[QUOTE=TheSkinnyPete;6430672]I'm hella confused now. You were joking, so does that mean GFE is not hard to find?
Also by GFE, I don't mean BBFS, I just mean BBBJ + maybe MSOG.[/QUOTE]Okay, I'm starting to enjoy this mutual fuck session.
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[QUOTE=TheSkinnyPete;6430672]I'm hella confused now. You were joking, so does that mean GFE is not hard to find?
Also by GFE, I don't mean BBFS, I just mean BBBJ + maybe MSOG.[/QUOTE]Okay, I'm starting to enjoy this mutual fuck session.
[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6431103]Okay, I'm starting to enjoy this mutual fuck session.[/QUOTE]NGL, a SB who texts WYD is better than and HYA doing GFE with BBFSCIP in KT or MW.
TBH, if you know MSOG and BBBJ, with CFS, HMU.
On HX, there are lots of CFS who do BBFS on the DL. Don't tell Hellobob, he may SMH.
Any reports on HYA of GFE are SUS.
[QUOTE=BastardChorum;6217585]Had some time after meeting with friends in WLA so headed to Thai MP in Venice again. The same one with May that I reviewed a few pages back. This time, I went back for a tried and true favorite of mines at this nondescript establishment.
Natalie is very cute with a bit of baby fat on her, 5'4", she's mid-20's, natural B's with fairly large nipples, PHAT ass, and sports a landing strip (most of the time). Skin tone between fair and tanned. No tattoos but a couple of henna ones around her wrists. Pretty good English that has a very slight British / Australian accent to it when she pronounces certain words. I find it quite adorable really. She's Thai but latina thicc and is right up my alley of what I like. Curvy all around but carries it well. Has a couple of keloid scars on left shoulder. She's likes to smile a lot, cheery, and good with conversation.
She's a CMT so her massage is pretty legit, one I'd actually pay for alone. Her hands are quite strong and can adjust pressure according to what you are looking for. She likes to experiment sometimes as she wants to improve and see what people like so the massage can vary from time to time. But mainly it involves her using her thumbs to rub out tension and knots in short and swift arches along different parts of your body. She will also step on your back too if you want or do body weight massages with her hands and knees. Most AMP girls' massage are crude and unrefined compared to Natalie's.
On the flip, Natalie knows what I like so she starts going to task. She's pretty good with dirty talk and hyping you up given her relatively proficiency in English. Natalie's quite responsive to DATY. She has pretty good skills in BBBJ and all positions, especially K9, were satisfying. She engaged and audio feedback was tuned to arouse you and get you to completion. Unfortunately, I don't remember what her HE skills were like, it's been too long that I can't remember. She's open to a lot of things. Be respectful and cordials and she'll quote you a price. BBFSCIP is in the realm of possibility.
While Natalie isn't perfect (a little weight loss wouldn't hurt or having bigger tits), she comes closest to the complete package I've seen in my limited experience with AMP girls. She's giggly with a cheerful personality, provides an excellent massage, and will work to get you off to the best of her ability.
$60 to the house for the hour and tip varies depending on what extras are available to you to choose from.[/QUOTE]Hi. A monger I know recently saw this Natalie at that Venice AMP (BBFSCIP he says) and swears that she's Masumi under a different name. Any possible validity to this claim?
[QUOTE=TheWhiteDenzel;6431847]Hi. A monger I know recently saw this Natalie at that Venice AMP (BBFSCIP he says) and swears that she's Masumi under a different name. Any possible validity to this claim?[/QUOTE]This girl is likely a canine, probably sharpei. Why would you fuck someone this.
[QUOTE=TheWhiteDenzel;6431847]Hi. A monger I know recently saw this Natalie at that Venice AMP (BBFSCIP he says) and swears that she's Masumi under a different name. Any possible validity to this claim?[/QUOTE]Masumi's the name she used when she briefly worked with a HX booker.
I happened to be in Venice the other day and decided to check out this place that advertises jacuzzi and nuru on bedpage.
