St Louis Misery Strolls 😫! 🦎
[QUOTE=MadeInTheUsa;5833713]I was wondering if anyone can tell me if & where there is a downtown stroll thanks.[/QUOTE]NOPE. The only strolls in the area are the South Broadway Stroll and MLK Strolls. BUT the Baden srea Stroll on North Broadway has some action latley. Best time there would be in the afternoon till about 8 p. Good luck. ZIP 👊!
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St Louis Misery Stroll 😫! 🦎
[QUOTE=Knucklebuck;5841746] Misty with the Jay Leno chin was out. Might look decent on first pass, but always has pissed off look. Misty Fleming on STLMugshots.[/QUOTE]Yep there hasn't been much out but I did see Lebanese Bre yesterday about 5 p on S Broadway between Mt Pleasant and Itaska. My goodness she got hella thick 😲. I thought it was Booty Brittany at first. LOL! Anyway yea Misty will fool you depending on what she wears. Once you make the turn around to check and see 👀 you end up saying shieet that ain't nobody but Misty 🙄. That strong Jay Leno chin is very distinguishing. LOL😆 🤣 😂! This is Misty about 2 years ago. Hmmmm 🤔 I wonder if she could be Jay Lenos love child. LOL! Good luck. ZIP 👊!
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St Louis Misery Stroll 😫! 🦎
[QUOTE=Zipsnapanddrop;5842391]Yep there hasn't been much out but I did see Lebanese Bre yesterday about 5 p on S Broadway between Mt Pleasant and Itaska. My goodness she got hella thick 😲. I thought it was Booty Brittany at first. LOL![/QUOTE]This was Friday when I saw Lebanese Bre at about 5 p. The pic is kinda blurry 😳 but she has got kinda thick. I tried to roll up on her but there were a lot of cars passing by 🤨 so I went up to Itaska to turn around and just like that poof she was gone 😞. I didn't see any more selections in the area at all so I went to the casino instead. Oh well good luck. ZIP 👊!
Ragging on someone's looks is plain wrong
[QUOTE=Zipsnapanddrop;5843205]That history lesson was kinda interesting! Hmmmm 🤔 I wonder if Misty Leno knows the genetic history of her strong royal distinguishing chin. Maybe she can go back over to her country's CHIN heritage and file for some sort of monetary $$ residuals or kick backs. She could be sitting on some loot 💰 and don't even know. LOL 😆 🤣 😂! Someone should tell her. Oh well this is Jessica, aka Misty Leno, about 2 years ago. Also three pics of her possible brothers and sisters waaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. LOL! Good luck. ZIP 👊![/QUOTE]Ragging on someone's looks is plain wrong, it is not something they control. Besides, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, what is very attractive to you may be attractive to someone else. Just post her photo and let others decide for themselves. If her service sucked, yes, review and rag on that because it is something they can control and change, or not, but then the rest of us can decide to avoid or not.
St Louis Misery Stroll 😫! 🦎
[QUOTE=LoneWinds;5843738]Newcomer to this area's board, but. Back in Phoenix, LE was strict about customers cruising the same streets. Is StL LE the same?
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]You can make as many laps as you want. But there are a few small things to look out for. LE (FTP!) on the St Louis Misery Stroll will pull you over so just cruze the speed limit. Don't run any lights or make quick UTurns. When you see a possible potential hooker 👀 to pick up pull over, not on her, BUT a few lenghts ahead. Check your surroundings as you pull up to make sure LE (FTP!) is not anywhere around. If so they will definitely swoop on you especially if a hooker is walking up to your car. The St Louis Misery Stroll is not like the Phoenix stroll where it's warm year around. It's still kinda cold out and they are still wearing a bunch of clothes. The Phoenix Arizona stroll on YouTube shows a much better selection of hookers to choose from plus they dress the part. BUT not here on the STL Misery Stroll 😳. You will find that most of these hookers here are either toothless meth addicts or are old and geriatric ready for the hooker retirement center. LOL! Every now and then after you make 10 laps of the stroll you may find a good one. You just have to have patience. Also the best time for more hooker selections would be Memorial Day weekend. This is when the weather will be hot for the entire summer and you will see more hookers out through October 1st. After October 1st the selections drop 🙄. BUT your best bet to get a good looking girl for a good time would be to try Listcrawler. The STL selections there would be better looking but they over charge for the goods 🙄. Plus some of them used to be hookers on the stroll. Anyway just be careful and be aware of your surroundings. I hope you don't plan on staying here in St Louis Misery. This place is no good at all 👎. Compared to the other bigger stroll on YouTube like Bissonnet, Figueroa, Phoenix, and Seattle. Good luck. ZIP 👊!
