Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BigSock;2840487]I have not seen Summer in a few months but everytime I visit her I receive a very good massage. Yes sometimes she does not return calls and sometimes she talks to much but I think she is a really nice person and I enjoy her massages.[/QUOTE]I never meant to imply that Summer wasn't a nice person and I'm sure she is. I also think she's beautiful, but what I want sounds like she does not offer. So to avoid any embarrassment for either one of us, I wouldn't want to waste her time or mine. I love a combination of massage with a great hand and / or mouth finish. That's why I have Catz and Monica on my bucket list. Thanks for the reply tho.

Wanted to see if any body has had the chance to meet with this lady. Looks like fun and if not may TOFT. Let me know by PM if possible. Thanks ElNino.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/newmeet-kate-i-heard-you-like-voluptuous-blondes/19886842[/URL]

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[QUOTE=Elnino1978;2841224]Wanted to see if any body has had the chance to meet with this lady. Looks like fun and if not may TOFT. Let me know by PM if possible. Thanks ElNino.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/newmeet-kate-i-heard-you-like-voluptuous-blondes/19886842[/URL][/QUOTE]Took one for the team last week. She's definitely an older gal, the one in the pics. Works from her small home off Watson. Basement location, cluttered but workable. Real massage table and a draped "room" next to the laundry room, with a too-bright basement window overlooking the table. She should drape that thing so it's more intimate feeling and less like an operating room. TOO BRIGHT. Kate uses baby oil, which isn't my favorite, but it was better than none at all, which I dislike even more.

I went for the half hour for 100 or 120. Can't recall. She stays clothed and does a decent massage, has some training, and pays attention to knots or other sore areas if you alert her. Minor teasing, but enough to let me know it was going to be a decent finish.

On the flip, she does some more leg work, then gets to the main event. Definitely knows her way around a man's member and does it far better than some of the younger gals. I did coach her a bit on what I like, and she complied. I managed to gently grope her large twins a bit toward the end, and afterward she said she'll get topless on subsequent visits. Also mentioned that some guys had mentioned that she didn't have any reviews so they were a bit stand-offish. Well, now she has one. No worries, gents. She can do the job. Just isn't nearly as attractive or sensual as Sara or Tammy or some of YGND's girls. Kate mentioned at the end that her husband wasn't home, but he's fine with her side job at home and wouldn't ever bother us. Since she brings you in a rear entrance and straight downstairs, I can see that you'd never run into anyone else in her home. Safety is good.

Overall, she's a repeat for me. I'd put her on a par with Faro but less attractive surroundings and higher price. Kate's just more geographically desirable to me. Try her, YMMV.

LTB.

Any guys try out cha spa? If so, any intel? I might give it a go today. Would like to know if its worth the visit if possible.

[QUOTE=HungWell447;2843423]Any guys try out cha spa? If so, any intel? I might give it a go today. Would like to know if its worth the visit if possible.[/QUOTE]Go back just one week. Only three pages deep.

[QUOTE=BretM69;2843734]Go back just one week. Only three pages deep.[/QUOTE]Don't think there is anything coming out of Cha except guys dreaming that they got something, but remember it was only a dream not reality.

Hey guys! New to the forum and soaking up a plethora of knowledge about the local scene. Thanks for all of your objective and thorough reviews!

I've read quite a bit about YGND and also some recent activity on Aspen (who according to her ad on BP is specifically wanting to compete with YGND). Any thoughts on who to begin with? New at this and would appreciate any input. Also with the number of reviews on YGND is it necessary to use a "burner phone" to contact them? Sorry if I seem a little dumb at this but I read the 22 rules that really don't apply to massage parlors. Thoughts or suggestions greatly appreciated!

[QUOTE=Fbm014;2812705]Can someone PM me on any masseuses in St Peters or O'Fallon that are fun? I'm racking some serious miles on my vehicle and wasting a lot of time driving all over. Maybe someone flying UTR?[/QUOTE]Not that fun can't be had in St. Chas, but it can easily involve Uncle LEO as well. Be careful.

[QUOTE=TinyTaco;2844198]Hey guys! New to the forum and soaking up a plethora of knowledge about the local scene. Thanks for all of your objective and thorough reviews!

I've read quite a bit about YGND and also some recent activity on Aspen (who according to her ad on BP is specifically wanting to compete with YGND). Any thoughts on who to begin with? New at this and would appreciate any input. Also with the number of reviews on YGND is it necessary to use a "burner phone" to contact them? Sorry if I seem a little dumb at this but I read the 22 rules that really don't apply to massage parlors. Thoughts or suggestions greatly appreciated![/QUOTE]Aspen worth a visit, very skinny body, no extras, but nice enough. YGND is well reviewed here, and are generally very highly regarded so I'd say both a worth a visit.