[URL]https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/available-today/22984296.html[/URL]
The jacuzzi and the fact that I might be able to get a legit massage really drew me in, and I figured it was time for me to step up from Asian grannies to a nice young white girl. I went in just as they opened and they only had one girl available, Elsie. She was thicker than the girl in this post but I like 'them that way. In her late 20's early 30's with nice C cups and a phat ass.
The room was Ok, I've definitely had better. They did have an actual Jacuzzi which was nice but the room was really small. They squeezed in a massage table into one of the sides of the tub and you had to kinda climb on from the tub just to get in the table. I went in first and undressed fully, and she came in shortly afterwards topless wearing a biking bottom. I was already on the table so she started her massage. She gave a semi-legit massage, worked my shoulders and my upper back. Of course as she reached for my shoulders I could feel her nipples graze me and Jr was starting to wake up. She then moves on to the next portion where she starts sliding on top of me. It was great, I closed my eyes and I could feel her breasts sliding all over my back. She placed the correct amount of weight on me and I felt caressed, not squished. Jr was ready for action. I tell her I want to turn over and I do. This is where it starts to turn.
As I turn over she tells me that it's. 8 for the HJ. It was already $200 for the hour, and I remember they used to advertise all included. It looks like they dropped that and you have to pay up for the full experience. I give her the. 8 and then she starts. I grab her breasts, which is nice, but she kind of adjusts her position when I try to remove her bottom as if to tell me "not included". Her massage skills are much better than her HJ skills and I kind of take over for a bit. I eventually release and she goes to the bathroom to start cleaning up and tells me to soak in the Jacuzzi. The soak was nice, but I expected to soak in there with her. She comes out of the bathroom and then it's my turn to get dressed and clean up.
After looking in some of the earlier pages it looks like YMMV depending on who your provider is, and it looks like negotiation is in play. I think I was just excited to finally get to this place after a year of seeing their ads but not being able to justify West side traffic to make the visit, and it lead me to think with the wrong head. Overall it was OK, but I don't know if I'll be repeating. Maybe if I'm in the area again I'll try again with a different provider.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6432037]This girl is likely a canine, probably sharpei. Why would you fuck someone this.[/QUOTE]Aww you didn't end it with "yippie yay! Maybe she's an Atomic Dog. Chick seems to be a bit on the thick side but also apparently has a great attitude and affordable menu options. That goes a long way with me. Woof!
[QUOTE=BastardChorum;6432255]Masumi's the name she used when she briefly worked with a HX booker.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the intel sir.
Just want a simple handjob, with the option of blowjob, what's your favorite / go-to / always recommended place to get some.
[QUOTE=DownTofuvk;6433221]Just want a simple handjob, with the option of blowjob, what's your favorite / go-to / always recommended place to get some.[/QUOTE]A-1 massage in Santa Monica.
[URL]https://massagesantamonicaa1massage.com/[/URL]
The handjobs are quite simple.
There is a blowjob option.
The photos on the website are real.
There is a room in this place with 1000 rolls of toilet paper.
There is literally zero percent chance the photos on that site are real.
It just occurred to me writing this there's an inside joke I don't get.
Is this place a granny cum dumpster haven?
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6433360]A-1 massage in Santa Monica.
[URL]https://massagesantamonicaa1massage.com/[/URL]
The handjobs are quite simple.
There is a blowjob option.
The photos on the website are real.
There is a room in this place with 1000 rolls of toilet paper.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Murrican;6433730]There is literally zero percent chance the photos on that site are real.
It just occurred to me writing this there's an inside joke I don't get.
Is this place a granny cum dumpster haven?[/QUOTE]No joke this is about the soul of America and the love of grandchildren by hairsniffers.
Now that is funny.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6433816]No joke this is about the soul of America and the love of grandchildren by hairsniffers.[/QUOTE]
I am looking for fit Caucasian massage parlors. Can anyone point me in the right direction? Love al girls too as long as they are in great shape. I hate the surprise of seeing too much tummy.
[QUOTE=Oswalt;6434018]Now that is funny.[/QUOTE]Maybe I have a heart that is bigger than my fish counter at ralphs, but if I have a grandkid, it would be as dear to me as the newest cut of mahi they just shipped in.
