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[QUOTE=Kimmy548;2489153]We only have a set amount of characters we can type. And it's an AD not an essay that I'm going to turn into a professor. If I was, I would send it to you personally so you could point out every single punctuation / spelling error.[/QUOTE]You have the same elements to work with that anyone has. And if you were 25% as intelligent and educated as you would like people to think you are, you would write the best English you could, no matter who your audience is.

It so happens that a truly educated person realizes that the ability to express him or herself well at all times and for all audiences is one of the greatest accomplishments of life. You see for a truly educated person, the ability to express oneself clearly and beautifully is not an affectation as it is for a trash monkey such as yourself. Rather the ability to clearly concisely and beautifully express oneself in his mother tongue is an opportunity to teach the dregs of society, even if they have no interest in being taught, but because of slothfulness and stupidity prefer to remain ignorant.

LexLuther.

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Had a visit with Nicole. It was a pleasant visit, but could have been better. Easy and straightforward to set up a meeting. The pictures are her for sure. Got to the low end hotel and had to wait a couple minutes (but she gave me the heads up in advance and I arrived earlier than I thought I would so it wasn't a problem and it was not her fault necessarily). She was smoking and the room smelled of smoke.

She has excellent skills and was accommodating. The problem was that her visitor before me must have been a supplier because by the end of my visit she could hardly stay awake and focused. As I was cleaning up, she was trying to check her phone and had trouble staying upright. She seems like a nice girl though as she was cordial and seemed interested in what you had to say. Too bad. I may try her again (probably) due too her exceptional oral skills.

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2489860]You have the same elements to work with that anyone has. And if you were 25% as intelligent and educated as you would like people to think you are, you would write the best English you could, no matter who your audience is.

It so happens that a truly educated person realizes that the ability to express him or herself well at all times and for all audiences is one of the greatest accomplishments of life. You see for a truly educated person, the ability to express oneself clearly and beautifully is not an affectation as it is for a trash monkey such as yourself. Rather the ability to clearly concisely and beautifully express oneself in his mother tongue is an opportunity to teach the dregs of society, even if they have no interest in being taught, but because of slothfulness and stupidity prefer to remain ignorant.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]Dang, who pissed Lex's cornflakes?

[QUOTE=LexLuther;2488883]I love it when these trash monkeys tell us how fucking smart and well educated they are. But they can't string together more than two properly spelled words with correct punctuation to form a sentence.

LexLuther.[/QUOTE]It's a very narrow-minded individual that only knows one way to spell a word.

[QUOTE=Bono26;2490060]Dang, who pissed Lex's cornflakes?[/QUOTE]I think he pisses in his own and forgets to actually provide a review.

[QUOTE=LikeItSlow;2490035]♛9819;9734; Ask Me About My Specials ☆ Warning! New Pictures!! ☆ Nicole! - (803) 587-9051 ☆9819;9819; - 25.

Hey guys! It's Nicole and I'm back! I hope you all missed me like I missed you all. !! Come check YA gurl out ❌Better❌ THAN EVER. !

➕INCALLS only. Upscale Location.

➕WHITE gentlemen only.

➕no explicit language.

➕limited calls please.

➕texting preferred.

✨Nicole (803) xxx-9051.

Had a visit with Nicole. It was a pleasant visit, but could have been better. Easy and straightforward to set up a meeting. The pictures are her for sure. Got to the low end hotel and had to wait a couple minutes (but she gave me the heads up in advance and I arrived earlier than I thought I would so it wasn't a problem and it was not her fault necessarily). She was smoking and the room smelled of smoke.

She has excellent skills and was accommodating. The problem was that her visitor before me must have been a supplier because by the end of my visit she could hardly stay awake and focused. As I was cleaning up, she was trying to check her phone and had trouble staying upright. She seems like a nice girl though as she was cordial and seemed interested in what you had to say. Too bad. I may try her again (probably) due too her exceptional oral skills.[/QUOTE]I definitely agree with this statement. I have seen her multiple times and although her skills have never dropped off she has spiraled back in to drugs. My last dream with her I am sure that she was doing lines in the bathroom before the dream and called to beg supplier to bring her some before I left. Service is great and she is legit but you take your chances.

I realize I have not made many posts, but I am interested in peoples comments on the subject of Kimberly.

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In the last week and a half, there were some excellent reports on her from senior members, reports 3141,3159 and 3165. Had me thinking about seeing her for myself. Now I see reports calling her a thief. Seems like too extreme a disconnect to call it YMMV. How does a newbie to this board try to decipher this?

Nothing like posting with a "handler" in the photos!