So many stories. So many wishful thinking, wants. . and 99% of the time it ends up with lots of gas, time and money totally wasted with disappointments.

Here is the answer. There is NO good massage places in this whole St Louis area. NONE. Period. Even some of these reports with "got a HE" it is still a pathetic time in the end, and then once a report is posted saying they had a HE, 10 more guys run to the place only to be disappointed with NOTHING.

Face the facts. This area totally sucks for Massage places. They all false advertise beautiful young girls, and you get there and its 50+ woman and leave you disappointed.

Move on.

If you want a real Oriental Massage. You must travel. I travel to the East Coast with business, and there you will find the ULTIMATE massage places. Young beautiful girls, with drop dead gorgeous bodies, REAL table showers, and everything under the sun after a great massage.

Good luck. With your searches. But don't hold your breath around here. .

[QUOTE=OldDawg;2844716]Aspen worth a visit, very skinny body, no extras, but nice enough. YGND is well reviewed here, and are generally very highly regarded so I'd say both a worth a visit.[/QUOTE]Thanks OldDawg! It appears that there are not any issues with the more reviewed providers calling or texting back unexpectedly. Is a "burner" recommended for contacting these places or does it matter?

[QUOTE=Simplycool;2844751]So many stories. So many wishful thinking, wants. . and 99% of the time it ends up with lots of gas, time and money totally wasted with disappointments.

Here is the answer. There is NO good massage places in this whole St Louis area. NONE. Period. Even some of these reports with "got a HE" it is still a pathetic time in the end, and then once a report is posted saying they had a HE, 10 more guys run to the place only to be disappointed with NOTHING.

Face the facts. This area totally sucks for Massage places. They all false advertise beautiful young girls, and you get there and its 50+ woman and leave you disappointed.

Move on.

If you want a real Oriental Massage. You must travel. I travel to the East Coast with business, and there you will find the ULTIMATE massage places. Young beautiful girls, with drop dead gorgeous bodies, REAL table showers, and everything under the sun after a great massage.

Good luck. With your searches. But don't hold your breath around here. .[/QUOTE]Quoted for truth. Hoping to hit NY next month and indulge heavily while there! I've probably had 50 massages in STL and got a HJ during exactly one of them. Of the masseuses, exactly two of them were attractive. And no, the HJ wasn't from one of those!

A lot of "teasing" and leg-stroking while you do the work yourself does not cut it.

[QUOTE=TinyTaco;2844918]Thanks OldDawg! It appears that there are not any issues with the more reviewed providers calling or texting back unexpectedly. Is a "burner" recommended for contacting these places or does it matter?[/QUOTE]With YGND you are probably OK with your own phone. I have been a client for years and have never received a random text from Lake looking for appointments or anything else. No contact from her unless I reach out first. That said, why risk it? Get Google Voice or a similar app for your phone if you don't want a separate burner.

Any spots or body rub providers in salukiville?. Thanks for any help.

I've seen Sharon a few times and enjoy seeing her. I was going to give her a call, but I seem to misplace her number. I hid all my contacts under one generic name on my phone with multiple numbers and I don't remember which number is hers. I kind of don't want to just start calling down the list until I find which one it is. I'm not asking for her full number. Just the first 3 digits, so when I start typing it the number will pop up. If anyone can help please pm me. Thanks in advance.

Has anyone been to the Massage EG in O'fallon MO. Just wondering if anything goes on there thanks in advance.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-new-asian-sexy-young/20104970[/URL]

[QUOTE=TinyTaco;2844198]Hey guys! New to the forum and soaking up a plethora of knowledge about the local scene. Thanks for all of your objective and thorough reviews!

I've read quite a bit about YGND and also some recent activity on Aspen (who according to her ad on BP is specifically wanting to compete with YGND). Any thoughts on who to begin with? New at this and would appreciate any input. Also with the number of reviews on YGND is it necessary to use a "burner phone" to contact them? Sorry if I seem a little dumb at this but I read the 22 rules that really don't apply to massage parlors. Thoughts or suggestions greatly appreciated![/QUOTE]Always use a burner phone.

[QUOTE=WentzStl;2845868]Has anyone been to the Massage EG in O'fallon MO. Just wondering if anything goes on there thanks in advance.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-new-asian-sexy-young/20104970[/URL][/QUOTE]I have no info, but it seems the new thing for AMPs around here is to post a lot of sexy pics just to get us to come in for a legit massage. If by chance there is more going on here, how about we keep it on the QT.

