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[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5154723]Jesus, ain't that the truth. Simple business logic should tell you that a repeat customer is worth 10 x a new customer. What gets me are these girls who act like it's a big fucking inconvenience to answer the phone. "Not coming today? [B]BLOCKED![/B] Want to hear a b. . . B. . . ? Talk to her then ask her if you can see her the next day. Holy shit, that's a Federal Offense. I think a girl could beat the competition simply by putting "Window Shoppers Welcome" in her ad.

Let's say I start looking on Wednesday before payday on Friday. I call up girl A, girl B and girl C just to see what they sound like and which one I might prefer. Friday rolls around and guess which one I pick?

Yep, [U]Girl D[/U], because A,B and C blocked me for calling on the wrong fucking day. Or, if they didn't block me, they were snotty and rude when I asked about Friday.

I swear to god, if I had a vagina, I'd be a millionaire.

Coochie (baffled) Eater.

P.S. On second thought, these girls are catering to the market. Us guys with our brains in our dicks and some spare cash will put up with this shit, or it would stop. Still, I think a girl with some customer service savvy would do much better than the skanks with shitty attitudes.[/QUOTE]"Low tier sex workers are not know for anything other than a flash in the pan of good reviews most often followed by tragedy. This is a sub culture that is isolated from well being. I don't expect any consistency in this arena. At this price point you get what you get. I suppose there are a few that come around that know how to capitalize and provide good customer service with consistency. But as we all know stability is not a common ingredient with this subset of our culture. It's like playing slot machines. You know you're most likely going to lose. But you keep going back for the big maybe. ".

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5155219]Sometimes a girl will stay on my maybe list for a long time. Take Jessica for example:

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/in-call-only-80qv-120hhr/964194730106[/URL]

I'd heard good things. Nice body, tight, game to fuck, etc. But whenever I tried to coordinate, her attitude eventually revealed itself (rushed, rude, bitter). And I'd set her back on the shelf.

I was desperate recently and as "luck" would have it timing worked, I didn't spend a lot of time communicating, I just pulled the trigger, so to speak. Within 15 minutes, I was in her room.

She's older than I prefer. Splotchy skin. Resting ***** face. And although I paid $150 for a hhr, once I was between her legs, and I hadn't popped in less than a minute, she started rushing me. Total time was less than 20 minutes, so there was plenty of time left. The fragile illusion I'd maintained was gone, I hurried up and popped, and proceeded to get the fuck out as quickly and unceremoniously as I could.

She whines about people playing games with her. Gosh, I wonder why.

I'll never repeat. Not even for free.[/QUOTE]I know all to well what are you saying. I too read some decent reviews on Jessica, but after trying 3 times to meet her unsuccessfully, I finally had something set up and she ghosted me. I actually thought I saw her standing on a corner as I drove around her neighborhood. I could have been wrong, but it sure looked like her pictures.

Total waste of time.

I M.

[QUOTE=Buford87;5155252]Well came home fully loaded, thought I had something set up with Brittan and confirmed in the am when I was in town, made it to the destination and get a txt as I pulled up that she had an emergency come up. Had high hopes on it as communication was going very well, so much for that.[/QUOTE]Sorry that this happened to you. A couple of years ago, she was one of the best and most reliable in the area. Since her two short vacations, she has become one of the most successful time wasters. I've seen her several times in the past, but have had the same experience lately that you had. Some of her excuses are pretty far fetched, and not very believable.

I M.

There are two fairly consistent ads for what is I think the same place, an Asian apartment off Rimrock. It's not a giant secret as they will text you the address if you say Hi. There were several beds / bedrooms so to speak in the apartment, so my guess is there are multiple girls (maybe one per phone number?

Anyway, I decided to give it a shot. I have to say, after wasting considerable time chasing other providers, this was a breath of fresh air. It's a no frills experience. But there's zero time wasting and bullshit. I did the 30 minute option at $140. I was in and out of there in less than 20 minutes. Cute girl, probably not the quoted 23 years old, but also not obviously a granny. My guess is she's late 20's? Cute, friendly, but business like. Not cold, just she had a routine and she led me through it. We got undressed, she took her mask off, put a cover on, and gave me a very nice CBJ. She insisted I keep my mask on. After a little bit of that, she puts her mask back on, lubes me up and gets on top. We eventually turn over and I think I fucked her deep for at least 5 minutes. I couldn't believe I lasted that long. LOL.

