Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Redrox;2657138]Went to Best in Target parking lot today at 11:30 am and it was closed, locked and dark inside. Guess they are gone.[/QUOTE]I was hoping that wasn't true, they were one of the better places. Stopped in late last week and they were closed also. Ended up at Eastern, ok massage and ending, but she was definitely not a looker and $50/ half is getting a bit pricey.

Anyone know of anything decent near the upper east side? Doesn't have to be an AMP, I'm more than happy to go to an individual with an apartment but can't do anything at home. I haven't had any luck at the one on East Capital, if it's even still open. The ones I've counted on in the past are now too far (92nd+ Greenfield, king on 108th, new massage). Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

[QUOTE=DowntownMke;2658028]Kiki on North near Mayfair was not in the other day. Instead got Jill. Not very erotic.[/QUOTE]Please provide more details. I am in need of entertainment. Since it was Jill, I am assuming no real menu, just standard finish at best?

I was in the West Bend area so I thought I'd check out Lavender day spa which advertises on Backpage. Of course all the photos in the BP ad are fake. I didn't have to visit the site in person to realize that, but they were advertising that they are under new management and had a new lineup of young women. Always the optimist, my little head prodded me into checking out the site so I dropped by.

Standard AMP in a small strip mall. Covered windows and some candy on the counter when you walk in. I enter and an Asian woman old enough to me my mother comes out of the office to greet me. "You here for a massage?" she asks. "Yes" I reply. The points to the price list on the wall and asks "How long?" Prices are $40 for 30 minutes, $60 for 60 for two handed massage. There were longer options and four hand options but I forget what they were. I tell her that I wanted the hour but would like to see the girls. She grunts something like "What?" I repeat that I would like to see the girls. She grunts again. I repeat. Finally she says "I don't speak English. " I leave. I really don't care to pay an unattractive heavyset woman old enough to be my mother to try to entice me. I may be a monger but I do have my standards.

[QUOTE=Oakly;2659703]I was in the West Bend area so I thought I'd check out Lavender day spa which advertises on Backpage. Of course all the photos in the BP ad are fake. I didn't have to visit the site in person to realize that, but they were advertising that they are under new management and had a new lineup of young women. Always the optimist, my little head prodded me into checking out the site so I dropped by.

Standard AMP in a small strip mall. Covered windows and some candy on the counter when you walk in. I enter and an Asian woman old enough to me my mother comes out of the office to greet me. "You here for a massage?" she asks. "Yes" I reply. The points to the price list on the wall and asks "How long?" Prices are $40 for 30 minutes, $60 for 60 for two handed massage. There were longer options and four hand options but I forget what they were. I tell her that I wanted the hour but would like to see the girls. She grunts something like "What?" I repeat that I would like to see the girls. She grunts again. I repeat. Finally she says "I don't speak English. " I leave. I really don't care to pay an unattractive heavyset woman old enough to be my mother to try to entice me. I may be a monger but I do have my standards.[/QUOTE]Well played. Got to know when to fold your hand our you would have been out $60 and wasted an hour of your life.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2659840]Well played. Got to know when to fold your hand our you would have been out $60 and wasted an hour of your life.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I learned from experience that when they play dumb that it won't be good for you.

[QUOTE=Redrox;2657138]Went to Best in Target parking lot today at 11:30 am and it was closed, locked and dark inside. Guess they are gone.[/QUOTE]Went last 2 weeks and nothing.

Everyone is closing at 7 pm it seems.

[QUOTE=LithoFox;2660001]Went last 2 weeks and nothing.Everyone is closing at 7 pm it seems.[/QUOTE]Closed for good it sounds like to me. That's the feeling I got from the other two members comments in this forum. It sounds like others closed up shop too.

I can confirm that Oriental Massage on Layton was closed today. It's too bad, I always had good service there and IMO the masseuses were easy on the eyes. Bummer.

Went to see her. Cheap and I'm broke. She has lost quite a bit of weight. I hadn't seen her in 2 years, things have changed. Summer has been good to her, lost a lot of weight. Still some gut and stretch but for an older broad not so bad and maybe getting better. The sort of thing my fifty year old fat ass would take home after three drinks; in a heart beat. Spoke of having a two year old but no hubby or BF. Still has a nice see+ cup chest with gumdrop nipples.

