Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Muncher8888;2223694]Generalized question to Reds101 and all esp vets. PM and / or code if you'd rather not post.

When getting the whole enchilda, since its going to be house + 1. 2 about anywhere, right?.

Unless driving distance is an issue, why go anywhere else but Hana since at Hana for. 4 more or in some cases only. 2 more you are guaranteed a hot young taco wrapped in a tasty crunchy low fat shell?

*disclaimer, I am not affiliated with Hanas in any way shape or form.

Myself, in looking for and reading the posts here for some Hanalike tasty young tacos, can tell you it's damn near impossible to find similar in the entire SD County.[/QUOTE]Haha. I sometimes ask myself that too. But I think a lot of us here aren't here just to get off, it's the thrill of finding something / someone new and unexpected IMO.

[QUOTE=Muncher8888;2223704]You have my support 100%.

While some of us have more cash then others, I believe the "standard" of house plus. 40 is EXCELLENT pay for someone who in all likelyhood.

A. Does not have citizenship.

Be. Likely does not have other marketable skills (not saying all, just saying a lot).

See. May be giving her money to some asshole or assholette.

In the case of where you went house. 60 plus. 40, for fucks sake that is 100 an hour.

Frankly I think its great money for them and I don't know who set the **standard** at. 40 for happy. 80 for a bit happier but its really questionable.[/QUOTE]Q Spa is generally over priced somehow.

Hey guys, planning on going to Hana Spa next week but its going to be my first time ever at a AMP. Any tips for me in terms of what to do, what not to do? I'm 24 years old and horny as f**k and I read alot of good things about hana spa so I'm really excited but nervous at the same time. I don't even know if I want a FS or just HJ / BJ yet but I just want to go in there and enjoy my time with no regrets. I get super nervous just thinking about really going so I don't even know how I will act when I get there. What can I do to feel calm? I was thinking about having some liquor to loosen me up but not sure. Also, are they cool with it if I bring my own rubber? Its just I had tried some rubbers in the past with my ex that I absolutely hated so I don't want to run into that problem again.

[QUOTE=ApplePi;2224174]Hey guys, planning on going to Hana Spa next week but its going to be my first time ever at a AMP. Any tips for me in terms of what to do, what not to do? I'm 24 years old and horny as f**k and I read alot of good things about hana spa so I'm really excited but nervous at the same time. I don't even know if I want a FS or just HJ / BJ yet but I just want to go in there and enjoy my time with no regrets. I get super nervous just thinking about really going so I don't even know how I will act when I get there. What can I do to feel calm? I was thinking about having some liquor to loosen me up but not sure. Also, are they cool with it if I bring my own rubber? Its just I had tried some rubbers in the past with my ex that I absolutely hated so I don't want to run into that problem again.[/QUOTE]Ok just be calm because if your nervous your going to make mamason nervous in turn will make the girl nervous. Ask for Tiffany or cherry you can't go wrong but try to get Tiffany & get there early they open up at 9 am so be there at 8:45 call ahead of time and ask if Tiffany is wrking& only get the 1/2 hr session. Now here's the tough part mamason going to ask if it's your first time or what's your pin be truthful & tell her it's your first time she will make you make up a pin# dnt 4 get it because they track your visits with that # so when you reach 6 visits the 7th is free! Now if you did every thing rite & stayed cool mamason will tell the girl will be rite in now while your waiting 4 her get totally undress that way the girl will know your not a cop. Dnt waste your time with the massage just go straight into it. What I did the first couple of times was when the girl walk in I wld stand up and hug her & wld tough the girls ass that way she knows what I'm there for. Like I said go for the kill grab her tits in turn she grab you tell her you want everything trust me your going to have fun just dnt fuck up & dnt go drunk just be relax because remember your there to relief some stress please post the outcome.

[QUOTE=Avalorth;2224025]Q Spa is generally over priced somehow.[/QUOTE]Right and that is where none of us should feel obligated to meet some standard of what amounts to at least 80 an hour total.

Let's put the hand on the other foot. Or rather the hand on the other hand.

