Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Wagnerb;5266130]Of course we're going to swarm the place, it doesn't have much competition for this level of service, and Mama-san is going to find she's sitting on a gold mine. Ladies we haven't seen, that are young and good-looking, who provide what we really want at a relatively cheap rate? Yeah, there's no way we're going to pass that up. It's simple supply and demand.

This isn't Seattle or Tacoma, where FS is offered at many locations. Before sunshine, we only had Aurora and maybe another place that were guaranteed fun-houses, but with expensive prices; I wouldn't be surprised for the low prices we're seeing at sunshine to last long either. If more of Portland's AMP's offered this level of service, new places like sunshine wouldn't get swamped nearly so badly.

For those being shorted on time: if you're there only for the tug and not the rub, just ask for the 30 minute session. You're done in half the time and won't get shorted, plus more mongers can see the in-demand ladies.[/QUOTE]Jesus, there are at least four places within 6 miles of there where FS can be had. Maybe nit as hot, but it can be had. FS isn't as mythic as it used to be in this area.

[QUOTE=Bhanson475;5266288]Was in NW yesterday afternoon and decided to give this place a try (newer) My mistake decent legit massage no teasing and standard mechanical finish. Won't repeat.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Is she still peddling the lie that the advertised table shower will be in next month?

Pretty good massage, though.

[QUOTE=MeeLikeeAsians;5265318]Well that place went bad quickly. All it took was 3 reports from myself and two others and now the newest great place is a f'ing mess.
Should've known a few good reports would cause a f'ing flood of mongers to one spot.[/QUOTE]Guess it's a good time to say this, and it should really be more of a reminder as it should be common etiquette, but if you're going to hit up a spot, be considerate and call ahead to (try and) book your spot. Lets the ladies plan, makes it less likely for you to have awkward waits or run ins at the lobby, and cuts out the time wasted from stopping a massage, going to the lobby, and telling you to come back later.

In my experience, ladies are also more likely to recognize and like you if you call in.

Anyway, if anyone has the name of the curvy one at the bright place, would appreciate if you let me know in a PM. Lala's great, but I want to give her a go.

[QUOTE=Bhanson475;5266288]Was in NW yesterday afternoon and decided to give this place a try (newer) My mistake decent legit massage no teasing and standard mechanical finish. Won't repeat.[/QUOTE]Who'd you get? Bob haircut? Went there about 3 weeks ago and it was a great massage, with a nice finish. Better with her hands than majority I've seen. Bit of a stiff personality, but she was the only one working and busy, apparently. Wasn't really about the tease, but while covered on the flip, she noticed the muscle trying to get her attention and asked "here too?" Nice girl.

Went back to this place only because my reg spot was closing up early. On the flip she asked the question and quoted 100 I laughed and after about 15 minutes of haggling got her down to 60 which is still way too much. Needless to say H. E. Was just her mashing my little friend until I decided I would rather blow ofg some steam in her mouth just to shut her the fuck up. Anyways all in all I spent to much and now I know for sure that I will not be back ever again. Would rather risk an STD from a criddler on 82nd than deal with that shitshow again. Also place is located off of division.

[QUOTE=WestSidePunter;5266977]Is she still peddling the lie that the advertised table shower will be in next month?

Pretty good massage, though.[/QUOTE]Yes she said $20 more for table shower.

I declined.

[QUOTE=DollyKillKill;5267895]Went back to this place only because my reg spot was closing up early. On the flip she asked the question and quoted 100 I laughed and after about 15 minutes of haggling got her down to 60 which is still way too much. Needless to say H. E. Was just her mashing my little friend until I decided I would rather blow ofg some steam in her mouth just to shut her the fuck up. Anyways all in all I spent to much and now I know for sure that I will not be back ever again. Would rather risk an STD from a criddler on 82nd than deal with that shitshow again. Also place is located off of division.[/QUOTE]

Totally agreed on this one, I have not been back since maybe last Aug. Or Sept., pay the house fee and no massage skill and wanted 80 tip for 30 minutes crappy HJ, gave her 40 and walked out.

Can get FS at every place on div and about half of them on 82 and a couple on powell too, go elsewhere guys with your hard earned dollars.

[QUOTE=SnAppleMgfm;5267411]Guess it's a good time to say this, and it should really be more of a reminder as it should be common etiquette, but if you're going to hit up a spot, be considerate and call ahead to (try and) book your spot. Lets the ladies plan, makes it less likely for you to have awkward waits or run ins at the lobby, and cuts out the time wasted from stopping a massage, going to the lobby, and telling you to come back later.

In my experience, ladies are also more likely to recognize and like you if you call in.

Anyway, if anyone has the name of the curvy one at the bright place, would appreciate if you let me know in a PM. Lala's great, but I want to give her a go.

