Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;1499025]Anyone sample Linda Lee massage on Kirkman? 1/2 hour for $40. Wondering if this is a a new AMP or a franchise.[/QUOTE]Was thinking about this place today so I decided to give it a shot. The place is new, clean, and as reported the walls do not go up to the ceiling. There is also no music, so way too quiet. Typical AMP massage and typical h. E. Some roaming allowed, but nothing exciting. Did the job, and left paying less than anyplace else in my AMP life. Only $40 for 30 minutes and left a $30 tip that went appreciated. Only $70 total. Average looking Chinese therapist. Probably won't repeat because there is better to be had for just a bit more. If three clients were being attended to at the same time the swish swish sound in stereo would be too funny (too quiet with no real walls).

[QUOTE=Smokedmeat;1499308]Just plain nasty.[/QUOTE]I saw her as I liked her look. But when I got there, things just went downhill. She rushed the session and was not accommodating. She is actually from Tampa and comes over here. I gues she has worn out her welcome there. I will not repeat. Too bad, maybe she needs to take a break, then come back.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1498820]She is a total cu* and freaks the f*k out if you try to roam. Her massage is horrible and personality is worse. You have been given notice. If you fall for this one, it is on you as the brotherhood has warned you.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/h0t-naturally-busty-redhead-38dds-put-your-troubles-aside-and-give-your-body-a-gift-29/6341143[/url][/QUOTE]She has a number of rules and will short change you on the hour, don't waste your time.

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I believe she went by Angel before, she needs to stay in Tampa area.

[QUOTE=OliverOil; 1499517]She has a number of rules and will short change you on the hour, don't waste your time.

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I believe she went by Angel before, she needs to stay in Tampa area.[/QUOTE]One more voice that says stay away.

[QUOTE=Grand Piano;1499633]One more voice that says stay away.[/QUOTE]There have been so many negative comments regarding this girl and her sister. I don't understand why anyone would waste their time and money on them!

[QUOTE=Arthur63;1499785]There have been so many negative comments regarding this girl and her sister. I don't understand why anyone would waste their time and money on them![/QUOTE]I actually enjoy Angie's sister. She is better looking than her pictures and I think is wild and a lot of fun. Great BBBJ, but FS is covered. Now Angie is another story. You are right about the rules. She will go topless, but you CANNOT touch her nipples or she will end the massage immediately. She also has a black "Keeper" who waits outside, but lives in the room with her when she is not entertaining. I visited her once, but never, never again.

WOF

[QUOTE=OliverOil; 1499517]She has a number of rules and will short change you on the hour, don't waste your time.

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I believe she went by Angel before, she needs to stay in Tampa area.[/QUOTE]Mechanical and yes all is TRUE. She needs to go home and quit wasting space on ads.

Has anyone checked it out? Looks interesting!

OG

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/julies-sensual-therapeutic-full-body-massages-to-your-hotelhome-or-my-studio/6392824[/url]

Thanks Peace!

[QUOTE=Grand Piano;1499633]One more voice that says stay away.[/QUOTE]And to add, pics are at least 3 years old. Tits are saggy half deflated bags. Nasty. Surprised anyone would want to touch.

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Thanks Peace![/QUOTE]She has been reviewed here in Tampa. Basically, it's a "stay away" from this girl consensus. Does not deliver the goods as advertised.

[QUOTE=Worldsoffun; 1500112]I actually enjoy Angie's sister. She is better looking than her pictures and I think is wild and a lot of fun. Great BBBJ, but FS is covered. Now Angie is another story. You are right about the rules. She will go topless, but you CANNOT touch her nipples or she will end the massage immediately. She also has a black "Keeper" who waits outside, but lives in the room with her when she is not entertaining. I visited her once, but never, never again.

WOF[/QUOTE]I shouldn't have commented on sis w / o personal experience! My bad!

