Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Loving302]While navigating through another site, I found this review for NT in Orlando and couldn't believe my eyes:
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"had two girls so far Tania and a very tiny korean with a bald kitty which is very tasty and clean. T gave BJ and got naked and let me have my way on the kitty with my fingers, I went here in May and June 2009. the tiny girl who always use the room in front will do BJ and sex, but charges $130. for FS. will try the third girl this month"

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Considering everything I have read here and personally twice experienced the place myself, you have to wonder if they write their own reviews?[/QUOTE]


..... you can't believe all you read.

I have seen that site too and quite honestly I think some of those reviews are "dreams" - literally...

V

[QUOTE=LittleOrlando]Hey Loving302,

Asahi should give you a commision for Viamx, Mikeinbrazil and my visit this past Sunday. Got there taken to room told to get ready for shower. Waited seem like was forever, someone else got there just before me and was getting done. Kim gave me my ts. Could have stayed there the whole time great on the back and was very well cleaned on the flip. Led back to same room and was told to sit because I would be moved to another room. Waited in there 10 minutes. Got a little moody because never had to wait like that before. Got moved to next room and waited another 5 minutes for Heidi to come in. Doesn't seem to happy and not talkative at all. Enjoyed massage and on flip ask me how much I willing to spend. She qutoes 60/100.

I go for 60 because the last thing I want is any angry woman touching me. OMG she more than made up for my time waitng. Then after seeing stars massage continued. Man I really like that, I hate when they just say "Okay get dressed" Will repeat and might ask for Kim for massage. Paid for hour but was there 1 1/2 hour so they more than made up for down time.[/QUOTE]

I really do like Asahi, even the Mamasan is "extremely" friendly. I have been with several ladies there, but have not experienced Candy yet. Anyone want to give a "heads up" on Candy. LOL

I have now been alternating between Island Therapy and Asahi, and both are really great. Let's keep the ladies happy and in turn they really keep us "happy."

[QUOTE=Viamx]..... you can't believe all you read.

I have seen that site too and quite honestly I think some of those reviews are "dreams" - literally...

V[/QUOTE]

Dreaming is an understatement... wow what a trip he was on! Then again dreams are always free....

[QUOTE=Mack Smith]Went in on Friday for 30 minute session. Tina was her name and maybe a 3. Nice massage, covered the entire time and I left very unhappy. When asked about happiness, she said "everybody no". Guess the bust has them quite cautious. I have had multiple positive experiences in the past. Real question is "how long should you wait to visit after a bust"?[/QUOTE]

I take that with your report I probably will not care to even try one year for now... things can always change one minute to the next but right now times are very though, extremely tough... play money must be spent wisely.

Decided to stay local again as I couldn't be bothered to drive too far. Considered Asahi but decided to try ToA#2 again. Called ahead to make sure the therapist was NOT Jasmine and scheduled an hour with Jade.

Wow! I had a great time and glad I tried that establishment again. Shame there is no TS but you can't (always) have everything...

Massage was pretty good and she managed to iron out some knots in quite a few places (repeatedly, in fact).

Would definitely repeat with her (I am certain she will remember me lol!)

House .9
Tip .4 (attention to details, being on my wavelength and being quite a nice girl)

V

I have posted suggestions before, based upon my experiences, on how to get a better massage at MP/AMP establishments. I thought that it is time to update the info with more thoughts and those rules that are tried and true.

Keep in mind, that your experience may differ from mine. If a therapist named Potato provides excellent service to me, that does not guarantee a great time for you. You could be a jackhole, or I could be one, or Potato might be having a visit from Aunt Flo and Cousin Red (look it up, Rookie). The point here, is that each experience is unique at that moment, so enjoy and post good information.

Rule #1: Trust No One On This Forum
Anyone could be a LEO. You, me, Potato, anyone. Avoid providing too much information on your experience. My experience tells me not to provide too much information on Potato as well. If you wish to say that Potato gives great fries, and really tastes good with ketchup, that is up to you. You may invite unwanted attention to Potato and her establishment by L/E.

