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[QUOTE=RichardHead57; 1728252]I TOFTT and saw this one at a bad incall location in Goodlettsville. She was smoking when I showed up and the room was nasty. It was a little hard to see her at first because it was dark, but I was thinking with the little Richard and got the business out of the way. She undressed and I slipped on the cover to start mish. While we're mishing, she starts talking and asks about where I'm from, what I do for a living, etc. As if we're on a first date. The conversation was one of the oddest I've ever while doing the deed in my experience. She starts telling me a little about herself when all of a sudden I happen to look at her face and she smiles. WHAMO! I gagged. Not fictitiously, literally; I literally gagged. If I had eaten in the last hour, that poor girl's face would have been covered in my vomit. My little Richard followed up with it's best Gonzo impression. I couldn't stomach what I had just seen. I'm not sure you could call those teeth, they were literally black pegs coming out of her gums. I quickly cut my losses, tossed the cover and started getting dressed. I ended up losin $1. 5 and what felt like my dignity. I'm rather certain I scrubbed my rocks for an hour in the shower. At this point, I probably don't have to tell you I wouldn't repeat.

[url]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dont-miss-out-24/7501337[/url][/QUOTE]I got to feeling she's going to be nasty but I got to say I like to conversate like that when we 1st start to do IT.

[QUOTE=Rome1188;1728483]Dam that story was hilarious. I can't believe you let her keep it so dark that you couldn't see her before paying. I would've thought someone was hiding in there or something if she had the room that dark. Great story though.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I effed that situation up. She didn't smile or talk much until she had the money in hand. All seemed well at first. She was even wearing high heels. I did take a cursory glance around the room as all good mongers do; it was small and the bathroom door was open. I'm always learning something new about the hobby. Going to take a TOFTT break for a bit and stick with my regulars (Tiffany, Kati, Nadia) and a few UTRs I've become acquainted with.

[QUOTE=Maxim V;1727254]I went htere for a visit, got Jessika, not bad looking nice rack, but no extras.[/QUOTE]Just saw Jessica earlier today. She's actually quite beautiful I thought. Said she was 28 and looks it. She's got a great body, tight ass, great rack. And she actually let my hands roam quite a bit, which got my hopes up for nothing. She doesn't insist on the drape and isn't shy about fully massaging the butt. And she does just about as much as the inner upper thigh as she can without actually brushing anything. It was a great massage but ultimately unsatisfying. I will probably repeat because the massage was great, she is sweet and beautiful, and there's always the hope.

[QUOTE=RichardHead57; 1728252]I TOFTT and saw this one at a bad incall location in Goodlettsville. She was smoking when I showed up and the room was nasty. It was a little hard to see her at first because it was dark, but I was thinking with the little Richard and got the business out of the way. She undressed and I slipped on the cover to start mish. While we're mishing, she starts talking and asks about where I'm from, what I do for a living, etc. As if we're on a first date. The conversation was one of the oddest I've ever while doing the deed in my experience. She starts telling me a little about herself when all of a sudden I happen to look at her face and she smiles. WHAMO! I gagged. Not fictitiously, literally; I literally gagged. If I had eaten in the last hour, that poor girl's face would have been covered in my vomit. My little Richard followed up with it's best Gonzo impression. I couldn't stomach what I had just seen. I'm not sure you could call those teeth, they were literally black pegs coming out of her gums. I quickly cut my losses, tossed the cover and started getting dressed. I ended up losin $1. 5 and what felt like my dignity. I'm rather certain I scrubbed my rocks for an hour in the shower. At this point, I probably don't have to tell you I wouldn't repeat.

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Body looks OK. Hell send her to a Dental School that can be fixed. I guess she was a crack head or is that a meth head, I forget.

I believe Bob Jones had the pleasure and didn't have a lot of good to say about it.