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St Louis Misery Stroll 😫! 🦎
[QUOTE=OldChineseGuy;5843485]Ragging on someone's looks is plain wrong, it is not something they control. Besides, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, what is very attractive to you may be attractive to someone else. Just post her photo and let others decide for themselves. If her service sucked, yes, review and rag on that because it is something they can control and change, or not, but then the rest of us can decide to avoid or not.[/QUOTE]Ok 🙄. I keep forgetting this is St Louis Misery and we as Missourians are living in the heart of the Bible Belt. Some people in 2022 may get offended when discussing prostitutes in a comedic light. My baaaad 🙄. Anyway, the usasexguide is a soapbox type of forum. This soapbox / forum is designed for men to express their experiences with hookers however they choose, funny or serious. I've never been married and don't have any kids so I never been a serious uptight guy at all. Even when I was in the military I was always cracking jokes to make light of a particular situation or subject matter. Basically I like to have fun so my post are written in a comedic style because life is short. So you might as well get all the pussy you can and have fun in doing so. LOL!
Furthermore, the uptight, sensitive, and critical police are still present and just lurking around to comment defensively to someone's posts. Some folks are uptight here on this forum and don't have any sense of humor at all 🙄. Sir, or anyone else for that matter, if you are from this uptight shitty city or not from this uptight shitty city my bad that I offended you 🙄. BUT the INITIAL Misty post with the Jay Leno chin was kinda funny! When I read it I flipped out my chair and fell on the floor spilling my beer rolling in laughter 🤣. So I just couldn't resist to post in response. If my Misty Leno post offended you then try scrolling along. They are just joke's chin and all. LOL!
Finally 🙄, picking up prostitutes is a dark and gloomy sleezy hobby. So I was just making a funny post to shed some comedic light to a dark sleezy topic of discussion. As I mentioned I didn't mean to offend you. BUT the next time I pick up Jessica aka Misty Leno I will surely be asking her if I can rub her royal chin in hope that a royal Genie pops out and gives me three wishes 🙏. LOL! My first wish would be to ask for one hundred GOOD LOOKING prostitutes be placed on the S Broadway stroll continuously all day everyday. For all Johns, Ho Mongers and Tricks to enjoy. LOL! And sense Misty Leno is a descendant from royalty then maybe one or two hookers with the royal Jay Leno / Scream chin can be included just for the sensitive Ho Mongers, Johns and Tricks. LOL! BUT the two have shall have their chin checked and infused with a Genie. So my friend you can rub on it also and get three wishes. BUT hopefully the Scream Genie Chin pops out just for you sir LOL! Be Cool. ZIP 👊!
St Louis Misery Stroll 😫! 🦎
[QUOTE=Wastrel;5843966]I heartily endorse the suggestion for people looking for mutually satisfying informal type transactions between consenting adult men & women to PLEASE try to be a bit less stupidly indiscrete & careless in some of their maneuvers, for the good of all, girls, guys, neighbors, public servants with more productive things they should get to. But, that said.
The new gentleman's question reminds me of a related query of my own: Has anyone ever seen or heard of local LE ever running a reverse sting, using policewoman decoys and suchlike to bust guys specifically & solely for this particular purpose, on the streets of St Louis? I haven't, but maybe I'm just not fully informed about that. For that matter, I also have yet to talk to a single STL curbside SW type working girl, who says she's ever been popped for anything like "loitering to solicit" or some such thing that's really a pretty commonplace everyday occupational hazard in some other cities I'm familiar with. Or even anyone who even knows of anyone second-hand who says she ever has. I'm not asserting that I know for sure that it definitely hasn't happened, just the fact that I haven't heard of it in this town. At all. And I've got that same answer when I've asked more than a few local ladies that I thought would surely be experts in a position to know about such stuff, and that's surprising to me to the point of seeming almost weird compared to say PHX or LAX or LAS and suchlike.
Along those lines, for the very ground floor of that kind of mission it seems to me like maybe they'd firstly and with foremostness want to get around to making themselves at least slightly inconvenient occasionally to the very obvious dope house locations that have been operating openly at the same spots 24/7/365 for years without interruption, busy openly conducting the business that so many of the SWs are sort of chained to, and sometimes dying from, ya know? Like that phony "store" that mostly is in the fentanyl business at the SE corner of North Grand & Montgomery, what with all the messy unsightly customers' bodies regularly turning up dead for at least the last seven or eight years along the wall right across the street from their door right next to the dope & gangsta "motel" that probably has never seen an actual suitcase in this century, and the ridiculous supposed gas & "convenience" store that's very openly involved in a crack slinging operation doing "rock" bidness right over the counter all night long on N. Union Blvd about a block north of MLK, well known to practically everyone with a glass pipe between Chicago & Memphis, and I could go on and on. But maybe I'm not getting the picture right, and I'm very sincerely open to learning more of the ground truth that I could be mistaken or just incompletely knowledgeable about, and I really would be into changing my mind with more information that I might not be aware of.[/QUOTE]Hmmmm 🤔 excuse me sir, as I try very hard not being facetious in my response 🙄, but yes there have been vice stings along the S Broadway stroll in the past. Undercover LE (FTP!) has been used to net Johns for soliciting sex from prostitutes. I believe most of us who partake in this sleezy hobby are aware when picking up a prostitute along the stroll there may be a chance for a vice sting operation.