Like I said, no frills, but no bullshit either. I probably won't repeat, but I don't feel like it was a waste of time or money. Who knows, I'll get desperate, try a dozen other girls with shitty communication, and then eventually try the Asian apartment again.

I responded to the ad with the 786 area code, but they both send the same address:

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/asian100-real-bbbj69lick/116665904055[/URL]

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/608-421-8926healthy-and-clean/579815716737[/URL]

The routine is not my thing. And I tend to prefer GFE, few rules, etc. So that's primarily why I wouldn't repeat. Because I'm still looking for my unicorn.

I'm just a little nervous cause I don't want to walk in then walk out because the ladies don't look great.

[QUOTE=MWNewbie;5156834]I'm just a little nervous cause I don't want to walk in then walk out because the ladies don't look great.[/QUOTE]I've never been there, but my impression is that you can walk in, survey the talent, and walk right the fuck out if you don't see anyone you're interested in. Will they glare at you? Maybe. I assume it happens often.

Anyone have a link to an add.

Or contact information.

Is she east or west side?

Looked all over here and STG could not find add.

Lacey looked good: [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/blondes-do-it-better/010406796335[/URL].

But she is a rip off artist?

Might consider Soccer mom but she is not posted in awhile either.

Never thought I would have to keep a book for hobby.

[QUOTE=Free34;5157304]Anyone have a link to an add.

Or contact information.

Is she east or west side?

Looked all over here and STG could not find add.

Lacey looked good: [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/blondes-do-it-better/010406796335[/URL].

But she is a rip off artist?

Might consider Soccer mom but she is not posted in awhile either.

Never thought I would have to keep a book for hobby.[/QUOTE][URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/brittan-kitten-top-notch-gfe/265386818553[/URL]

[QUOTE=Free34;5157304]Anyone have a link to an add.

Or contact information.

Is she east or west side?

Looked all over here and STG could not find add.
[/QUOTE]I think she pulls her ad when she's not available. That would be a rational approach if she were responsive when her ad is up. But given that her responsiveness is almost always non-existent, she may as well leave her ad up all the time. My 2 cents.

Anyway, let google be your friend:

[URL]https://www.google.com/search?q=brittan[/URL]+madison+escort.

[QUOTE=Free34;5157304]Anyone have a link to an add.

Or contact information.

Is she east or west side?

Looked all over here and STG could not find add.

Lacey looked good: [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/blondes-do-it-better/010406796335[/URL].

But she is a rip off artist?

Might consider Soccer mom but she is not posted in awhile either.

Never thought I would have to keep a book for hobby.[/QUOTE]Here's a more recent ad for Lacey put up this morning.

[URL]https://phoenix.skipthegames.com/fem...r/983686817313[/URL]

Would be great time of year to visit.

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5157093]I've never been there, but my impression is that you can walk in, survey the talent, and walk right the fuck out if you don't see anyone you're interested in. Will they glare at you? Maybe. I assume it happens often.[/QUOTE]If you don't look back how would you know they are glaring at you?

I have swung in and left a couple of times. Does not seem to be a big deal.

[QUOTE=MWNewbie;5156834]I'm just a little nervous cause I don't want to walk in then walk out because the ladies don't look great.[/QUOTE]To answer your question: On this board and on RM, you are going to see reviews and get opinions of differing viewpoints, but overall, none of the reviews are a turn off or discouraging. The real issue may be your level of discomfort with walking out if you don't see, or get a provider to your liking. Why? You are a dude paying for sexual services. And, you're embarrassed about walking out? They don't know who you are, and you will most likely never come back. Yet, that moment is too awkward for you to go check it out just in case you don't like the ladies? You may also have a really enjoyable time too. Stop and think about it, you are a guy paying for sexual service and you're embarrassed about leaving?

Relax, go see them, and report.

Good luck.

Is Lexxi still around? I haven't seen any ads for quite awhile. Didn't know if she's just seeing her regulars or has moved on.

