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[QUOTE=Sam Weller; 1438114]What the fuck is an ASW?
Too many TLAs on this list.[/QUOTE]I believe that is a reference to an Asian street walker, if that is indeed the case, and SW's have taken to hanging around the AMP's they could mean alot more heat from LEO
although I did have to google what TLA meant, LOL!
[QUOTE=Bouinage; 1438122]I believe that is a reference to an Asian street walker, if that is indeed the case, and SW's have taken to hanging around the AMP's they could mean alot more heat from LEO.
Although I did have to google what TLA meant, LOL![/QUOTE]Sorry the TLA was just a stupid joke on my part-
TLA-Three Letter Acronyms.
Sometimes you need a decoder ring here.
Ok. So I decided to give Ambrosia a second (third, fourth, fifth.) chance. I tried their new Asian attendant. The positive: 1) very cute, petite, and clean. 2) firm massage with the right combination of nails for those who like nails. Negatives: 1) half way into the massage, she asked what upgrade I wanted. I paid for an upgrade (topless) which she allowed VERY LITTLE ROAMING and ended up with no HE. When asked why no HE, she replied "You tipped (paid) me for topless only". The Asian said "let me introduce you to the rest of the attendants". I said,"no thank you, no need to, for I won't be back". You try to give people a second chance because we are ALL human, but after that, time to stay away from Ambrosia for a while. Lesson learned. As the saying goes. 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me". For as much negative press that Ambrosia has been getting, one would think that they would get the message and try to gain back customers. But no. Again, this is my experience only. Maybe your experience will be different. Time to move on.
[QUOTE=Sam Weller; 1438114]What the fuck is an ASW?
Too many TLAs on this list.[/QUOTE]You are to be commended for saying "what the fuck" instead of WTF and not contributing to the TLA problem.
[QUOTE=SheTouchedMyPP;1438257]Ok. So I decided to give Ambrosia a second (third, fourth, fifth.) chance. I tried their new Asian attendant. The positive: 1) very cute, petite, and clean. 2) firm massage with the right combination of nails for those who like nails. Negatives: 1) half way into the massage, she asked what upgrade I wanted. I paid for an upgrade (topless) which she allowed VERY LITTLE ROAMING and ended up with no HE. When asked why no HE, she replied "You tipped (paid) me for topless only". The Asian said "let me introduce you to the rest of the attendants". I said,"no thank you, no need to, for I won't be back". You try to give people a second chance because we are ALL human, but after that, time to stay away from Ambrosia for a while. Lesson learned. As the saying goes. 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me". For as much negative press that Ambrosia has been getting, one would think that they would get the message and try to gain back customers. But no. Again, this is my experience only. Maybe your experience will be different. Time to move on.[/QUOTE]There are TV shows where guys go in and turn around failing restaurants and hotels. It all about quality and service. Too bad there aren't guys who do the same for MPs. It's too bad the providers don't at least visit other shops to see how to do it right. But I suspect they're more likely to just collude to offer less and charge more. They do own the "means of production" after all.
[QUOTE=SheTouchedMyPP;1438257]Ok. So I decided to give Ambrosia a second (third, fourth, fifth.) chance. I tried their new Asian attendant. The positive: 1) very cute, petite, and clean. 2) firm massage with the right combination of nails for those who like nails. Negatives: 1) half way into the massage, she asked what upgrade I wanted. I paid for an upgrade (topless) which she allowed VERY LITTLE ROAMING and ended up with no HE. When asked why no HE, she replied "You tipped (paid) me for topless only". The Asian said "let me introduce you to the rest of the attendants". I said,"no thank you, no need to, for I won't be back". You try to give people a second chance because we are ALL human, but after that, time to stay away from Ambrosia for a while. Lesson learned. As the saying goes. 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me". For as much negative press that Ambrosia has been getting, one would think that they would get the message and try to gain back customers. But no. Again, this is my experience only. Maybe your experience will be different. Time to move on.[/QUOTE]PP,
I would agree with you on some points. I mean how many times do you try a place and think it will be different no matter how bad you want it to be different. I know some mongers here have had a good time at Ambrosias, I've never had luck there. Some times you just click with a spa. All the times I've been to CTS and I've only had 2 crappy times. But some guys have gone only once and have had a horrible time. Who knows why its that way? If your looking for "american type" girls I've had decent luck at Capri's, Stacys is ok( but to rich for me). Neither one gives any type of real massage. Of course I haven't had a real massage at an AMP in awhile either. But lets be real, I'm only going for a special type massage. LOL
At least in my opinion HE should be standard service any "upgrade" should include that as a minimum (without it having to be specified) I have never been to Ambrsia because frankly I can't remember them getting one good review. I have been to placed that did not give the HE, but they didn't offer anything else either, anytime I have gotten any kind of "upgrade" at any AMP I have been to (or any indys for that matter) HE was included.
