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Any info it looks TGTBT?[/QUOTE]I could have sworn I read a review about her the other day and that her roommate was even better looking but after scrolling back a few pages I cannot find crap. From what I remember it was a decent experience.
[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1946795]I could have sworn I read a review about her the other day and that her roommate was even better looking but after scrolling back a few pages I cannot find crap. From what I remember it was a decent experience.[/QUOTE]I saw the same review.
Why is so hard for people to understand the concept of this tool, it's to level the playing field. Some get so fustrated that they just smash everything in site when they feel they don't get thier way. Calm down, think about what you are doing, accept the fact that milage varies wildly in this business these girls are doing this as independent contractors, what one gets is not always what others get same goes for us men some of us go further with one provider than we do with others. Hostile druggies, thugs, cry babies, pussy's, spoiled rotten little brats, the list goes on and on find out what group your in, and what group the person your dealing with is in. As it's very clear what group "AIO" is in.
P.S.
Some may look intelligent but don't be fooled at the power of spell check and vocabulary inhancers ready available on the web.
[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1946795]I could have sworn I read a review about her the other day and that her roommate was even better looking but after scrolling back a few pages I cannot find crap. From what I remember it was a decent experience.[/QUOTE]Of what I have seen / heard about Russian hookers, she would be right there with the norm. Then again, we are not in Russia / Ukraine. We are in fucking Tampa. So who knows. If she is a lost little Russian who ended up here, she is probably real.
Do any of you guys know any girls who would let me dream about them for like 15 min for like 20 or 30 for a BJ you can I'm me thanks.
[QUOTE=Jj2549;1946582]What were the damages and was it covered or not?[/QUOTE]Texted her this morning to ask about availability next Wed, was going to ask about rates but she never got back to me. Still intrigued.
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[QUOTE=AidsIsOverated;1946077]Articulate, concise and it allows me to take a copy with me into the room as ammo in case she refuses any item I whipped it out. Say be you are making money with this forum and getting select customers from it. You going to deny this claim or do I have to go back and write you up you refused for no reason making me think I stink to high heaven or something else you were biased against me so you won't say why when I know I bathed before coming to come see you.
[blue]You guys may all flame him at will for even thinking about taking a copy of any review with him to a provider. First rule of fight club?
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Agree with AIO on the quality of the reviews; there are a few on there I've been considering and appreciate the input.
Using data points as leverage? Not so much. I realize I'm new at this, but by its very nature, this is a YMMV hobby. I guess I don't get how it would be helpful unless you know it's going to be a one-shot deal with that particular provider and you have a bucket list of things you simply must do.
Which bree you are referring to? The south Dale Mabry one? Her charge is not low.
[QUOTE=SumGuy1977;1944879]Avoid her like the plague! Nothing but horrible reviews and pictures are at least five years old. However, I highly highly recommend Bree. Not only does she look better than her pictures, her technique borders on mind altering! My ATF, hands down, anywhere I have ever been. Worth double what she charges!![/QUOTE]
Isn't this Dakota? If so, guess she's back from Jacksonville.
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Just started coming to Tampa this week and will be here once a month and god so many fake and non responsive ads. Very discouraging but will reach out to you all for some help. Tried a massage last night and the massage was good but that was it. Not looking for a lot but more than a massage and want someone that does outcalls.
Thanks.
[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1946795]I could have sworn I read a review about her the other day and that her roommate was even better looking but after scrolling back a few pages I cannot find crap. From what I remember it was a decent experience.[/QUOTE]Pics have GOT to be fake at least. Tineye shows dozens of hits. Another review site has her as a Memphis escort w / 0 reviews. Fat chance on this one.
[QUOTE=AidsIsOverated;1946077]Articulate, concise and it allows me to take a copy with me into the room as ammo in case she refuses any item I whipped it out. Say be you are making money with this forum and getting select customers from it. You going to deny this claim or do I have to go back and write you up you refused for no reason making me think I stink to high heaven or something else you were biased against me so you won't say why when I know I bathed before coming to come see you.
[blue]You guys may all flame him at will for even thinking about taking a copy of any review with him to a provider. First rule of fight club?
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]What a stupid idea! Print out a copy and show it to a hoe. I've known AIO is a troll for a long time, I'm just wondering when he will have his status changed from Senior Member to "Ass Hat".