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;5158020]Is Lexxi still around? I haven't seen any ads for quite awhile. Didn't know if she's just seeing her regulars or has moved on.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure she's regulars only now. She used to respond same day for me if I texted her but now it can be several days later but she will usually respond back.

Last time I saw her she looked great, her weight can fluctuate but she was nice and trim and honestly she looked the best I've seen her.

[QUOTE=MWNewbie;5156834]I'm just a little nervous cause I don't want to walk in then walk out because the ladies don't look great.[/QUOTE]Sadly the old days where you could check the schedule online for there are gone. But you can always call and see who is there. I recommend reading back for a few reviews for Geisha House or GH and make a list of who you may like to see. Then go when you know she will be there. Tell them you are coming to see her but want to survey the talent of whomever else is available that day too.

It's a business. I have asked a few girls flat out how they feel about it when guys walk out and if it bothers them. They told me it's not a big deal. Every guy has their fantasy in mind and maybe she wasn't it and they shouldn't pay for what they don't want. If you leave it won't bother them.

Look at it this way, you're willing to walk in a whorehouse. Check. You're willing to decide between four different girls rejecting 3/4 of them. Check. You're willing to pay money for sex. Check. You're willing to get naked with a complete stranger and have sex. Check.

What you're not willing to do is walk into a restaurant, check the menu and leave because you don't like Italian food? Stop worrying about it. What do you do if you set up a date with some smoke show in photos in an ad and show up and she's 7 months pregnant? Go through with it or walk away? You need to get better at walking away.

Personally, I just fuck the pregnant broad and walk away because I'm a fucking pig.

[QUOTE=BeerGood;5157777]Here's a more recent ad for Lacey put up this morning.

[URL]https://phoenix.skipthegames.com/fem...r/983686817313[/URL]

Would be great time of year to visit.[/QUOTE]The add is for Arizona. LOL.

[QUOTE=LoveBoydodo;5159091]The add is for Arizona. LOL.[/QUOTE]Txt yesterday she said it was 64 there. Said she be back soon. Feb 1 I think. Curb. Just waiting. P.S real pics of her. Nice fuckin body & cute 2

Do we think this is Julianna?

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/new-girl-new-entertainment/456853975278[/URL]

Photos are from a stock image library.

Response was to a residential address.

Just seems like her.

Play Safe.

Bob.

[QUOTE=CurbFeeler;5159405]Txt yesterday she said it was 64 there. Said she be back soon. Feb 1 I think. Curb. Just waiting. P.S real pics of her. Nice fuckin body & cute 2[/QUOTE]What kind of charm do you play Curb? I have texted twice, both times no answer!

[QUOTE=SpongeBob;5159461]Do we think this is Julianna?

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/new-girl-new-entertainment/456853975278[/URL]

Photos are from a stock image library.

Response was to a residential address.

Just seems like her.

Play Safe.

Bob.[/QUOTE]Yes, it's her. I stopped by to see her at that address a couple of months ago. I had to do the old forgot my money dance. She didn't look that great in person and her greeting was not warm. Again, I've learned to listen to friction.

[QUOTE=TJ321;5158892]What do you do if you set up a date with some smoke show in photos in an ad and show up and she's 7 months pregnant? Go through with it or walk away? You need to get better at walking away.

Personally, I just fuck the pregnant broad and walk away because I'm a fucking pig.[/QUOTE]Do you have a link for this pregnant one? LOL.

I'll be in the area tomorrow and reached out to Kenzie Bay. I don't see and TER reviews.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/kenzie-bay[/URL]

[QUOTE=TheHand;5116319]She probably has her kids. She takes off a few months when she does.[/QUOTE]I haven't had any success in contacting Mia? - Any updates from anyone?

[QUOTE=CWyoop76;5161047]I haven't had any success in contacting Mia? - Any updates from anyone?[/QUOTE]That's the rumor. Can't say where I heard it but she's supposed to be back in February. She's not in trouble or anything. Just taking a little break as I understand.

[QUOTE=LoveBoydodo;5160079]What kind of charm do you play Curb? I have texted twice, both times no answer![/QUOTE]I answered both times. What do ya need. Curb.

I hope so. I kinda miss her.