Some members (senior or not) may PM you to get more info. Providing extra info is not a great idea. I no longer do. IMHO, it does more harm than good. If a member asks me if extras are on the menu, my answer is always no (whether or not extras are on the menu). Any legit provider has the ability to provide extras to the right person (a matter of trust and discretion).

I just post that Potato is cute (sometimes I rate her) and that she has a great technique, and I left happy. You fill in the blanks. Many providers do not wish to have their extras menu (i.e. Twice Baked Potatoes) known to those they do not know (or trust).

If raided, Potato may also fold under questioning from L/E. She may give you up (if you are there) and say it was all your idea.

Senior members may be L/E: those who protest the loudest, I suspect are either a C.I. (Confidential Informant - L/E talk for a rat fink) or somehow working for L/E.

Rule #2: Do Not Discuss What You Want Outside the Therapy Room
What happens in the therapy room, stays in the therapy room. What I mean here, is that do not ask the front hostess/mamasan if Potato "eats salad". If she understood what you mean, you are either going to be shown the door, or be given the Korean tranny who used to be an Olympic weight lifter (ouch) for your therapist.

Rule #3: Kindness Improves Your Odds
These ladies have a hard job. I got my nickname, Gentleman 100, because I am a gentleman, and my package is 100 centimeters long (40 inches) when fully ready for action.

My point here, is to be kind to your provider, and she most likely will be kind to you. Compliment her on her looks, how nice she is, etc. Let her know that she is special by letting your hands roam (most L/E do not do this). If she does not appreciate this attention, then you know what probably will not happen (extra attention on her part), tip accordingly.

Rule #4: Become a Regular at Favorite Places
If you find a girl and/or place that provides the services you like, go there frequently. My top 4 places are Lotus, Touch of Asia 1, Touch of Asia 2, and East-West. I am considering trying Asahi (based upon positive reviews here). When you become a regular, tip well, and show appreciation, good things may happen for you.

It is like going to your favorite bar: the bartender knows your favorite drink and fixes it the way you like without you having to ask.

My Prime Directive (Star Trek term): never, not ever give full details about anything extra that a provider offers. Please do not ask for details. If a provider has given me service that one would only expect in a Bangkok Cat House, I will never divulge this. I just left happy and relaxed. That is my story and I am sticking to it.

My final point: be safe, go to your favorite places, make an appointment there (they appreciate that), keep your appointment (even more appreciated), and enjoy yourself.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]My Prime Directive (Star Trek term): never, not ever give full details about anything extra that a provider offers.[/QUOTE]
quite simply, genius.

Please dont doubt the reviews you read about NT. Was there at the beginning of May and was very surprised at the type of services offered.

On my first occassion, saw a very young and hot american born of asian descent girl with a nicely enhanced rack. Soft, smooth and tasted good in all the right places. It was very clear to me during that visit that more fun could have been had...

[QUOTE=Loving302]While navigating through another site, I found this review for NT in Orlando and couldn't believe my eyes:
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"had two girls so far Tania and a very tiny korean with a bald kitty which is very tasty and clean. T gave BJ and got naked and let me have my way on the kitty with my fingers, I went here in May and June 2009. the tiny girl who always use the room in front will do BJ and sex, but charges $130. for FS. will try the third girl this month"

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Considering everything I have read here and personally twice experienced the place myself, you have to wonder if they write their own reviews?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]I have posted suggestions before, based upon my experiences, on how to get a better massage at MP/AMP establishments. I thought that it is time to update the info with more thoughts and those rules that are tried and true.

Keep in mind, that your experience may differ from mine. If a therapist named Potato provides excellent service to me, that does not guarantee a great time for you. You could be a jackhole, or I could be one, or Potato might be having a visit from Aunt Flo and Cousin Red (look it up, Rookie). The point here, is that each experience is unique at that moment, so enjoy and post good information.