Flame on.
Asock.
[QUOTE=AsockFan;1947116]What a stupid idea! Print out a copy and show it to a hoe. I've known AIO is a troll for a long time, I'm just wondering when he will have his status changed from Senior Member to "Ass Hat".
Flame on.
Asock.[/QUOTE]My god, you're so right on these girls are prostitutes. After that, being a liar and a thief is nothing to them they're nothing to win over. I've you get a good 20 minute session, that's as good as it's ever going to get!
[QUOTE=AidsIsOverated;1946077]Articulate, concise and it allows me to take a copy with me into the room as ammo in case she refuses any item I whipped it out. Say be you are making money with this forum and getting select customers from it. You going to deny this claim or do I have to go back and write you up you refused for no reason making me think I stink to high heaven or something else you were biased against me so you won't say why when I know I bathed before coming to come see you.
[blue]You guys may all flame him at will for even thinking about taking a copy of any review with him to a provider. First rule of fight club?
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;1946555]Hey A,
You ever heard of the term YMMV? Just because one girl lets me stick it in her ass doesn't mean she'll offer you the same service. It could be NUMEROUS factors why a girl will do certain deeds with one guy but not the next.[/QUOTE]I agree with Rookie and this is part of the reason WHY my reviews just give the basic information. YMMV is something that I learned early on, after starting this hobby, but some guys just don't seem to get that.
[QUOTE=AidsIsOverated;1946077]Articulate, concise and it allows me to take a copy with me into the room as ammo in case she refuses any item I whipped it out. Say be you are making money with this forum and getting select customers from it. You going to deny this claim or do I have to go back and write you up you refused for no reason making me think I stink to high heaven or something else you were biased against me so you won't say why when I know I bathed before coming to come see you.
[blue]You guys may all flame him at will for even thinking about taking a copy of any review with him to a provider. First rule of fight club?
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Are you seriously that delusional and lacking in self-confidence that you would even contemplate what you posted? These ladies are not going to treat every client the same all of the time, and will treat the same guy different at different times. Get over it!! Do you bring a review with you when you go to a restaurant. If you're that socially inept that you can't seal the deal yourself with cash and your personality; bring John Morgan of Morgan and Morgan with you! WOW!
[QUOTE=Foright;1946130]Saw her last week. A breast man's dream come true. Low budget motel on Busch but went in anyway. Very attractive and nice body. Not quite a BBW. Boobs 'and Bubble Butt. Great oral skills. Would repeat.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I'll give her a try.
[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1946795]I could have sworn I read a review about her the other day and that her roommate was even better looking but after scrolling back a few pages I cannot find crap. From what I remember it was a decent experience.[/QUOTE]I read the same thing it was on TER. The roommate is Heather who I see ads for all True american blonde. I just staarted a job and hope they are still around when I get paid.
[QUOTE=NephriteJade;1947178]I agree with Rookie and this is part of the reason WHY my reviews just give the basic information. YMMV is something that I learned early on, after starting this hobby, but some guys just don't seem to get that.[/QUOTE]I totally agree, out of all the hunters I am one of the younger ones so I know the girls give me more than there really is on the menu. For example I know a few who are a must CBJ and for me they will BBCJCIM. When I post a review, I try to give the basics such as if the girl is a good bang for the buck or not, if she's a cash and dash or simply not as advertised. When I tell my story, I always point out that there might be some YMMV or not (When I first meet a new girl, I like to sit down, talk and get to know them) and afterwards I try to squeeze as much information as I can to see if there are any hidden menus or prices so I can report them up here.
Chick said YMMV is what posters and their dreams post to cover up fact hung like hamsters.
Find it curious posters who sand bag and pump up YS come out of woodwork like theory or roaches. When you find one scooting around there's hundreds more hiding.
Go steady with two young hard core lesbo beauties then tell you tales.
[QUOTE=PeterRammer;1947186]Are you seriously that delusional and lacking in self-confidence that you would even contemplate what you posted? These ladies are not going to treat every client the same all of the time, and will treat the same guy different at different times. Get over it!! Do you bring a review with you when you go to a restaurant. If you're that socially inept that you can't seal the deal yourself with cash and your personality; bring John Morgan of Morgan and Morgan with you! WOW![/QUOTE]I agree. These women are under no obligation to do anything, and most of them respond the way any other women do. Be nice and treat them with a bit of respect and they'll be nice back. Going in there with a printout of how they treated somebody else and a threat if they don't treat you the same way is a great way to make sure they never want to see you again. I don't even think it has much to do with age. Just get to know somebody and be nice to them, and a lot of them will relax their rules.
