Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Dtapper;3154907]Well. I went to check out. Saw "May". Hot young Asian wearing a short skirt. Started off with a good massage but after I request she work on my ass she immediately starts negotiating a tip. Big turn off. Maybe it's just me but I at least want the illusion they want to please me, not just do something for a fix amount of money. I tell her I will tip her more than the $40 change she was holding. But I was already turned off.

She flipped me over without doing what I requested and immediately stroked me off. I was feeling under her skirt but shot quickly before I could access anything. We are now almost 30 min in to massage.

At this point I just wanted to leave so when she left room I get dressed. She gets mad, but had another customer waiting. I told her 30 min. $40 massage. $60 tip. That's good. She's starts yelling at me talking me "You no good".

I'll stay away. I've been seeing Amy in Sandusky at Rose. She at least pretends like she cares.[/QUOTE]That is the same chic I got. I didn't catch her name. 40 wasn't enuff.

Same deal I had. She always wears a dress. The other girl is okay. Turns you of in the session.

When you have to deal with drama.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3155363]That is the same chic I got. I didn't catch her name. 40 wasn't enuff.

Same deal I had. She always wears a dress. The other girl is okay. Turns you of in the session.

When you have to deal with drama.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the girls that I saw in Lakewood. One actually blocked the doorway as I tried to leave. Then she thought calling the other girl over to block my exit would help her cause. I thought well we can stand her all night esp since the one was very hot. I was actually amused by it. But haven't been back since.

One good looking girl in Avon the other looks like major B, no thanks. I just stop in for the free candy in the basket. Usually peppermints or some spearamint Lifesavers which I prefer. Have good one!

Anyone check out marina for a Russian massage. Located in parma area on rockside. You can pm me if you have any info.

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Anyone been to Relax Zone in the Asian complex off St Clair? I was there a while back and got a great massage but wondering if anyone has gotten any extras there.

[QUOTE=Smgrinder;3156540]Anyone been to Relax Zone in the Asian complex off St Clair? I was there a while back and got a great massage but wondering if anyone has gotten any extras there.[/QUOTE]In my experience, the ONLY thing you might get aside from a damn good massage from a Chinese parlor is a handjob, if you pick the right place. Relax Zone is one such place, and although I've seen Mona the most, all the other girls there have gotten the job done too. If you're lucky, they might let your hands roam a little. But if you're looking for a BJ or FS, you'd be better off driving down to the Korean spas in Warren.

Went to see katelyn Friday afternoon. Buck 25. Price of admission. Fair massage left happy Will I return. Prob only. Much better out there for the money She was nice. But clothesstayed on. 😩.

[QUOTE=Brandon321;3157431]Went to see katelyn Friday afternoon. Buck 25. Price of admission. Fair massage left happy Will I return. Prob only. Much better out there for the money She was nice. But clothesstayed on. 😩.[/QUOTE]The clothes usually do. .

[QUOTE=TreeTrunk2016;3154680]She's built like a linebacker. Just find it odd you've been a lurker and then see girls in Euclid, Lakewood area and want to see Lea Michael. What were the Euclid gals built like?

.[/QUOTE]Lurking here but hobbying for almost a decade. The girls on 90 e and Lakeshore were in their 20's Black or Puerto Rican but good looking. No FS but super cool.

[QUOTE=Brandon321;3157431]Went to see katelyn Friday afternoon. Buck 25. Price of admission. Fair massage left happy Will I return. Prob only. Much better out there for the money She was nice. But clothesstayed on. 😩.[/QUOTE]That is one nutty gal with, arguably, the best set of headlights in NEO.

[QUOTE=Smgrinder;3156540]Anyone been to Relax Zone in the Asian complex off St Clair? I was there a while back and got a great massage but wondering if anyone has gotten any extras there.[/QUOTE]You will get a happy ending, but you will fight the chic (s) to roam. Not worth it. I want to get a hold of a nice tittie while being jacked. When you have to fight for it, makes for an unpleasant experience.

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Not worth it. 60 for hh. 20 for a jack off. Girl looks hot in pic, but she is a fatty. Big tits, but the big belly cancels them out. She will do topless, the 20 for a handy. Place was filthy. Cat smell. She was nice, but I won't repeat.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;3166486][URL]http://cleveland.craigslist.org/bts/5876640631.html[/URL]

Not worth it. 60 for hh. 20 for a jack off. Girl looks hot in pic, but she is a fatty. Big tits, but the big belly cancels them out. She will do topless, the 20 for a handy. Place was filthy. Cat smell. She was nice, but I won't repeat.[/QUOTE]I had a dream also recently and agree with Goaloh on appearance and place being dirty. Didn't notice cat smell but noticed cat. She was very nice and accommodating. While not perfect, IMO she was a good value and reasonably attractive. Will likely see again.

Went to Avon last week, maybe my 5th visit. Have had mixed results of HJ / HE, and self-serve. Last week, I had a similar experience to some of the other recent reports. Girl was a little chunky, but cute. After about 30 minutes of a 60 minute massage, she just guided me up onto my hands and knees, and basically milked me like a cow. There was no talk prior, no negotiation. Hands were allowed to roam, although it was a little awkward from the position. But the whole experience lasted far short of the hour. Gave her $. 4 as a tip, she was happy. I was caught a little off guard, so I just let things play as they did. But that happened so easily, I thought more service might be available. It was the first time that I had went at night, so maybe that helped. I intend to try again, hoping with a little negotiation, more might be had. Will let you know.

[QUOTE=Tonkster15;3167945]I had a dream also recently and agree with Goaloh on appearance and place being dirty. Didn't notice cat smell but noticed cat. She was very nice and accommodating. While not perfect, IMO she was a good value and reasonably attractive. Will likely see again.[/QUOTE]Mine was not a dream. I live in reality.