evolved are a little jealous.

NOW, we can move on.[/QUOTE]For me. It's falling in love for an hour. Or 3. Walking out with a spring in the step & a song in the heart. (not to forget the relief that the fee absolves the lack of flowers, a fancy dinner, calling every day & jewelry.)

Rules? We don't need no steenking rules!

Hello everyone just wanted to wish everyone a happy thanksgiving hope you all have a fun and safe holiday. Xoxo melissa3

Melissa 3 Happy holidays to you and everyone else! Jersey and the rest of my friends.

Hopping that you do not eat too much!

Lots of kisses.

Ee

Newbie here. Hope these questions fit in the General Reports forum. If not I apologize and will not repeat.

-I am an older guy, over 50. I was wondering if you any of you guys or ladies know of any bars anywhere in the area where a guy could talk to and maybe ask out older women ie. 40, 45, 50+. Bars besides the Blue Martini.

-All the bars around UCF / Waterford Lakes where I live seem to have a younger, college age crowd. I imagine downtown is the same. Not sure about other areas but I am willing to travel. Older, single women must go somewhere when they go out for a drink on ladies night. Not sure where.

-Related question: have any of you older folks had any luck meeting ladies- Not Pros- on swingerlifestyle, lavalife, or adultfriendfinder dot com? Not sure people are still using swinger websites or are using Craigslist or Facebook or others to hook up.

-How about the the Cypress Cove nude resort?

All of these websites and the resort seem to cater to mostly couples I think, but am not sure.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Melissa3;1322829]Hello everyone just wanted to wish everyone a happy thanksgiving hope you all have a fun and safe holiday. Xoxo melissa3[/QUOTE]Hey Everybody,

Just wanted to also wish everyone a happy holiday be safe and enjoy a big time turkey day.

Marc

[QUOTE=Quasimodo45; 1321816]For me. It's falling in love for an hour. Or 3. Walking out with a spring in the step & a song in the heart. (not to forget the relief that the fee absolves the lack of flowers, a fancy dinner, calling every day & jewelry.)

Rules? We don't need no steenking rules![/QUOTE]You guys are so right. I always walk away with a spring in my step. Its definitly a rush for the 30 min to 90 min your there!

We already have threads for escort reports, positive escort reports, negative escort reports, rip off reports, streetwalker reports, backpage advertiser reports and craigslist advertiser reports. What exactly is the purpose of a general reports thread? I am in favor of changing the title of this thread to more accurately reflect its true purpose. We should rename it the jokes, semantics debate and black men's penises report thread.

All in favor say aye.

Just want to wish all the mongers and providers a Happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy the turkey, I know I will. Stay safe everyone, especially on the road.

Happy holidays to all of you guys (including the ones I haven't met) I am in Alabama with family and can't wait to get back to you guys soon! Thanks for being so nice and informative ladies! Have fun but most importantly be safe!

Ps: JerseyGirl call me. I lost your number and really miss hearing your sexy voice.

Thanks,

JADA69

To all enjoy and be safe.

[QUOTE=Boss Hogg; 1323568]We already have threads for escort reports, positive escort reports, negative escort reports, rip off reports, streetwalker reports, backpage advertiser reports and craigslist advertiser reports. What exactly is the purpose of a general reports thread? I am in favor of changing the title of this thread to more accurately reflect its true purpose. We should rename it the jokes, semantics debate and black men's penises report thread.

All in favor say aye.[/QUOTE]General reports covers it all. Your post was kind of funny though, so I guess it fits in with the jokes.

[QUOTE=NovaGuyswm; 1323486]Newbie here. Hope these questions fit in the General Reports forum. If not I apologize and will not repeat.

-I am an older guy, over 50. I was wondering if you any of you guys or ladies know of any bars anywhere in the area where a guy could talk to and maybe ask out older women ie. 40, 45, 50+. Bars besides the Blue Martini.

-All the bars around UCF / Waterford Lakes where I live seem to have a younger, college age crowd. I imagine downtown is the same. Not sure about other areas but I am willing to travel. Older, single women must go somewhere when they go out for a drink on ladies night. Not sure where.