My Fellow Hunters.
Does anyone have any info on this lovely lady?
Ava.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/late-night-plaything-25/11385454[/URL]
The key is, be nice to them. If you "WOW" them, they will "WOW" you back. Bill Ho.
[QUOTE=Willh;1947503]I agree. These women are under no obligation to do anything, and most of them respond the way any other women do. Be nice and treat them with a bit of respect and they'll be nice back. Going in there with a printout of how they treated somebody else and a threat if they don't treat you the same way is a great way to make sure they never want to see you again. I don't even think it has much to do with age. Just get to know somebody and be nice to them, and a lot of them will relax their rules.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=YmingaMayVary;1947420]Chick said YMMV is what posters and their dreams post to cover up fact hung like hamsters.
Find it curious posters who sand bag and pump up YS come out of woodwork like theory or roaches. When you find one scooting around there's hundreds more hiding.
Go steady with two young hard core lesbo beauties then tell you tales.[/QUOTE]A I O did you get a new log in?
[QUOTE=BillySea;1947753]A I O did you get a new log in?[/QUOTE]Yep, mentioning Ybor Strip is a dead giveaway!
[QUOTE=Tpa5031;1945522]I half have a dream with his girl. She is a very sweet older lady definitely not that girl on the pictures damage was $100 for hour. Safe location very clean apartment but I will not repeat. Everything wAs covered.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-colombian-girl-34/8658134[/URL][/QUOTE]What is keeping you frrm repeating?
[QUOTE=AsockFan;1947811]Yep, mentioning Ybor Strip is a dead giveaway![/QUOTE]I have been reading AIO's posts for a while. He is slightly "off". There is a vein of mental illness in his posts and personality. For one thing, he is at least a narcissist and probably a megalomaniac.
[QUOTE=BillySea;1947753]A I O did you get a new log in?[/QUOTE]Why am I suddenly remembering douchenozzle??
[QUOTE=YmingaMayVary;1947420]Chick said YMMV is what posters and their dreams post to cover up fact hung like hamsters.
Find it curious posters who sand bag and pump up YS come out of woodwork like theory or roaches. When you find one scooting around there's hundreds more hiding.
Go steady with two young hard core lesbo beauties then tell you tales.[/QUOTE]With most every activity that we engage in we're likely to have some differentiation of experiences. If we didn't and everything was the same all of the time we'd have extremely monotonous and uneventful lives. You must indeed have quite a scientific and gifted mind to have extrapolated your ingenious 'theory of genital hamsterism'. I've never found there to be any correlation between YMMV and ones genital giftedness, but that just shows how unscientific I am. I look forward to reading your treatise on exaggerated sense of self-importance and putting one's foot in one's mouth. Oh; welcome to the board deja vu.
[QUOTE=BillySea;1947753]A I O did you get a new log in?[/QUOTE]What a coincidence that this new user's ID is an abrev of YMMV. And the post is hard as hell to comprehend, just like AIO was!! BUSTED!!
Went to see her today. Incall was ok during the, but definitely looked like it could get some shady characters at night. She was a little bigger than what shows in the pics, but not a bbw and everything was decently proportional. We started with some convo and LEO check. She was non-rush and we chatted and it was a pretty good time. BBBJ which was exceptional and she paid to attention to the boys and her rack was HUGE. I opted for the .5 15 min, but she said she would let me do 30 for .6. The BBBJ was so good however, I popped. She said we could still go another round, but I was short on time and had to leave. Overall, a good experience I would repeat and recommend. Side note however, she has a dog. He was a non factor during the fun and well behaved so it was no issue.
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[QUOTE=MovingOn1;1947967]Why am I suddenly remembering douchenozzle??[/QUOTE]Because he is douchenozzle a I o and other names. Mention ys make him go south but I enjoy his post part fantasy part insanity he is fun.
[QUOTE=YmingaMayVary;1947420]Chick said YMMV is what posters and their dreams post to cover up fact hung like hamsters.