Supposing some of us were paid 80 an hour to give chicks a digit or two for 5 -15 minutes of an hour session. Nothing more.

Pretty damn good money.

Sure there is towel cleanup, rent etc. It's all easily covered at 80 an hour, esp the larger joints that have 8 workers going at once.

[QUOTE=ManiMoe;2224269]Dnt waste your time with the massage just go straight into it. What I did the first couple of times was when the girl walk in I wld stand up and hug her & wld tough the girls ass that way she knows what I'm there for. Like I said go for the kill grab her tits in turn she grab you tell her you want everything trust me your going to have fun just dnt fuck up & dnt go drunk just be relax because remember your there to relief some stress please post the outcome.[/QUOTE]Are you serious? This seems like extremely bad advice, especially to a first timer. These are not Nevada brothels. The only part I agree with is to not go drunk.

Everybody has their own style, mine is more subtle. Be nice to her. Get the massage, it won't last long because she knows that isn't what earns her a big tip. If she rubs you in fun places, whisper that you like it. Consider taking her hand and putting it where you want it. Don't be too aggressive. Let her take the lead as much as possible.

Anybody have any thoughts on which where the most provocative dressed one are?

Can anyone lead me towards the most provocative attire places.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;2224435]Are you serious? This seems like extremely bad advice, especially to a first timer. These are not Nevada brothels. The only part I agree with is to not go drunk.

Everybody has their own style, mine is more subtle. Be nice to her. Get the massage, it won't last long because she knows that isn't what earns her a big tip. If she rubs you in fun places, whisper that you like it. Consider taking her hand and putting it where you want it. Don't be too aggressive. Let her take the lead as much as possible.[/QUOTE]& yes I'm serious why waste a single minute on a crapy massage when you cld be pounding the shit out of a hot spinner especial at Hana because it's a bit expensive. I learned my lesson the first time I visited Hana what the girls will do is give you a 15 crappy massage then on the flip ask what you want there go's another 5 min so by the the time your ready to bang there's like 10 min on the clock I dnt know about you batman but I can't cum in 10 min. So on my second visit I bypass all that bs & went straight to the action. I have way more fun this way plus the girls know why your there & it's not to get a freaking massage so when I get a 30 min session I'm getting treating to some great action all because I opted out on the massage & remember there working girls who get paid to fuck guys so they dnt care if you talk to them nice or treat them nice because there ****** so I treated like such. The only time I get a massage at this place is when I'm done with the fun stuff & there's time on the clock hell I always pop twice here. Once when I finish banging the girl second pop comes when she gives me a HJ during massage. So batman skip the massage & go for the fuck at Hana because if your going to drop big bills mite as well get your money's worth & trust me I do big time.

[QUOTE=ManiMoe;2224961]& yes I'm serious why waste a single minute on a crapy massage when you cld be pounding the shit out of a hot spinner especial at Hana because it's a bit expensive. I learned my lesson the first time I visited Hana what the girls will do is give you a 15 crappy massage then on the flip ask what you want there go's another 5 min so by the the time your ready to bang there's like 10 min on the clock I dnt know about you batman but I can't cum in 10 min. So on my second visit I bypass all that bs & went straight to the action. I have way more fun this way plus the girls know why your there & it's not to get a freaking massage so when I get a 30 min session I'm getting treating to some great action all because I opted out on the massage & remember there working girls who get paid to fuck guys so they dnt care if you talk to them nice or treat them nice because there ****** so I treated like such. The only time I get a massage at this place is when I'm done with the fun stuff & there's time on the clock hell I always pop twice here. Once when I finish banging the girl second pop comes when she gives me a HJ during massage. So batman skip the massage & go for the fuck at Hana because if your going to drop big bills mite as well get your money's worth & trust me I do big time.[/QUOTE]y'all should know Hana is dedicated for FS anyway. Why waste your time getting 15 minutes of shitty massage (I can't even call it massage)? As soon as girl comes in to your room, just flip to face up position and expose your dick. Then she will instantly know that you ain't LE, and what you want really from her. Honestly, this works every time I go to FS AMP. FS AMP like Hana gives you "massage," so they get to figure out whether you're LE or not. Fuck the preliminary shit and bang her like ManiMoe said.