The Phoenix newbie query was concerning Ho Mongers cruising the same streets over and over in fear of LE interfering 😳. Mr Newcomer seemingly but simply was asking for insight or comparison of both the Phoenix stroll and the St Louis Stroll. Mr Newcomer inquisitivly asked how both cities relate while cruising BUT also implying possible prevelent LE (FTP!) interference as they do in Phoenix. Well sir the answer is yes! LE (FTP!) in St Louis Misery will harass Johns just as they do in Phoenix 🙄. I may not be an expert but as a Ho Monger since 1990 I have participated in this hobby a long time. The best advice for a newbie here in St Louis would be to use caution, visually surveying while lapping the stroll. Do not make reckless indecisive UTurns. LE (FTP!) will definitely swoop you as they sometimes roll in unmarked vehicles. Also don't pull directly on a potential worker. Pull a few lenghts up as she will walk to your window to discuss physical interactions. I would also suggest getting a room in the area and have it already in play. Taking one of these hookers to an alley or somewhere of her choice is no good at all 👎. For a newbie, you will just be setting yourself up to get snitched on by the neighborhood watch committee or you may even get robbed 😳.
In closing my advice for any Newbie would be to carefully use common sense while cruising. Don't make any suspicious indecisive or quick foolish movements while you are driving. Pick up a hooker and take them to a hotel you already have in play. Finally man just have some damn fun and get your rocks off! This is not rocket science. LOL! Lawd Jesus 🙄. Good luck. ZIP 👊!
Looks: my last 'date' was only about a 6, but her skills are an 8, so I tipped her
Since this is a discussion board that's all about guys interested in seeking women for sex, and doing so from women who are making their living based on selling their physical attraction to guys, judging those women who choose to do that based on their physical looks is pretty much what it is about. Some of them look like shit, some don't. And a lump of shit is in the eye of the beholder, but we're here to call 'em as we see 'em. I'm into chocolate spinners, so personally I wouldn't ever want to get frisky with a single one of those pictured here lately, at any price, and they amount to some really foul looking skanks to me, and I'll say so here if I damn well feel like it. But ain't it wunnerful to somebody else they look good, maybe even to a whole bunch of somebody elses, and if they are hot enough to them to make rent money off it I'm all for it, so that's great and more power to both of em.
If you don't want to be judged on looks, working as hooker selling your looks or getting sweaty with those who do should probably not be your thing, and maybe think about taking up knitting or organic gardening. I'm sure somewhere there's a discussion board for that. No we don't choose our looks, or our brains, and life is not fair. And we are not entitled to live on our looks, or to be chess champions. I really want Halle Berry types to chase me on the street, and I wouldn't even charge them for catching me. And I want world peace, and a good five cent cigar.
Watch the neighborhood organizations
[QUOTE=Wastrel;5847794]Yes, thanks, I appreciate the response and repeating that is always useful. But I do know very well what a SW sting is and looks like, and how to avoid them, for about forty years now. I've seen plenty of them. In my opinion it really takes someone spectacularly clueless, childishly impulsive, very drunk, or just plain stupid to get themselves caught in one. Of course there is no shortage of people out there who are well qualified on those grounds, who somehow manage to have automobiles and enough scratch to be a danger to themselves and others. For myself when I'm out where the street wildlife roams, I'd say the first and easiest clue to me is that they are strangely stationary within the limited boundaries of where the sting operation has designated in advance for them to be, for keeping within the surveillance of their backups, rather than freely walking over & around the corner leaving their high visibility spot to come to the possible pick up.
But those operations are quite expensive, and they also are usually intentionally marketed through the local news media to the taxpaying public. And I've seen nothing specific discussed about any of that recently here at all, and while I sure could have missed it, out of my 17-18 years or so on this web forum I've had a particular interest in following the local StL SW scene for about the last 7 or 8 or those years. So I was curious specifically in whether THIS city (importantly the CITY & not in County jurisdictions) was in fact ever doing them, perhaps if there are examples of any dates and places, after what gals working the streets here have said to me on the subject locally. Not on what some unfortunately almost inevitable pompous internet forum jackass might airily want to declare that "everybody knows" but specific reports which would constitute useful factual information.