Find it curious posters who sand bag and pump up YS come out of woodwork like theory or roaches. When you find one scooting around there's hundreds more hiding.
Go steady with two young hard core lesbo beauties then tell you tales.[/QUOTE]What the hell did he just say?
I was looking at that one and decided to give her a call, she quoted me for $$ and I told her she was out of my budget (Only girls I'd pay that price would be DM obviously). She insisted to see me that she would give me a discount for $.5, to me that is a red flag in my books for past experiences and I again declined. Five hours later I get another text from her saying "I am horny baby" I replied with "and?" She said "I have an early morning special just for you" I replied "Two notes, 1. Its 4:55 am I am trying to sleep before I go to campus in three hours and two, being that desperate is a serious turn off to me." To me, its quite a turn off if someone keeps pestering me like that, if I am not interested then I am not interested, that simple.
[QUOTE=Flabro;1947536]My Fellow Hunters.
Does anyone have any info on this lovely lady?
Ava.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/late-night-plaything-25/11385454[/URL][/QUOTE]
Alright gents!
So I been seeing this little number for a few weeks now, and if I recall she had a different picture about a year ago of her in a bikini with a Sun. Hat covering her face. It was either her or the chubby 19 year old who recently posted on BP. I saw a post about her recently on here and thought...why the fuck not, lets throw my dice and see what I get. Alright, first things first. I call her up asking for a quote, she quotes me $.75 for 40 and $5 for 60 (To me, a girl who quotes an odd number like 40 minutes is a red flag for a clock watcher) I reply saying that she's way out of my budget and proceed by hanging up. I receive a text stating that she will see me for $.2 for 30 minutes. In my mind I think to myself...one, why the fuck is the price difference between 10 minutes so large..and two...didn't she state in her post that she does not like it when people ask for specials or 30 minute visits? I proceed by asking her if that was alright, she agrees, I reply what does that cover and she replies full GFE. At this point JR wanted some attention, I had the extra funds and the 19 yr old wasn't picking up her phone so I took a gamble and called her in.
Took her 40 m to get to my place, guess she was in plant city or something. Anyhow she gets out of her car (she's the driver, no pimp or bullshit at least) wearing a super tight black dress and high heels, boy was I getting excited! It was too dark to notice but once she entered my place I noticed why she didn't post her face...and its not because she's afraid someone might recognize her...its because her face looks like when kids remove barbi's head from her body and switch it with ken's head. Good news is that she does have that rocking body at least. So I proceeded to turn off the lights and pretend I didn't see anything. She did some light talking and touching before she started to undress and get ready to greet JR. Now her bolt-on's are nice looking...but by far the weirdest feel, like its hard to describe so I avoided touching them. She then covers JR and begins a CBJ (I know deal breaker for most of us), it felt...like she wasn't even putting JR in her mouth, and trust me gents when I say JR is by far not small at all and I felt absolutely nothing! She hops on top and the only thing I felt was the initial penetration, You can tell this woman has seen plenty of mileage. Anyhow all she did was rock back and forth nothing interesting while making these weird sounds...like if she was high on something. She gets tired, we switch positions thinking maybe I can get something different. NOPE! Tried 6 different positions including K9 and they all felt the same, like if I were to throw a fucking hot dog down a hallway. (feel free to quote me on that one) her alarm goes off exactly at 30 m and tells me that she has to go, blah blah excuse. Gets dressed and walks out the door.
I proceeded to disinfect my leather couch with some fantastic, throw my wrapper along with a small bag she left behind in a shoe box and set the fucker on fire. Ran the vacuum through the carpet and proceeded to remove any trace of her cellphone / text messages from my phone as I will NEVER call this person again. I would have felt better if she had just taken the money and ran with it, would have given me an excuse not to stick it in her.
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[QUOTE=PandaSoldier;1948427]Alright gents!
