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[QUOTE=Luv Nooke2]Hi Jesus!
Yeah, I know, I knew what he meant. But I found it irresistible to poke a little fun at his question. Lisunia has been discussed so much a little research on the board will reveal all anyone would like to know. We've had a number of private messages (PM's) about them too. Obviously, no one else knows what you discuss in your PM's but this place has been discussed plenty on the board.
Luv,[/QUOTE]Oh, Lisunia's has a bit of mystery left.
[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]That's my pet peeve at these massage places. What you are talking about, I have seen it done time after time. They don't even wait until the customer leaves to place the dirty towels back on the table. Not too long ago I came down with a skin rash which I later found out was ringworm (a fungus infection) this stuff is very contagious and I can't imagine any other place I could have picked this up other than some of the massage places that I have been visiting. The providers do it because not enough clients are complaining.[/QUOTE]Do you have a cat? When kids get ringworm, it is often from the kitten they just brought home from the pet store last week.
[QUOTE=Cold Prick]I'm look to explore the AMP, EMP or LMP for the first time, I want a heads up as to what I should expect. I don't want to seem like I'm new to this, which are the best? Are they open to all races? I'm not in the best shape, is clothing optional during the massage? You can pm me.
Thanks guys[/QUOTE]
You should never take your clothing off during a massage. First of all, if you take off your clothing and someone unexpectantly walks in, they may think that you are trying to get more than a massage. Second, leaving your clothes on will keep you from getting a skin rash or other infection in case the sheets or towels are not clean from a previous customer.
Lastly, keeping your clothes on will hide any embarrassing items that might pop up during the massage. Some guys just can't help getting excited during a massage. You don't want to have an erection in front of a masseuse, it can be offensive to them. These gals are trained to work your muscles so that they relax and tension is relieved. It is insulting to them to have to deal with someone that can't control themselves.
I would recommend loose clothing such as you would wear to a gym for a workout. If you have issues with getting excited, you can wear a jock strap under your sweats. Regular business or casual clothing can be too tight and actually cut off circulation to the major muscles when you lay down on the table. But, never wear jeans or denim shirts... the heavy seams make it difficult for the masseuse to effectively move the muscles during the massage, and the rough material takes its toll on the masseuse's hands.
Good luck, and if you don't have any workout clothes, Kohls is having a really good holiday sale at this time.
[QUOTE=Cold Prick]I'm new to this and wanted to know whats the best way to get my feet wet. I just need to get the first experience under the belt and after that I can cruise on my own. I'm the northern burbs and wanted a recommendation, thats all.[/QUOTE]
I didn't think we'd hear from you again until 2011! I'm shocked!
If anyone has a discount card from Kohl's (hopefully 30% off), pm Cold Prick so he can save even more on his workout clothes!
[QUOTE=F Blaster]I didn't think we'd hear from you again until 2011! I'm shocked!
If anyone has a discount card from Kohl's (hopefully 30% off), pm Cold Prick so he can save even more on his workout clothes![/QUOTE]
I have a couple coupons left for JCPenny, they have a few good things left. I think they also have a leo discount.
[QUOTE=Cold Prick]I'm new to this and wanted to know whats the best way to get my feet wet. I just need to get the first experience under the belt and after that I can cruise on my own. I'm the northern burbs and wanted a recommendation, thats all.[/QUOTE]Sometimes hanky-panky can go on during a massage. Some massage therapists are over-sexed harpies who take advantage of their clients. To combat this, I always make sure to request male massage therapists. That is my assurance that some strumpet does not molest me while I am receiving legitimate medical treatment.
[QUOTE=Blkmn]I have a couple coupons left for JCPenny, they have a few good things left. I think they also have a leo discount.[/QUOTE]
I think if you mention Anthony Abbate, you might get an additional 15% off. Offer valid thru 12/31/08 and may not be available at all locations.
[QUOTE=LapDogg]You should never take your clothing off during a massage. First of all, if you take off your clothing and someone unexpectantly walks in, they may think that you are trying to get more than a massage. Second, leaving your clothes on will keep you from getting a skin rash or other infection in case the sheets or towels are not clean from a previous customer.
Lastly, keeping your clothes on will hide any embarrassing items that might pop up during the massage. Some guys just can't help getting excited during a massage. You don't want to have an erection in front of a masseuse, it can be offensive to them. These gals are trained to work your muscles so that they relax and tension is relieved. It is insulting to them to have to deal with someone that can't control themselves.
I would recommend loose clothing such as you would wear to a gym for a workout. If you have issues with getting excited, you can wear a jock strap under your sweats. Regular business or casual clothing can be too tight and actually cut off circulation to the major muscles when you lay down on the table. But, never wear jeans or denim shirts... the heavy seams make it difficult for the masseuse to effectively move the muscles during the massage, and the rough material takes its toll on the masseuse's hands.
Good luck, and if you don't have any workout clothes, Kohls is having a really good holiday sale at this time.[/QUOTE]
It's good to see the prankster mongers are out in full force this
holiday season. LMAO...
But seriously, speaking of mongers getting excited during a massage...
I got my "services suspended" at a massage school on Chi. ave. because
my excitement apparently was out of bounds by the school's standards.
So they do teach all those ethical & legal entanglements aka "the sexual/erotic massage" at massage school. Mongers might call the
chapter covered as "how to put a buzz-kill into any massage--keeping
yourself off leo's radar screen."
Have a safe & happy holiday season,
T-Man
[QUOTE=Cold Prick]I'm new to this and wanted to know whats the best way to get my feet wet. I just need to get the first experience under the belt and after that I can cruise on my own. I'm the northern burbs and wanted a recommendation, thats all.[/QUOTE]
For an introduction to the AMP experience, Google "Welcome to Randy's Guide to Asian Massage Parlors" (with quotation marks).
There is enough information there to tell you what to expect.
Then go out, get some action, and report back to us.
Been reading the forums for a while, picked up some useful info. Been seeing ads on see l in the therap. Sec. Decided to check it out. Latin joint. 60 for an hr. Young lady named crystal asked the typical getting to know you questions. Asked what spas I had been to, I said the one on western. She mentioned yin. I said no the one off of north ave. Found out it is owned by the same people. Same 50-50-50 scale. Was in the area and in the mood for a hisp. Girl so I figured what the hell.
. To the girls from Xindy, Gunnison, 83, Exercise, Body and Soul, Megis, City, Hong Kong. And all of the other Spas and apts that have helped work out the kinks over the years!
[QUOTE=Random36]Lisunia,
Anyone have luck with Lucy?[/QUOTE]Luck can be had with the provider mentioned.
PM me.
Has anyone tried the Palace AMPS in the North Side?
Can anyone please give me info?
Thanks
[QUOTE=Jimmy Guy]Luck can be had with the provider mentioned.
PM me.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. I would really doubt Lucy provided any extras. Her massage skill are good, she has had training. But I have had most of the CMT'S there and I think she is the least likely to provide extars. I mean there was no teasing whatsoever in my sessions with her. At least with some of their old "CMT's" there was teasing on different levels.
Anything is possible, especially at this place, but again, I find this hard to believe.
Want to make my first forray into the MP scene. Read this thread and the guide. Would you reccomend violet, pretty girls, or the massage school on Irving for a first experience?