MotorCity Mayhem

[QUOTE=SalBass;5645796]Ummm yeah she's had kids but your size was hurting her. Give me a break, never heard so much nonsense. Have you ever done a review not talking about your "size"?[/QUOTE]I must have misunderstood the purpose of this forum. I thought it was to exchange as much info as possible about providers to steer mongers to the good ones and away from the bad ones. Looks like it has just become another troll convention. I wrote seven paragraphs about a lovely girl including the fact that she is a bonafide spinner and THAT was all you came away with?

SalBassm, I yield to your superior intellect and your typical one line, "she's a pig" posts. You truly have an overwhelming economy with words. And original thoughts.

I'm a big guy. I like small women. I figure there are other mongers who are big guys that like small women. I only mention my magnificent dick when it is relevant, like to inform other mongers which girls can and cannot take dick.

I've posted eleven detailed reviews since I started in February. How many have you posted since then that are anything more than "she did this for that much money and she's a pig"? How many in your 3 1/2 years of posting to this forum?

If you don't like my stuff, don't read it, or better yet, block me, but either way stop wasting everyone's time with your unproductive drival.

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5646735]I must have misunderstood the purpose of this forum. I thought it was to exchange as much info as possible about providers to steer mongers to the good ones and away from the bad ones. Looks like it has just become another troll convention. I wrote seven paragraphs about a lovely girl and THAT was all you came away with?

SalBassm, I yield to your superior intellect and your typical one line, "she's a pig" posts. You truly have an overwhelming economy with words. And original thoughts.

I'm a big guy. I like small women. I figure there are other mongers who are big guys that like small women. I only mention my magnificent dick when it is relevant, like to inform other mongers which girls can and cannot take dick.

I've posted eleven detailed reviews since I started in Februrary. How many have you posted since then that are anything more than "she did this for that much money and she's a pig"? How many in your 3 1/2 years of posting to this forum?

If you don't like my stuff, don't read it, or better yet, block me, but either way stop wasting everyone's time with your unproductive drival.[/QUOTE]Fair response. I appreciate your reviews.

[QUOTE=EastsideYoung;5646124]Bro, you have a small weiner. It's OK because no one's asking. You are not going to hurt a single one of these girls. Nobody is.[/QUOTE]Is a small Weiner still considered a baloney pony?

He clearly said baloney pony. LOL.

[QUOTE=NeilYoung999;5646769]Is a small Weiner still considered a baloney pony?

He clearly said baloney pony. LOL.[/QUOTE]More than likely a slim jim. It's like people with money for example. You know a mfers broke when they're always tryin to tell you how much money they have. People who really got it don't feel the need to let everyone know everytime they speak.

[QUOTE=TomTigers;5646389]Are you this much of an idiot in real life or only online?[/QUOTE]Give the guy a break, it's just the hip new edgy thing to do is put politics in a place where it's not wanted. Damn liberals. So cool and edgy.

[QUOTE=EastsideYoung;5646891]More than likely a slim jim. It's like people with money for example. You know a mfers broke when they're always tryin to tell you how much money they have. People who really got it don't feel the need to let everyone know everytime they speak.[/QUOTE]Y'all responding to his report are one or both of the above. The context in which size became relevant was informative about her not him. I for one appreciate knowing which providers can handle a big Dick because yeah, I got a big one too. And don't worry all you little Dick guys out there, because a pussy don't get blown out like that. Like the she had children comment? That's ignorant on many levels.

We can take this to the fight room or cleanup this mess and get back to posting relevant and informative stuff.

[QUOTE=Argongas1;5645741]Every single Republican voter in my family has been (willingly) unemployed for years and / or addicted to various narcotics. Waiting for the "jobs to come back". Never apply when they do. On disability for things they don't really have. Every one of them.

Liberal me? I work usually 50+ hours a week. Big house. College degree. Living my dream.

You're an idiot. Or you made that shot because you're (probably) racist. Or both.[/QUOTE]For certain. Not all of the idiots that I know are democrats. On the other hand, all of the democrats that I know are idiots. Just sayin.

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5646735]I must have misunderstood the purpose of this forum. I thought it was to exchange as much info as possible about providers to steer mongers to the good ones and away from the bad ones. Looks like it has just become another troll convention. I wrote seven paragraphs about a lovely girl including the fact that she is a bonafide spinner and THAT was all you came away with?