[QUOTE=SheTouchedMyPP;1438257]Ok. So I decided to give Ambrosia a second (third, fourth, fifth.) chance. I tried their new Asian attendant. The positive: 1) very cute, petite, and clean. 2) firm massage with the right combination of nails for those who like nails. Negatives: 1) half way into the massage, she asked what upgrade I wanted. I paid for an upgrade (topless) which she allowed VERY LITTLE ROAMING and ended up with no HE. When asked why no HE, she replied "You tipped (paid) me for topless only". The Asian said "let me introduce you to the rest of the attendants". I said,"no thank you, no need to, for I won't be back". You try to give people a second chance because we are ALL human, but after that, time to stay away from Ambrosia for a while. Lesson learned. As the saying goes. 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me". For as much negative press that Ambrosia has been getting, one would think that they would get the message and try to gain back customers. But no. Again, this is my experience only. Maybe your experience will be different. Time to move on.[/QUOTE]
LOL thanks for the idea, lets see if a network will buy it. I've seen "kitchen Nightmares" and Restaraunt Impossible. Now we can have Massage nightmares or AMP impossible!
[QUOTE=MrNoodly;1438477]There are TV shows where guys go in and turn around failing restaurants and hotels. It all about quality and service. Too bad there aren't guys who do the same for MPs. It's too bad the providers don't at least visit other shops to see how to do it right. But I suspect they're more likely to just collude to offer less and charge more. They do own the "means of production" after all.[/QUOTE]
I had one of those increasingly rare MP experiences yesterday where about 30 seconds into the rub the provider just stripped down without needing to be asked. (Very nice body, except the budget bolt-ons.) After that, everything except BJ and FS was on the menu, with zero discussion of tipping. And because of that, I tipped nicely. Funny how that works better for the girls than haggling. Some have figured that out.
[QUOTE=MrNoodly;1439608]I had one of those increasingly rare MP experiences yesterday where about 30 seconds into the rub the provider just stripped down without needing to be asked. (Very nice body, except the budget bolt-ons.) After that, everything except BJ and FS was on the menu, with zero discussion of tipping. And because of that, I tipped nicely. Funny how that works better for the girls than haggling. Some have figured that out.[/QUOTE]Where? Or pm me where.
[QUOTE=MrNoodly;1439608]I had one of those increasingly rare MP experiences yesterday where about 30 seconds into the rub the provider just stripped down without needing to be asked. (Very nice body, except the budget bolt-ons.) After that, everything except BJ and FS was on the menu, with zero discussion of tipping. And because of that, I tipped nicely. Funny how that works better for the girls than haggling. Some have figured that out.[/QUOTE]The MP don't realize how much more money they can make by just being nice like that. It goes a long way. I would like to know as well.
PM if you can.
Just returned from a session with Summer. Guys, if you're in the area it's worth the time. Great attitude, great curves, and oh yeah. Knows how to massage.
[QUOTE=MrNoodly;1439608]I had one of those increasingly rare MP experiences yesterday where about 30 seconds into the rub the provider just stripped down without needing to be asked. (Very nice body, except the budget bolt-ons.) After that, everything except BJ and FS was on the menu, with zero discussion of tipping. And because of that, I tipped nicely. Funny how that works better for the girls than haggling. Some have figured that out.[/QUOTE]DAMN Noodle!
That makes me want to chase the dragon all over again!
[QUOTE=Bouinage; 1440594]DAMN Noodle!
That makes me want to chase the dragon all over again![/QUOTE]What? WHERE? PM me too.
This place is-
1. Not CTS related.
2. I posted earlier about it and I was wrong about the FS. There is none.
3. Best massage with all the trimings (except FS) you will ever have.
Everything about this place is a 10.
2 hot Asians. Great attitude. Great atmosphere. Great rooms. None of that AMP smell. No upselling. These girls are genuinely surprised that you even tip at all (or at least fake it well).
I know the girls from South CLT Spa read these poss so thank you Winnie and Mindy.
You both rock my world.
Highly recommended.
If you don't have the time of your massage life in CLT there then thre is no hope for you.