Who'd you get? Bob haircut? Went there about 3 weeks ago and it was a great massage, with a nice finish. Better with her hands than majority I've seen. Bit of a stiff personality, but she was the only one working and busy, apparently. Wasn't really about the tease, but while covered on the flip, she noticed the muscle trying to get her attention and asked "here too?" Nice girl.[/QUOTE]No reason to call ahead. Do they ever say no? A phone call is still going to interrupt someone's massage.

Drive by if you see cars out front go someplace else it's that simple for most spots. Go on a Monday or Tues, or in the mornings when they are never busy. Find a girl you like ask here where she stays. If they stay on site they usually don't have a car. If they stay elsewhere, they usually have a car and are generally quite open to hanging out at your place after hours.

[QUOTE=Trux1;5268526]No reason to call ahead. Do they ever say no? A phone call is still going to interrupt someone's massage.

Drive by if you see cars out front go someplace else it's that simple for most spots. Go on a Monday or Tues, or in the mornings when they are never busy. Find a girl you like ask here where she stays. If they stay on site they usually don't have a car. If they stay elsewhere, they usually have a car and are generally quite open to hanging out at your place after hours.[/QUOTE]If they have the cell, they can answer it during the massage. Have had girls take a call while on the flip and kept going. And yes, I have had some say "no, free in so-and-so minutes," or "come back at x o'clock. " I'm not going to waste my time driving around looking at the parking and waiting until it's empty, nor am I going to just go at certain times of the day. If I feel like having a good time, I'm going in. A call gets you the info you need and a sure session, while wasting minimal amount of someone else's time.

Agree with you. Why this bashing!

Days when I was new same person was rude asking me to post more before sending an I'm to enquire.

I've helped many on PMs without bothering to see how much they have contributed after all. Many helped me back too.

If you post or not this will go on. There are a lot of positive people here and thanks to that.

[QUOTE=Swim88;5265844]So let me get this straight. You've never gone to a spot after reading positive feedback on it posted here? Isn't that the point of posting reviews and feedback here? And now you're criticizing the guys that are following up on the feedback you posted because they came in, coincidentally, at the same time Your Highness was present? Get off your high horse.[/QUOTE]

I guess I managed to sample the Sunshine before the storm hit. Well, it was a very pleasant experience. I was absolutely shocked by how beautiful the girls were, and the one I get had the tighest, plumpest caboose ever. Unfortunately, I guess I won't be returning anytime soon now with all the heal on the place. Shame, most places are a dreary drive from where where I live, but this was close, so I was hoping it could replace my other two places which were pretty meh. For those of you that want to risk it however, it was indeed the best experience I've had in Portland.

Though, honestly, that's just sad to admit. Probably going to move on at some point.

[QUOTE=Trux1;5268526]No reason to call ahead. Do they ever say no? A phone call is still going to interrupt someone's massage.

Drive by if you see cars out front go someplace else it's that simple for most spots. Go on a Monday or Tues, or in the mornings when they are never busy. Find a girl you like ask here where she stays. If they stay on site they usually don't have a car. If they stay elsewhere, they usually have a car and are generally quite open to hanging out at your place after hours.[/QUOTE]If they live on site, I'd be worried the place is involved in human trafficking. 😬 That's a deal-breaker for me.

Who got that 4 hand dream yesterday around 2?

Downtown Vancouver this morning, sitting in from of the front door of Wellness. Not a place there is any reason to go to anyways but figured I'd give a heads up.

[QUOTE=Phantxtc;5269454]If they live on site, I'd be worried the place is involved in human trafficking. 😬 That's a deal-breaker for me.[/QUOTE]It is for me as well.

I talk with the girls. The story I always get is that they come out for six months or a year at a time to make money and staying on site saves them a huge amount of money. I know some of the women live off site at the owners home as well. One of the ones in Vancouver is a one woman place, she's been living inside for six or seven years.

The ones that do have their own homes here typically live in far nicer houses than I'd expect.

Do with that what you will.

Been to this place a couple of times before the recent hype.

First time I got a skinny older gal wearing a short dress. English was really bad but she was very nice and eager. Did half with the table shower option (there is a $20 up charge for this BTW) . The table shower was very quick probably wouldn't recommend it with her but I prefer to be nice and fresh before a session. Massage wasn't bad, a lot of teasing right away so I knew this was a for sure home run. On the flip I think she wanted started at 1. 4 but we closed at 1. Awesome oral skills and everything else was great! She was just a little too skinny and a little too old for my taste but I guess I wouldn't mine going back.

Second time I got the infamous Anna. English was better but still had to use google translate for some fine details. This time I did full hour with table shower. Table shower session was just a little bit better and a lot of teasing. On the massage she also offered a ton of teasing right away, was actually pretty nice! On the flip she wanted like 1. 6 and we got down to 1. 2 probably due to her high demand lately. All and all it wasn't bad but time was cut a little short maybe 15 mins. Seems like a nice reliable go to spot but prob won't be back for awhile. I think they also recently got somebody new?