[QUOTE=Murrican;6433730]There is literally zero percent chance the photos on that site are real.
It just occurred to me writing this there's an inside joke I don't get.
Is this place a granny cum dumpster haven?[/QUOTE]The photos aren't real.
But there is a room filled with toilet paper rolls there.
[QUOTE=MisterTwinkies;6434182]The photos aren't real.
But there is a room filled with toilet paper rolls there.[/QUOTE]A-1 has to be the worst place on earth.
The staff looks like the freezer at the morgue when the power goes out.
The rooms are right out of the abu ghraib edition of architectural digest.
The ambience is like a Walmart break room in hell.
But that stock room with the supplies is enough to excite the amygdala of a dead man. The amount of paper products in there looks like the basement of a fucken Walmart supercenter.
Hey guys I'm new to LA. Just moved here from NJ and know next to nothing. Feel free to ignore me, I know these questions probably are annoying. Any chance someone could help me understand the scene here. Massage parlor and escorts? I just finally got verified on this website and want to contribute to it with reviews, etc. I just don't know where to behind. What's on menu where / pricing / etc.
Would really appreciate any incite here or in a PM. Back in NJ I was a frequent user / reviewer on Bestgfe and TNA board (local sites) under the name Ireland88.
Thanks everyone / anyone.
Anyone know of any spot who have tiny sized, petite therapists? Latina or Asian with a tight body? There's a fair amount of fat older therapy places, but, seeking a hottie with an open mind to service me, with a natural GFE tune up, Thanks for the help!!
[QUOTE=Ireland1988;6434424]Hey guys I'm new to LA. Just moved here from NJ and know next to nothing. Feel free to ignore me, I know these questions probably are annoying. Any chance someone could help me understand the scene here. Massage parlor and escorts? I just finally got verified on this website and want to contribute to it with reviews, etc. I just don't know where to behind. What's on menu where / pricing / etc.
Would really appreciate any incite here or in a PM. Back in NJ I was a frequent user / reviewer on Bestgfe and TNA board (local sites) under the name Ireland88.
Thanks everyone / anyone.[/QUOTE]Here is some incite:
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things does not belong:
8155.
Wharf.
Goldfinger.
Fig.
Mary at Chens.
[QUOTE=GearBoxer99;6392895]I hadn't seen any reviews on this spot so I guess I'll start.
Went last Sat to Skin Care on SaMo Blvd. Made an appt since all they have are Latina. In walks a Latina with huge bolt on and a huge ass. She recognized me from Eco so it was straight to business. She wanted to charge me 150 $ for full service, told her I only had 1, we settled for 1. 2.
The place is nice and upscale, I could tell the in room showers are used and taken advantage of. I asked her for her name but tbh I was too concentrated on her ass. Going back to check Victoria or Tania.[/QUOTE]Do they have skinny / petite Latinas? If not, where do I find skinny / petite?
[QUOTE=BastardChorum;6217585]Had some time after meeting with friends in WLA so headed to Thai MP in Venice again. The same one with May that I reviewed a few pages back. This time, I went back for a tried and true favorite of mines at this nondescript establishment.
Natalie is very cute with a bit of baby fat on her, 5'4", she's mid-20's, natural B's with fairly large nipples, PHAT ass, and sports a landing strip (most of the time). Skin tone between fair and tanned. No tattoos but a couple of henna ones around her wrists. Pretty good English that has a very slight British / Australian accent to it when she pronounces certain words. I find it quite adorable really. She's Thai but latina thicc and is right up my alley of what I like. Curvy all around but carries it well. Has a couple of keloid scars on left shoulder. She's likes to smile a lot, cheery, and good with conversation.
She's a CMT so her massage is pretty legit, one I'd actually pay for alone. Her hands are quite strong and can adjust pressure according to what you are looking for. She likes to experiment sometimes as she wants to improve and see what people like so the massage can vary from time to time. But mainly it involves her using her thumbs to rub out tension and knots in short and swift arches along different parts of your body. She will also step on your back too if you want or do body weight massages with her hands and knees. Most AMP girls' massage are crude and unrefined compared to Natalie's.