Rule #1: Trust No One On This Forum
Anyone could be a LEO. You, me, Potato, anyone. Avoid providing too much information on your experience. My experience tells me not to provide too much information on Potato as well. If you wish to say that Potato gives great fries, and really tastes good with ketchup, that is up to you. You may invite unwanted attention to Potato and her establishment by L/E.

Some members (senior or not) may PM you to get more info. Providing extra info is not a great idea. I no longer do. IMHO, it does more harm than good. If a member asks me if extras are on the menu, my answer is always no (whether or not extras are on the menu). Any legit provider has the ability to provide extras to the right person (a matter of trust and discretion).

I just post that Potato is cute (sometimes I rate her) and that she has a great technique, and I left happy. You fill in the blanks. Many providers do not wish to have their extras menu (i.e. Twice Baked Potatoes) known to those they do not know (or trust).

If raided, Potato may also fold under questioning from L/E. She may give you up (if you are there) and say it was all your idea.

Senior members may be L/E: those who protest the loudest, I suspect are either a C.I. (Confidential Informant - L/E talk for a rat fink) or somehow working for L/E.

Rule #2: Do Not Discuss What You Want Outside the Therapy Room
What happens in the therapy room, stays in the therapy room. What I mean here, is that do not ask the front hostess/mamasan if Potato "eats salad". If she understood what you mean, you are either going to be shown the door, or be given the Korean tranny who used to be an Olympic weight lifter (ouch) for your therapist.

Rule #3: Kindness Improves Your Odds
These ladies have a hard job. I got my nickname, Gentleman 100, because I am a gentleman, and my package is 100 centimeters long (40 inches) when fully ready for action.

My point here, is to be kind to your provider, and she most likely will be kind to you. Compliment her on her looks, how nice she is, etc. Let her know that she is special by letting your hands roam (most L/E do not do this). If she does not appreciate this attention, then you know what probably will not happen (extra attention on her part), tip accordingly.

Rule #4: Become a Regular at Favorite Places
If you find a girl and/or place that provides the services you like, go there frequently. My top 4 places are Lotus, Touch of Asia 1, Touch of Asia 2, and East-West. I am considering trying Asahi (based upon positive reviews here). When you become a regular, tip well, and show appreciation, good things may happen for you.

It is like going to your favorite bar: the bartender knows your favorite drink and fixes it the way you like without you having to ask.

My Prime Directive (Star Trek term): never, not ever give full details about anything extra that a provider offers. Please do not ask for details. If a provider has given me service that one would only expect in a Bangkok Cat House, I will never divulge this. I just left happy and relaxed. That is my story and I am sticking to it.

My final point: be safe, go to your favorite places, make an appointment there (they appreciate that), keep your appointment (even more appreciated), and enjoy yourself.[/QUOTE]


Gentleman 100:

I agree with some of what you say but very little.......The title of this website is USA SexGuide......the name itself implies this is a guide to sex.

I do not agree with your Directive......and here is why:

LEO does not need this site for any "intel"....we all know that LEO is very aware of who is offering extras.....doesn't take a genius to figure that out.

Look at sites like TER....how explicit ALL their reviews are and it still keeps going strong. Also in all the years that froums like this existed I have never ever heard of LEO using it to bust the guys. In other words they are not PMing guys to later search and get their IP addresses and bust them for a "supposed" crime.

A court would never hold anything this website states as gospel because there is no proof it ever happened. I can write on here that I f*cked every single person at a particular AMP.....how can that be proven?

I do believe we need to be safe and I think that is very important and why this website is so vital. And Im sure that no one wants to spend their hard earned $$$$ needlessly, especially in this economy thus the importance in knowing if a person offers extras or not.
With any AMP its always a 50/50 chance anyway because they may feel paranoid and not want to do anything no matter how cool and respectful we are.