Look guys as I said before, iam tired of old asian therapist, I have been to many parlours but not all of them, I have never got any 415 asian girlis that was more than 32 yrs old, most was nineteen to 30 yrs old and only $140-160. The only bad thing is no TS or real massage, will somebody help me, I want to spend my hard earned money on young asian girls. Please advise thanks

Ok I read the Post #8565 and thought to myself, Self the price seems like it just might fit the wallet this week so why the hell not lets go for it. I got off work last night and called up to make sure someone was able to take me once I got there. No prob said the voice on the other side of the line. I get there the place is dead. Walk in and mamsan is sitting in a chair in the lobby. She jumps up and takes me back to the room and tells me to lie down. I ask about the shower and she said ok lets go. We head back to the back of the joint and low and behold its a standup shower that looks like something out of a spinal tap video. (The pod people video) anyway that was self serv. I get done and walk back up to the room and now I have a different woman there. I get on the table and she actually does a nice job on the massage. Now this is where it gets funny. As in post #8565 Threegentelman states that the walls don't go all the way up. It was so quiet at first you could of heard a mouse fart. The other lady turned on a stereo in the back. That drowned out some of the noise the other lady was making. About 15 min into my massage I hear the front door open up. I was like damm now I have to listen to some other monger get his jolly's too! Now to my surprise it was not a mans voice I heard, but a woman's. For listening to her conversation she has been there a few times to get her feet rubbed bye the other lady. Now this woman got the room right next to mine so I had to listen to her talk about training for a half marathon, and how bad her feet hurt, and that every time she gets her period they hurt worse. I looked at the woman giving me a rub and she was laughing. So that Kinda made me laugh. Now comes the flip and I start to get my had shake. The whole time this other woman is right next door going oooohhhhh! That feels soooooooo goooood! Over and over again. Needless to say this was a 1st for me. I would go back there again when funds are running low and need a quick release but that is it nothing really to good to make it a regular spot.

Stay Safe! Jrod

After work last Saturday night stopped by Lucky Dragon. Have had no Luck getting a late-night massage here in the past. Thinking they closed at 11, I was surprised that this time I could get an hour massage past 10:30. Paid .7, Mamasan led me to room, and drew Annie, a nice Chinese gal, maybe in her 40s, with blonde streaks. She came in before I was ready for the ts, and I thought this might be rushed. Nice ts, but no fun yet. Opted for a hard massage, and she delivered. No pre-flip tease, and I thought that was going to be it.

Then after the flip, I slipped into a dream where she got more daring. Dreamt of a handshake that wouldn't stop, with roaming. Got past the tennis outfit to the kitty, and petted for a long time. After waking, she kept massaging, especially my face and feet. She graciously received the .4 tip and seemed to really enjoy our time together. What a turnaround. Next time I know to leave the tip beforehand.

SJ

Went to Hong Kong AMP the other day. It is located near commodity circle on John Young south of Sandlake. Nice place and good massage but.

Totally legit. NO hint of anything. Maybe I looked like LEO, do not know. Is this normal here or did I do something wrong. I thought I.

Read that it was a good place. It is across from Oriental Spa. Maybe that is better to go to. ?

Oriental Spa is better in terms of standard service typical of an AMP.

[QUOTE=Indian River; 1501738]Went to Hong Kong AMP the other day. It is located near commodity circle on John Young south of Sandlake. Nice place and good massage but.

Totally legit. NO hint of anything. Maybe I looked like LEO, do not know. Is this normal here or did I do something wrong. I thought I.

Read that it was a good place. It is across from Oriental Spa. Maybe that is better to go to. ?[/QUOTE]

Jorgette used to work out of her house, but now has a really nice office in MetroWest. Very discreet.

She is an older Brazillian who takes care of herself and has some work done to the body. She is in great shape for her age.

Her massages are decent. She also does skin exfoliation and moisturizing which I am not a big fan of.

With me, she does not get very into the ending, but she does get the job done. Wish she was more wild like the other Brazilian girls I have known.

[QUOTE=Orlandoguy123; 1500240]Has anyone checked it out? Looks interesting!

