Massage Parlor Reports

I went knowing it was unlikely there would be extras, so I wasn't really surprised when that turned out to be true.

However, I was surprised by how bad the rest of the experience was. I walked in, big smile on my face, and the girl at the desk didn't even say "hello" or make eye contact. She said are you here for 60 or 90. I said 60. She took me around to the room and left while I got ready. She eventually came back (long time) and turned on some music. It was way too loud because she was trying to drown out the loud pop music coming from some other part of the building. She didn't even try to converse at all so I introduced myself and she gave up her name, but no other chat from her. Maybe she was having a bad day, but I've met bricks with more personality. The massage was not good, it was bad. She had no real training and at points I thought she was trying to hurt me on purpose. The bed didn't have a place for your face. After a while, I said I'd be ok without the draping but she wasn't ok with that, so it stayed on. It eventually ended and then, when I was paying, miraculously, her attitude got so much better! What a coincidence! She gave me a card for a free massage after 10 purchased (yeah, right). The massage was about 50 minutes long, not an hour. She must have subtracted the time I went to the bathroom before and also when she went for a smoke while I undressed before she came back to the room. The girl in question was black, with big boobs.

There's a Cincinnati police credit union across the street, I doubt that helps anything.

The best part of my trip was going to costco after and getting the best spot in the parking lot. Ha!

Oh well, thanks for letting me vent and I can mark this one off my list.

[QUOTE=IronBalls1;2660179]I went knowing it was unlikely there would be extras, so I wasn't really surprised when that turned out to be true.

However, I was surprised by how bad the rest of the experience was. I walked in, big smile on my face, and the girl at the desk didn't even say "hello" or make eye contact. She said are you here for 60 or 90. I said 60. She took me around to the room and left while I got ready. She eventually came back (long time) and turned on some music. It was way too loud because she was trying to drown out the loud pop music coming from some other part of the building. She didn't even try to converse at all so I introduced myself and she gave up her name, but no other chat from her. Maybe she was having a bad day, but I've met bricks with more personality. The massage was not good, it was bad. She had no real training and at points I thought she was trying to hurt me on purpose. The bed didn't have a place for your face. After a while, I said I'd be ok without the draping but she wasn't ok with that, so it stayed on. It eventually ended and then, when I was paying, miraculously, her attitude got so much better! What a coincidence! She gave me a card for a free massage after 10 purchased (yeah, right). The massage was about 50 minutes long, not an hour. She must have subtracted the time I went to the bathroom before and also when she went for a smoke while I undressed before she came back to the room. The girl in question was black, with big boobs.

There's a Cincinnati police credit union across the street, I doubt that helps anything.

The best part of my trip was going to costco after and getting the best spot in the parking lot. Ha!

Oh well, thanks for letting me vent and I can mark this one off my list.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about your visit. Thats the hardest thing about a review, you read about a good time had by some, but when it your turn it goes nothing like the review that was written. It make me wonder how other people are asking for extra services or to take a dancer out of the club. It has to be how you ask or present ourselfs, with the chance of someone being LEO, I'm sure they have to be careful in there extra money making oppurinitty. But as I have learned thru trial and error, it does all come down to what you say, and how your saying it. It only takes you to say one wrong thing to shut down the deal, so remember kill them with kindness and baffle them with bullshit. Just be nice. Also have to remember, these girls are not escorts, they have a choice what services they perform. Because I've been to plush 3 times now, always left happy. So I'm not sure what happen with your visit. But be safe and good hunting.

Stopped by Lilly's first time in a very long time maybe 6-8 months. I'm sorry to say but massage was less then average. Nice looking New lady working, and I will give another shot because of that. She spent a lot of time on back and went quickly through everything else. Later in evening visit she may have been tired from long shift. Has anyone else noticed this, I'll let you know if the next visit us any better. Thanks.

I've been to Kenwood Rd half a dozen times and it's always been DIY. Went in the other day after a couple of months hiatus and nothing has changed.

The girl was attractive though (didn't catch her name) and the massage was above average with decent teasing. Tipped 2 jacksons cause she was a nice gal and she was satisfied.

Had an appointment with a girl that no call no showed on me, so went to an old reliable AMP. So I stopped in over at Nicholas street paid for an hr. Massage started ok, half way thru couple more mongers stopped in and they wanted to rush me out. So I ended up getting a deluxe h. E. I got shorted on my hour and still tipped $40. Senior members message me for details.

Will people stop giving tips for diy. If you keep doing this they Keep shorting us. Make them earn their tip. We need to make them a little more hungry for money.

Slide.

I get an Asian massage about once or twice a week. And I agree that you guys should have cojones and honesty to not tip over 20 bucks for diy. Going rate is 40-60, but you get this after building relationship with your massage provider. Respect those, who like to massage you, a lot of those girls like to keep it legit, you old (and young) pervs.

