Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Greenhornet57]Whelp, I've read reports here on the place on ponderosa, but alas I didn't heed the warning. My first time there, it had promise, but I figured since I was new to that particular MP, they were gonna wait till I came back for round 2. So I made a call to ask if they worked for tips. The answer was yes, which was promising, so today I made an apt, and strolled in. Alas, I struck out right in the beginning. I'm not sure if I screamed of LE, but the therapist began with we are legit here and just wanted to let you know this won't go anywhere. So for my 2nd time, I got just a reg. Massage. I may go back to the other place on Tustin, but sadly everyone here says to stay away from all those lined up on Tustin. Is this true? I'll try the one I saw on CL, again. And if I strike out the 2nd time, I'll have to venture outside of the area. Help me ObiWan. You're my only hope.[/QUOTE]


You are just a bit too new to for me to feel comfortable setting you straight. But, my advice is that you may be fishing in the wrong pond or maybe your pole is too short :o)

[QUOTE=Ib Mike]You are just a bit too new to for me to feel comfortable setting you straight. But, my advice is that you may be fishing in the wrong pond or maybe your pole is too short :o)[/QUOTE]

Agree, something does not feel right. The grammar is too correct in comparison to other bits of the paragraph. My impression - and I could be mistaken- is that the sentence structure is contrived. IMHO=BS

Marvelous

[QUOTE=Marvelous88]Agree, something does not feel right. The grammar is too correct in comparison to other bits of the paragraph. My impression - and I could be mistaken- is that the sentence structure is contrived. IMHO=BS

Marvelous[/QUOTE]My grammar is in question here? Ouch. Well, I'll roam around trying new places and hopefully adding to the reports, Perhaps I can then shed my "wet behind the ears" status.

I finally figured out t he vet-hospital place, no thanks to anyone here! I have asked niceley and not much help from members here, too bad.

I walked in (the6) and "Jasmine" told me they only do 30min for 40. Then mms came in and asked for another 20 for the hour.? So I handed her a 20-

Jasmine had no idea wtf she was doing. Awefull awefull awefull massage (now I know how leppers must have felt). Personanality of a rock. No small talk, no personallity, CHITTYEST massage of my life.

After 20 min she gets me on the shower table and washes me down like a 53 buick skyking. What a friggin dueche Le Bag. Go back on the table and she asked me if I was le? She sucked. Not literally. She gives me a 1/2 hnadee and drops her dress. Body was nice but no smiles nada. Tats are all dispair and negitive energy cchit like "life is pain" wtf is that?

After I shot she says" that'll be 100" and I promply returned your Phuckin nuts, that sucked. It wasnt worth 20 bucks. Well I left and told mms I would let as many people I know that your place suxxxxxx.

Good luck all.

MW

Monger,
I visited an MP located on Main St right next to the 5 fwy late in the evening. They were open til 2am. I don't know the name of the place nor do I care but I found it on CL.

This place looks legit and only services offered are HE. So if that's all you are looking for and a good massage great.

Technician was a Viet girl in her late 30's. Really Petite. IMHO not really good to look at but the massage was decent really oily and the HE was just that...

-JF

[QUOTE=MeatWhistle]I finally figured out t he vet-hospital place, no thanks to anyone here! I have asked niceley and not much help from members here, too bad.

I walked in (the6) and "Jasmine" told me they only do 30min for 40. Then mms came in and asked for another 20 for the hour.? So I handed her a 20-

Jasmine had no idea wtf she was doing. Awefull awefull awefull massage (now I know how leppers must have felt). Personanality of a rock. No small talk, no personallity, CHITTYEST massage of my life.

After 20 min she gets me on the shower table and washes me down like a 53 buick skyking. What a friggin dueche Le Bag. Go back on the table and she asked me if I was le? She sucked. Not literally. She gives me a 1/2 hnadee and drops her dress. Body was nice but no smiles nada. Tats are all dispair and negitive energy cchit like "life is pain" wtf is that?