[QUOTE=Jblaze44;2224498]Can anyone lead me towards the most provocative attire places.[/QUOTE]Good luck on finding those. AMP girls won't dress like hookers to take the risk of being seen like "happy ending girls. ".

[QUOTE=ApplePi;2224174]Hey guys, planning on going to Hana Spa next week but its going to be my first time ever at a AMP. Any tips for me in terms of what to do, what not to do? I'm 24 years old and horny as f**k and I read alot of good things about hana spa so I'm really excited but nervous at the same time. I don't even know if I want a FS or just HJ / BJ yet but I just want to go in there and enjoy my time with no regrets. I get super nervous just thinking about really going so I don't even know how I will act when I get there. What can I do to feel calm? I was thinking about having some liquor to loosen me up but not sure. Also, are they cool with it if I bring my own rubber? Its just I had tried some rubbers in the past with my ex that I absolutely hated so I don't want to run into that problem again.[/QUOTE]Girls at Hana expect their clients to get FS, or nothing at all (if they see you as LE). You can technically get HJ or BJ if you want, but I assure girls ain't going to like it.

You can bring your own rubber if you want, but expect girls to look at you like WTF. Take your own risk, but it ain't going to hurt.

Just get to the room and relax. As long as you don't act weird and show her that you are indeed horny as fuck, she will take care of you.

Saw a review on this place and I had to make a call to check this place out.

Clean looking place, mamasan greeted me at the front. Somehow I just assumed this placed to be Korean MP, since on the review says girls offered FS, but turned out to be Chinese MP. Interesting, got into a room and girl name Coco came in. Massage was not so good, compared to 60/ hr AMPs around town. No teasing whatsoever and she asked me to flip. Then she began to brush my junior and balls, giving me sign whether I want HJ or FS. I opted in for FS and she demanded 160. LOL I was like WTF and made a deal for 120. Honestly though, she gave me a shitty CBJ and just wanted to fuck me to finish off. Banged her from behind for 10 minutes and I just asked her to give me BBBJ, which she declined. But she gave me a deepthroat CBJ, which was amazing at least. I probably won't return because of her attitude.

[QUOTE=Avalorth;2225387]Good luck on finding those. AMP girls won't dress like hookers to take the risk of being seen like "happy ending girls. ".[/QUOTE]Thanks, I've been to a couple that did but it was after the whole initial look over!

I've said it before and will say it again: These AMPs need to "grow up" and become aware that attitude, kindness, great customer service, smiles, and long-term thinking (repeat customers) will keep them in business far longer than their crappy attitudes. They also need to shop each other--if they don't already--to know what the going rates are for various services.

There needs to be a class in the Asian massage schools called Marketing 101. We kNOW they have classes like Teasing 101 (brush the guy's balls, run your finger through his crack, etc.) because they all do the same things. And we know they're taught to call their clients "Honey" and to deny having better language skills until it comes time to negotiate the HE.

Oh well, we just have to keep our senses of humor about all this. It is, after all, entertainment.

[QUOTE=Avalorth;2225396]Saw a review on this place and I had to make a call to check this place out.

Clean looking place, mamasan greeted me at the front. Somehow I just assumed this placed to be Korean MP, since on the review says girls offered FS, but turned out to be Chinese MP. Interesting, got into a room and girl name Coco came in. Massage was not so good, compared to 60/ hr AMPs around town. No teasing whatsoever and she asked me to flip. Then she began to brush my junior and balls, giving me sign whether I want HJ or FS. I opted in for FS and she demanded 160. LOL I was like WTF and made a deal for 120. Honestly though, she gave me a shitty CBJ and just wanted to fuck me to finish off. Banged her from behind for 10 minutes and I just asked her to give me BBBJ, which she declined. But she gave me a deepthroat CBJ, which was amazing at least. I probably won't return because of her attitude.[/QUOTE]