[QUOTE=StripJunkie;2659719]Good massage, June is attractive. I had a difficult time understanding her as her accent is a little different from what I am used to. Southern Chinese I think. No extras apparently as none were hinted at and any attempts at roaming were highly discouraged.[/QUOTE]Drove by June's Saturday and there was a "for rent" sign and the place appeared to be empty.

Proving that advertisements that threaten police action on customers is really not a good marketing plan. But at least they were honest upfront about no extras.

Any reports on this gal?

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Genitalmen,

After reading this forum it sounds like regardless where you go around Cincinnati, its going to cost 5-8 Jacksons at any AMP to masturbate in the company of a non-interested woman. So here's my 2 cents:

1. AMP's generally give a poorer massage than an LMT.

2. LMT's are generally half the price and give amazing massages.

3. Happy endings aren't expected at either place. And do it yourself doesn't count. That's a sad ending actually after paying so much.

There are areas, states, and cities (Dallas and Detroit my 2 personal favorites) where its a free-for-all in Asian massage places. Everything erotic is on the menu and those services are the rule, not the exception. Same amount of Jacksons also as here.

Gentlemen, why even waste time visiting these places around here? And tipping to masturbate? CRAZY!

If you want a great massage, I get it. Visit a great LMT who's half the cost of an AMP. Otherwise, buy some baby oil and watch [URL]pornhub.com[/URL] and save a TON of Jacksons.

Doc.

I found myself on the West side of town but could not connect with my favorite. Since I was in the area I decide to give Plush a try. Now, I never ventured to Royalty Rain and was aware of their reputation or lack there of. So, I went in with low expectations but still left disappointed. The business is not marked and hard to find. I was lead to a room by one girl but massaged by another. The room was cold but not as cold as my masseuse. I could go on but why bother.

Guys,

For those thinking that I and others may be speaking in code, trying to cover up a good thing, or just don't know what we are doing, that is not the case. All I got was an overpriced average massage by a cold fish in a cold room. I will take an AMP over this place anytime. Even if guys are having luck with extras the inconsistency in service is not worth it.

No, don't think it, your mileage won't vary!

TNT.

[QUOTE=SalaMander;2670126]I get an Asian massage about once or twice a week. And I agree that you guys should have cojones and honesty to not tip over 20 bucks for diy. Going rate is 40-60, but you get this after building relationship with your massage provider. Respect those, who like to massage you, a lot of those girls like to keep it legit, you old (and young) pervs.[/QUOTE]I am not arguing or bragging.

Why would you tip anything for DIY? Going Rate? 40-60? It sounds like I visit as often as you and my usual tip is 20 and maybe 30 for something extra special. I have reasonable luck and they are always happy to see me again. There are a lot of variables that may play into tips but you guys are creating the situations of these girls demanding more for nothing.

Just my opinion.

TNT.

Salem is open again. Seems they just went out for a while to get some remodeling done. Very nice inside now but same ladies inside. I didn't have time to stay but table showers 10 for 10 minutes was advertised. I'll try to go soon but keep us updated if you get a chance to stop in.

[QUOTE=Dr_Know;2671011]Genitalmen,

After reading this forum it sounds like regardless where you go around Cincinnati, its going to cost 5-8 Jacksons at any AMP to masturbate in the company of a non-interested woman. So here's my 2 cents:

1. AMP's generally give a poorer massage than an LMT.

2. LMT's are generally half the price and give amazing massages.

3. Happy endings aren't expected at either place. And do it yourself doesn't count. That's a sad ending actually after paying so much.

There are areas, states, and cities (Dallas and Detroit my 2 personal favorites) where its a free-for-all in Asian massage places. Everything erotic is on the menu and those services are the rule, not the exception. Same amount of Jacksons also as here.

Gentlemen, why even waste time visiting these places around here? And tipping to masturbate? CRAZY!

If you want a great massage, I get it. Visit a great LMT who's half the cost of an AMP. Otherwise, buy some baby oil and watch [URL]pornhub.com[/URL] and save a TON of Jacksons.

Doc.[/QUOTE]Where do you find LMT's at half price from AMP? The LMT I go to charges 70. One reason I go to AMPs is if I have sore muscles. I want a massage now, not call a LMT and find out I can get a massage in a few days. Just my. 02 worth.

Mt.

Certainly the convenience is a big factor. That's the main reason I go. And of course hoping you find that diamond in the rough.

[QUOTE=MassageIt;2672883]Where do you find LMT's at half price from AMP? The LMT I go to charges 70. One reason I go to AMPs is if I have sore muscles. I want a massage now, not call a LMT and find out I can get a massage in a few days. Just my. 02 worth.

Mt.[/QUOTE]

Does anyone have any information on Renee in Northside?

Thanks.