On the flip, Natalie knows what I like so she starts going to task. She's pretty good with dirty talk and hyping you up given her relatively proficiency in English. Natalie's quite responsive to DATY. She has pretty good skills in BBBJ and all positions, especially K9, were satisfying. She engaged and audio feedback was tuned to arouse you and get you to completion. Unfortunately, I don't remember what her HE skills were like, it's been too long that I can't remember. She's open to a lot of things. Be respectful and cordials and she'll quote you a price. BBFSCIP is in the realm of possibility.
While Natalie isn't perfect (a little weight loss wouldn't hurt or having bigger tits), she comes closest to the complete package I've seen in my limited experience with AMP girls. She's giggly with a cheerful personality, provides an excellent massage, and will work to get you off to the best of her ability.
$60 to the house for the hour and tip varies depending on what extras are available to you to choose from.[/QUOTE]After reading your novel, er review, I decided to pay a visit to Natalie, despite what PriscillaM said about being a canine (not sure of his standards, but she's not even close to a dog) and I'd like to thank you. She is on the slightly thicc side, but in no way fat or even heavy and yes, her tits could be bigger. That being said, she's young and on the cute side with a great personality and a fantastic ass that's fun to watch. She's very friendly and engaging with perfect English and likes to show you a good time. To make things even better, she gives the best massage around. HANDS DOWN! The tip is a little pricey, but it was for an hour and I left completely relaxed.
[QUOTE=BSinTo;6435483]After reading your novel, er review, I decided to pay a visit to Natalie, despite what PriscillaM said about being a canine (not sure of his standards, but she's not even close to a dog) and I'd like to thank you. She is on the slightly thicc side, but in no way fat or even heavy and yes, her tits could be bigger. That being said, she's young and on the cute side with a great personality and a fantastic ass that's fun to watch. She's very friendly and engaging with perfect English and likes to show you a good time. To make things even better, she gives the best massage around. HANDS DOWN! The tip is a little pricey, but it was for an hour and I left completely relaxed.[/QUOTE]Hello I'm trying to sort out where these places are, so new to the AMP world. Can anyone direct me to the names of the AMP.
Hello, How do people figure out the names of these establishments from these post?? Thank you all in advance for the help!
Anyone been to this casita?
[QUOTE=BobColeman;6435663]Hello, How do people figure out the names of these establishments from these post?? Thank you all in advance for the help![/QUOTE]Just read through the posts history and you'll find all the info you need. In LA, most massage places are not actual "massage" places, so just you have a high chance of getting what you want just by walking into any place.
If you want something that's been verified before, then read the reports here, or find something on are you b m a p s. Just make sure to contribute back to this community and report on your experiences and findings!
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6434593]Here is some incite:
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things does not belong:
8155.
Wharf.
Goldfinger.
Fig.
Mary at Chens.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Is Mary the one in Santa Monica? I've heard her mentioned on here. Any chance you could PM me more details?
[QUOTE=Ireland1988;6436873]Thanks. Is Mary the one in Santa Monica? I've heard her mentioned on here. Any chance you could PM me more details?[/QUOTE]No need for a pm. Mary is either on the second floor at like 12X** or 12X** sm boulevard at this shithole called Chens. Place looks like it was last cleaned right around the time that someone on streetwalker board shares a phone number of some street meat. Or, she has her own place at like 11X** sm. She is ugly as a possum eating a crepe at Sunday morning brunch at the four seasons.
Apparently, guys are so proud of the fact that they bare back anal her and tell their mommies about it.
I was trying to tell you dilbert her, but if you do go for her, make sure to clean your cock before you go to wharf.
Location? DM please.
[QUOTE=BSinTo;6435483]After reading your novel, er review, I decided to pay a visit to Natalie, despite what PriscillaM said about being a canine (not sure of his standards, but she's not even close to a dog) and I'd like to thank you. She is on the slightly thicc side, but in no way fat or even heavy and yes, her tits could be bigger. That being said, she's young and on the cute side with a great personality and a fantastic ass that's fun to watch. She's very friendly and engaging with perfect English and likes to show you a good time. To make things even better, she gives the best massage around. HANDS DOWN! The tip is a little pricey, but it was for an hour and I left completely relaxed.[/QUOTE]
Anyone have any intel on [URL]https://la-ero.com/[/URL].