[QUOTE=Maxim V;1728140]She looks as if she has a nice package, but I may have to toftt.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RichardHead57; 1728252]I TOFTT and saw this one at a bad incall location in Goodlettsville. She was smoking when I showed up and the room was nasty. It was a little hard to see her at first because it was dark, but I was thinking with the little Richard and got the business out of the way. She undressed and I slipped on the cover to start mish. While we're mishing, she starts talking and asks about where I'm from, what I do for a living, etc. As if we're on a first date. The conversation was one of the oddest I've ever while doing the deed in my experience. She starts telling me a little about herself when all of a sudden I happen to look at her face and she smiles. WHAMO! I gagged. Not fictitiously, literally; I literally gagged. If I had eaten in the last hour, that poor girl's face would have been covered in my vomit. My little Richard followed up with it's best Gonzo impression. I couldn't stomach what I had just seen. I'm not sure you could call those teeth, they were literally black pegs coming out of her gums. I quickly cut my losses, tossed the cover and started getting dressed. I ended up losin $1. 5 and what felt like my dignity. I'm rather certain I scrubbed my rocks for an hour in the shower. At this point, I probably don't have to tell you I wouldn't repeat.

[url]http://nashville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dont-miss-out-24/7501337[/url][/QUOTE]Okay, so now we have yet another rule. Always have them smile first.

Yikes!

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Anyone seen her yet? No pictures to check and not much hitting on the phone number.

Thanks BigJ

Well, we need some good horror stories on the board to go along with BJ's quality erotic stories.

[QUOTE=Daboyz22; 1728840]Okay, so now we have yet another rule. Always have them smile first.

Yikes![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blackhawk 101;1728726]Body looks OK. Hell send her to a Dental School that can be fixed. I guess she was a crack head or is that a meth head, I forget.[/QUOTE]I had a similiar experience with a girl I met off POF a few years ago. Drove all the way to cookeville so see those teeth. Fucked her anyway LOL. Didn't pay, just a bootycall.

[QUOTE=Bucktrain;1729073]I had a similiar experience with a girl I met off POF a few years ago. Drove all the way to cookeville so see those teeth. Fucked her anyway LOL. Didn't pay, just a bootycall.[/QUOTE]You could have given her a little bit of help to maybe get her teeth fixed. Come on guys spread the love!

[QUOTE=Kiyakubuke;1728355]LOL, sorry for your bad experience, but thanks for the post. Almost sounds like something out of movie. With those teeth is it a good thing you didn't opt for a BBBJ. You may not have survived.[/QUOTE]Wood chipper.

[QUOTE=Gotta Run;1729096]You could have given her a little bit of help to maybe get her teeth fixed. Come on guys spread the love![/QUOTE]Just some lonely chick who I talked into meeting me for some fun. Only cost me a motel room and a pizza delivered LOL. The methheads grind their teeth down.

Good thing you didn't go to A level-that could be where her teeth went.

[QUOTE=FatPanda;1728711]Just saw Jessica earlier today. She's actually quite beautiful I thought. Said she was 28 and looks it. She's got a great body, tight ass, great rack. And she actually let my hands roam quite a bit, which got my hopes up for nothing. She doesn't insist on the drape and isn't shy about fully massaging the butt. And she does just about as much as the inner upper thigh as she can without actually brushing anything. It was a great massage but ultimately unsatisfying. I will probably repeat because the massage was great, she is sweet and beautiful, and there's always the hope.[/QUOTE]Went to this place today late evening around 8-8:15. The place is not easy to find so I had to call them and was given very good direction in English. This place is next to Midas that comes before Midas if you are going from West. Anyways got there and opted for 45 minutes massage. There comes in the room Jessica. Nice girl but in my experience I was a bit scared and didn't try too much to roam my hands until the end after flip and I started roaming it every where with no oppose. The massage was good and gave good relaxation to my back. House fee of 0. 5 with 0. 1 Tip. Cost me 0. 6. I still had sometime to Kill so opted for another hour massage but she said she has another customer waiting for her but I went for an hour more anyways and there comes Wendy. Same experience with her as mentioned by someone earlier. Looks like few more visits will ensure that you will leave happy. And on top of everything the massage is excellent. I would be going here several times. And on insist they gave me the VIP card that will give you 30 min free massage after every 4 visits.

Play Hard and Play safe.

SmartSexy

[QUOTE=Tits Mcfloppin;1728595]I got to feeling she's going to be nasty but I got to say I like to conversate like that when we 1st start to do IT.[/QUOTE]Yes and make sure you ask her to turn on the light and then Smile Please so that you can see teeth as well. LOL