[QUOTE=TravelinHandy;5161197]That's the rumor. Can't say where I heard it but she's supposed to be back in February. She's not in trouble or anything. Just taking a little break as I understand.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5160420]Yes, it's her. I stopped by to see her at that address a couple of months ago. I had to do the old forgot my money dance. She didn't look that great in person and her greeting was not warm. Again, I've learned to listen to friction.[/QUOTE]I have a friend who's not on the page tell me today that with in last week he went and seen her. Well, he thought he was going to. Got inside and went to room. He said she went in to use bathroom, all the time she was talking to him. While that was going on he heard the front door open. Said he locked the bedroom door and someone was trying to get in. She came out of bathroom like what is going on, and he said you know what the fuck is going on. She unlocked the door and black dude came in. Dude acted like he was shocked someone was there. Told him to get the fuck out but my buddy wouldn't go, until he got his donation back. They said Fuck no but my buddy is a CC. Guess who got there money back.

Bottom line, avoid this *****.

[QUOTE=CurbFeeler;5161352]I answered both times. What do ya need. Curb.[/QUOTE]I meant she never replied back to my text. .

[QUOTE=BrunoMadison;5161500]I have a friend who's not on the page tell me today that with in last week he went and seen her. Well, he thought he was going to. Got inside and went to room. He said she went in to use bathroom, all the time she was talking to him. While that was going on he heard the front door open. Said he locked the bedroom door and someone was trying to get in. She came out of bathroom like what is going on, and he said you know what the fuck is going on. She unlocked the door and black dude came in. Dude acted like he was shocked someone was there. Told him to get the fuck out but my buddy wouldn't go, until he got his donation back. They said Fuck no but my buddy is a CC. Guess who got there money back.

Bottom line, avoid this *****.[/QUOTE]Thanks for reporting that. I had a bad feeling with that incall. It's a private residence. Who knows who else is there. That wasn't the only reason I bailed. She just did not look healthy. For the longest time, she was very coy about discussing her menu. Often saying no FS. And now if you ask about rules or limits she says anything goes. "Bare?" Yes. So in light of what you wrote, I understand why. She's not all of a sudden open to anything. Instead, she uses that to lure people in and rip them off. I'm glad your friend stayed safe and got out with his money. Personally, $150 is not worth risking having to shoot someone in their home. What am I going to do at that point, run away?

I chose instead to just bail before I got that far. Of course, I'm rarely that smart.

My approach is flight. As soon as there is any indication of a ripoff, I'm gone. Focusing only on getting out safely without escalation. Thankfully, it doesn't happen that often.

Has anyone seen Stacy?

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/petite-blonde-ready-for-fun/750965134398[/URL]

[QUOTE=BeerGood;5157777]Here's a more recent ad for Lacey put up this morning.

[URL]https://phoenix.skipthegames.com/fem...r/983686817313[/URL]

Would be great time of year to visit.[/QUOTE]Great time to go get a case of coronavirus there, to go. NOT Curb. Just saying. STAY SAFE.

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5162354]Thanks for reporting that. I had a bad feeling with that incall. It's a private residence. Who knows who else is there. That wasn't the only reason I bailed. She just did not look healthy. For the longest time, she was very coy about discussing her menu. Often saying no FS. And now if you ask about rules or limits she says anything goes. "Bare?" Yes. So in light of what you wrote, I understand why. She's not all of a sudden open to anything. Instead, she uses that to lure people in and rip them off. I'm glad your friend stayed safe and got out with his money. Personally, $150 is not worth risking having to shoot someone in their home. What am I going to do at that point, run away?

I chose instead to just bail before I got that far. Of course, I'm rarely that smart.

My approach is flight. As soon as there is any indication of a ripoff, I'm gone. Focusing only on getting out safely without escalation. Thankfully, it doesn't happen that often.[/QUOTE]If you have a CCW and use your weapon while committing a crime and yes that means any crime even a misdemeanor (I. E. Thinking you where going to bang a hooker), guess what? Your CCW is meaningless. As flagrant said, yeah at that point your fucked and running away might be your best option. Generally speaking, shooting someone in 'self defense' while committing a crime of any kind isn't going to hold water. Why? Because you put yourself in that situation by breaking the law. That being said, a lot will depend on the the the Distract attorney. A white guy shooting a black guy would be a bit problematic in Madison.