Keep seeing this pop up on bed page. Curious if it's worth it.
[QUOTE=BSinTo;6435483]After reading your novel, er review, I decided to pay a visit to Natalie, despite what PriscillaM said about being a canine (not sure of his standards, but she's not even close to a dog) and I'd like to thank you. She is on the slightly thicc side, but in no way fat or even heavy and yes, her tits could be bigger. That being said, she's young and on the cute side with a great personality and a fantastic ass that's fun to watch. She's very friendly and engaging with perfect English and likes to show you a good time. To make things even better, she gives the best massage around. HANDS DOWN! The tip is a little pricey, but it was for an hour and I left completely relaxed.[/QUOTE]I'm glad you liked her. She's definitely one of the best AMP girls around, IMO. Just pay attention to advice, feedback, reviews, etc. To those who post similar preferences to your own and ignore the noise.
[QUOTE=CaliRock;6439269]Anyone have any intel on [URL]https://la-ero.com/[/URL].
Keep seeing this pop up on bed page. Curious if it's worth it.[/QUOTE]It is fake pictures and ratty incalls all over the westside. Once in a while the girl is worth it as in once in a while the refs call fouls on the lakers.
[QUOTE=BastardChorum;6439312]I'm glad you liked her. She's definitely one of the best AMP girls around, IMO. Just pay attention to advice, feedback, reviews, etc. To those who post similar preferences to your own and ignore the noise.[/QUOTE]I drive by this place on a regular basis when working at the vons on centinela, I talk Lincoln. Anyhow there was a line outside the door of this dump all asking for this gal. Someone asked me why I was not line and I said, she is just not a good looking person. To which her responded, ah yes, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. To which I, with remarkable esprit de escallier stated, yeah, if you like ugly women.
Hey, it's just wondering if anybody knows where to get a rimmy. Preferably from a good looking woman not a uggo.
I'm in downtown la but can travel to Santa Monica or Hollywood or nessacary. Not looking for prostate massage I'm looking for head to plant her face in the seat.
Any info would be appreciated.
Yall seen her before [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44107/[/URL] ?
[QUOTE=BadAssCb91;6440618]Yall seen her before [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44107/[/URL] ?[/QUOTE]She is outcall, strike #1.
She asks for 220, strike #2. In my experience, to get assistive masturbation you need to tip on top. So, you actually want girls at the lower price point. If a girl is at 220, she has no interest in an additional 100 for stroking your 10 inch PowerPoint.
Strike #3, she has spelling errors in her ad.
[QUOTE=OrangeGoku;6440141]Hey, it's just wondering if anybody knows where to get a rimmy. Preferably from a good looking woman not a uggo.
I'm in downtown la but can travel to Santa Monica or Hollywood or nessacary. Not looking for prostate massage I'm looking for head to plant her face in the seat.
Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]LOL that's a good question LOL.
[QUOTE=CaliRock;6439269]Anyone have any intel on [URL]https://la-ero.com/[/URL].
Keep seeing this pop up on bed page. Curious if it's worth it.[/QUOTE]I went to go see one of these girls and I immediately refunded my money and left. She looked nothing like the pictures in ad. I felt bad but I only went to them because I thought they had a certain level of beauty. I was fooled.
[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;6440923]LOL that's a good question LOL.[/QUOTE]Because long time monger has been so giving with information, I will reciprocate:
[URL]https://www.40models.com/[/URL]
The girls here do #rim and have #greattits and are #young and have #goodservice.
[QUOTE=OrangeGoku;6441303]I went to go see one of these girls and I immediately refunded my money and left. She looked nothing like the pictures in ad. I felt bad but I only went to them because I thought they had a certain level of beauty. I was fooled.[/QUOTE]If you want to have a good hearty laugh, take any picture from any parlor or agency's website and run it through Yandex Image Search.
I always feel bad for these women, it's bad enough knowing you're average at best, but having to use a pic of an actual model to lure people in? That must be tough on their self-worth. If they had any, I mean.