So I been seeing this little number for a few weeks now, and if I recall she had a different picture about a year ago of her in a bikini with a Sun. Hat covering her face. It was either her or the chubby 19 year old who recently posted on BP. I saw a post about her recently on here and thought...why the fuck not, lets throw my dice and see what I get. Alright, first things first. I call her up asking for a quote, she quotes me $.75 for 40 and $5 for 60 (To me, a girl who quotes an odd number like 40 minutes is a red flag for a clock watcher) I reply saying that she's way out of my budget and proceed by hanging up. I receive a text stating that she will see me for $.2 for 30 minutes. In my mind I think to myself...one, why the fuck is the price difference between 10 minutes so large..and two...didn't she state in her post that she does not like it when people ask for specials or 30 minute visits? I proceed by asking her if that was alright, she agrees, I reply what does that cover and she replies full GFE. At this point JR wanted some attention, I had the extra funds and the 19 yr old wasn't picking up her phone so I took a gamble and called her in.
I proceeded to disinfect my leather couch with some fantastic, throw my wrapper along with a small bag she left behind in a shoe box and set the fucker on fire. Ran the vacuum through the carpet and proceeded to remove any trace of her cellphone / text messages from my phone as I will NEVER call this person again. I would have felt better if she had just taken the money and ran with it, would have given me an excuse not to stick it in her.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/britney-available-247-real-pics-36dd-33/6201121[/URL]
[ATTACH=CONFIG]290050[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]I thought I would add to P.S.'s detailed report.
I too, saw a posting on her recently and decided to have a look at her. She is slim with good sized bolt-ons. Looks like she may have been a dancer or an athlete at one point in her life.
Her face is simply homely, to the point that I actually thought for a moment that she might be a man. She showed me her gash, and she is in fact a female. Here face has a good bit of pimples, blemishes, etc., that to me say "unclean person". Her mouth area and lips had something going on as well, just enough to indicate that it would be unwise to make contact with that area.
She seemed friendly enough, but was absolutely high on something. She was slurring her words, constantly twitching about and in general, made me feel very "get her the f*ck out of here now!
That's exactly what I did. I gave her some cash and told her I'd give her a call soon. She left without a problem.
She did not do anything wrong, except her appearance and mannerisms. I have no doubt that the actual behavior reported by P.S. Is factual. The vibe I got from her leads me to believe that is exactly how my session would have gone had I allowed it to progress further.
Of course, your tastes and mileage may vary, but I thought it best to provide mongers with my thoughts on this girl.
Stay Safe!
Damn Panda I feel your pain but thanks for the heads up I was making plans to see her this weekend but not now.
[QUOTE=PandaSoldier;1948427]Alright gents!
So I been seeing this little number for a few weeks now, and if I recall she had a different picture about a year ago of her in a bikini with a Sun. Hat covering her face. It was either her or the chubby 19 year old who recently posted on BP. I saw a post about her recently on here and thought...why the fuck not, lets throw my dice and see what I get. Alright, first things first. I call her up asking for a quote, she quotes me $.75 for 40 and $5 for 60 (To me, a girl who quotes an odd number like 40 minutes is a red flag for a clock watcher) I reply saying that she's way out of my budget and proceed by hanging up. I receive a text stating that she will see me for $.2 for 30 minutes. In my mind I think to myself...one, why the fuck is the price difference between 10 minutes so large..and two...didn't she state in her post that she does not like it when people ask for specials or 30 minute visits? I proceed by asking her if that was alright, she agrees, I reply what does that cover and she replies full GFE. At this point JR wanted some attention, I had the extra funds and the 19 yr old wasn't picking up her phone so I took a gamble and called her in.
Took her 40 m to get to my place, guess she was in plant city or something. Anyhow she gets out of her car (she's the driver, no pimp or bullshit at least) wearing a super tight black dress and high heels, boy was I getting excited! It was too dark to notice but once she entered my place I noticed why she didn't post her face...and its not because she's afraid someone might recognize her...its because her face looks like when kids remove barbi's head from her body and switch it with ken's head. Good news is that she does have that rocking body at least. So I proceeded to turn off the lights and pretend I didn't see anything. She did some light talking and touching before she started to undress and get ready to greet JR. Now her bolt-on's are nice looking...but by far the weirdest feel, like its hard to describe so I avoided touching them. She then covers JR and begins a CBJ (I know deal breaker for most of us), it felt...like she wasn't even putting JR in her mouth, and trust me gents when I say JR is by far not small at all and I felt absolutely nothing! She hops on top and the only thing I felt was the initial penetration, You can tell this woman has seen plenty of mileage. Anyhow all she did was rock back and forth nothing interesting while making these weird sounds...like if she was high on something. She gets tired, we switch positions thinking maybe I can get something different. NOPE! Tried 6 different positions including K9 and they all felt the same, like if I were to throw a fucking hot dog down a hallway. (feel free to quote me on that one) her alarm goes off exactly at 30 m and tells me that she has to go, blah blah excuse. Gets dressed and walks out the door.