If we are wanting to get extras then at least knowing if an AMP is partial to providing them gives us a leg up vs a person who absolutely is not open to that.
Now if you have $$$$ to spend and dont want the extras as much as the massage, then go for it and keep going back to your fav AMP till you get the extras you desire, because $$$$ is no problem to that person.

But for those whose $$$ is tight and want the extras, then this site is invaluable.

I think Jackson said it best, here is what he said:


[QUOTE=Admin][blue]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]


My Prime Directive is for us to be Safe and Smart out there and not throw away any money.

Just my 2 cents worth.....imagine if all that was written was "I went to XYZ AMP and left happy." Not much for us to go on....if thats the case then we shouldn't even have an AMP section on this site.

Saw Gabrielle at TT about 2 months ago.

Decent looking blonde 5/10 at best.

Massage was ok, she talks alot, and said no alot, until the end, where it cost more than double the price of massage to get her to say yes.

Rich

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]....

Rule #1: Trust No One On This Forum

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I got my nickname, Gentleman 100, because I am a gentleman, and my package is 100 centimeters long (40 inches) when fully ready for action.
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LOL.... seriously some good advice there Gentleman 100 (or Gentleman 10 - as the case may be..... hahaha)

...of getting yelled at by someone....

I think we should be posting the kind of service we get from these places as that's the point of the forum.

LE can get info whenever they want from forums like this or by visiting the places themselves - it's all been said before.

I am only here for a short time now but if I go visit another MP, I will post what I see fit to help others. The forum has helped me in that respect and so I feel that I should make a contribution to return the favors.

If that's seen as wrong by others then I'm sorry but that's the way it is.

If you are not interested in my reports or comments then just filter me.

V

[QUOTE=Viamx]...of getting yelled at by someone....

I think we should be posting the kind of service we get from these places as that's the point of the forum.

LE can get info whenever they want from forums like this or by visiting the places themselves - it's all been said before.

I am only here for a short time now but if I go visit another MP, I will post what I see fit to help others. The forum has helped me in that respect and so I feel that I should make a contribution to return the favors.

If that's seen as wrong by others then I'm sorry but that's the way it is.

If you are not interested in my reports or comments then just filter me.

V[/QUOTE]I agree with TC69 and V. The admin. (Jackson) has stated the purpose of the forum clearly and it seems simple enough to me. I think the Gentlen100 comes off as kind of paranoid. Even so, the Gentlemen100 has a right to his opinion, even if I and others don't agree with him. It is always good to be careful, but if we don't share info, then this forum becomes kind of useless.

I posed a similar question to another member and now I'd like to hear from others.

Let's say you are visiting an AMP that you have never been to before. When they ask "Have you been here before?" do you explain that you have been to others in the area, perhaps even say the name? Or is it bad manners to mention a competitor?

My thinking is, if I mention that I've been to other AMPs (which I have), at least they will know I am not a newbie and perhaps feel less nervous with me.

I've read other posts that suggest that a person shoud lie and say "yes I've been here before" but I'm not sure I want to do that.

[QUOTE=Warpfactor69]I posed a similar question to another member and now I'd like to hear from others.

Let's say you are visiting an AMP that you have never been to before. When they ask "Have you been here before?" do you explain that you have been to others in the area, perhaps even say the name? Or is it bad manners to mention a competitor?

My thinking is, if I mention that I've been to other AMPs (which I have), at least they will know I am not a newbie and perhaps feel less nervous with me.

I've read other posts that suggest that a person shoud lie and say "yes I've been here before" but I'm not sure I want to do that.[/QUOTE]


I don't lie - just in case you get caught out. Probably better to say you have not been before but maybe mention you have had massages before and see how things work out.

I have been a first timer in many places and have done OK. If you don't do OK and you don't get everything you need first time then the place gets to know you and so it's worth it in the end. At least when you go back and they ask the question, you will not be lying!

I guess if I lied and I was caught out, I'd feel that I had blown it and so couldn't go back.

V