SalBassm, I yield to your superior intellect and your typical one line, "she's a pig" posts. You truly have an overwhelming economy with words. And original thoughts.

I'm a big guy. I like small women. I figure there are other mongers who are big guys that like small women. I only mention my magnificent dick when it is relevant, like to inform other mongers which girls can and cannot take dick.

I've posted eleven detailed reviews since I started in February. How many have you posted since then that are anything more than "she did this for that much money and she's a pig"? How many in your 3 1/2 years of posting to this forum?

If you don't like my stuff, don't read it, or better yet, block me, but either way stop wasting everyone's time with your unproductive drival.[/QUOTE]Yeah, that seems to fit quite well, since you can't find a woman who can handle you.

All shall bow down to you, you Magnificent Dick.

[QUOTE=Jp1225;5647174]Y'all responding to his report are one or both of the above. The context in which size became relevant was informative about her not him. I for one appreciate knowing which providers can handle a big Dick because yeah, I got a big one too. And don't worry all you little Dick guys out there, because a pussy don't get blown out like that. Like the she had children comment? That's ignorant on many levels.

We can take this to the fight room or cleanup this mess and get back to posting relevant and informative stuff.[/QUOTE]Childbirth makes women have blown-out pussies. We aren't ignorant. We read it on the interwebs. Big dicks turn women into unusable caverns. We are not worthy of you and your ilk, oh Great Biggus Dickus.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5648099]Childbirth makes women have blown-out pussies. We aren't ignorant. We read it on the interwebs. Big dicks turn women into unusable caverns. We are not worthy of you and your ilk, oh Great Biggus Dickus.[/QUOTE]She had kids? Do we know if they were vag or section. That's one. And 2, while the pussy may change size / shape after childbirth it is obviously not ruined (or else they would be one kid and done). But back to what was being argued, a big Dick blowing a pussy out. Naw. Doesn't happen. How many times they fuck, doesn't matter either. Now what might matter is she takes a liking to how a big Dick feels over a small Dick. That's possible. But trust me I've been outright rejected just from them looking at my Dick and saying no that won't fit and they refuse to try. Or they try and they don't like the pressure. Some like them small. So it's more a curse than a blessing. Besides it truly is how you use it that matters any girl will tell you that. So let's not get hung (ha) up on Dick size. It's like Goldilocks, it has to be just right. Every pussy has a perfectly matched Dick out there, so go find yours.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5648099]Childbirth makes women have blown-out pussies. We aren't ignorant. We read it on the interwebs. Big dicks turn women into unusable caverns. We are not worthy of you and your ilk, oh Great Biggus Dickus.[/QUOTE]Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

— ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

Halle Berry - "I don't know if this is weird, but I like when you're kissing someone, and they like, kinda suck the tongue. It might not be weird, but that turns me on. ".

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5646735]I must have misunderstood the purpose of this forum. I thought it was to exchange as much info as possible about providers to steer mongers to the good ones and away from the bad ones. Looks like it has just become another troll convention. I wrote seven paragraphs about a lovely girl including the fact that she is a bonafide spinner and THAT was all you came away with?

SalBassm, I yield to your superior intellect and your typical one line, "she's a pig" posts. You truly have an overwhelming economy with words. And original thoughts.

I'm a big guy. I like small women. I figure there are other mongers who are big guys that like small women. I only mention my magnificent dick when it is relevant, like to inform other mongers which girls can and cannot take dick.

I've posted eleven detailed reviews since I started in February. How many have you posted since then that are anything more than "she did this for that much money and she's a pig"? How many in your 3 1/2 years of posting to this forum?

If you don't like my stuff, don't read it, or better yet, block me, but either way stop wasting everyone's time with your unproductive drival.[/QUOTE]I for one appreciate your posts. Don't let these comments bother you. Keep the info and posts flowing.

[QUOTE=Jackknoff;5648360]I for one appreciate your posts. Don't let these comments bother you. Keep the info and posts flowing.[/QUOTE]What he said.

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5648287]Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN.[/QUOTE]You're really good at recognizing sarcasm, champ.

Nice misattribution on that quote too, fool. It wasn't Lincoln, nor Twain either.