I proceeded to disinfect my leather couch with some fantastic, throw my wrapper along with a small bag she left behind in a shoe box and set the fucker on fire. Ran the vacuum through the carpet and proceeded to remove any trace of her cellphone / text messages from my phone as I will NEVER call this person again. I would have felt better if she had just taken the money and ran with it, would have given me an excuse not to stick it in her.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/britney-available-247-real-pics-36dd-33/6201121[/URL]
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My Fellow Hunters.
Does anyone have any info on this lovely lady?
Courtney.
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/open-minded-1oo-ra-uty-1-pmt-22/11285309[/URL]
[QUOTE=JackPineSavag;1948186]What the hell did he just say?[/QUOTE]This is an extremely complex dialect even more indecipherable than the NavaHO Codes. According to linguist Noam Chomsky it can only be fathomed by genitally challenged megalomaniacs after another scoreless night at YS. Just be thankful that you're as clueless as the rest of us; save one!!
[QUOTE=PandaSoldier;1948427]Alright gents!
So I been seeing this little number for a few weeks now, and if I recall she had a different picture about a year ago of her in a bikini with a Sun. Hat covering her face. It was either her or the chubby 19 year old who recently posted on BP. I saw a post about her recently on here and thought...why the fuck not, lets throw my dice and see what I get. Alright, first things first. I call her up asking for a quote, she quotes me $.75 for 40 and $5 for 60 (To me, a girl who quotes an odd number like 40 minutes is a red flag for a clock watcher) I reply saying that she's way out of my budget and proceed by hanging up. I receive a text stating that she will see me for $.2 for 30 minutes. In my mind I think to myself...one, why the fuck is the price difference between 10 minutes so large..and two...didn't she state in her post that she does not like it when people ask for specials or 30 minute visits? I proceed by asking her if that was alright, she agrees, I reply what does that cover and she replies full GFE. At this point JR wanted some attention, I had the extra funds and the 19 yr old wasn't picking up her phone so I took a gamble and called her in.
Took her 40 m to get to my place, guess she was in plant city or something. Anyhow she gets out of her car (she's the driver, no pimp or bullshit at least) wearing a super tight black dress and high heels, boy was I getting excited! It was too dark to notice but once she entered my place I noticed why she didn't post her face...and its not because she's afraid someone might recognize her...its because her face looks like when kids remove barbi's head from her body and switch it with ken's head. Good news is that she does have that rocking body at least. So I proceeded to turn off the lights and pretend I didn't see anything. She did some light talking and touching before she started to undress and get ready to greet JR. Now her bolt-on's are nice looking...but by far the weirdest feel, like its hard to describe so I avoided touching them. She then covers JR and begins a CBJ (I know deal breaker for most of us), it felt...like she wasn't even putting JR in her mouth, and trust me gents when I say JR is by far not small at all and I felt absolutely nothing! She hops on top and the only thing I felt was the initial penetration, You can tell this woman has seen plenty of mileage. Anyhow all she did was rock back and forth nothing interesting while making these weird sounds...like if she was high on something. She gets tired, we switch positions thinking maybe I can get something different. NOPE! Tried 6 different positions including K9 and they all felt the same, like if I were to throw a fucking hot dog down a hallway. (feel free to quote me on that one) her alarm goes off exactly at 30 m and tells me that she has to go, blah blah excuse. Gets dressed and walks out the door.
I proceeded to disinfect my leather couch with some fantastic, throw my wrapper along with a small bag she left behind in a shoe box and set the fucker on fire. Ran the vacuum through the carpet and proceeded to remove any trace of her cellphone / text messages from my phone as I will NEVER call this person again. I would have felt better if she had just taken the money and ran with it, would have given me an excuse not to stick it in her.
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[ATTACH=CONFIG]290050[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Bless you Panda, I have never had this happen to me nor do I want to but then again I do not do outcalls and can walk away anytime. Thanks for TOFTT and I am sure that my time will be coming soon LOL.
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