OG[/QUOTE]

Nice report! When I went there (post #8423) , the therapist really got into my crack which was enjoyable.

Otherwise a pretty average place.

[QUOTE=Jrod 216; 1501564]Ok I read the Post #8565 and thought to myself, Self the price seems like it just might fit the wallet this week so why the hell not lets go for it. I got off work last night and called up to make sure someone was able to take me once I got there. No prob said the voice on the other side of the line. I get there the place is dead. Walk in and mamsan is sitting in a chair in the lobby. She jumps up and takes me back to the room and tells me to lie down. I ask about the shower and she said ok lets go. We head back to the back of the joint and low and behold its a standup shower that looks like something out of a spinal tap video. (The pod people video) anyway that was self serv. I get done and walk back up to the room and now I have a different woman there. I get on the table and she actually does a nice job on the massage. Now this is where it gets funny. As in post #8565 Threegentelman states that the walls don't go all the way up. It was so quiet at first you could of heard a mouse fart. The other lady turned on a stereo in the back. That drowned out some of the noise the other lady was making. About 15 min into my massage I hear the front door open up. I was like damm now I have to listen to some other monger get his jolly's too! Now to my surprise it was not a mans voice I heard, but a woman's. For listening to her conversation she has been there a few times to get her feet rubbed bye the other lady. Now this woman got the room right next to mine so I had to listen to her talk about training for a half marathon, and how bad her feet hurt, and that every time she gets her period they hurt worse. I looked at the woman giving me a rub and she was laughing. So that Kinda made me laugh. Now comes the flip and I start to get my had shake. The whole time this other woman is right next door going oooohhhhh! That feels soooooooo goooood! Over and over again. Needless to say this was a 1st for me. I would go back there again when funds are running low and need a quick release but that is it nothing really to good to make it a regular spot.

Stay Safe! Jrod[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Indian River; 1501738]Went to Hong Kong AMP the other day. It is located near commodity circle on John Young south of Sandlake. Nice place and good massage but.

Totally legit. NO hint of anything. Maybe I looked like LEO, do not know. Is this normal here or did I do something wrong. I thought I.

Read that it was a good place. It is across from Oriental Spa. Maybe that is better to go to. ?[/QUOTE]It not you. I agree the place is nice and clean but not so much as a hint of any happiness there, except in their ad.

I noticed today a new (new for me anyway) AMP on Sand Lake Road, north side by the side entrance to Mall of America. I can't find a ad on BP or Craigslist that ties to that address. Does anyone know the name?

I really screwed this up and started a "new Thread" SORRY!

Anyway on with the posting:

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This lady is that and more. I hope someone has had the pleasure, and if you did please let the rest of us know the about the talents of this lovely lady:

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs.and-44/6733977[/url]

Prime Time in Maitland. 44.

Looking for a generous Man to please. I am sweet, petite, super clean DDF, non smoker, smooth, hairless, and very sexy. I love what I do, you will, too. 5'2"/115 36C-27-36 407* no texting, small donation requested My place or yours within in reasonable distance.

Please PM me if you have experience with her.

[QUOTE=SoloTraveler; 1501828]Jorgette used to work out of her house, but now has a really nice office in MetroWest. Very discreet.

She is an older Brazillian who takes care of herself and has some work done to the body. She is in great shape for her age.

Her massages are decent. She also does skin exfoliation and moisturizing which I am not a big fan of.

With me, she does not get very into the ending, but she does get the job done. Wish she was more wild like the other Brazilian girls I have known.[/QUOTE]Wait wait wait. You got Jorgette to give a HE?

[QUOTE=Loving302; 1502529]I really screwed this up and started a "new Thread" SORRY!

Anyway on with the posting:

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This lady is that and more. I hope someone has had the pleasure, and if you did please let the rest of us know the about the talents of this lovely lady:

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs.and-44/6733977[/url]

Prime Time in Maitland. 44.