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I know I stay away from these type, my safety and money are too inportant.

Had a dream with her yesterday afternoon. Great dream CBJ she did let me LVG. Nice upscaled room she said she will be in town until Friday so hobbyist please try a nap or dream. I will be repeating pics are her.

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[QUOTE=JayWil;2492122]Had a dream with her yesterday afternoon. Great dream CBJ she did let me LVG. Nice upscaled room she said she will be in town until Friday so hobbyist please try a nap or dream. I will be repeating pics are her.[/QUOTE]After about a year's hiatus, Honey Bell had returned to Augusta recently. I certainly enjoyed myself with her a few times! I will again soon. HB has such an exotic seductive look. She certainly is one of my ATF's.

AR.

[QUOTE=BeerkNurd;2491966]Nothing like posting with a "handler" in the photos!

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I know I stay away from these type, my safety and money are too inportant.[/QUOTE]To be fair, those look like "professional" pictures. That's probably the photographer in the mirror. It looks like he's using an actual camera, and not just a cell phone. But let's be honest, 95% of these girls have handlers. The key is to do your research, check the area, etc to make sure they're at a safe distance before you set foot in the door.

I always recommend the LE check, then the Pimp check. If one is found, I mention it to the girl and make them aware that I have way more influence in the community than them. If things go sour, who is going to win in the end? That usually keeps them from needing to text during my time or opening the door if there's a knock.

This 40 year old lady here, I have previously shared info on her. I described it as a street walker feeling, and there's definitely heavy use of non-prescribed medication. She has the pipes all over the room. That's the old news. The new news is that I described the condition of her buttocks as having certain physical traits that concerned me and made me cancel. Another attempt was made since then, and SHE WAS WEARING A HUGE BANDAGE ON HER LEFT BUTT CHEEK. Like, a surgery bandage. I cancelled and permanently blocked her number. Not worth it. No, no, no.

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Blaze (also has other aliases) is cool, decent quality, but appears to be associated with several gentleman now. When performing my check, I discovered at least 2-3 of them being with her, spread out all around the property, but close enough to see her room, see you come, go, etc. I made sure they knew that I saw them. I think they had a second girl in another room. Just be advised now when dealing with her. She's okay, but this is obviously new gentlemen in her life, and she may not know their intent as much as she claims to.

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[QUOTE=MistareeMan;2492251]To be fair, those look like "professional" pictures. That's probably the photographer in the mirror. It looks like he's using an actual camera, and not just a cell phone. But let's be honest, 95% of these girls have handlers. The key is to do your research, check the area, etc to make sure they're at a safe distance before you set foot in the door.

I always recommend the LE check, then the Pimp check. If one is found, I mention it to the girl and make them aware that I have way more influence in the community than them. If things go sour, who is going to win in the end? That usually keeps them from needing to text during my time or opening the door if there's a knock.[/QUOTE]Can you describe the procedure for the Pimp check for those less seasoned individuals?

It is always good practice to have a "beard" that you trust who knows your whereabouts when you ROLL. I have a friend who gets a text from me before every ROLL I make. (& vice versa). I know he'll come to that spot heavy if I don't respond in a prescribed time based upon length of visit. And of course reviewed providers usually are at least a better bet than "newbies". I've TOFTT on many occasions but not so much anymore. Hell, a lotta these girls might be better if they had GOOD management. , but most of these are just as pathetic as the girls they run.

AR.

Happy hunting & stay safe.

[QUOTE=MistareeMan;2492257]This 40 year old lady here, I have previously shared info on her. I described it as a street walker feeling, and there's definitely heavy use of non-prescribed medication. She has the pipes all over the room. That's the old news. The new news is that I described the condition of her buttocks as having certain physical traits that concerned me and made me cancel. Another attempt was made since then, and SHE WAS WEARING A HUGE BANDAGE ON HER LEFT BUTT CHEEK. Like, a surgery bandage. I cancelled and permanently blocked her number. Not worth it. No, no, no.

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Blaze (also has other aliases) is cool, decent quality, but appears to be associated with several gentleman now. When performing my check, I discovered at least 2-3 of them being with her, spread out all around the property, but close enough to see her room, see you come, go, etc. I made sure they knew that I saw them. I think they had a second girl in another room. Just be advised now when dealing with her. She's okay, but this is obviously new gentlemen in her life, and she may not know their intent as much as she claims to.

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/miss-blaze-is-here-to-get-the-job-done-with-no-fuss-3ring-discount/11027649[/URL][/QUOTE]That first one. I'd be less repulsed if Bruce Jenner (or should I say Caitlynn) opened the door. Good gosh!