After asking that, I've since done a bit of research on the current City policy, coming from both the stated policies that have been disseminated in writing from both the Mayor and the St Louis City Circuit Attorney (the chief City prosecutor) and I've learned that the answer locally is very different here now than a lot of other cities. I don't want to start wading into the pointless cultural squabbles of warring political tribes over dumb political ideological crap that surely won't be productive at all, but both those StL City (again NOT StL County) officials are explicit highly public advocates of a "decriminalization of 'sex work' platform" they adopted from a feminist lobbying political advocacy pressure group that's apparently treated as a definite part of their constituency, and they have apparently issued public directives to their respective LE supervisory staffs to that effect.
Thanks for the courtesy of your reply, but looking back through some posting history here I've also concluded it is probably going to be very difficult if not impossible to try to have a reasonable discussion of the factual elements of things of this nature due to peculiarities of individual personality problems and emotional investments some may have on this particular sub-forum, so I'll just leave it there, and let any of you'all who may have a sincere interest in the status of things around this topic in this City to follow the bread crumbs yourself to research the details that are readily available from multiple public sources.[/QUOTE]If the neighborhood organizations are complaining the LE will be out. Watch out.
If the organizations are not complaining then just be your usual cautious self.
St Louis Misery Stroll 😫! 🦎
[QUOTE=BB2020;5858067]I've been reading these for a few years never meet a streetwalker before but am interested in trying. I've hired a few escorts before but this part of the hobby is new to me. I've driven up south Broadway almost every workday the past 2 weeks and haven't seen a lot of girls walking it. I drive it about between 5-7 is that just a bad time or am I just an idiot. Also about how much money should I have on me. Again I'm new to this so any advice is appreciated.[/QUOTE]Sniff! Sniff! Something putridly stinks here with an oink oink scent 🐖 🐷. Hmmmm Idunno 🤔. Could this be (FTP!) LE? I like bacon but sho nuff don't like this kind of bacon 🤨. ZIP 👊!
St Louis Misery Stroll 😫! 🦎
This past Thursday it was a nice day so I thought I would give the stroll a tour. There was quite a few out but mostly regulars 🙄. During my tour of the Fabulously Famous SS Stroll I ran into Leah or I guess that's what she said her name was. She looked kind of familiar like she used to come out years ago back in the day. I couldn't figure it out. She had on glasses and was wearing a bunch of clothes with an oversized sweater. She was also carrying a backpack. I spoke to her briefly for a quick hot minute. Then I left because she was acting kind strange. I continued cruising down S Broadway and this is where I saw Crystal. She was one block north of Bates walking down Pennsylvania. She seemed as if she just woke up or been out all night and starting to look a little worn down. One thing about Crystal, besides her laid back pleasant personality, is she has some big ol unnaturally long thick nipples. Her tits used to have milk in them about 3 yrs ago. Back then she would squirt milk on your Johnson and suck it off. Very freaky! Anyway, in the same area but on Broadway I saw Angel who kinda looks a little strange. Angel has been coming out for a long time. She was dressed kinda nice and wearing a hat. BUT Angel has alot of picking sores on her arms 😳. As I kept rolling along by the bridge on Bates. There was Ol School Funny Walking Crack Head Denture Wearing Sarah still putting in work. She was standing by the the infamous Stairwell To Hooker Heaven. As I turned around and came back Sarah was instantly gone "Poof" just like that! BUT there was quite a few along the side street. As I slowed down and stopped, there was one I couldn't recognize because she had a hoodie pulled over her head. Once she walked up to my window I said to myself "OH now I know". It was Jessica with the Jay Leno Chin 😳. She changed up her look as she was wearing tight jeans and her hair was braided blonde. She threw me off from the back because she was inconspicuously wearing a hoodie and new gangsta blonde braids. BUT as she walked toward my window I said "OH it's just Jessica Leno". LOL! Then I said that's ok I will pass thanks. Further down by the Stairwell To Hooker Heaven there was Honey. BUT Honey sho nuff can't be making no Money with that weight she put on 😳. She has gotten really fat. I didn't even recognize her. She looks totally different from 4 years ago when she was much slimmer and kinda new to the stroll. Idunno maybe she's prego? Naaaaa I think she just been eating good. LOL! One thing fosho is Honey has put on some pounds and looking kinda blimpish 😳. Continuing my tour of the fabulously famous S Broadway Stroll I headed down S Broadway. Near Schirmer I saw KiKi / Black Kay with a big ol wig with blue highlights in it. Kay / KiKi is starting to act and look as if she is strung out on something. In that area there was a bunch of old hookers still coming out so I turned around and headed to the gangsta ghetto gas station on Broadway and Osceola. Man they got some good Fried Chicken an Fried Cat Fish there in the afternoon until about 3 p. I got 8 whole wings and three cat fish fillets then headed back to the crib to get my grub on. At the end of my tour I realized there was alot of hookers out along the stroll BUT the good fried food ended up being the highlight of my day. Aint' nothin like fried wings and fish with a few ice cold Modelo's. LOL! Be Cool. ZIP 👊!