Paid $. 6 for 50 stayed an hour. Mutual which is the norm for her plus a little finger and DATY followed by a great release for me. Offered 4 hand but passed ($1. 0). Young jet black brunette with pale skin in her late 20's is sons GF.

Boyfriend / Son camped on the couch doing the phone thing. I am a little sick and twisted so I might do the topless 4 hand just for a thrill. Finished basement somewhat clean but messy, mattress on the floor lots of pillows.

Definitely a bargain basement deal and always a sure thing. Being regular could be full service.

Lefty - "asshole the size of a quarter" cracked me up LOL gut wrench. But totally true, you could park a Lincoln up there!

On a budget, would repeat for sure. I like a fish in a barrel.

Be safe.

D4 F.

I rode that rectum like I was in a rodeo and she never complained the least bit. Glad she has upgraded herself. But I would not want a 4 hands. I'd just go for the young one.

A two year old? You know she's like 45? I suppose its possible. She gave decent head but was a spitter. She loved DATY. I suppose if you want a tavern tart she'd do. Still I am not going to massage her. And I don't want to see the stretch marks. So even if she was free or paid my gas money to come, I wouldn't do it.

You really have to be in the mood and right state of mind for her. You guys who do see her, I do understand. You have a need to feel dirty and she is our girl. You get off having junior on the couch and the girlfriend helping out.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;2660911]Glad she has upgraded herself. But I would not want a 4 hands. I'd just go for the young one[/QUOTE]

You read my mind, Lefty. Can any one confirm if the slender young thing is available solo? Is she even pretty? I had Russian from Red once. I really don't think I'd dip into that again, unless the brunette is worth the price of admission alone.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2661378]You read my mind, Lefty. Can any one confirm if the slender young thing is available solo? Is she even pretty? I had Russian from Red once. I really don't think I'd dip into that again, unless the brunette is worth the price of admission alone.[/QUOTE]To elaborate on my previous comment, I may have seen Red twice. If she was the same chunky woman with tight red curls, I actually saw her 5 years ago. The location would've been a red brick duplex not far from McCarty Park. What stands out in my mind was the fact that there was an older, thin, 5/10 brunette who watched our session. Red had hospital scrubs on for the massage and set the table up in the living room. The brunette didn't leave as I laid nude on the table. At this point I figured what the hell, at least I know there'll be extras. This Red ended up on the table topless and I did Russian on her while the other woman sat with great curiosity on the chair in front of us. I'm sure she got quite a show. Red looked much better back then, more healthy and attractive than when I saw her at that house near 108th and Edgerton.

Not that I would ever want a place to get too busy, but the place on 36th and Oklahoma is worth a stop.

Was not certain were to park at first with all the researve signs. When walking toward the door passed a thin one on the sidewalk, once walked in the front door she was walking toward me from the back. All smiles, takes the money and points to room. Room was cold.

Turns out she would not be my masseuse. (later found out it was Lily). Older, heavier set, teeth etc.

She started by cup clapping her hands over me. Thinking WTF is this. About 10 min later a decent massage started. And then the baby, baby, baby statements. Oh baby you take care of me etc.

In the end a decent release, kept with OTC teasing only (as that level was really musty when she was standing at the head of table), don't think will repeat.

[QUOTE=Funbr202;2661919]Was not certain were to park at first with all the researve signs. When walking toward the door passed a thin one on the sidewalk, once walked in the front door she was walking toward me from the back. All smiles, takes the money and points to room. Room was cold.

Turns out she would not be my masseuse. (later found out it was Lily). Older, heavier set, teeth etc.

She started by cup clapping her hands over me. Thinking WTF is this. About 10 min later a decent massage started. And then the baby, baby, baby statements. Oh baby you take care of me etc.

In the end a decent release, kept with OTC teasing only (as that level was really musty when she was standing at the head of table), don't think will repeat.[/QUOTE]There are a lot of places in West Allis. Can you please be a little more specific?

Also, I read every single post on here when I joined so forgive me if I don't remember this being mentioned, but I went to 92nd St again the other night & at the end I was watching my MT clean up while I was getting dressed. They do NOT replace the sheets in between each person. I had the same MT Lisa & got a good massage with a HE but man is that gross knowing they don't replace the sheets afterwards! I will be checking out Kings soon unless that is what the guy above is referring too. I'm also worried about getting the one you all were talking about with the noisy GI tract! But musty, heavier set, bad teeth? YUCK!

Do you think the girls from Best Massage that shut down got deported or put into the mix for other spas?