The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2469324]ROTFLOL!

Really, a 20-year old?

You must have put a bag over her head in a dark room, because I had a dream recently that I saw a photo of her in an orange jumpsuit where she had big puffy cheeks and a nice big double chin!

ROTFLOL![/QUOTE]I saw the same pic and after all the hype I couldn't believe my eyes, Yrag you are one hundred percent on the money, twenty years old NFW. Not even close, maybe a blousy Fifty!

P.S. Swaganna, Party Pimp Marty is a super nice guy who has helped many guys on here and all your accusations are total unadulterated bullshit!! You seem to team up with every Yo-Yo in Orlando.

VS.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2469465]Yes that's correct a 20 year old yang. You are by far one of the biggest assholes I have NEVER met in my life.

Loser!

Smh.[/QUOTE]body of a 20yr.old? Well folks, sadly my grasp of tenure to the throne as usasg's most prominent white knight has officially ended. With a heavy heart, head in my hands I must relinquish the title to Chrissy, for I to saw the chins of this alleged body of a 20 yr old.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2469408]I could not disagree more! You sound angry and bitter. It is the principle not the ten bucks but you will never understand where I am coming from on this issue. NO I don't fucking carry ONLY 20's and 100's on me to dreams! LOL!

You can debate all day long on this issue but you are wasting your time. I am full of shit? Gee I never heard that before. My opinion is just that, MY opinion and I say what's on my mind. You speak from an SP point of view and that's fine. I am not going to argue with you on this issue, being sicillan or not does not mean anything to me at all. If you are wrong then you are wrong period. You are correct in saying that everyone does NOT have to agree on everything. No need for a nasty attitude. We can agree to disagree. And NO I don't need Love and caring and well wishes and all that bullshit! You can save that for your special friends.

SMH.[/QUOTE]To disagree with me, I have no problem with that. What I do have a problem with however is when you decided that there isn't anyone else left for you to bash or bully on the board and you TRY your cheap shots at me. Like I've said before I will not just sit on the side lines with my mouth closed. What I did was roll my eyes and say "Here we go yet another asshole I have to set straight!

I know how we can settle this. I have a very nice leather cat suit, a pair of size 9 leather thigh high boots and a beautiful flogger we can take a poll on the forum to who gets how many thumbs up on this subject. The one with the most votes will get to use the above mentioned items as they see fit on the other. Since you have a cock and I don't I will even throw in one of my beautiful strap on's to sweeten the deal, I'll even include my bed straps. Whatcha think Ya game.

GAME ON MY LOVE. LOL.

Arrivederci amore Mio, a presto (goodbye my love, see you soon).

Love To ALL (still on the fence with that one).

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

I'm an asshole! However I apologize to you for my previous posts. I was trying to make a point on this whole ten dollar situation. You are ONLY one of the very very very very FEW that I actually respect on this board. Sometimes I stick my foot in my mouth. You are a beautiful woman inside and out, and I look forward to hopefully seeing you again soon so I can make it up to you with a nice dinner and dessert.

Christopher.

Hard to understand why someone is bent out of shape over 10 roses. Especially for what she does. For etiquette to court a woman, it's often not a bad thing to give her a bit extra. To go ape and get dramatic over 10 roses is extremely foolish. And a bit disturbing.

I equate that on dating a woman, taking her out and then asking her to cover the tip. It's hard to believe in this drama until it's out there and posted for everyone to read. I'm more than certain no one's live is going to change over a 10 note.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2466324]Even if michelle offered me a free service I would still compensate her you cheap, frugal, tightass, stingy, miser S. O..B . All I get is the pure pleasure of her allowing me to see her and what a pleasure it is, sooo hot.. To bad u will never know. Now back to your special needs class ya ass clown, and please becareful eating, last time you stuck your fork in your eye, yaaay!!

PG.

Michelle's white knight in shining armor.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2469657]body of a 20yr.old? Well folks, sadly my grasp of tenure to the throne as usasg's most prominent white knight has officially ended. With a heavy heart, head in my hands I must relinquish the title to Chrissy, for I to saw the chins of this alleged body of a 20 yr old.[/QUOTE]You are such a fucking douche bag! LOL!! Are you snorting those ambien up your nose again you sick fuck!

You are the fucking ultimate white knight! Your just to fucking stupid to realize it. Smh.

What if any school did you graduate from genius!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2469342]Are never flattering and you really should get facts straight to keep you from looking stupid. I'm still trying to figure out how Hasselberrys finest pulled that off but with the schooling tonight since the real men at MBI read the forum maybe they can figure that out for me, I'd be forever greatful. Douchebag.

Xoxo,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]What the hell is wrong with all these douche bag Orlando mongers? With the exception of mongers StrokinJoe and BackJack. The rest are all complete useless IDIOTS! Led by that cock sucker ancient ass and yrang pang and dumb ass jmoebir! These dumb ass usernames.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2469342]Glamour shots are never flattering and you really should get facts straight to keep you from looking stupid. I'm still trying to figure out how Hasselberrys finest pulled that off <clip>.
[/QUOTE]No, no, no, Suzy-Q. I've got [U]MY[/U] facts very straight. If I remember correctly from my dream, the calendar on the wall was stuck on March of this year, and it had nothing whatsoever to do with Hasselberry's finest. THIS ONE came to me in a dream courtesy of the Haytona Beach Patrol, I do believe. Nice to see you like to spread the wealth!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2469465]Yes that's correct a 20 year old yang.[/QUOTE]ROTFLOL!

Look douche bag, you're obviously an Imposter. Just who are YOU, and WHAT have you done with our adorable Sissy Chrissy?

Either this "Haytona Bag of Bones" has put a SPELL on your dumb ass, or you're really much older than you portray yourself, if you think Grandma Swaggs looks like she's in her 20's.

For someone with only a 5th-grade education, who can't put two simple words together (rhino feces) and understand their meaning, you sure do sometimes throw some awful big words around.

There's help for that condition, you know. Doctor's have been prescribing this pill for douche bag IDIOTS like you for decades. It's called the STFU pill. You should try it sometime to prevent yourself from looking so pathetically STUPID!

ROTFLOL!

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2469802]ROTFLOL!

Look douche bag, you're obviously an Imposter. Just who are YOU, and WHAT have you done with our adorable Sissy Chrissy?

Either this "Haytona Bag of Bones" has put a SPELL on your dumb ass, or you're really much older than you portray yourself, if you think Grandma Swaggs looks like she's in her 20's.

For someone with only a 5th-grade education, who can't put two simple words together (rhino feces) and understand their meaning, you sure do sometimes throw some awful big words around.

There's help for that condition, you know. Doctor's have been prescribing this pill for douche bag IDIOTS like you for decades. It's called the STFU pill. You should try it sometime to prevent yourself from looking so pathetically STUPID!

ROTFLOL![/QUOTE]I asked my son if he knew what 'rhino feces' mean't and yes, he did.

He just turned 8. Though to his credit he has been tested out as having a borderline genius IQ.