[QUOTE=SunnyDaze;2845665]Any spots or body rub providers in salukiville?. Thanks for any help.[/QUOTE]Try the Asian Accupressure place on Glenview in Carbondale. I usually leave there pretty happy.

[QUOTE=Illside667;2840109]Visited with Summer a few months ago and forgot to post a review about it. I've been seeing Catz a lot over the past year but I am going to try to see some new providers to have a few ready when the others are busy.

Summer, I had tried calling her for probably a couple of years but she NEVER answers the phone which is weird since she posts on backpage about 2 times a day. One day she finally answered and I jumped at the chance because she is impossible to get a hold of. Location is near River City Casino and seemed safe enough, not shady.

Well unfortunately she was crazy of course. Talked non stop the entire time about people she thinks are after her, someone is trying to get her, blah blah blah. I think that is why she is so paranoid about answering the phone. Massage was ok, ending was DIY, but was told next time wouldn't be. Only problem is ever since then I can't get to answer the phone again. Go figure. By the time I left I think I knew every detail of her life.

I will probably repeat once, to try the HE, but probably not after that. Would I recommend? Probably not because of the craziness and paranoia, won't answer phone, etc.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/enjoy-summer-314-620-6386/4035474[/URL][/QUOTE]Summer pulled all her ads shortly after this post came up and I haven't seen one since. I'm guessing she saw this and didn't like it, especially if she is paranoid as you said.

[QUOTE=OldMongrel;2848458]Summer pulled all her ads shortly after this post came up and I haven't seen one since. I'm guessing she saw this and didn't like it, especially if she is paranoid as you said.[/QUOTE]Her ad was up yesterday in BP Massages.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/enjoy-summer-314-620-6386/4035474[/URL]

[QUOTE=RocketmanStl;2849993]Her ad was up yesterday in BP Massages.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/enjoy-summer-314-620-6386/4035474[/URL][/QUOTE]That's true. But she says on the she's not available till Monday, because of the holidays. Guess she's trying to schedule ahead.

[QUOTE=Bear46;2849998]That's true. But she says on the she's not available till Monday, because of the holidays. Guess she's trying to schedule ahead.[/QUOTE]Important to schedule a head.

I don't think I've seen her ad before today. If her pics are real, she looks cute and her rates are good. Anyone got the scoop if she's real or not?

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relax-with-this-sweet-blonde-beauty/18332658[/URL]

[quote=bear46;2849998]that's true. But she says on the she's not available till monday, because of the holidays. Guess she's trying to schedule ahead.[/quote]

[quote=downyonder;2850364]important to schedule a head.[/quote]lol lol lol lol.

[QUOTE=WentzStl;2845868]Has anyone been to the Massage EG in O'fallon MO. Just wondering if anything goes on there thanks in advance.

[URL]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-new-asian-sexy-young/20104970[/URL][/QUOTE]I stopped in. Was happy to see something in O'Fallon. Ad pics had me hopeful. Just a way to get traffic in the door though. The gal I seen in no way would pass for any one of the ones in the add. Surprised? Not at all. She avoided any grazing and just a note their oils have a floral odor that lingers with you. The other gal I seen there I've seen at another shop. I'm guessing several have the same owners.

[QUOTE=Fbm014;2850920]I stopped in. Was happy to see something in O'Fallon. Ad pics had me hopeful. Just a way to get traffic in the door though.
The gal I seen in no way would pass for any one of the ones in the add. Surprised? Not at all. She avoided any grazing and just a note their oils have a floral odor that lingers
with you. The other gal I seen there I've seen at another shop. I'm guessing several have the same owners.[/QUOTE]These same fake pics are on almost every ad for an AMP on BP. I would be willing to bet that none of those girls are even aware that their pics are being used to promote these ripoffs.

This one with the video of the hot babe licking her lips and acting like she wants to suck on junior is a good example of using fake pics and video. At it's finest. LOL I'm sure this works.

For a short while, then after everyone wises up, and they stop getting traffic in the door, they move to a. Wait for it. Tada! Grand Opening! New Location! New EVERYTHING! Yawn.

I hate posers and thieves.

http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-new-asian-sexy-young/20104970

[QUOTE=Fbm014;2850920]I stopped in. Was happy to see something in O'Fallon. Ad pics had me hopeful. Just a way to get traffic in the door though. The gal I seen in no way would pass for any one of the ones in the add. Surprised? Not at all. She avoided any grazing and just a note their oils have a floral odor that lingers with you. The other gal I seen there I've seen at another shop. I'm guessing several have the same owners.[/QUOTE]I agree. The gal was the same as the location on manchester. Notice their ads are looking similar. Unfortunately, waste of time-diy was available--ugh.

