Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tadhook]Went to see Marlene last week, who advertises in the Pennysaver. She has a house in Palolo, where she sets up a massage table in a small living room. Pretty good massage w/HE. She is haole, probably mid-40's, decent face, but on the pudgy side. Plenty street parking. Good conversationalist. When I asked, she removed her top and allowed groping during the happy ending. .9 including tip.[/QUOTE]Do you have Marlene's contact info? I looked through the pennysaver last week and couldn't find it.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Yes, I think of that type of provider as the "robot" type. They "process" customers, like an automated robot on a factory assembly line, rather than making the "personal connection" that both of us find more enjoyable.
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I've had providers in the past that looked so removed from what they were doing, I felt sorry for them, actually, because I think they make it worse for themselves.

In my high school days, working in fast food, I would have seriously gone insane if all I did was flip burgers, without, for example, talking to my co-workers.

No matter what the providers' situations are for working at those places, the only way it could possibly be more bearable is if they interact with the customers, I think.

I don't get those people,
Primal Needs

I went to Lavendar and saw Ruby. Thought she was very cute and had a nice body (enhanced C's). Started without a shower as described by others. She was very sexy, but also very controlled in how much time I was able to daty or play with the melons. After some 69, she jumped on top in reverse CG.

Then spun around for CG. I came and she jumped off and then took me to TS. Good TS, with a good massage on the table.

Only LFK and friendly but not a GFE. F/B/A/S = 8/8/7/6

I went to see Honey as others reported, but was told she was not working that night.

I visited Kelly twice over the last month and had an excellent time. DFK, CG, MISH, CBJ, and all the oral service she is known for. The 2nd time, she followed up the browneye with a finger while doing CBJ. Very interesting. Definitely will repeat after I try Miki and Honey.

F/B/A/S = 7/9/9/9

[QUOTE=Daddy Loves It]I don't post much since I am also new to this but I've seen honey several times. She comes off sort of bitchy but warms up after a little conversation she is amazing and yes she was formerly at vip a while ago as well as other AMPs.

Once you get to know her shes a cool local girl not filipina she hates that.

.[/QUOTE]I wasn't going to repeat but she is so cute and others have said they have enjoyed their time with her that I think she might be worth another shot.

Went to CM's for the first time this afternoon. Thought it might be an AMP at first as an older asian lady in somewhat revealing clothing greeted me at the door, showed me to the room, and asked for the $45 before I saw the provider. I was in need of a real massage (HE would be nice though) so I asked the mama to clarify that I would be getting a real massage. She says "oh yes, Harmony will give you good massage. " Harmony was an older haole woman (50+? ) who was kinda loopy. She was not at all atractive to me but she was very nice. She didn't focus on the things I asked and rushed through a 'full body' massage in less than 45 minutes. The last 15+ minutes were spent massaging my face which actually was the highlight of the masage.-- unfortunately my back and legs were still extremely sore. No hint of extras (she was wearing black jeans pulled up over her FUPA with an oversized T-shirt tucked into them. Not exactly a looker). Had to go get another massage to actually get the knots out of my back.

L: 3 A: 8 S: 4

The other provider there was named Ling Ling (never saw her but heard the mama talking to her and telling a caller that Ling Ling was available). Is this Mei Ling. Who might give HE if you are lucky? Anybody care to give a description of her?

[QUOTE=DownAndOut]I've noticed in some of the other forums, it seems to be their way of obscurely saying, "this is what I did."[/QUOTE]The info on Lea at China Spa is current.

As my intro to AMP, Saw Kelly at Nirvana. Initially she was nervous that I was LE, as my lack of massage Parlor savvy was evident when she asked me about the TS, and I didn't know to drop my clothes there and scoot across the hallway in a towel. I was a little leery of seeing/being seen by other mongers in such a state of undress. After finally convincing her that I was not LE, she started to relax, got undressed did some light massage, and the famous tongue work she seems famous for. On the flip, she deftly moved through CBJ (I barely noticed her slip it on with her mouth), RCG, MP, and finished DS gripping her skinny hips. At some points, she approached as if to kiss, but I was a little freaked by the image of that talented tongue going places I didn't care to know intimately.

After the cleanup, she led me to the TS room, and cleaned me up nicely and gave me some mouthwash. I was glad to see her doing some self maintenance as well.
L/S/A 7/8/8

.5 entry $.5 tip for service

Questions for experienced mongers: Is the atmosphere at Lavender pretty much the same as Nirvana (I thought a little run down)? If so, is there any place that is more recently open with decent providers, and has a cleaner feel to it?

Been to Volcano Girls once and had a nice time with Blue GFE $$.6, which in retrospect was worth the extra .6 for not smelling the funky mix of stale cigarettes and worse things at Nirvana (not that it kept me from diving in anyway I:o|). Of course a GFE with escort, and the AMP experience is like two alien universes, so.. where to go.. who to sample.. where is the satisfaction to be found.. ?