-Related question: have any of you older folks had any luck meeting ladies- Not Pros- on swingerlifestyle, lavalife, or adultfriendfinder dot com? Not sure people are still using swinger websites or are using Craigslist or Facebook or others to hook up.

-How about the the Cypress Cove nude resort?

All of these websites and the resort seem to cater to mostly couples I think, but am not sure.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Try the bars in the Restaurant Row area (Sand Lake Road). Lots of well to do divorcees. I-Drive bars may turn up vacationing women looking to play.

Craigslist can turn up a gem every once in a while, but you have to weed through a lot of duds and crazies. Some of the main line dating sites can be good to find casual sex, but you may have to work at it.

[QUOTE=NovaGuyswm; 1323486]Newbie here. Hope these questions fit in the General Reports forum. If not I apologize and will not repeat.

-I am an older guy, over 50. I was wondering if you any of you guys or ladies know of any bars anywhere in the area where a guy could talk to and maybe ask out older women ie. 40, 45, 50+. Bars besides the Blue Martini.

-All the bars around UCF / Waterford Lakes where I live seem to have a younger, college age crowd. I imagine downtown is the same. Not sure about other areas but I am willing to travel. Older, single women must go somewhere when they go out for a drink on ladies night. Not sure where.

-Related question: have any of you older folks had any luck meeting ladies- Not Pros- on swingerlifestyle, lavalife, or adultfriendfinder dot com? Not sure people are still using swinger websites or are using Craigslist or Facebook or others to hook up.

-How about the the Cypress Cove nude resort?

All of these websites and the resort seem to cater to mostly couples I think, but am not sure.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Do not under any circumstances use Adult Friend Finder. I tried it for a few months and it's pure BS. When your dues come up, you'll start to get e-mails from hotties that want to see you. They'll continue e-mailing until they sucker you for another month's dues. You'll never see any of them. It all came perfectly clear when I researched it backwards, I. E. Women looking for men. I shit you not, there's 100 men for every woman on that site. Do the math.

My buddy has great luck with the swinger's scene. He hits up Caligula in Tampa and scores almost every time. It's an Uncle Ben to walk through the door though. Hope you're not shy. Do you have problems boinking a man's wife while he's watching and masturbating? There are cheaper swinger places around here where single guys pay between 40-60 to get in. They haven't been as productive for him.

The Why Not lounge in Altamonte Springs has older women. Some of them have been going there for 30 years though!

Park Ave has some restaurants with an older crowd. There's a disco upstairs who's name escapes me that is OK. Harper's Tavern is a good place to go as well as Dexter's.

Finally, if you hear or find a good place please let me know! We spend every Sat night trying to find it and we're still searching.

Just wanted to send out my best wishes for a great Thanksgiving to everyone.

XOXO Ashley

Hey buddy try backstage it is located in a hotel right by the convention center and point orlando on I-drive.

I have been in there a few times and always have luck with the older ladies, sometimes locals, most of the time out of towners with hotel rooms here for conventions.

Good luck,

OTJB

[QUOTE=NovaGuyswm; 1323486]Newbie here. Hope these questions fit in the General Reports forum. If not I apologize and will not repeat.

-I am an older guy, over 50. I was wondering if you any of you guys or ladies know of any bars anywhere in the area where a guy could talk to and maybe ask out older women ie. 40, 45, 50+. Bars besides the Blue Martini.

-All the bars around UCF / Waterford Lakes where I live seem to have a younger, college age crowd. I imagine downtown is the same. Not sure about other areas but I am willing to travel. Older, single women must go somewhere when they go out for a drink on ladies night. Not sure where.

-Related question: have any of you older folks had any luck meeting ladies- Not Pros- on swingerlifestyle, lavalife, or adultfriendfinder dot com? Not sure people are still using swinger websites or are using Craigslist or Facebook or others to hook up.

-How about the the Cypress Cove nude resort?

All of these websites and the resort seem to cater to mostly couples I think, but am not sure.

Thanks[/QUOTE]