Looking for a generous Man to please. I am sweet, petite, super clean DDF, non smoker, smooth, hairless, and very sexy. I love what I do, you will, too. 5'2"/115 36C-27-36 407* no texting, small donation requested My place or yours within in reasonable distance.

Please PM me if you have experience with her.[/QUOTE]I had the pleasure yesterday to meet her. Because of my limited time, I only did 30 minutes, which I normally always get 90 minute massages. She meets you at a location nearby for a safe meeting. For 44 years old, her body is in excellent shape, the face and teeth, ok. The rub was ok, but again I was in a hurry. She loves what she does. Menu appears to be long and open. I left very happy, DATY, cim! I will definitely book a 90 minute very soon. $.6 is the donation she asked for yesterday.

[QUOTE=OliverOil; 1499517]She has a number of rules and will short change you on the hour, don't waste your time.

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I believe she went by Angel before, she needs to stay in Tampa area.[/QUOTE]Great head, clean and pleasant personality.

[QUOTE=Barolo;1502773]I had the pleasure yesterday to meet her. Because of my limited time, I only did 30 minutes, which I normally always get 90 minute massages. She meets you at a location nearby for a safe meeting. For 44 years old, her body is in excellent shape, the face and teeth, ok. The rub was ok, but again I was in a hurry. She loves what she does. Menu appears to be long and open. I left very happy, DATY, cim! I will definitely book a 90 minute very soon. $.6 is the donation she asked for yesterday.[/QUOTE]Thank you and it looks like I have a treat "cumming".

The only concern are the looks and the teeth just "OK"? LOL

[QUOTE=Barolo;1502773]I had the pleasure yesterday to meet her. Because of my limited time, I only did 30 minutes, which I normally always get 90 minute massages. She meets you at a location nearby for a safe meeting. For 44 years old, her body is in excellent shape, the face and teeth, ok. The rub was ok, but again I was in a hurry. She loves what she does. Menu appears to be long and open. I left very happy, DATY, cim! I will definitely book a 90 minute very soon. $.6 is the donation she asked for yesterday.[/QUOTE]Saw her last week. This is a horny chick that likes what she does. While her body is solid, her face and teeth are not 'ok'. They are below par and slightly on the ugly side. Her chompers are certainly a turn off. That said she makes up for it in enthusiasm and just being a nice person. I question her age as she appears to be older then 44 and that certainly is not her pic.

That said, you can certainly get the most bang from your dollar from this one. She is paranoid about Uncle Leo and takes preventative measures. Treat her well and you will reciprocate. Treat her like a dick and scare her out of the industry and this will be the last time you fuckers get a good tip from me for a long time.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1503463]Saw her last week. This is a horny chick that likes what she does. While her body is solid, her face and teeth are not 'ok'. They are below par and slightly on the ugly side. Her chompers are certainly a turn off. That said she makes up for it in enthusiasm and just being a nice person. I question her age as she appears to be older then 44 and that certainly is not her pic.

That said, you can certainly get the most bang from your dollar from this one. She is paranoid about Uncle Leo and takes preventative measures. Treat her well and you will reciprocate. Treat her like a dick and scare her out of the industry and this will be the last time you fuckers get a good tip from me for a long time.[/QUOTE]Your good tip! I got to love it!

[QUOTE=Loving302; 1503009]Thank you and it looks like I have a treat "cumming".

The only concern are the looks and the teeth just "OK"? LOL[/QUOTE]You will have a treat if you treat her well!

When I was bidding jobs for owners, owners would say;

I want low price.

Quality.

Great service.

I would tell them you can only get 2 out of 3, pick!

As a hobbyist we can only get 2 out of 3.

I know a English CMT, who is providing on the side. (lovely accent by the way). She has an office downtown. Business days are Sat. Sun. Mon and Tues. Pm for further details.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage-appts-avail-8am-11pm-aaahh-mmmmmassage-by-karen-407-616-7122/6594533[/url]

I am thinking about setting an appointment with this one. Wanted to check with the lads to see if any of you mongers have seen her.