Is there any advice on a second best choice at Lavender, if Honey is not there?

[QUOTE=Hikari50]Do you have Marlene's contact info? I looked through the pennysaver last week and couldn't find it.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]
Marlene is currently on the Big Island. She said she would put an ad in the Pennysaver the next time she's in Honolulu.

Uhhh,

For the 3 "brothers" who PMed me regarding Chrissy and her contact info, what are you guys reading?

_I'm_ the one who was asking for the 411 from brother skullz, re-read the past previous posts again..

So sorry if I didnt reply to you guys, but I think it was a moot point, seeing that you guys got the wrong brother mixed up, and Im not the one to ask since I never been with her/seen her yet.

Thanks,
Hinode

Lavender is very clean as that location has only been @ for about 2 years as an AMP.

[QUOTE=Even Steve]Went to CM's for the first time this afternoon. Thought it might be an AMP at first as an older asian lady in somewhat revealing clothing greeted me at the door, showed me to the room, and asked for the $45 before I saw the provider. I was in need of a real massage (HE would be nice though) so I asked the mama to clarify that I would be getting a real massage. She says "oh yes, Harmony will give you good massage. " Harmony was an older haole woman (50+? ) who was kinda loopy. She was not at all atractive to me but she was very nice. She didn't focus on the things I asked and rushed through a 'full body' massage in less than 45 minutes. The last 15+ minutes were spent massaging my face which actually was the highlight of the masage.-- unfortunately my back and legs were still extremely sore. No hint of extras (she was wearing black jeans pulled up over her FUPA with an oversized T-shirt tucked into them. Not exactly a looker). Had to go get another massage to actually get the knots out of my back.

L: 3 A: 8 S: 4

The other provider there was named Ling Ling (never saw her but heard the mama talking to her and telling a caller that Ling Ling was available). Is this Mei Ling. Who might give HE if you are lucky? Anybody care to give a description of her?[/QUOTE]Steve,

Read all my past posts about China Mary.

Over and out,

Downandout

Well during my resent trip back to Honolulu I stoped by Nirvana again (second time in a week) and this time I had a wonderfull time with Jun (or June). I will say this, she would rank up into the top three in my humble opinion. She seem to enjoy the bath as much as I did and didn't just stand there but going whole heartly into it. used other parts of her womanhood other than just her hands. Just my opinion now.

M.W.S

Recently visited Lavendar.
Looking for my regular, Apple, but she's on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Spotted a cute K-girl on the couch wearing a pink bikini and later found it was Ruby.

My experience was much like everyone else here, do the deed first, TS after.
I also thought she was quite pretty, though, as others have said, ratings in this hobby are a pretty subjective thing.

But, to me, she has a beautiful petite body, mid-twenties, I would say with beautifully smooth skin. Enhanced, C-rack, but not hard like some others.

Had some rather unique experiences with her, apart from what others have described.

My overall ratings, though are:

L=9
S=9
A=8.5

or, if you prefer:

F=8
B=9
S=9
A=8.5

PM me, if you'd like particulars. Some might really get into what I experienced. Others, not so much. Different strokes for different folks, afterall.

[QUOTE=Even Steve]Went to CM's for the first time this afternoon. Thought it might be an AMP at first as an older asian lady in somewhat revealing clothing greeted me at the door, showed me to the room, and asked for the $45 before I saw the provider. I was in need of a real massage (HE would be nice though) so I asked the mama to clarify that I would be getting a real massage. She says "oh yes, Harmony will give you good massage. " Harmony was an older haole woman (50+? ) who was kinda loopy. She was not at all atractive to me but she was very nice. She didn't focus on the things I asked and rushed through a 'full body' massage in less than 45 minutes. The last 15+ minutes were spent massaging my face which actually was the highlight of the masage.-- unfortunately my back and legs were still extremely sore. No hint of extras (she was wearing black jeans pulled up over her FUPA with an oversized T-shirt tucked into them. Not exactly a looker). Had to go get another massage to actually get the knots out of my back.

L: 3 A: 8 S: 4

The other provider there was named Ling Ling (never saw her but heard the mama talking to her and telling a caller that Ling Ling was available). Is this Mei Ling. Who might give HE if you are lucky? Anybody care to give a description of her?[/QUOTE]

To respond to your last question, Ling Ling is an older Chinese lady. Mei Ling is a somewhat younger and more attractive Chinese provider. Two different women.

When I had Mei Ling, I tried to convince her I had seen her before, but a long time ago, as I heard here she does give HE, but only if she's seen you before. Didn't work, but she didn't mind massaging without any towel and did get near the good parts, but never made direct contact. Her massage is pretty decent, and I might repeat to see if she'll give an HE now that she knows for sure I'm not LE (presumably her concern over first-timers).