Massage Parlor Reports

Visiting town 12/18 and 12/19. Staying by airport. Can any one recommend a massage with Greek option? Post hear or DM me. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Ronacin;6718512]Yesterday I got massaged on a table, but yes still purple outfit, apparents all legit. The strange thing here is that you have to carry out your used condom. First time it happened to me.[/QUOTE]This happens a lot. Some spas have a strict rule about leaving no trace, or sometimes the girl is laying pipe on the DL and the last thing they need is a plumber unclogging the drain and finding 50 wrappers. Funny thing is, at least twice I parked near a spa and saw a wrapper wadded up in toilet paper at the curb. Some jackasses think it's a good idea to drop them right outside the place. Find a trash can or dumpster.

So was driving down Irving Park and saw a new place B&D Health Spa. 3900ish W Irving Park.

Decided to TOFTT and it's a for sure "stay clear".

Knocked on door, older woman in a sexyish teddy answers. Looks (nice body butterface - 4/10).

Barely spoke English other than. "Money, money".

Gave her what I thought was door fee and she starts making the HJ, BJ, FS hand signals.

I wasn't into her at all but needed a massage.

What I got, wouldn't even consider it that. She sorta waved her hands over me for 5-10 minutes, had me flip, and went straight for my junk.

Gave me a meh handshake and then was rushing me out the door. Laid back down for her to finish the massage, she looked puzzled, but waved her hands over me for another 5 minutes.

Summary: Never Again.

Looks (4/10).

Massage (1/10).

Service (2/10).

Total: $70.

[QUOTE=Ronacin;6718512]Yesterday I got massaged on a table, but yes still purple outfit, apparents all legit. The strange thing here is that you have to carry out your used condom. First time it happened to me.[/QUOTE]I stopped by again today and Sol has A nice pretty smile saw her on the way out might request her next time. But I was In the back room closer to the Bathroom and there was still no table. It was A black mat laying on the floor. They still have purple nurse outfits. The Black leggings was my shit them big Latina booty's wooblin and jigglin all around that Spa. They made me carry my used Condom out also In tissue. I guess In case of raids they have no evidence sitting around.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;6718591]This is a common practice with any spa where HJs might be the norm yet only one or two of the MTs provide elevated service, such as a BJ or FS. They don't want condom wrappers in the trash where either the boss might see them or they're paranoid uncle LEO is rummaging through their trash. I've been to a handful of spots where I've been asked to carry out the wrapper and my DNA, hahaha.[/QUOTE]Wait so the owners aren't aware they offer Hand-Shakes or Level 2's (BJs)? I thought they be In on this. Also another thing most In Chicago If not every Spa Asian owned or Latina owned has locked doors. Unlike the Suburban Spa's where you can just walk In. So If CPD does some bust they have time to hide evidence. But the Spa we're talking about Is down Western A busy street where tons of cars sit and wait In traffic and look at you coming out A Spa with tissue LOL.

I tried this place again after a bit of a hiatus. Not sure why I keep coming back, other than it being close by. Place stank like fish, maybe smoky from cooking? I should have left, but went for an hour. Decent massage, but I couldn't get over the burnt fish smell. I won't be back.

MMS texted me about a returning popular young girl named Mimi. I didn't ask her age but she definitely looked young. She sort of has this shy quiet asian girl vibe who you might have looked past during your days in school. Turns out she likes to get down. Not exactly my type but I had a lot more fun with her than I expected and she is young and tight. She has a unique cuteness to her that grew on me throughout the session. Very slim stomach and great B / Cs that I am pretty sure were natural. Quick table shower nothing crazy. To the room for a strong deep massage and flip to the good stuff.

Her BBBJ is pretty solid. She takes around half with each stroke with good strength and great rotating head movements. Minimal hand usage which is a bonus for me. I love a girl who stabilizes it at the base instead of limiting her depth with her hand. Pretty good speed and occasionally staring up at you.

She asks for the cover and I get her on the edge of the bed in mish. Hairy cat BTW. She takes it well and her body looks fantastic here. She is fairly responsive vocally. I play around with her legs for awhile and eventually end up taking one leg over and laying it on top of the other for sideways doggy? Idk what the term is but again her body looks great here and she is tight at every angle. I ask for doggy and get on the table and pound away for awhile. Ass is small but good. Moving my hands to various positions around her ass hips waist and ribs; her curves feel great she is very slim yet has something to grab. I then position her off the bed for more doggy spreading her legs wide. I love the way the ass looks on a girl when her legs are spread and she is face down in the bed gripping the edge of the bed moaning. As I get deeper into this I have really started to find appreciation in the way their hair drapes and moves over their back during doggy. Mimi has a very sexy figure and during doggy I really enjoyed that I could stare at her ass and slowly look up into her beautiful figure with her hair moving back and forth from our movements. I think she had a really sexy back. I don't think I have said that before.

Overall I would recommend Mimi. I feel like she satisfied a craving I didn't know I was having.

70 House and just handed her 200.

Hit orange to check the new lineup and MMS recommended Anna. Forgot to check lineup.

Anna is petite very sexy girl. Pretty nice C cups and slim figure. She had great energy through the entire session. Very giggley and cute. A glamour picture with probably some photoshop but I could believe it is her. TS was quick (my preference) but very good. Enjoyable b2 b short BBBJ preview.