As a tip to you lads, check out Pam. She takes limited appointments and fancies herself an artist which is pretty annoying. That said, she is a nice lady though a bit older. YMMV, but you will leave satisfied if you are cool with her.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/artist-touch/6789096[/url]

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/20-off-july-summer-irish-sensation/5851436[/url]

Limited menu and over priced. Nice lady but you don't get much of a bang for your $$$

They have lowered their prices. Apparently times are tough for the ladies. Shiwa is a notorious complainer but considering the increased competition on Colonial, I'm not surprised that they are not very busy. These girls are solid and I support them just based on the fact they are so nice and the massage is freaking awesome. Good affordable optionat$65 / hr.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/an-ancient-cure-for-modern-life/2706117[/url]

Don't fall for this one. While she does have a great body and the pics are provocative, you have no chance of extras. Zero. She is a total weirdo and prude. Save your money for the numerous outstanding providers in this city. Don't trust me? RTFF and see for yourself that Heather is a total waste.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1504220][url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/an-ancient-cure-for-modern-life/2706117[/url]

Don't fall for this one. While she does have a great body and the pics are provocative, you have no chance of extras. Zero. She is a total weirdo and prude. Save your money for the numerous outstanding providers in this city. Don't trust me? RTFF and see for yourself that Heather is a total waste.[/QUOTE]Heather has been reviewed ad-nauseum and is universally rated as bad news. She is a total psycho. You will have a better time if you slam your penis in a door frame.

[QUOTE=Fluxaeon;1504226]Heather has been reviewed ad-nauseum and is universally rated as bad news. She is a total psycho. You will have a better time if you slam your penis in a door frame.[/QUOTE]While you are absolutely correct, I just don't want any new readers to fall for this trap and waste their money. Bad providers deserved to be called out over and over again.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02; 1504211][url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage-appts-avail-8am-11pm-aaahh-mmmmmassage-by-karen-407-616-7122/6594533[/url]

I am thinking about setting an appointment with this one. Wanted to check with the lads to see if any of you mongers have seen her.

As a tip to you lads, check out Pam. She takes limited appointments and fancies herself an artist which is pretty annoying. That said, she is a nice lady though a bit older. YMMV, but you will leave satisfied if you are cool with her.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/artist-touch/6789096[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks for the immediate response by a couple of you guys via PM about Karen. Word is this lady is a slob, her pics are old, has a male roommate / husband that roams around while you get a massage, gives a terrible rub with too much oil and has a nasty attitude. Don't waste your time as at least three of you guys had the same thing to say about her. Thru the public forum, this is when this site is at it's best when we call out bad providers and spare each other from wasting our money with bad service.

I sincerely appreciate the responses. You guys are a good group of dudes.

[QUOTE=Fluxaeon;1504226]Heather has been reviewed ad-nauseum and is universally rated as bad news. She is a total psycho. You will have a better time if you slam your penis in a door frame.[/QUOTE]Aloma Heather is a a little better. She advertises on CL. She's not into it as much as many are but decent massage and have left happy despite it being mechanical. I've heard others have been more successful.

One weird thing she's in a one story Class C office building that is locked all the time so younhave to stand outside till she comes and gets you. Also no shower.

[QUOTE=Fluxaeon;1504226]Heather has been reviewed ad-nauseum and is universally rated as bad news. She is a total psycho. You will have a better time if you slam your penis in a door frame.[/QUOTE]I have to agree. At the end I looked at her and she said "I'am not a hooker". No one said you were and she became very cold.

I should have read the reviews as they were right. My bad.

Hopefully, I'll get a chance to meet Joan.

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02;1504216]They have lowered their prices. Apparently times are tough for the ladies. Shiwa is a notorious complainer but considering the increased competition on Colonial, I'm not surprised that they are not very busy. These girls are solid and I support them just based on the fact they are so nice and the massage is freaking awesome. Good affordable optionat$65 / hr.[/QUOTE]Hey PM me with details and all new prices thanks