[QUOTE=NoDamage;5162881]If you have a CCW and use your weapon while committing a crime and yes that means any crime even a misdemeanor (I. E. Thinking you where going to bang a hooker), guess what? Your CCW is meaningless. As flagrant said, yeah at that point your fucked and running away might be your best option. Generally speaking, shooting someone in 'self defense' while committing a crime of any kind isn't going to hold water. Why? Because you put yourself in that situation by breaking the law. That being said, a lot will depend on the the the Distract attorney. A white guy shooting a black guy would be a bit problematic in Madison.[/QUOTE]Hell if you're already to that point. Might as well Rob them of ALL their cash. Take their wallets, purses and photograph their D / L's and threaten them with additional harm if they're thinking revenge. Might as well ask her for that DT BJ too! BTW, who uses a home to rob mongers?

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5162354]Thanks for reporting that. I had a bad feeling with that incall. It's a private residence. Who knows who else is there. That wasn't the only reason I bailed. She just did not look healthy. For the longest time, she was very coy about discussing her menu. Often saying no FS. And now if you ask about rules or limits she says anything goes. "Bare?" Yes. So in light of what you wrote, I understand why. She's not all of a sudden open to anything. Instead, she uses that to lure people in and rip them off. I'm glad your friend stayed safe and got out with his money. Personally, $150 is not worth risking having to shoot someone in their home. What am I going to do at that point, run away?

I chose instead to just bail before I got that far. Of course, I'm rarely that smart.

My approach is flight. As soon as there is any indication of a ripoff, I'm gone. Focusing only on getting out safely without escalation. Thankfully, it doesn't happen that often.[/QUOTE]I personally couldn't agree more with you and NoDamage. Cash can be replaced, a shooting or you being shot not so much.

[QUOTE=Shooter61;5162921]Hell if you're already to that point. Might as well Rob them of ALL their cash. Take their wallets, purses and photograph their D / L's and threaten them with additional harm if they're thinking revenge. Might as well ask her for that DT BJ too! BTW, who uses a home to rob mongers?[/QUOTE]Dude, I like your style.

I'd like to think that there would be fewer ripoffs if more mongers were prepared to defend themselves. I doubt it, but it's a nice thought.

[QUOTE=TravelinHandy;5161197]That's the rumor. Can't say where I heard it but she's supposed to be back in February. She's not in trouble or anything. Just taking a little break as I understand.[/QUOTE]"Blondes do it best. With 602 area code real pics nice fuckin tits ass too. Clean pussy all covered, great CBJ too whole package. & ya asian Mia. Curb approved. P. S she got a great attitude 2. Just found out gone till Feb 1. ".

Are you referring to the above quote by Curb in general reports few weeks ago? He was referring to Lacey. If you have different source, then that is a good news.

New add posted [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/untamed-uninhibited-ms-brittan/336198551510[/URL].

Thank you to the guys who gave some help on earlier post.

Appreciate it.

[QUOTE=Free34;5163769]New add posted [URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/untamed-uninhibited-ms-brittan/336198551510[/URL].

Thank you to the guys who gave some help on earlier post.

Appreciate it.[/QUOTE]Hopefully fellow Mongers understand that if you reach out to her she will have you drive to her to go radio silent and waste your time. Don't waste your time with her. She's a great lay but I have way better shit to do than drive to someone's location just to have them ghost me.

[QUOTE=LoveBoydodo;5163387]"Blondes do it best. With 602 area code real pics nice fuckin tits ass too. Clean pussy all covered, great CBJ too whole package. & ya asian Mia. Curb approved. P. S she got a great attitude 2. Just found out gone till Feb 1. ".

Are you referring to the above quote by Curb in general reports few weeks ago? He was referring to Lacey. If you have different source, then that is a good news.[/QUOTE]No. I was responding to the post about Asian Mia.

[QUOTE=TravelinHandy;5163906]No. I was responding to the post about Asian Mia.[/QUOTE]That means you have a different source for intel on Mia. That is a very good news that she is returning!