After I shot she says" that'll be 100" and I promply returned your Phuckin nuts, that sucked. It wasnt worth 20 bucks. Well I left and told mms I would let as many people I know that your place suxxxxxx.

Good luck all.

MW[/QUOTE]That place is only FS. You wanted a massage too? Hahah keep dreaming. Look if you read anything here, there are basically 0 places that do both well. I am sure I said almost exactly where that building is anyway, and you could have at least looked up part of the adress on google. Ok next time I will pick you up and take you.

[QUOTE=Guide]A new place opened up in Fullerton. it's on Euclid between Commonwealth and Malvern on the East side next to a donut shop. Anyone been there yet? I'll probably try it out soon.[/QUOTE]

I checked this place out and I gotta say, I was completely wrong. This is NOT a massage parlor. It's just a hair cut place... sorry guys. It just had that shadey AMP feeling about it when I saw it from the street.

[QUOTE=Guide]I checked this place out and I gotta say, I was completely wrong. This is NOT a massage parlor. It's just a hair cut place... sorry guys. It just had that shadey AMP feeling about it when I saw it from the street.[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA!!! That's pretty funny! Did you get a haircut while you were there?

[QUOTE=Cash Value]That place is only FS. You wanted a massage too? Hahah keep dreaming. Look if you read anything here, there are basically 0 places that do both well. I am sure I said almost exactly where that building is anyway, and you could have at least looked up part of the adress on google. Ok next time I will pick you up and take you.[/QUOTE]There's one place that I know of that does both well IMHO. It's an AMP on Florence in Downey. Ask for Kaylee. Two weeks ago, she was supposedly on vacation. I don't know if she's back yet.

[QUOTE=Cash Value]That place is only FS. You wanted a massage too? Hahah keep dreaming. Look if you read anything here, there are basically 0 places that do both well. I am sure I said almost exactly where that building is anyway, and you could have at least looked up part of the adress on google. Ok next time I will pick you up and take you.[/QUOTE]Guys,

You've got to try the place on brookhurst and Katella right next to Albertson super market.60 for the mms and $.2 for the technician. All in early 20's. Check it out and let me know if I'm bs or not.

Or does it seem like a lot of newbies are posting stupid shit?

If I am wrong then tell me, but it sure seems that way to me.

because I did the right thing. I checked out a new place Tue. I had a no problem time and got a HJ with no hassle. I tipped double what the going HJ rate is. I liked the girl and I thought she treated me well, whatever. So I return today, get the same girl. I was going to see what else might be available. Things are going well when she stops the progression and says it is a 100 for nude HJ while handing me my pants. Now this would piss me off if I hadn't been there. But being there 5 days prior and tipping well, I was furious. I stopped the action, got dressed and left. I could tell she felt bed but still didn't kick with an apology. The conversation we had while I was getting dressed was a classic that I'll share another time.

I am proud of myself because sometimes I have caved in these type situation before, letting the little head get the best of me. Any of you had similar situations? How did you handle?

Hey Cash,

The ride won't be needed, but thanks anyway. I do however on occasion ask for more detailed discriptions and assistance w/AMP, s as my mongering is "rookie status"

I had asked a few members to throw me a bone for info and alas came up emty. So, keep your car parked and try to be consideratre of newbies who just want a little help.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Tranimal1]Guys,

You've got to try the place on brookhurst and Katella right next to Albertson super market.60 for the mms and $.2 for the technician. All in early 20's. Check it out and let me know if I'm bs or not.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about United? That place is paranoid. And they ask for a lot.

[QUOTE=MeatWhistle]Hey Cash,

The ride won't be needed, but thanks anyway. I do however on occasion ask for more detailed discriptions and assistance w/AMP, s as my mongering is "rookie status"

I had asked a few members to throw me a bone for info and alas came up emty. So, keep your car parked and try to be consideratre of newbies who just want a little help.

Thanks[/QUOTE]A lot of us have spent a great deal of money and time finding the good places. Maybe some of you should do the same, and report back. Check the paper, OC weekly, Register, craigslist, etc. It isn't that hard. Pay your dues and gain some credibility.