Her BBBJ was great. I don't think I felt a single graze. Good depth good speed good suction. Looking down at her face during the BBBJ is great because you can see her eyes tighten and see 6 she is smiling while you are inside her mouth. Love to see a girl who seems to enjoy it with more than just sounds she offers great visuals as well.

CG was great. Feet planted, takes it a little slow at first but then good speed and again fantastic energy. Deep eye contact and she wants your hands on her tits.

Standing Mish was also great haha. I wrapped my arms around her thighs right above her knees and pulled her into me and I know we could be heard clapping throughout the spa. She takes it well in mish. Looking down her body looks great. Really loved her nipples.

Keep her on the edge of the bed turn her around for doggy. I have begun to place our towels under girls stomachs to help support them and last longer in doggy. I see less girls tapping out on me now. Legs spread WIDE and it felt so gooood. Very tight cat. Once again I know we can be heard through the spa. I was railing her. Naturally I am thrusting into her with my hips pulling her into me with my arms and she is doing her part but I was deep into that state. Only thing on my mind is the view between her ass cheeks and what I was using to split her down the middle. Very good session with Anna highly recommend. Quick Shower little BBBJ tease.

As far as this rotation goes I have to ASSUME that she is one of the better ones. Fantastic Service. I think she said she is not from Chicago so may not be here after wards. Another early Christmas Present to myself. Asked me to take condom. This was brought up recently so figure I will throw in my experience and say this is only the 2nd time I was asked to take it. Sorry Orange I forgot to take it. I was still drooling over Anna.

Going to try slowing down to 2 girls a week instead of 2 a day after this so I won't be spamming the forum as much hahaha.

Can someone confirm 819 yuki moved to kedzie? Was at 819 Friday night-Anne was busy-saw someone when asked if her name was Yuki said yes-but maybe she didn't understand. She was very pleasant and wouldn't mind repeating-just don't want to drive to kedzie for nothin. Anyone been to RL? Does anyone even go to RL anymore?

Reading the board here. It looks like you guys have way more fun than us. Looking for a suggestion on a place with a GFE experience. Does not have to be FS. But would like fully nude, maybe BBJ. Any thoughts without having to drive a long way?

Thanks and be safe.

[QUOTE=IveBeenThere;6719348]Reading the board here. It looks like you guys have way more fun than us. Looking for a suggestion on a place with a GFE experience. Does not have to be FS. But would like fully nude, maybe BBJ. Any thoughts without having to drive a long way?

Thanks and be safe.[/QUOTE]GFE with AMPs is going to be a hit or miss and usually a miss. The ones that just do a glorified handshake aren't going to. The ones that do full service it's going to depend on the girl and they rotate every couple weeks. But usually these girls don't allow kissing and for good reason. They'll hold your hand and rub your back but GFE at an AMP isn't really much of a thing. I think you'd probably do better in the escort threads.

Booker texting spells her name Alma; she introduces herself as Emma. Her English isn't good.

Face: 6. 5/10. Nothing special. In her 30's.

Body:9/10. Short, slim, with nice natural B's. Maybe 5'1, 95 lbs. Looks great naked.

Service*:5/10. She tried to skip table shower, complained it was too cold after brief perfunctory body slides. Back to room, she struggled to listen to direction, didn't offer even LFK, tried to rush and cut time short. Doesn't pretend to enjoy it. Prefers cowgirl position; didn't want to switch to missionary.

I got a look at 3 others but only caught one name, another petite girl named Monica who seemed shy. One Latina who looked the best, not fat, spoke English. The 4th girl, slightly taller Chinese (5'5,120, c cup my guess), was all smiles and perhaps would have been the best based on her attitude. All looked to be in their 30's.

* - I'm using a 2023 Chicago scale here to rate. By 2018 Chicago standards, this would've been good service. We're lucky with our options right now; the bar has been raised.

If you're not vibing with the girl early on, but after you've paid and your and her clothes are off (so at start of massage or table shower), have you ever asked mamasan / papasan for a change? Any success?

[QUOTE=Throwaway5192;6719175]Hit orange to check the new lineup and MMS recommended Anna. Forgot to check lineup.

Anna is petite very sexy girl. Pretty nice C cups and slim figure. She had great energy through the entire session. Very giggley and cute. A glamour picture with probably some photoshop but I could believe it is her. TS was quick (my preference) but very good. Enjoyable b2 b short BBBJ preview.

Her BBBJ was great. I don't think I felt a single graze. Good depth good speed good suction. Looking down at her face during the BBBJ is great because you can see her eyes tighten and see 6 she is smiling while you are inside her mouth. Love to see a girl who seems to enjoy it with more than just sounds she offers great visuals as well.

CG was great. Feet planted, takes it a little slow at first but then good speed and again fantastic energy. Deep eye contact and she wants your hands on her tits.

Standing Mish was also great haha. I wrapped my arms around her thighs right above her knees and pulled her into me and I know we could be heard clapping throughout the spa. She takes it well in mish. Looking down her body looks great. Really loved her nipples..[/QUOTE]Where is orange. I'm not local.

[QUOTE=IveBeenThere;6719348]Reading the board here. It looks like you guys have way more fun than us. Looking for a suggestion on a place with a GFE experience. Does not have to be FS. But would like fully nude, maybe BBJ. Any thoughts without having to drive a long way?

Thanks and be safe.[/QUOTE]Try Saani at Gunninson, it is spa but if you get Julie and put $200 aside from the free entrance you will get GFE.