[QUOTE=Fbm014;2850920]I stopped in. Was happy to see something in O'Fallon. Ad pics had me hopeful. Just a way to get traffic in the door though. The gal I seen in no way would pass for any one of the ones in the add. Surprised? Not at all. She avoided any grazing and just a note their oils have a floral odor that lingers with you. The other gal I seen there I've seen at another shop. I'm guessing several have the same owners.[/QUOTE]Not a surprising report, especially since brand new. How was the setup? Private rooms with doors, no peepholes, etc? I tried the new one by Salvatore's and knew it would be a waste when they took me in back and there was only curtains. We desperately need an at least teasing AMP in Lake St. Louis or further west.

[QUOTE=RubMeNow123;2851675]Not a surprising report, especially since brand new. How was the setup? Private rooms with doors, no peepholes, etc? I tried the new one by Salvatore's and knew it would be a waste when they took me in back and there was only curtains. We desperately need an at least teasing AMP in Lake St. Louis or further west.[/QUOTE]Read my post below. There is NO good AMPs around St Louis area. NONE. If you want good AMPs. Northeast Coast is where it is at. The other problem is, as soon as someone finds an AMP around here that does satisfy. They publicly post about their experience. THen you have a ton of guys running to that AMP. This I would imagine triggers all kinds of warning and they stop cold from doing anything.

PLus not to mention, makes you wonder if vice watches these boards for info on illegal activities? In any case. Like I said below. You are wasting your time expecting more than a massage anywhere around her.

[QUOTE=Simplycool;2852140]Read my post below. There is NO good AMPs around St Louis area. NONE. If you want good AMPs. Northeast Coast is where it is at. The other problem is, as soon as someone finds an AMP around here that does satisfy. They publicly post about their experience. THen you have a ton of guys running to that AMP. This I would imagine triggers all kinds of warning and they stop cold from doing anything.

PLus not to mention, makes you wonder if vice watches these boards for info on illegal activities? In any case. Like I said below. You are wasting your time expecting more than a massage anywhere around her.[/QUOTE]Yep, waste of time. The defination of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

Could we change the name of this thread to "The Not So Much Massage Parlor Reports?

[QUOTE=Simplycool;2852140]Read my post below. There is NO good AMPs around St Louis area. NONE. If you want good AMPs. Northeast Coast is where it is at. The other problem is, as soon as someone finds an AMP around here that does satisfy. They publicly post about their experience. THen you have a ton of guys running to that AMP. This I would imagine triggers all kinds of warning and they stop cold from doing anything.

PLus not to mention, makes you wonder if vice watches these boards for info on illegal activities? In any case. Like I said below. You are wasting your time expecting more than a massage anywhere around her.[/QUOTE]Thats it Weezy I'm heading to the east side.

Needed a massage, so I visited Samantha at 3 XXX Hampton. Same girl from south county. Nice parking spot given lots of small businesses and thus avoiding the likelihood of being noticed. Just your typical topless average rub and tug by a nice lady. She is older than advertised by in shape for a 40 year old woman. Quiet room, slightly darkened and soft music. Okay massage with non-scented lotion. Breast play is good but only touch over garments for the rest. Didn't get the impression FS was even remotely on the table. 80 for hh. Seems to be the going rate but expensive to me given no real touching.

[QUOTE=FreightShaker1;2854021]Thats it Weezy I'm heading to the east side.[/QUOTE]Great George Jefferson reference.

[QUOTE=Fbm014;2850920]I stopped in. Was happy to see something in O'Fallon. Ad pics had me hopeful. Just a way to get traffic in the door though. The gal I seen in no way would pass for any one of the ones in the add. Surprised? Not at all. She avoided any grazing and just a note their oils have a floral odor that lingers with you. The other gal I seen there I've seen at another shop. I'm guessing several have the same owners.[/QUOTE]Seems they are all about the same. East side is seeming more promising but hate the drive LOL.

Sounds like more fun then the AMPs in stc but can't find her LOL pm me if you can help a brother out!

[QUOTE=StChuck636;2855662]Sounds like more fun then the AMPs in stc but can't find her LOL pm me if you can help a brother out![/QUOTE]If you can't find her number on your own, I won't help you. You have 5 post and none of them have any useful info. How do we know your not LE?